Store Manager's Hell

The moment the piercing screeching sound of the brakes sounded, Shi Xing subconsciously protected Zao Bai, who was lying flat on the seat without a seat belt, and then realized that he didn't seem to be wearing a seat belt either.

Just now he was all thinking about sending Zao Bai to the hospital for an examination, and the speed has reached [-] miles per hour, which can be regarded as drag racing on this winding mountain road, so the power of the sudden sudden stop is enough to throw two people out of the window.

If Lu Zaobai was still conscious now, he would probably point to Shi Xing and say, students, please take good class notes. What this person has taught us is that if you are too stupid, don't drive.

Shi Xing gritted his teeth, preparing to endure the severe impact and pain, but he closed his eyes and hugged Zaobai for a long time, without waiting for anything, even the sense of weightlessness in his body was gone.

……what's the situation?

Shi Xing opened one eye.

The car... stopped?

It stopped calmly, as if nothing happened just now, and the force just now seemed to be completely canceled out by an invisible force.

How can this happen?

Shi Xing scratched his head in confusion, looked at Lu Zaobai in his arms, and let out a sigh of relief.

It's okay, Zaobai was not injured.

But in the next second, when he saw a slender hand caressing Shanglu Zaobai's shoulders, Shi Xing immediately broke out in white sweat. He didn't know where the courage came from, but he clasped the slender wrist fiercely. Throwing it away, it's a pity that the space in the car is too small, and Shi Xing's strength can't be used at all, and there is a comatose Zao Bai in his arms...

Damn!

He hugged his early white body, and was about to get out, when he turned his eyes from the corner of his eyes, he saw in the rearview mirror in horror, a pair of middle-aged men and women in plain clothes were sitting on the back seat of his car, staring at His gaze is very strange.

Shi Xing suddenly turned around——

Nothing on the back seat!

He didn't even have time to catch his breath, and he was about to open the door for a long time. When he put his hand on the doorknob, the doors on all sides locked automatically at the same time!

The popped car lock doubled Shi Xing's premonition of danger. He didn't even stop for a moment. With just one punch, an entire car window flew out!

But Shi Xing soon found out sadly that no matter how thin Zaobai was, he was still a man, and it seemed a little difficult to squeeze it out through the car window...

So, after smashing the glass with one punch, Shi Xing fell into deep thought when he found that there was still no way out.

After a long while, he turned his head in a broken jar, and said to the air in the back seat:

"Uncle and aunt, if you want to find a substitute, can you just find me?"

The two figures reflected in the rearview mirror glanced at each other, their expressions becoming a little strange.

Shi Xing and Lu Zaobai have been together for so long, and the world view is not very firm, and they have completely accepted the basic setting of the existence of ghosts and gods. Now that the two of them can still listen to their own words calmly and rationally, it is probably not a big deal An evil ghost who doesn't make sense and goes directly to the body, so Shi Xing calmed down and started bargaining:

"Uncle, you go on my body, we share the same body, can it work? Auntie, look at my friend is a man, you are definitely not used to using his body. Big deal... er... Uncle uses me during the day Yes, you use mine tonight, just make do with it. Wait until I think of a way, and then I will save you, okay?"

The more Shi Xing thought about it, the more he felt that this was a good idea.

Since it is a ghost, it must have a wish.Now that they appear inexplicably, they must be asking for themselves. The worst result is nothing more than being possessed by them. I have such a strong yang energy that I can bear it.

I just ask them not to attack Zao Bai...

Unexpectedly, after he had been promoting himself for a long time, he heard a faint smile.

With this smile, Shi Xing panicked.

Did Amway fail?

Do they think that Zaobai is fresher and more delicious?

Are they so unscrupulous that they don't care about men and women as long as they can possess themselves?

All the problems eventually converged on one point:

The road is white!

He held Zaobai tighter in his arms, and his eyes wandered back and forth between the empty back seat and the rearview mirror vigilantly.

As long as there is any change in them, he will pounce on Zaobai!Whether it can be blocked or not, it must be blocked!

Shi Xing, who was planning the heroic rescue plan, suddenly felt that his shoulder was hit by a hand exuding a bone-chilling chill. With a jolt, he rubbed Lu Zaobai hard into his arms, blocking it as planned. His body closed his eyes, waiting for the moment when his body was out of his control.

In his ear, a gentle female voice with a smile suddenly floated:

"Young man, take it easy, my son is fainting, and I can't stand you covering him so hard."

……my son……

Eh?

Eh!

What the hell is this?

Immediately afterwards, a majestic and thick male voice sounded in the car:

"It's just to scare him, so he doesn't know what to do. What if something happens?"

The tone of the middle-aged female voice changed, and it sounded a little angry:

"I don't agree with you! Didn't you see that he turned the steering wheel in Xiaobai's direction when he was about to hit me? Ordinary people instinctively turn to their own side when they are in danger! Isn't that enough? Is it? You still have to scare him!"

But the middle-aged man still made a comment without hesitation:

"Hmph, it's not safe!"

Wake up from time to time and be blinded, and the brain was rushed to death by the surging amount of information.

What? ……Eh? ……noob?Is Xiaobai Zaobai?That's right, it seems that the aunt said "my son" just now. If there is nothing wrong with her ears, then "my son" didn't run away.

So... so what's going on here?Are they Zaobai's parents?Yes yes yes yes?

The scene transitioned from "Damn" to "Meet the parents" in an instant. This span is too big for him to accept!

Shi Xing still didn't have the momentum when he was bargaining just now, his back muscles were all stiff from tension, and after listening to the uncle and aunt's bickering show for a long time, he weakly raised his hand to speak:

"Uncle...Auntie...you..."

The annoyed tone of the middle-aged woman when she was angry with the man, turned into a soft tone when she turned around and woke up, with a pair of peach blossom eyes that are very similar to Lu Zaobai, kind enough to make people feel good:

"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, your uncle has this problem. Hello, my name is Fu Rou, and your uncle's name is Lu Qianshan. Did Xiaobai mention us to you?"

Meet meet meet parents!Really meet the parents!what to do!Why so suddenly!

Shi Xing was so nervous that he almost tore off his clothes.

My own clothes are unqualified!A pullover casual shirt is outrageous at all!

Hair... I was in a hurry just now, and I think it has been completely blown up. What should I do? The horrible look with a pile of hair in the rearview mirror is really not my usual appearance. Uncles and aunts, trust me!

I didn't smash the uncles and aunts on the car windows on purpose!I am not violent!I'm just stronger, don't get me wrong!

And I seem to have just thrown off my aunt's hand...

Shi Xing's tongue was stiff, and for a moment he forgot to let Zaobai out of his arms, blushing for a long time, thinking about what he wanted to say for a long time, but when he opened his mouth, his voice almost broke and he was beaten Choking on my own saliva:

"Uncle... cough cough, uncles and aunts, hello, it's time for me to wake up... I..."

Shi Xing even wanted to die, but Uncle Lu's cold snort made him sweat profusely:

"Why don't you have any temper at all? Not like a man!"

Before Shi Xing had time to be ashamed, he heard a crisp sound. He glanced at the rearview mirror quietly, and found that Aunt Fu slapped Uncle Lu on the back of the head with a hearty smile. When I woke up, I felt pain in the back of my head.

#恋爱的parents domestic violence on the spot, should I stop it#

Shi Xing's heart is pure in nature, how can he handle such a complicated problem, rubbing his hands on Lu Zaobai's shoulders, like sitting on pins and needles:

Wake up early, I can't face it alone, please help me...

Aunt Fu saw Shi Xing's blushing embarrassment, and covered her mouth with a smile:

"You child is really innocent, aren't you afraid that we lied to you and wanted to possess you?"

Shi Xing: "..."

Can you stop mentioning possession? It feels so embarrassing...

Now Shi Xing wished that there was a crack on the ground, if there was one, he must get in, shouted that I would never come out again, but classmate Shi Xing couldn't find the crack, so he could only bite the bullet and answer:

"There is no...that...photo of my uncle and aunt, I've seen it..."

During that comic incident, he had been to Zaobai's house, and he had seen a photo of Lu Zaobai with his parents when he was a high school student on the bedside table.

At that time, Lu Zaobai was wearing a clean white shirt, his stature was similar to that of his father, and his appearance was very similar to that of his mother.His mother seemed to be quite a sunny person, quietly poking the back of the serious middle-aged man with her fingers, making him laugh too.Lu Zaobai stood among them, his peach blossom eyes were piercingly bent, he didn't have the cold and arrogant temperament now, and he was full of the gentle aura of the big brother next door.

At that time, Shi Xing didn't know Zaobai's life experience, so his focus was completely foolishly placed on "Wow, Zaobai was so tender when I was a child, I wanted to take a bite." Those two middle-aged people who were also smiling, he did not know much Pay attention, but now from the rearview mirror, he still has some impressions.

After being patted on the head by his wife, Uncle Lu still looked at Shi Xing with unfriendly eyes. His eyes were as strict as a magic mirror. Shi Xing felt that if he was stared at for a while, he would turn into a husky prototype with a whimper. .

As for Uncle Lu's question, he hit the red heart with a steady shot:

"What is your relationship with my son?"

Shi Xing had a bad premonition, if he confessed carelessly that I fell in love with your son, please marry your son to me, Uncle Lu could turn himself into a shredded chicken on the spot.

However, Shi Xing, as a sincere and good boy, even though his calf spins when facing his future father-in-law and mother-in-law, he still upholds the good moral character of honesty, and even brazenly exaggerates the basic facts:

"I... like... I like Zaobai, male... friend..."

Shi Xing, whose language organization ability is close to the kindergarten level, after uttering his true thoughts in fear, received a fierce stare from Uncle Lu and a merciless reprimand:

"Bullshit!"