I am picking up trash in online games

Wang Laoba rushed into the crowd with a French stick in his hand. After shouting loudly, he found that he was talking like farting.

The top of the bread was ignited immediately, and the real torch started to be lit with fireworks, making a fart-like sound and firing into the sky. Wang Laoba held up the kindling of peace and roared, "Stop the fuck!"

As soon as the roar came out, the people closest to him stopped their hands one after another, and the people far away stopped their hands when they saw the firecrackers flying into the sky and asked who was the one who wanted to set off a firecracker to celebrate the fight. Could this be the scene person? ?

Seeing that everyone was quiet, Yu Fei turned his head and yelled at those who didn't want to work overtime in the corner: "Lao Yang! Come and tell them what you saw at the bottom of the lake!"

Everyone at the scene turned their heads to the direction where they didn't want to work overtime, adjusted their clothes because they didn't want to work overtime, and signaled to the ghosts in front of them to go away, now it's the arrival of the unrivaled hero!

Seeing that he didn't want to work overtime, Yu Fei quickly extinguished the fire on his baguette, only to find that the end of the French stick had been burnt, and it smelled really good.

So fragrant, does it mean that it can be eaten?

Yu Fei stared at Jiao Xiang's baguette and felt that he was about to slip into the precipice of crime. Humans can't, at least they shouldn't...

At this moment, not wanting to work overtime, the sound of clearing his throat like a hippo hiccup brought him back to reality. Yu Fei immediately put his baguette into his backpack and stood beside him quietly.

I didn't want to work overtime and looked into the distance, and said: "I just swam around the lake, there is a water outlet below, but the mud and fish in the ground are blocked, and there is a trap bridge at the bottom of the lake, as long as we put the trap on clean up the mud, and the bridge can be raised!"

What he said was well-founded, and the clothes on his body were still wet, which was very convincing, but the shrunken head cut king was the first to not believe it.

"If you say there is, then there will be? Do you think we are all fools?"

Don't want to work overtime and sneered: "If you don't believe me, just swim two steps. The lake is next to it, and the fish are in it. Go down and see for yourself."

"That's right, if you don't believe me, go down and see for yourself." Moon Post folded its arms and looked at the dragged sky next to the king of chopping, squinted his eyes and said, "Even if it's not convenient for you, a big gang leader, the people around you are willing to be yours." eyes."

Goosebumps popped out of his body when he saw Drag Shangtian, subconsciously glanced at the back of the king, and carefully took two steps back into the crowd.

Just because there is a cowardly dog ​​next to the king of chopping, it doesn't mean that everything else is a cowardly dog.A brash old man took a step forward, kicked his head and raised his legs, and then turned his arms twice to warm up. He turned his head and said, "Chop King, I'll go down and see for you."

"No need!" Cut King stretched out his hand to hold him down, "They shouldn't lie about such things."

He looked at Do Not Want to Work Overtime and asked, "Are you from the Chinese Heart Society?"

"No, I didn't join any gangs." I didn't want to work overtime.

King Chop raised his brows, looked at whether he wanted to work overtime, looked at the empty space above Yu Fei's head, suddenly laughed and stretched out his hand and asked, "Then do you want to join us?"

"No need." Yu Fei and he didn't want to work overtime in unison.

Cut King: "Why?"

God, he asked why?Tie Zhu was shocked at the side. Has no one told him that the name of this guild is really rustic and silly, and does not conform to the aesthetics of ordinary human beings?

"We have a regular team, and we don't need to join any gang. The most important thing now is to finish the activity." Not wanting to work overtime, he pointed sideways to the muddy lake, "First we have to fish out the fish in it, and then remove the fish in it." Mud, raise the bridge again."

Tie Zhu was puzzled: "Fish is easy to catch, but how to get rid of mud?"

For a while, everyone looked at him as if he was mentally retarded, only Yu Fei raised the melon in his hand to save face.Tie Zhu suddenly realized, he was stunned for two seconds, and realized that digging mud with melon scoops, isn't that artificially draining the sewer?

Grass!I was really hit by what I said!Let him go to the sewer, it is better to let him hold the dynamite and blow up the mountain!At least the resurrection is temporary, but the nausea from digging mud is persistent!

Perhaps a small number of people still have doubts, but the two big gang leaders Choi Wang and Brother Hongqi both agreed to the proposal that they did not want to work overtime.

I don’t want to work overtime and be pulled into the lake by big fish under the witness of everyone, so if you want to fish a fishing rod, you need at least five people to pull it together, but they have more people and strength, so you can choose a more suitable fishing net strategy.

After i Hongqi and i Cut Wang had assembled, only the three brothers Wang Laoba stood in the middle and didn't know where to go. The three of them looked at each other and decided to think of a way first, and then join i Hongqi's fishing net team.

Fishing nets need to be rubbed by the hands of the players, Yu Fei saw that the hands of the players in Zhonghuaxin were about to get angry, and couldn't help but stretched out his hand and pushed the iron pillar: "Hey, do you want to make two for money at this time? I see There are still a lot of casual players shouting and receiving on the world channel."

Tie Zhu shook his head: "It's too troublesome to rub that big fishing net, it's a waste of time. And now the three of us have to figure out a way to get two fish out of it. If the fish is edible, we can give it to the armament officer for points." .”

Don't want to work overtime: "No way, the fish in it can still be eaten? If you say that fish bones and fish skin can make things, I still believe it."

"It doesn't matter what it can do, anyway, the things that appear on the event map will definitely not be bad." Tie Zhu said.

The two people were chatting, when Yu Fei heard the word eat, his heart suddenly moved for a moment. He stared at the polluted lake in front of him, suddenly got up and walked to the lake, took out his burnt baguette from his backpack, and held it in his hand. When I pressed hard on the top, it actually broke off a little.

He stared at the bread crumbs in his hand, and slowly put them into his mouth.

One can, at least try...

Tie Zhu and Lao Yang watched with open mouths as Wang Laoba chewed and ate his staff, and could not help swallowing.Not wanting to work overtime, he stretched out his hand to pull the iron pillar's grill armor, and asked in a low voice, "Brother, is he crazy?"

"I don't know, I only know that his magic staff is a consumable." Tie Zhu walked over and pressed Yu Fei's shoulder, and was about to tell him to stop, when he suddenly remembered this person's habit of saving and making money in games. Could it be Is it so difficult for him to wash his hands in the golden basin?

I can't even eat, so I want to break my staff in the game to satisfy my hunger?

The more Tie Zhu thought about it, the more miserable he became. In his heart, Wang Laoba was already a poor little guy who lived in a thatched hut and held a steamed bun in his hand, and didn't have a drop of oil in his dishes.If it weren't for the past of the gangster's golden basin washing his hands, he would have been able to receive government subsidies.

He couldn't bear it any longer, and reached out to hold Wang Laoba's shoulder: "Old Ba, if you have any difficulties, you must tell us, the things in the game can't really fill your stomach. Give me your address, and I'll give it to you." You order takeout."

When Yu Fei heard about ordering takeout, he couldn't help frowning at him: "Why order takeout?"

Tie Zhu is setting up my home address, right?What is he going to do?Isn't ordering takeout a storyline that only exists in online dating?

"You are so hungry that you are eating bread in the game, what if I order you a takeaway?" Tie Zhu stretched out his hand and patted Yu Fei's shoulder, "Don't worry, my mouth is very strict and I will never reveal your family address."

Yu Fei was taken aback for a moment, realizing that his behavior just now was really outrageous, and quickly broke off another piece of baguette in his hand, squeezed it into small pieces and said, "I'm helping the fish to see if it can be eaten, if I can eat it , then the fish must be edible too.”

When he was a child in the park, Yu Fei always saw someone feeding the fish with bread crumbs. At that time, he practiced with his master and had no pocket money to buy bread crumbs to feed the fish. Now he is sitting on a whole baguette in the game. What does he think? Hey, whatever you want!

The three brothers walked to the lake, and Yu Fei sprinkled the crushed bread crumbs on the lake, feeling a strange sense of satisfaction in his heart, maybe this is the joy of spending a lot of money.

The surface of the water was still calm, Tie Zhu looked at the bread crumbs floating on the lake, felt sorry for Wang Laoba's staff, and couldn't help but said, "It doesn't seem to work, let's use another method."

Yu Fei stood still, but raised his hand and sprinkled a piece of bread crumbs, but this time the originally calm lake gave him feedback.The surface of the lake began to surge and spray, and some gray shadows were getting closer and closer to the surface of the lake.

"Wow—"

The waves rushed up, the fish came out of the water, half of the sky was covered, and everyone on the shore froze in place. Even Yu Fei didn't expect that he could attract so many fish in one go. He looked up at his neck. After a while, he murmured: "wdnmd, this is too big."

However, bigness is only part of it. The important thing is that these ugly fishes are still very creative ones.If we talk about a small clown, it is a small clown, and it will fly by as soon as it flies from the sky, and it may not be visible to the naked eye.

But this fish is too big, so big that human eyes can only see these ugly fish, because the body is too big, even the speed of flying across the sky seems to be slowed down by x2.

"It's too ugly! It's too ugly! It's too ugly!" Tie Zhu, who has the highest pursuit of beauty, can't bear it. He can accept mess and mess, but he can't accept ugliness without a bottom line. This is a painful torture for him!

He clenched the mace in his hand and stepped back a step or two to start a run-up. Yu Fei realized something was wrong and wanted to reach out to grab his armor, but he was a step too slow, and could only watch Tie Zhu and Tarzan shouting with a mace He threw himself into the arms of the big fish.

"What is he doing?!"

He didn't want to work overtime and took out the needle and wanted to give Tie Zhu a remedy, but the figure of Tie Zhu's barbecue armor had already disappeared into the fish school, and there was no trace.

Wang Laoba twisted his neck, looked at the fish jumping up into the air one after another in front of him, and slowly clasped his palms together. Before he could say the words Amitabha, he saw a huge black ugly fish rushing into the sky. An Ouyang Tie Zhu was lying on his stomach.

Tie Zhu stood on the back of the fish with all his strength, and then he swung his mace and hammered it down hard. The blood bar on the head of the ugly fish fell back halfway.

With another blow, the Ugly Fish's blood bar was emptied and no longer struggling, it slid directly into the water, while Ouyang Tie Zhu still stood on its back, like a cast steel statue, slowly sinking into the sea.

After the shocking scene, everyone fell silent, and the atmosphere gradually became solemn. This is an epic epic of iron pillars fighting between man and beast.

However, the 666 for the hero in everyone's hearts has not yet been issued, but Tie Zhu and the ugly fish with their belly turned upside down floated to the surface of the water.

Don't want to work overtime: "Shocked, why did you float up without dying?"

Tie Zhu spat out the sewage in his mouth, and cursed: "Damn, didn't you learn physics in junior high school? This armor is impure!"