Strategies for Dormmates Falling Down

Su Xian didn't know when Cheng Fan learned to smoke.Su Xian thought of the little bastard in class, Chen Ah Shui, who also smoked.Chen Ah liked to cling to Cheng Fan when he was a junior, and they often went outside the school after school.Once, Su Xian saw them smoking together in the toilet.Su Xian remembered Cheng Fan winking at Su Xian that time, but Su Xian pretended not to see them at that time.

Sometimes Su Xian thinks that Cheng Fan's smoking is very special.Others look ruffian when they smoke, but he has a bit of heroism and talent, like a poet trapped in love and distressed.In fact, he did write some short poems.Some people say that the inspiration to write poetry comes from troubles.Su now thinks that Cheng Fan should be the young Werther in reality.Su Xian has never read "The Sorrows of Young Werther", a well-known novel, so Su Xian doesn't know what troubles Werther's mother has.Now that Cheng Fan tells Su Xian that he has a girlfriend, could it be that Cheng Fan's trouble is the love that is far away from Su Xian?

Cheng Fan pinched out the cigarette butt, and the two of them officially started chatting.

"She is my childhood sweetheart's girlfriend. We have played together since we were young. We live close to each other. We were in the same class in elementary school for six years."

"Isn't it beautiful?"

"pretty."

"Oh. That's none of my business, tell me why."

"I told her that the brother who sleeps in my dormitory is a genius and got No.1 in grade in the monthly exam."

"and then?"

"She doesn't believe it."

"Don't believe that I can take the first place? Then you can show her the ranking table."

"Looked."

"Then you still don't believe it?"

"I can't believe I have such a brother in my bedroom."

"What should I do?"

"You write her a letter, and I'll pass it on for you."

"Write what?"

"casual."

So Su Xian wrote, wrote a lot, and wrote very seriously, as if he regarded her as his girlfriend, and was not at all afraid that Cheng Fan would see it.Su Xian thought, anyway, he asked me to write it.

That letter Su Xian wrote like this——

Cheng Fan's girlfriend:

Hello, I am Cheng Fan's brother, and I sleep in Cheng Fan's lower berth.Regarding my grade No.1, I would like to make the following explanations.

First, I'm not a genius.I just happened to get a higher score in the subjects that were included in the total score.If I add political scores and additional math questions, I am not No.1.Speaking of additional questions, I am very angry.I spent a lot of time thinking about it in the exam room, but I still haven't figured out the result.After I finished the test paper, I realized that my thinking was wrong.I think I'm so stupid.

Second, I'm actually not that stupid.Einstein famously said that success is 99% perspiration and 1% genius. I think he is farting.You know how easy and stress-free it was for me to get No.1.There are many people in the class who are more diligent and hardworking than me, but they are not material for reading.I think being able to read is really just a type of mind.A person who has a mind for reading may not have a mind for business.If a person can't read, then he may have talent in sports or art.For example, Han Han is a big fool in science studies, but his writing is pretty good. Although his writing skills are a bit poor, there is no doubt that he is a talented racing driver.Han Han is actually quite a stinky fart.Hey, actually I don't want to be as bad as him.

Third, I want to tell you how much I am looking forward to the new class committee election.I also want to tell you quietly that I don't like the current publicity committee member the most. It's a little girl.To be honest, I think her handwriting is not as individual and free and easy as my handwriting except for being square and neat.I think Cheng Fan's handwriting is better than his.You should read the words written by Cheng Fan, they are both soft and firm, with a little sunshine in the caress.Haha, I don't know if he would like my evaluation like this.Of course, there is also Ye Lili, the current substitute squad leader, I dare not speak ill of her, she is sitting next to Su Xian.

Finally, I wish you and Cheng Fan's lover will finally get married.

Su is now writing this letter in the evening self-study classroom.While writing, Ye Lili at the same table kept peeking and asked Su what he was writing now.Su Xian didn't tell her the truth, Su Xian was afraid that she would misunderstand and think Su Xian was writing a love letter.Su Xian told her that Su is now writing a diary.But she still guessed it, she said unhappily:

"Hmph! You're lying, you're obviously writing a letter, and you still use such beautiful letter paper."

Su Xian suddenly felt that he was stupid.

Later, the head teacher who was sitting on the podium preparing lessons also came over, and she saw that Su was desperately writing things now.She walked back and forth several times.Su Xian knew that she wanted to know what Su was writing now, but Su Xian just wrote while covering it with her hand.

Su Xian doesn't like this head teacher, there are many reasons besides the row of seats.The last thing Su Xian can't forget is that time she tore Su Xian's hair like that.It was the second week after school started, and the class teacher asked the boys to cut their hair this weekend, and they were not allowed to leave an inch of hair.Su Xian didn't know how long an inch was, and he didn't pay attention to the haircut after returning home.Unexpectedly, during the evening self-study on Sunday, the class teacher came to the classroom with a pair of scissors.About 6 boys in the class, including Su Xian and Cheng Fan, didn't have their hair cut.

Because Su Xian was sitting near the front, the homeroom teacher came to ask Su Xian first:

"Why didn't you get a haircut?"

Su Xian was short of words for a while, so he made up a panic:

"Mom said you don't need to care about it, it looks better when you grow up."

Su Xian regretted it after editing it.Sure enough, the teacher in charge said something that Su Xian would remember all his life:

"Your mother thinks of you as a girl."

After speaking, he used scissors to cut off a lock of Su Xian's hair in public.

The most hateful thing is that the head teacher didn't do anything to other people, but just used Su Xian as a chicken - killing the chicken to scare the monkey.Cheng Fan laughed out loud at that time, his hair was much longer than Su Xian's, and the long hair covered his entire forehead, almost covering his eyes.

Back in the dormitory, Su Xian handed the written letter to Cheng Fan.For the next few days, Cheng Fan did not speak to Su Xian.Su now thought that he was angry after reading the contents of the letter.

So Su Xian took the initiative to find him and asked:

"Did you read the letter I wrote?"

"I read it, it's well written." Cheng Fan's expression was complicated, and he couldn't tell if he was angry or really wanted to praise Su Xian's letter.

"Are you really going to forward the letter I wrote to your girlfriend?" Su Xian asked him expectantly.

"Of course, I'll give it to her when I get back this weekend." Cheng Fan's answer was so blunt that Su Xian doubted the credibility of this sentence.

Cheng Fan likes Haizi's poems, especially the poem "Facing the Sea, Spring Blossoms".

Cheng Fan said that he saw this poem in his brother's high school Chinese textbook.He discovered this poem because the other text poems were filled with notes, and the page of this poem alone was as white as new.He suddenly felt that this poem was so special.Why not write some notes?Is it because the teacher didn't explain this poem, or I don't have a little idea.It seemed that everyone could understand what Haizi expressed, and it seemed that no one could understand what Haizi wanted to express.Cheng Fan was still young at that time, so he took this book and asked his brother:

"Brother, do you like this poem?"

His brother took a look and scolded:

"Broken poetry! The afterlife idealism of a lunatic!"

Cheng Fan couldn't understand the phrase "madman's afterlife idealism", but understood the meaning of "broken poetry".Cheng Fan didn't pay attention to his brother's comments on the poem, he copied the poem, no matter what, he thought he liked the poem.Later, he memorized the poem.

In the morning reading class, the whole class read Zhu Ziqing's "Back View", and Cheng Fan recited Haizi's "Facing the Sea, Spring Blossoms" aloud by himself—

Be a happy man from tomorrow on,

Feed horses, chop wood, travel around the world;

From tomorrow, take care of food and vegetables,

I have a house, facing the sea, with spring flowers blooming.

……

May you have a bright future,

May your lover be married forever,

May you find happiness on earth,

I just want to face the sea and the spring flowers bloom.

The Chinese teacher is a humorous person.When the Chinese teacher was taking Zhu Ziqing's "Back View" class, he realized that this prose failed to arouse the excitement of the students.So he read Zhu Ziqing's other prose "Hurrying" in class.This prose describing the passage of time finally lived up to the teacher's painstaking efforts and caused a commotion among many people. "Hurrying" ended with the hastily ringing bell for the end of get out of class, and the excited Chen Ashui rushed to the door in a hurry:

"Teacher, my urge to urinate has come in a hurry."

The Chinese teacher looked embarrassed, but he still said in a calm manner: "You are in a hurry, remember to go and ask for a rush."

Later, the humor of the Chinese teacher disappeared without a trace in front of a book.

That day, he walked into the classroom with that book. It was a very old book, the original cover had been lost, and now it was a self-pasted cover.The inside of the book was well preserved, with no missing pages, torn corners, graffiti, or even creases.And that homemade cover adds a touch of beauty to this old book.It can be imagined that it was originally just a white page, but Mrs. Ye used a pencil to draw a mattori grid, and then wrote "Ordinary World" with a brush.The Chinese teacher dragged the book with both hands, and told everyone seriously that this book is "Ordinary Time" written by Lu Yao.

At first, the Chinese teacher just read Chapter 1 of the novel to everyone, and then hid the book back in the handbag like a baby.Su Xian didn't know why Teacher Ye introduced this novel and read Chapter 1 aloud.Maybe it was the teacher's life when he was a student, or maybe he wanted to say how happy everyone's life is now.

The Chinese teacher may not have imagined that his display this time has lured his baby like a lamb to a wolf.This wolf is Ye Lili, or a female wolf.You must know that the small libraries in their township schools are full of outdated textbooks and tutorial books, and novels cannot be borrowed at all.At that time, the Chinese teacher stepped out of the classroom with her front foot, but before her back foot could leave the ground, she was caught by Ye Lili.Ye Lili wanted to borrow this book from the teacher first, but the teacher politely refused.The teacher's reason is that the studies are so stressful, don't read such a long novel. "Ordinary Time" is a trilogy masterpiece with 100 million words.

"We promise not to use the time of study to read books."

"No, I have no confidence in your self-control."

"Then lend it to Su Xian on weekends."

"That's not okay, there are homework on weekends. Besides, Su Xian doesn't worry about letting you take the books home."

Ye Lili was defeated in dejection.But she was not discouraged, she realized how weak a person's strength is.So she returned to her seat and began to mobilize Su Xian to join.

Su Xian's casual words awakened the person in her dream:

"In my opinion, that book may be the lifeblood of the teacher. He is just afraid that you will destroy the book."

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