Store Manager's Hell

Shu You received a call from Shi Xing when he was satisfied and nibbling at Shi Jing's ear comfortably.

Hearing the movement on the other side of the phone, Shu You gave a "ha" in doubt, held the phone in front of his eyes and looked at it, then turned to ask the situation:

"It's time to wake up. Is the photo we sent just now so outrageous?"

Shijing was originally not happy when someone came to disturb him when he was doing things, and when he heard that it was time to wake up, his face became even more ugly:

"What is he going to do?"

Shu You shrugged:

"He seemed to be driven crazy."

Shi Xing on the other side of the phone is holding the phone, his whole outlook on life is rapidly collapsing.

Zao Bai... This is possessed by something!

The manga spirit back then was not as... so... so...

……cute……

Although Shi Xing knows that this is very bad, but...it's really cute...

Lying on the bed rolling back and forth with hands and feet curled up, looking at the novelty of my hands, and...

The clothes he threw on the floor...the bare and clean skin...the mermaid line that is looming...the bottom...

Shi Xing was so stimulated by the beauty in front of him that his language system became disordered, so much so that when he first called Shu You, his tongue was cramped, and he described a lot in a blurry manner, and finally only got his brother-in-law's inexplicable exclamation x1:

"Come on, I'll tell Zaobai some other day, let him satisfy you sooner, I think having a spring/dream will excite you."

Shi Xing: "..."

……

On Lu Zaobai's side, there is also a serious problem of poor communication.

He can't communicate with them in cat language!

Can't you help me develop the language and listening function area before you leave in the first day of junior high school?

Lying on the sponge cushion, listening to a bunch of "meow meow meow meow" conversations with unclear meanings, Lu Zaobai had completely given up communicating with them.

Originally, he thought that he could get some useful information from the cat, but now Lu Zaobai is like an aboriginal thrown into the civilized world, his mind is full of "what the hell is this", "they What are you talking about?", "Why should I exist in this world", the mud in my mind is about to overflow.

The task time is only three days, so it can't learn a language before acting, can it?

and……

Before acting, he still had one important problem that could not be properly resolved.

The big white bear who stays with the first day of junior high school every day is the first to discover something wrong with the first day of junior high school.

It has been flopping around the corner, trying to walk on its hind legs, but it just walked out of a hemiplegic polio symptom, lying on the ground before taking two steps, panting, sticking out its little pink meat tongue.

The big white bear looked helplessly at "the first day of the junior high school" squatting on the ground, and after thinking for a while with a look of hopelessness, he walked cautiously on four legs as if he had made a great determination.

As soon as it started, it stalled.

One of its front legs and one of its hind legs stumbled together in an extremely awkward posture, and its chin fell to the ground with a slap. The pain made it meow and rubbed its chin miserably with its two front paws. A thin layer of water mist in the eyes is about to drip, and it makes people feel distressed to watch.

The big white bear finally couldn't bear it anymore, and weakly approached the first day of the junior high school, which was moved by falling and rolling, and held it down with its big paw:

"Wang?"

Lu Zaobai couldn't figure out what the big white bear wanted to express, so he looked up at it.

Big Pyrenees immediately realized that this was not the first day of junior high school!

At first glance, my eyes are not like this!

But... it looks like it's the first day of junior high school...

Big Pyrenees couldn't figure it out.

Of course, as a docile dog, the way it expresses doubts is by licking.

As a human being, Lu Zaobai couldn't accept the feeling of being licked around like a pet.

Not to mention the weird feeling of wet hair all over the body, the thorns scratched the kitten's sensitive skin and stimulated the peripheral nerves all over his body...

Lu Zaobai waved his paws unbearably, and scolded coldly:

"Hey! You! Stop licking!"

As soon as the words came out, Lu Zaobai was stunned.

Eh?

Can you talk?

So when I just woke up, the meow that fell out was... a conditioned reflex of this body?

Hearing this familiar voice, the big white bear immediately knelt down and hugged its head with its big paws, looking at Lu Zaobai through the gap between the paws with a pair of watery black eyes in horror.

Woo... this voice...

Be the master of the master!

The one whose master's eyes lit up when he saw him!

what happened?Then... what about the first day of my family...

The big white bear was lying on the ground, looking at Lu Zaobai in confusion, not noticing at all that the factory where the cats lived fell into silence for an instant.

Lu Zaobai was licked so badly just now that he couldn't control his volume, so when the big white bear lay down and sang Conquer with his head in his arms, the echo of Lu Zaobai was still echoing in the factory for a long time.

After the cats collectively silenced the sound for a while, they surrounded Lu Zaobai with a cry.

Lu Zaobai thought that he was treated as a heretic when he was surrounded by a group of cats, and the group of cats rushed up to destroy him humanely.

Little did he know that the cats were already having a carnival around him:

Long live!

Mom's boss is simply the god of glory in the cat world!

A dog has been trained to obey by the boss, but it has evolved today!I can speak human words!

Boss is so cool!Don't say a word about such a big thing!

The boss is mighty!The old game is high!Boss, I am your brainless fan!Boss, I want to give birth to kittens for you!

However, due to the language barrier, Lu Zaobai's feeling surrounded by enthusiasm is not so wonderful.

Should he say something at this time?Meow?But why meow?In case the meow is wrong, I originally wanted to express my friendliness, but in the end it was expressed as "what are you talking about and I will cut you again", how can it be broken?

There are so many cats, let's fight, I must be outnumbered, let's run, I will fall half to death at the first step, what should I do if I die here before I get out of the army?

Helpless, Lu Zaobai had no choice but to squat on the spot majesticly and unyieldingly, with a bleak and stern look on his face, quite like a tall cat in the world.

This kind of forced masquerade is very effective, and the cats are more and more fascinated by the boss's demeanor, and they come up one after another to express their intimacy.

Zaobai really can't stand this way.

Don't touch my ears!itchy!

Tail!Woo!Don't touch the tail!

Lu Zaobai, who was surrounded by cats and harassed into misery, suddenly heard a human voice:

"Did you see... last time... people said that there are a lot of stray cats here!"

Lu Zaobai's ears fluttered sensitively, he looked in the direction of the sound, and Hu Lan's eyes turned.

It took too short a time for him to adapt to this body, and the voices he heard were blurred by the noise of the cats, even the gender and age of the speaker were unclear.

He raised his paws at the noisy cats in front of him, made a quiet gesture, and pointed out with his paws.

... Such a human gesture, these cats who have been living outside since they were young can only understand it.

The big white bear who had been silently paying attention to Lu Zaobai understood it. He also heard the voice of someone speaking, but he didn't understand much, just a few words, so he didn't pay attention.

But since Lu Zaobai showed a concerned expression, let's go outside to have a look.

The big white bear staggered out, and as soon as he got to the door, a bucket of pungent liquid was poured over him, pouring it all over his head and face.

The big white bear was thrown into a daze, but Lu Zaobai suddenly rushed out of the group of cats after a brief moment of daze, and ran towards the big white bear, rolling and crawling.

gasoline!It's gasoline!

The big white bear also sensed something was wrong, turned around and ran away with its wet eyes squinted, and when it jumped out of the liquid all over the ground and ran back ticking all the way, a lighter with a light blue flame came straight to the ground. Throw it into that puddle of liquid!

With a bang, the flames soared into the sky!

The flames chased after the big pyrenes who was covered in petrol, and the big pyrenes also felt the scorching heat wave behind them, so frightened that they didn't even dare to stop. After biting behind the big pyrene bear, the few tufts of hair on its tail were scorched.

When all the cats were stunned, one cat rushed out without a moment's pause. After several extremely ugly forward rolls, it happened to be pressed on a small cluster of flames that had just ignited.

Lu Zaobai insisted on using his own body to extinguish the little flames chasing the big white bear.

The fur on the Great Pyrenees is the best combustion accelerant, not to mention the gasoline that was splashed on it!

If the fire hits it...

Lu Zaobai didn't have the heart to worry about it at all. The cats who were in the carnival looked at the raging fire and billowing black smoke that blocked the only exit, and retreated one after another, growling hoarsely. group.

The instinctive fear of flames disturbed the cats in the warehouse.

Gasping for breath, Lu Zaobai wobbled and pointed his paw at the window that was sealed by wooden boards. The big white bear, who was slightly in shock, immediately understood, and rushed forward with all his might, jumped up with amazing jumping power, and smashed his paw Half a board!

The strength of the Great Pyrenees is indeed worthy of Lu Zaobai's title of "dog monster". With one beat, a passageway enough for the cats to escape was opened up.

The cats were in a mess, jumping up when they saw a way out.A young cat with black and white stripes jumped onto the window sill swiftly, and when he lowered his head and was about to get out, he let out a miserable howl and rolled down from above. His forehead was hit by a stone and was gurgling Blood was coming out.

...these bastards!

They guard all exit positions!Whenever cats pop their heads, smash them back!

This amount of gasoline is not enough to burn down the warehouse, but it is more than enough to seal off the way for the stray cats to escape and watch them jump up and down!

Lu Zaobai gritted his teeth fiercely, walked back and forth twice, looked at the restless cats in the warehouse, had an idea, sank into his dantian, and shouted with all his strength:

"Call the police! A warehouse is on fire!"