Strategies for Dormmates Falling Down

"Su Xian! Su Xian! Su Xian!" Cheng Fan's shout sounded in Su Xian's ear, getting stronger and stronger.

Su Xian recovered from the abyss-like reverie and asked:

"Well, what's the matter?"

"What's the matter? You still have the nerve to ask, what are you thinking? I've called you so many times, why don't you respond at all, as if you've lost your soul." Cheng Fan said with a snort.

"I didn't think about it! What happened next?"

"What later?"

"What did you say just now? You haven't explained it clearly yet. Why do you say that Ah Qiang is not a good person?" Su Xian didn't know where he got the courage to question Cheng Fan so boldly.

"You have to ask, isn't it obvious? Ah Qiang is gay. He intends to get close to you and wants to fuck you. You can't even think of it. Are you a pig?" Cheng Fan said angrily.

Su Xian was satisfied now, Cheng Fan finally said the word, GAY!His tone was full of contempt and contempt, how much hatred GAY has for him, which made him hate those people so much, like Ah Qiang and Su Xian.

That's right, I'm a pig, and I actually fell in love with you!Su Xian thought to himself, ignored Cheng Fan, turned around and wanted to walk away.

"You haven't answered me yet?" Cheng Fan caught up and asked.

"Answer what?"

"Come with me to live off campus."

"Just give up, even if I sleep with Ah Qiang, I won't live with you off campus, selfish!" Su Xian felt that Cheng Fan only thought about himself, and didn't understand Ah Qiang and his own feelings at all. .

"Crazy! Am I a selfish ghost? If I help you pay the rent and invite you to live off-campus, I have become a selfish ghost? Su Xian, are you out of your mind? Let me see if you were raped by that Ah I've slept with him, and I've become bent, and I'd rather sleep with him!" Cheng Fan was going crazy, chattering endlessly.

Su Xian didn't respond to Cheng Fan anymore, but walked away straight away, his heart was broken, all his expectations for Cheng Fan were in vain, Su Xian couldn't help blaming himself for falling in love with such a pedantic person.

Give him up?Is it a pity that I have been thinking about it for so long?But what else can I do, is it necessary to go to great lengths to bend him and make him gay?Or use tricks to turn the pedantic into the pedantic, you can't become gay, let Cheng Fan become a rotten man!

Su Xian had a flash of inspiration and regained his hope, but in order to throw Cheng Fan down without any obstacles or resistance, according to the current situation, there must be a seamless strategy.Right now, the first step in implementing this strategy is to promise Cheng Fan to live with him off-campus, close to the water, with strong talents, and to be alone in a room, so that he can have the opportunity to make progress every step of the way.

Thinking of this, Su Xian decided to put all his eggs in one basket, so he stopped decisively, walked back to Cheng Fan, and said:

"Okay, I will live off-campus with you, and we will share the rent equally. I don't want to owe you, let alone lose my freedom and ownership."

"I knew you would figure it out, I treat you so well, how could I be inferior to that freak Aqiang, I knew you wouldn't abandon my good brother so cruelly." Cheng Fan looked very excited, But he didn't know that he had already stepped into the net of Su Xianbu.

In fact, part of the reason why Su Xian made up his mind to move off-campus was that the conditions in the school dormitory were too bad, especially the former No. [-] middle school students who had not been managed under strict rules, and they were often uneducated. to speak of.The most unforgettable thing for Su Xian was that night. Although the lights in the dormitory were turned off, it was still noisy, with noisy voices everywhere.At this moment, Su Xian was already lying on the bed, unable to fall asleep.Suddenly, a glass of water was poured from nowhere, and it splashed directly on Su Xian's quilt.It seemed that someone was challenging Su Xian's endurance and his gentle good temper, but Su Xian didn't do what he wanted, but stayed calm, closed his eyes, and pretended to be asleep.There were voices from the surroundings, including ridicule, agitation, persuasion, and consolation, but Su Xian ignored them all. He looked like a little lamb who was too scared to make a sound, but in fact he was just I don't want to be as knowledgeable as these people, what's the fuss in the middle of the night, whoever plays a hero for a while is a bear!

Su Xian and Cheng Fan went off-campus to find a house together that weekend.The room is not too big or small, with two beds, a desk, and a wardrobe.On the same day, they moved out of the school dormitory, and when they were moving things, A Qiang happened to bump into them.

"Su Xian, where are you going?"

"Oh, I'm going to move off-campus."

"That's it! Actually, I really want to move off-campus, but I can't find a good place to live."

"The place I'm looking for seems to have a room, I'll ask for it for you when the time comes!"

"That's great. If you can really live with Su Xian, I think you have a lot of things to move. Let me help you!"

Ah Qiang said that he reached out to help Su Xian with that thing, but Su Xian felt that the hospitality was difficult but he did not refuse.However, at this moment, Cheng Fan came over, seeing A Qiang clinging to Su Xian, he asked:

"What's the matter? Everything is arranged?"

"Well, there are a lot, Ah Qiang said to help me carry some."

"No, I called a rickshaw, it's downstairs in the dormitory, I'll help you get some to go downstairs."

Cheng Fan said, and immediately snatched Su Xian's items from A Qiang's hand.Su Xian suddenly felt embarrassed, and showed a very sorry expression to A Qiang.

"Let's go, so reluctant, how long do you want to stay in this crappy place!"

In this way, Su Xian bid farewell to A Qiang, and lived a cohabitation life outside the school with Cheng Fan.

On the way home from evening self-study, Cheng Fan said that he wanted to call his girlfriend in the city to announce the good news, and Su Xian eavesdropped silently.

"Baby, I moved out of the school dormitory, now it's time to play, the school's broken rules can't control me, do you want to come and see me on weekends, you always say you want to come, but every time you release my pigeons. "

Originally, Cheng Fan was still very happy talking to the phone, but suddenly his mood was not right, and suddenly plummeted, Su Xian had a premonition that something happened.

At some point, Cheng Fan quietly hung up the phone, perhaps it was more likely that Cheng Fan's girlfriend hung up.Su was now feeling suspicious, Cheng Fan suddenly said:

"Su Xian, accompany me to a bar for a drink!"

Before Su Xian nodded in agreement, Cheng Fan had already walked to the food stall on the corner of the street.

"Boss, here's a dozen beers."

Cheng Fan found a seat and sat down, Su Xian bit the bullet and sat opposite Cheng Fan.

The owner of the food stall brought over a dozen beers and said:

"Are you still students?"

Su felt a little embarrassed, and didn't know whether he should answer truthfully.Cheng Fan didn't care, and said:

"What's wrong with the students? When students have troubles, they also need to get drunk."

"Okay, no problem. Alcohol is a good thing, especially for breaking up in love. It's just the right medicine. It's okay to drink once or twice."

The owner of the food stall seems to have noticed something, but Su Xian is still in the dark.

"I said Cheng Fan, why did you ask me to drink for no reason? It's so late, it's time to go back to sleep. Tomorrow is not the weekend, and there is still class."

"I've been dumped!" Cheng Fan breathed out and said these four words.

Su Xian's mood suddenly seemed to have knocked over a five-flavored bottle, mixed with sorrow and joy!Cheng Fan was dumped by his girlfriend, Su Xian was secretly happy, but his face showed sympathy for Cheng Fan's broken love.

"Well, I really feel sorry for you, so I'll have a few drinks with you, but I'm not good at drinking, so I'll drink less. If you're in a bad mood, you can drink more to relieve your worries."

Su Xian had a small calculation in his heart, and said it more aboveboard, he must never get drunk, and if Cheng Fan passed out from drinking, wouldn't he have to help Cheng Fan go back to sleep!If it sounds selfish and cunning, Su Xian is going to seize this opportunity, get Cheng Fan drunk, and then do something disgraceful!

"She abandoned me like this. I like her so much and treat her so well, but she ruthlessly dumped me just because I wasn't by her side. Su Xian, tell me, girls are so ruthless." Unjust?"

While spitting bitter water, Cheng Fan forgot to pour the wine in his mouth.

"Where there is no fragrant grass in the world, why bother to love a single flower."

Su Xian uttered the most classic sentence in persuading drinking after a broken relationship.

"A flower? You're right, my girlfriend, no, she's my ex-girlfriend now. She was the class flower in my class before, and she's also high on the school flower list."

In fact, Su Xian has a unique understanding of this sentence.Flowers represent school flowers, that is, some of the more beautiful girls in the school.And Fangcao naturally refers to the school grass, that is, some of the more beautiful boys in the school.

Thinking about it this way, the meaning of this sentence is that there are so many good-looking boys in the school, why only like the school belle?Nima!This is not the words of persuading a broken love to drink, it is obviously a good advice to break a straight man!

However, it is impossible for Su Xian to explain such an explanation to Cheng Fan. At this moment, all he can do is to pour one glass of wine into Cheng Fan's mouth.At a certain moment, Su Xian will suddenly feel how black-bellied he is!

Finally, Cheng Fan fell down on the table drunkenly, Su Xian heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that he finally got you drunk, and he was almost fainted by the smell of alcohol.

"Boss, come and collect the money!"

"Hey, your classmate is drunk, why don't you persuade him to drink less!"

"It's okay, let's use alcohol to relieve your worries, it's only effective when you're drunk!"

"That's true, then you have to help him go back."

"Well, I'll take good care of him."

As Su Xian spoke, a slightly evil smile appeared on his face.

Although already unconscious, Cheng Fan was still muttering non-stop.

Su Xian supported Cheng Fan, exhausted all the way, and finally returned to the room.With back ache, Su Xian threw Cheng Fan on his bed.

At this moment, Cheng Fan vomited without delay, and the dirty vomit splashed on the bed sheet.

"Oh, it stinks to death! It's as dirty as a pig." Su Xian said with incomparable disgust, but there was an expression of secret joy on his face, thinking:

It seems that you have to squeeze on my bed again tonight, hey, wash up and sleep early.

Su Xian couldn't help but recall that last semester, Chen Ah Shui occupied Cheng Fan's bed, and Cheng Fan sneaked into his bed in the middle of the night.

At that time, Su Xian didn't dare to make a move, but now, he dared to do it.He pretended to be serious, and said to Cheng Fan who was in a daze.

"Come on, let me help you take off your clothes and go take a shower."

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