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Everyone has heard the story of a wolf coming, but I have never seen a bear coming.What's more, there are so many giant bears, one slap can slap brother Tie Zi in the ground, but he can't get it out.

For a moment, many bloody scenes flashed through Tiezi's mind, and there was a sentence from his grandmother——

When you meet a blind bear, you have to lie down!

At this critical moment, Brother Tiezi roared angrily in his dantian: "Brothers! Lie down and pretend to be dead!"

The roar resounded all over the world, all the bears froze for a moment, suddenly stopped, turned their heads to look at this side, Brother Tie Zi stabilized the hatred with his own strength, Yu Fei sat beside him and started to tremble, but Tie Zhu seemed to be shaking. Not seeing it, she just tilted her head on the chair, flicked her tongue and started to play dead.

But what's the use?Even if Xiong has a brain, he knows what this roar means.

It's provocation, it's contempt, it's an insult to your own AI IQ!

The raging bears who were advancing in a queue began to advance towards the tractor of the iron column, with a deterrent roar in their mouths, warning the humans in front of them not to try on the edge of danger.

Brothers are birds in the same forest, they fly separately when the disaster is imminent, bears come and go, and the wind screams!Yu Fei stepped on the iron pillar that was still pretending to be asleep, and said in a low voice, "Don't sleep, they are all ready to go! Either go or do it, you choose one."

Tie Zhu closed his eyes: "Peace is the most important thing in human beings. We don't need to do anything if we can. Just pretend to be dead and let them sniff it back. You know, bears don't eat stale meat."

"What if people are hungry and crazy, as long as they can eat it? And you haven't died for long, and the 24-hour cold fresh meat is just as fresh when the wind and snow blow." Yu Fei looked at him strangely, "No Ah, why are you afraid of this bunch of bears?"

Tie Zhu still pretended to be dead and pretended not to hear, but the Olympic champion who was on the roof of the car preparing to lick blood to rectify boiled mutton 7878 was alive. He clenched the Qinglong Yanyue Knife in his hand and said coldly: "The mutton is all I want. Also, bear's paw is what I want, both of them must be stewed in a pot!"

Don't want to work overtime: ...

Don't want to work overtime: "Then you may die of gout pain."

Although the four of Tie Zhu are powerful, their mass base is far less powerful than that of Brother Hongqi and the others. After learning the news of the arrival of Crazy Young Bear, Brother Hongqi did not know what to do with Xiao Wang and announced it on the map channel together. All players are ready to fight, and even their own pets have been summoned.

Seeing that the situation was not right, Yu Fei saw that it didn't make sense for everyone to do something. The old man was afraid, so he immediately stepped forward and tore off the dead iron post on the chair, and sat in the driver's seat by himself.

Now that the iron pillar couldn't fit anymore, he watched Yu Fei fasten his seat belt, and he had a bad premonition in his heart: "Could it be that you are going to drive directly to the top?"

Yu Fei asked back: "Why not? It would be meaningless to play the game without charging."

When Lao Yang on the roof heard the word charge, the electric shock device in his hand released a crackling electric current, and responded loudly: "Old Ba, you go forward boldly! As long as you fall, I will be the first to resurrect!"

Tie Zhu glanced at the white bear that was getting closer, and was still struggling: "What if they just want to come and say hello?"

As soon as the words fell, a fierce guy rode a motorcycle and rushed in front of the white bear. He raised the stick in his hand and wanted to be the first to hit the bear. [-] meters away.

The greeting was too warm, and he directly asked Brother Meng to have a date with Yan Wang, and his blood strip was emptied and he lay down on the ground without moving.

Yu Fei: ...

Yu Fei: "Is this your greeting? Brother."

Tie Zhu wiped his face: "When I was a child, my grandmother told me never to fight with Xiong Daxian. If you see it, just fall to the ground and pretend to be dead. Don't you be afraid that there are gods standing three feet above your head?"

Yu Fei sighed: "Hey, feudal superstition is a no-brainer, how can you, a young man in the new era, believe this?"

"I'm not Xin, I'm filial." Tie Zhu looked at the bear outside the window and sighed: "Today, my grandson is unfilial, I'm afraid I'm going to kill him."

"Amitabha, the benefactor has good roots, and if you think about it, the Buddha will not blame you." Yu Fei said as he steered the tractor forward, still thinking in his heart that it would be better if he just picked up a forklift, and directly forked candied haws.

Seeing that Wang Laoba moved, the other cars quickly followed suit.

Brother Hongqi walked side by side with them, he opened the window and asked Wang Laoba loudly: "Old Ba brother, what are you going to do now?"

Yu Fei: "If you let people go directly, the defense is too low, and the bear will be gone with a slap. It's better to have a few of our big cars in the front, and then let the mage and the long-distance roll up their sleeves to work hard."

Brother Hongqi nodded, but the custard pudding standing in the shovel of the excavator shook his head and shouted: "It's okay if the bears are all concentrated in one group, but now the positions of the bears are starting to disperse. If you let them rush In the back, the crispy skin will die with one hit."

Yu Fei frowned: "That's true. If we let them run to the back, we may go straight back to the starting point if the mage and nurse die."

It was too embarrassing to go back to my hometown just half an hour after departure.Although once the network cable is unplugged, the grievances and grievances will go to your mother, but no one is like the one who becomes the embarrassing one.

Just when Yu Fei was thinking about how to gather this group of bears together, his soul friend Tie Zhu stepped forward.

Raising his hand to straighten the yellow safety helmet on his head, he put on his gaudy fairy wings, opened the car door and turned his back to Fengxue, and gave Wang Laoba and Hongqi a serious look: "I'll get them Bring it together!"

The wind is blowing, the water is cold, and the iron pillars are gone, never to return.

Lao Yang stood on the roof and gave a thumbs up to the iron pillar.It means that no matter where you fall, I will wake you up by electricity.

Wang Laoba looked at the Tiezhu Demon Fairy in the military coat, and a part of his heart was touched. The excitement was mixed with a touch of emotion. Maybe this is their socialist soldier who has the courage to sacrifice!

Even Brother Hongqi raised his hand to salute Wang Laoba, and watched him fly into the snowy sky.

However, Brother Tie Zi died before he left the school. He didn't fly to the sky in the first step of taking the locomotive.

Tie Zhu: ...

The decent man Tie Zi got up angrily, climbed back to his tractor and roared: "Damn, the weight of the military coat is too heavy to wear on the body, and the wings can't fly! Cut it and start over!"

Seeing that he was about to take off his military overcoat, Yu Fei quickly said, "If you go out without an overcoat, you will suffer from the cold debuff. If you fly too high, Lao Yang will not be able to milk you, and you will continue to lose blood until you die!"

Tie Zhu waved his hand and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle: "If a person's life has not been lived vigorously once, how can he be counted as having lived in this world?"

He slowly took off the military overcoat on his body. He was wearing tights with circles of red decorations on his back, only his straight legs were exposed, and this handsome face, which was blown by frost and snow, showed a little fragility and melancholy. , no chicken can leave alive after seeing it.

The bear is about to break through the Youmo's encirclement line, and now there is not much time left for Tie Zhu!He stopped talking, turned around and kicked his legs and flew out of the tractor, turning himself into the brightest star in the world of wind and snow.

Only Brother Hongqi squinted at his back, and murmured, "Is he carrying firecrackers?!"

With so many volumes, there must be several thousand rings?

Tie Zhu flew into the sky through the wind and snow. The cold buff had already caused him to lose blood, but he was fearless. If a person's sacrifice can be exchanged for the victory of the large army, then his sacrifice is meaningful!

After a 720-degree turn and a triple axel, he came to the center of the stage and waved to the white bear on the ground: "My friends below, how are you?"

"What is he doing?" Wujuexiao frowned, thinking whether to take this opportunity to shoot coldly and shoot down the strange moth in the air, when she saw the meat shield warrior in front send a message saying that the white bear had been attracted by the iron pillar news.

Wujuexiao, who was about to shoot, put down her hand, turned her head and began to buckle 666 for the iron pillar on the public channel.

With the enemy at hand, personal grievances can be put aside for now.

Tie Zhu hovered in the sky, how are you friends on the left, and how are you guys on the right, I just gathered most of the white bears, but there are still a small number of bears who avoid his beauty and are still breaking through the defense line of the tank fighters refused to turn back on the road.

Seeing that the soldiers were about to be overwhelmed, Tie Zhu no longer hesitated, he pulled out the fuse on his body, took out Wang Laoba's elimination Zippo and lit it.

Yu Fei squinted his eyes to see what he was doing, when he heard crackling sounds!White smoke and red flames rose from the sky, making it difficult for people to see the appearance of the iron pillar.

"Five thousand rings! This firecracker must have five thousand rings!" Brother Hongqi patted the steering wheel and sighed, "Brother wild, if the five thousand rings are wrapped around your body, you are not afraid of blowing the chicken away?"

Custard Pudding turned his head and roared: "Stop messing with this useless thing, his head is bleeding all the time, quickly raise the shovel up and let me add blood to him!"

The white bears who were originally not attracted by Tie Zhu's enthusiastic offensive finally turned their heads amidst the sound of firecrackers and changed their direction.

All the bears stood together, straightened their front legs and looked up at the smoking iron pillar in the sky, not knowing what to think about.While all the bears were standing there watching the excitement, all the golden construction vehicles were dispatched, and even the golden bus that cut the king took the lead, and a large drift was blocked horizontally.

When the car came to a complete stop, Long Xingren in the bus couldn't wait to open the sunroof and climb onto the roof, the bullets were loaded, and there were even two brothers holding howitzers, ready to pull the safety catch at all times.

Brother Hongqi raised his forklift high, Custard Pudding stretched out his clothes pole and staff to brush blood on the iron pillars in the air, Moon Post occupied the high ground and already drew its bow fully, aiming at the strongest bear inside, all the time Ready to attack.

Everyone was getting ready, and Yu Fei jumped out of the window, holding a flaming alcohol lamp in his hand and began to chant. Everyone was waiting, waiting for the sound of firecrackers in the middle to stop, and waiting for the end of Tie Zhu's performance.

At the moment when the last sound of firecrackers stopped, the tights on Wang Laoba finally showed his true face. The white top was decorated with silver and blue, as well as sparkling rhinestones, and it was integrated with the black tights. Even from a distance, you can see the eye-catching big bag.

Facing Tie Zhu's fit figure, Yu Fei couldn't help whistling, his head was a little divergent, and he began to compare Ouhuang's and Tie Zhu's figures. He was thinking that Ouhuang's figure might be better when he suddenly saw The iron pillar in the air changed its posture.

Pointing to the sky and the ground with one hand, he shouted loudly in front of everyone's eyes: "Freedom!"