Store Manager's Hell

However, the reply given by the system is useless except to make Lu Zaobai's violent tendencies rise:

"The husband-swapping game is that you and Shu You exchange two people, one wakes up with the time beep-then beep-you can also beep-"

Lu Zaobai felt that his ears and heart had been deeply polluted, and at the same time wanted to report the system for spreading pornographic information.

And now Shi Xing, who is also the president of Shijing, is still wondering why he, who was preparing props up there just now, appeared in Shi Xing's bedroom in the blink of an eye, knelt and made the bed like a nanny.

He didn't use Shi Xing's familiar facial muscles skillfully, and insisted on making his handsome face look like a door god:

"explain."

This expression of avoiding evil from a distance and watching contraception up close appeared on Shi Xing's face, not to mention the sense of disobedience. Shu You quickly recognized himself by this face that had appeared under him countless times before. The object, he turned his head and looked at the time environment again.

"Shijing" actually ran to the side of Lu Zaobai, who was as black as a pot, and pulled his sleeve, looking at Lu Zaobai with watery eyes, and swayed that invisible big tail skillfully:

"I didn't know this kind of thing would happen..."

...this style of painting couldn't be better.

The real time is invisible.

Who allowed you to act like a spoiled child with my body?

And Shu You has always been a physique who doesn't think it's a big deal when watching the excitement, so he quickly accepted such a fantasy setting. He became very playful, walked up, stared at Zaobai who was trying to explain... when he woke up Situation, after looking at it for a while, raised his hand and rubbed his face, tugging and tugging, looking at the frightened little eyes, his mood was so good that he flew up:

This face feels so good to be bullied.

Real Time Realm couldn't stand it anymore, walked up angrily, slapped Shu You's hand off, grabbed his arm and dragged him back, Shu You was dragged staggeringly, clutching his shoulder and gasping for pain cool air:

"What are you doing! Well..."

Zhen Shijing pushed Shu You against the wall, grabbed his collar with his hands, and his eyes were burning:

"Don't touch him!"

Shu You spread his hands, quite innocently:

"It was you that I touched. But you, why don't you touch me with Shixing's hand?"

True Time: "..."

Lu Zaobai on the side, listening to this conversation makes my brain hurt.

what happened?What invisible points?Where did the husband-swapping game come from?Who assigns tasks to the system?

All the problems finally fell on the guy who was so nervous that he kept wringing his fingers and didn't even dare to look at him.

Resisting the terrifying visual impact of "time situation is cute", Lu Zaobai questioned:

"What the hell did you do?"

……

After all the chaos, Shi Xing finally helped everyone clear their minds.

In short, this is a tragic story of a simple child who was cheated of his feelings and points by a profiteer.It was true that the listener shed tears and the witness was sad. Lu Zaobai also expressed deep sympathy for him, and then slapped him mercilessly on the back of the head. cold.

Shi Xing drooped Shi Jing's face, and said pitifully:

"Zaobai, I didn't do it on purpose...it didn't tell me that it wanted me to change bodies with my elder brother..."

With Shi Xing's face on his face, Shi Jing interrupted him coldly:

"What? It's embarrassing to trade with me? The question now is not who to trade with, 48 hours, what should I do when I meet my grandfather tomorrow? Can the task be stopped?"

Lu Zao held his forehead in vain and did not speak.

He wanted to be quiet.

What is "I actually thought you misunderstood the result above"?What is "I don't know what to say to you so I ask the system"?

Shi Xing is actually an attack?Is he an attacker?

He admitted that Shi Xing surpassed him both in terms of appearance and strength...

But... the attack of a girl's heart?A dog with cute eyes?Hugging the washboard to beg for peace?Are you kidding me?

He has secretly read a lot of BL novels and comics for extra lessons!Shouldn't this type of setting be accepted?It shouldn't be Shijing's indifferent and domineering temperament with a bit of arrogance that makes people unable to close their legs together...

……

……

……

Sorry, forgot.The situation is being beaten up by his best friend.

As expected, the system did not keep quiet at this time, but ran out cheerfully to swipe its presence:

"I can't~"

wt is so cute at a time like this.

Shi Jing stared at Lu Zaobai expressionlessly for a while with Shi Xing's face, and suddenly asked:

"If I beat you up, theoretically, would that system feel the pain?"

When Shi Xing heard it, his face turned green, Hu stood in front of Zao Bai, and glared angrily at his body:

"you dare!"

Shu You sat far away, the muscles on his face couldn't help twitching.

...Hold back the laughter.

This scene was more chaotic than that, but there was also an inexplicable sense of joy.

Lu Zaobai looked at the misplaced brothers with sorrow, and interrupted the tension between them:

"Okay, let's solve the trouble first. Can we postpone the meeting with your family tomorrow?"

Regarding this question, the two brothers were surprisingly unanimous, shaking their heads at similar angles.

Shi Xing: "Impossible."

Situation: "If you don't show up for the appointment tomorrow, Shu You will never be accepted according to the Shi family's behavior."

Shi Xing: "...Hey, bro, wait a minute, why are you only talking about Shuyou? Zaobai?"

Situation: "Heh, after accepting Shu You, do I still need to accept Lu Zaobai?"

... Fuck brother love love love love!Brother, you forget your righteousness when you see sex, you are shameless!

Seeing the two brothers start to talk again, Lu Zao was so tired that he couldn't speak.

The current situation was so complicated that Shi Xing tossed it soaring.

In fact, if Shijing hadn't announced his coming out, then his family would not have interfered with Shixing's orientation at all, and the focus of interrogation and targeting tomorrow must be Shijing.As for Shi Xing, he is a cannon fodder who was pulled as a bargaining chip to force the situation to submit. His family status, in Shi Xing's own words, is:

"My parents asked me not to speak at home."

It's just such a guy who keeps silent at home all the year round. Tomorrow, he will take the lead to fight against a group of guys who are basically cultivated into adults, such as his parents and grandfather. What's more, what he wants to maintain is his love with Shu You.

Whether it's Shi Xing who puts on Shijing's face and says solemnly, "Shu You and I are sincere", or Shijing who puts on Shijing's shell, blinks his eyes and says aggrievedly, "Why do you break me up?" And Zaobai", it feels like the same mourning disease!

Lu Zaobai stared fixedly at the ceiling, and began to think about whether he should pretend to be sick tomorrow to escape the catastrophe.

Seeing that the emotions of the two brothers were not very stable, Lu Zaobai dragged Shuyou and said:

"Let's go, put away the tableware, let's find a room for the night tonight, and let them quarrel."

Shi Jing, who was arguing with Shi Xing, raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and said angrily:

"No!"

Lu Zaobai ruminated for a while before realizing that he was not scolding himself but Shu You, and Shu You stared back directly:

"What are you calling for? You two should break things up first! We really can't fight. Zaobai and I went to bed."

Lu Zaobai agreed.

Tonight, he was forced to press the 5 button of the Three Views again and again. First, he watched the painting styles of two familiar people being disordered, and then he learned that there was a huge problem with his cognition all along. The obedient husky, who was lying under her, suddenly grabbed him with a whimper, and declared that she would consecrate herself.

He couldn't accept it for a while.

The two brothers who suffered mental trauma were abandoned at the same time.

Sijing is in a bad mood, very bad. He hates the feeling of having his plan interrupted the most. Moreover, the sour feeling of being forced into someone else's body is enough to make people depressed.

Naturally, Shi Xing couldn't be happier.

Obviously Zaobai agreed to be with him... He was just shy and didn't know how to explain the problem of attacking and suffering to Zaobai clearly, he didn't want to make such a big moth!

Just now, he noticed Zaobai's expression, which was obviously a feeling of being struck by lightning, which made Shi Xing feel uneasy again out of thin air.

Speaking of it, life is not harmonious, and it is also the reason why many couples separate...

If Zabai can't accept it...

Watching Shi Xing's little eyes drift toward the door of Lu Zaobai's room vaguely, the situation is simply unbearable:

This guy really bleeds the same blood as himself?How can you be so cowardly?

As far as the situation is concerned, what this guy is worried about is nothing at all.

disagree?Go strong!

How to say that sentence, to one's object, one is either to spoil one's partner, or one is obedient, there is no third way to go.

He raised his foot and kicked... his knee, and calmly said something hooligan:

"It's really not possible. I'll help you do Luzao tonight. It's your body anyway."

When Shi Xing heard it, he almost ran away, and threw a sofa cushion over:

"You dare! If you dare to move, I will fight with you!"

The two brothers strangled each other in the air for a long time before feeling discouraged.

Whether it's glaring at each other or beating each other, the feeling is reflected on yourself.

Shi Xing nestled on the sofa, holding a sofa cushion and rubbing it:

"I have an idea, do you want to try it?"

Shi Jing originally wanted to reprimand Shi Xing for not using his body to make such a weak and stupid move, but when he heard what he said, his eyes froze for a moment, and his tone was full of disbelief:

"Your way?"

Shi Xing leaned over and narrated such a thing in Shi Jing's ear. Shi Jing still looked impatient at the beginning, but later, he looked at Shi Xing like he was looking at a large animal. .

After Shi Xing finished speaking, he scratched the back of his head and said:

"I think it's the best way I can think of."

Shi Jing narrowed his eyes and looked at his hand.

Hmm...although he is a bit reluctant, but...as long as he doesn't go deep and touches it, he can bear it.

So, he nodded cautiously:

"Well, not like an idea your head can come up with."

#Why Big Brother is so poor at praising people#

……

Early the next morning, Lu Zaobai, who was hit hard by the fact that "I am the one who suffers", got up with dark circles under his eyes, but at the breakfast table, his three views were forced to refresh again:

"...you say...what the hell?"

Shijing bit the buttered bread, and calmly cleared Lu Zaobai's thoughts:

"Because Shi Xing was asked to talk less at home, he is not the main target of making things difficult for him, and he has no reason to speak more. Now that I am using Shi Xing's body again, I must follow this basic principle. I can't let my family know that I switched bodies with him. But if I leave all the opportunities to talk to Shi Xing, an idiot, the chances of things being messed up by him are very high. In this way, we need to give Shi Xing, that is, Now, I offer the opportunity to participate in the topic, but I can’t do it if I hug you and declare my love for you Lu Zaobai. Shi Xing also can’t do it... So, why don’t we mess things up even more? .”

In the end, he changed the topic, and the topic suddenly entered a strange field:

"Swapping husband is a good idea."