I am picking up trash in online games

Some zombies look glamorous, but in fact, there is a big mosaic on their necks, their noses and eyes can't be distinguished.Yu Fei looked at the walking mosaics, his fists were really hard.

"Is this considered modern online game art?" Tie Zhu nodded while pinching his chin, "This mosaic is more solid than the wall of our house, it's really not noticeable at all."

Yu Fei sneered: "It's better not to change it, dangling on the road with a mosaic on it, it's more terrifying than having a zombie head."

"It's been scolded on the forum." The Olympic champion teleported to the two of them, with a piece of mushroom meat dangling around his neck, "But now there is no way to complain anymore. If you complain, you will have to shut down for maintenance, and then you will not be able to play the game. .”

Finding only Wang Laoba and Tie Zhu, the Olympic champion immediately leaned over and asked, "Where's Dr. Yang? Didn't he go online with you?"

"I'm still at Tie Zhu's house. He's going back first, and he will be able to go online when he gets home." Yu Fei said.

"No wonder I didn't reply to the message I sent him just now." The Olympic champion heaved a sigh of relief, and took out two strings from his backpack and handed them to them, "Make a necklace of mushroom meat from the mushroom monster and hang it around your neck. Winter people and summer grass will not come over."

Tie Zhu thin rope took out a handful of colored rope from his backpack and began to twist the necklace. Yu Fei glanced at Dongren Xiacao who was wobbling around but did not dare to approach, and asked, "The two of us just went online. I haven't read the announcement yet, what else has been updated in this system update?"

"A city has been updated. It's the coordinates given by Lu En. They found it on a motorcycle yesterday and opened a new map called the Lost City." The Olympic champion shrugged, "It's just an empty city. Nobody."

Yu Fei frowned: "Is there no one? Have they all turned into winter people and summer grass, or are they hiding somewhere in the city? Or have they migrated away?"

"I don't know, because we haven't entered the city to explore yet." The Olympic champion smiled wryly, "Everything in the city is crazy, whether it's plants or animals, they are all parasitized by the same type of fungus as Dongrenxiacao, you will know when you go there .”

Yu Fei was stunned: "Why, the tree can still run with long legs?"

"It's worse than that." The Olympic champion sighed. "Anyway, you'll know it when you see it. I don't know how to describe it, but I have to tell you in advance that there are a lot of rats."

At this time, Tie Zhu stood up after rubbing the necklace and just heard a mouse, and he paused for a moment: "Why are there mice?"

"Maybe it was a mouse from the old city, and..." The Olympic champion paused suddenly, seeing Tie Zhu handing Yu Fei a heart-shaped mushroom meat necklace woven with multicolored rope, and the mushroom meat was inlaid with a red crystallization.

The neck suddenly felt a little heavy, and compared with the colorful necklace on Wang Laoba's neck, his hemp rope chain looked like a defective product of modern industry.

It's still the kind that costs ten yuan and three on the night market carpet, and when it's time to close the stalls, there may be three to build one to make a double.

He silently took off the necklace around his neck and handed it to Tie Zhu: "Brother, give me the whole necklace."

The three of them put on their necklaces and headed towards the Lost City on a tractor with iron pillars. With the power of mushroom meat, the three of them ran amok and honked their horns at Dongren Xiacao to hurry up.

To describe it in two words, it is rampant.

All the way to the front of the Lost City, I found a group of players watching and laughing at the gate of the city, and the shouts of the players came from inside. The joys and sorrows of human beings are indeed not connected.

Tie Zhu parked the car and opened the door, leading Yu Fei and the Olympic champion towards the gate of the city.Seeing the iron pillars of Daoming Temple in F4 of the well-known internet celebrity village, Hanazawa Hachi, and the Meizuo champion appear on the stage, the players around outside suddenly quieted down, and then automatically separated to make way for these three ruthless people.

"You are here." Ran Ran Hongqi saw Tie Zhu coming and went up to meet him, and shook Tie Zhu's hand in front of everyone: "Comrade, now the people need you, and the organization needs you."

The new comrade Ouyang Tiezhu was a little dazed. He looked at brother Hongqi's expectant eyes and was a little puzzled: "What's going on? What happened?"

"A mouse met another mouse. One came from Tiannan and the other from Haibei. They happened to be a male and a female. Then they fell in love, and then they had the product of love."

Custard Pudding said slowly: "A family changed from two mice to a hundred, and then the disaster began..."

Seeing that he stopped talking suddenly, Yu Fei hurriedly asked: "And then?"

"And that's it." Moon Post raised his hand and pointed at the gate of the city, Yu Fei and Tie Zhu turned their heads to look, and saw a team of half-meter-long shiny black mice running past there.

The point is not the quantity but the size. Yu Fei Amitabha said that even if the monks are not lying, he would also say that the black mice that pick up waste can break the world record. If they can stand upright on their legs, they will definitely not be smaller than the famous black mice in the United States. .

"My God, I've never seen such a big field mouse." Tie Zhu looked at the mice in the city and murmured, "There's one missing an ear, one ear, right? "

The two fell into the nostalgic theater of grandma's generation. The Olympic champion said at the side: "The gate is guarded by these big rats. We can't pass the first pass. We don't know what's going on in the center of the city."

Ran Ran Hongqi nodded: "And after the version update, there is an additional weather reminder on the communicator. Winter is coming soon. An NPC came to see it before and said that there are heating pipes in the city. We have to catch the biggest snowstorm before it comes. , clean up the city and move in, that's our only hope of survival."

Yu Fei was shocked by his firm eyes, and wanted to remind his brother that this is an RPG game, so there is no need to take it too seriously, but it's okay to think about this serious game attitude, so he nodded and said: "We will find a way to help."

"This kind of black mouse has very high agility and attack power. I have been in it before, and I was almost eaten as corn, so the mushroom dispersing function on the neck is useless to them." The Olympic champion held the knife and looked at the iron pillar, " I think the most direct way is to set up two giant mouse traps directly."

He reached out and gestured on his neck: "Wuhu, take off~"

"That won't work, this method is too cruel." Tie Zhu looked at Yu Fei, his expression softened suddenly, and he said softly: "I can be regarded as a quarter of a monk now. To be a human being, one must be merciful and cultivate a good relationship to gain an afterlife. cause and effect."

Yu Fei looked at him and smiled slightly: "Tie Zhu, why don't you order some rat poison."

"Okay, Darling." Tie Zhu still smiled, "Euthanasia, I know, you are really a shining person."

The Olympic champion looked shocked, stretched out his hand and yelled to the bed: "You two are very strange today, can you speak normally."

Brother Hongqi coughed: "The rat medicine sold by the NPC is useless. These black mice are still alive and kicking after eating it, but they just killed a few of our brothers who were testing the medicine."

Yu Fei: ...

"It's fucking outrageous, you guys use people to try rat medicine?" Yu Fei was also confused, it's true that human life is as cheap as paper in troubled times, and role-playing doesn't have to go so deep.

Brother Hongqi quickly explained: "No, it's because they saw that the medicine would not kill the rats, so they thought it would be useless, so they took one pill each, dyed it, and then..."

Then he will be a good brother in the next life, and he will still be a good man after resurrection.

Yu Fei was numb, and gave a thumbs up to Brother Hongqi, "You deserve to be your man."

Rat poison didn't work, and the mousetrap was too bloody, so Tie Zhu and Yu Fei decided to go to the city for a field trip first, and then carry out the subsequent counterattack plan.

Yu Fei stood at the door in cassock, and Tie Zhu's dragon king costume was replaced by a classic nostalgic uniform with black top and white bottom. Handsome is only one word, and Wang Laoba has to say it ten thousand times.

The two walked into this lost city under the eyes of the crowd, and before they had time to make some cool moves, a big black mouse came straight towards them.No nonsense, no gimmicks, he opened his mouth to bite, and Tie Zhu even saw its big teeth reflecting slightly in the sun.

Seeing the opportunity, Yu Fei took out the non-heat-conducting Zen stick carefully crafted by the iron pillar, and hit it with a stick. The big mouse had never encountered such a hard stubble in its life, and the big die did not bite anyone, but was beaten far away by Wang Laobayi's Zen stick , fell heavily to the ground, and the blood bar was emptied directly.

Good stick!Brother Hongqi couldn't help but started to applaud, and sighed earnestly: "Dawei Tianlong, so terrifying."

Olympic champion:……?

Watch less Hong Kong movies, sir.

Tie Zhu didn't expect that Yu Fei's move would be a killer move, and he didn't keep up with the rhythm in his head. He was looking at him with a puzzled face, when he heard Yu Fei turn his head and ask the players watching the excitement at the gate of the city: "Amitabha, relatives, you say I am Did you do it right?"

At this moment, Tie Zhu understood the applause.

The black mice who had lost a general started to get excited, and a big fat mouse came galloping and launched a suicide attack. Yu Fei held his Zen staff head-on-the-ground, and took a good posture to swing the club at the moment the mice rushed.

Hole in one!

The black mouse was directly beaten into the mouse hole by Wang Laoba!

The mice on the ground were quiet for a moment, but the ground suddenly shook, the clods of soil were pushed away by the mice's heads, and one after another the heads of the mice appeared at the foot of the iron pillar.

Little Sir Ouhuang, who was well-clothed and well-fed since he was a child, has never had such close contact with mice. He can even see the brown unidentified objects on the beards of these mice.

Scream.

Yu Fei had never seen Tie Zhu lose his composure before. He yelled at the mouse while jumping on the spot and began to tap dance. Not only did he release Sanha, but he still held his ancestral cactus old mace and began to slam the ground.

It was a good battle of mice and cats and sheriffs fighting and tearing up the abandoned city, and it became a small game of black cats and sheriffs playing moles in the park, but Tie Zhu was afraid and screamed, and his movements were accurate, like a god of war !

Standing by the side, Yu Fei found that Tie Zhu's move was incoherent, and he had no way to join the battle, so he could only stand by and silently take a screenshot, and when saving it, he remarked seven words on the picture——

My god of war Ares.