God!I'm pregnant with an alien baby!

Two young men stood out in the recruitment, one was cheerful and enthusiastic, and the other was rigorous and serious. Chen Chen was very optimistic about them, so he hired them both decisively.

"Hi, Madam Marshal, long time no see!"

Damn, who is this?When Chen Chen saw this news, he fell asleep and woke up with fright. He couldn't think of other candidates for this familiar tone except Han Ling, but... this man named "Ling Ling" , It's the little customer service he just recruited, why did he suddenly become Han Ling.

After receiving this knowledge, Chen Chen became uneasy for a moment, and replied: "Damn, don't make trouble, young man, don't tell me that you are that brat Han Ling!"

"Hee hee, I didn't expect you to be so smart, ma'am, you guessed it was me right away."

Chen Chen is ashamed: You call me like that, I am really stupid if I don't know that you are from the Kapusno star.

"Since you are Lingling, the other person I recruited must be Wang Dasheng, right? What's wrong with you, why do you have to go to my online shop to get involved?"

It turned out that the two people were Han Ling and Wang Dasheng after they were hired. Is this feeling very uncomfortable?There was a feeling of being tricked by that little bastard Han Ling, and Chen Chen, who happened to be a pregnant husband, immediately became angry.

In the end, Han Ling replied calmly: "Yes, that's him. The marshal saw that you were too busy alone, so he asked us to help. Since Ma'am, you are reselling special products from Kapusno, then It is more reliable to let us two indigenous people serve as your customer service."

"Reliable? Are you sure you can do these two words, don't tease me, let the two of you do it, if one day the two of you get into an argument and completely forget about customer service, I'm so god Haven’t demolished my little shop yet. Please stop and play by yourself, don’t keep using Lu Chen as a shield.”

Chen Chen would not believe Han Ling's words easily, not to mention that Han Ling's image of being sloppy and always making mistakes was deeply ingrained in his heart, so he would not believe that Han Ling was worth entrusting.

Of course, from Wang Dasheng's point of view, Chen Chen still liked it better, but Wang Dasheng and Han Ling were inseparable like conjoined twins. In order to avoid Han Ling, he had no choice but to give up all of them.

Han Ling immediately retorted: "I don't use the marshal as a shield. If you don't believe me, you can ask him yourself if he asked me to come with Wang Dasheng. Besides, as a pure Kapusno star, I have absolute confidence." The authoritative authority to explain to customers every small snack of Capucino, I know more about this research than you.”

Chen Chen hesitated. Han Ling was indeed right. It would be better for outsiders to know about his use of Kapusno star materials. It would be better to use people he knows well to help, but Han Ling...is too unreliable Yes!

Seeing Chen Chen's refusal, Han Ling continued to yell, "Oh, Madam Marshal, just promise me, and you won't lose anything. Besides, Wang Dasheng and I know a lot about diet. You can also guide your cooking skills by the way. The most important thing is that we are all insiders, and you don’t have to worry about revealing the commercial secrets of the ingredients you use in Capucino. Thinking about it this way, Wang Dasheng and I are completely suitable for this customer service work!"

It seemed that what he said made sense. After thinking about it carefully, Chen Chen felt that Han Ling's words were more and more reasonable. Considering Wang Dasheng's ability and Han Ling's strong chattering skills, he finally compromised.

"Okay, you can do this job, and I will ask Lu Chen to pay you the salary. But you have to remember, from now on, the customer is your god, you can't argue with them, if you offend a buyer, I will Just deduct your corresponding wages." Chen Chen thought it was reasonable, so he let them do it without worry.

"Okay, I know, I promise to take this job seriously and not cause you any trouble, is that all right?" Han Ling was a little happy.

Therefore, Han Ling and Wang Dasheng started to go to work on the same day when such a joyous partnership was reached, learning the Internet language and honorifics on the earth, and chatting with buyers in their own tune.

Chen Chen saw that the two of them had no obstacles in communicating with the buyer, and they handled things well, so he was quite fortunate in his heart—fortunately, he did not misread the wrong person.

However, when Chen Chen checked the accounts a few days later, he found that there were some strange orders sent to a certain transfer station.The transfer station was in the city where Chen Chen was located, and Chen Chen happened to be very familiar with that area, knowing that it was an open space, and there was no transfer station at all.

The more Chen Chen thought about it, the more he felt that this matter was very strange, so he immediately called Han Ling.

"Han Ling, I have something to ask you." Chen Chen said straight to the point, "Are you checking my reputation and bills for my store?"

"No, no! Why do you ask that?" Han Ling felt guilty, but it was definitely not because of this.

Seeing that he refused to admit it, Chen Chen was even more furious: "I am the shop owner, and you are the employee. I have the right to know how you help me run the online shop. I clearly saw that the address of several large orders is Don't tell me that there are people living there, I just went there a while ago, don't try to fool me, tell me the truth."

"Hey, ma'am, I can't fool you. I didn't come here according to the address on the order. Although it is an open space, maybe people like it there. I feel comfortable only if I sign for the food there..."

Well, even he himself felt that this excuse was terrible, but he couldn't tell Chen Chen the truth of the matter!

Chen Chen certainly didn't believe Han Ling's rhetoric, so he said seriously, "Damn it, if you don't tell the truth, I'll tell Lu Chen that you bullied me in various ways, and then let him fire you, believe it or not? Then I don’t want you to come to work, it’s best to let your brother take back Wang Dasheng, and see what you do by yourself.”

"Don't, don't, if you take Wang Dasheng back, I'll really be alone in the future. He didn't make any big mistakes, so why do you treat him like this?" Han Ling lacked confidence, but still insisted to be honest.

Seeing the effect, Chen Chen continued to use this method: "As long as you tell me the truth, you don't have to be fired, and Wang Dasheng can stay by your side. It's a good deal no matter what you think. And, as long as you tell me Come out, I’ll give you a bonus, okay, I’ll take you on a trip when you come to Earth. Anyway, you’re in a hurry, there’s no other reason than to get credit, let’s hear it.”

Under Chen Chen's coercion and lure, Han Ling had no choice but to tell the truth: "Okay, tell me, you are not allowed to hit me."

Han Ling paused, and continued, "Actually, that address is a disguise point of the interstellar transfer station, so you only know that it is an open space, but it is not. By the way, the things you bought on Kapusno before are all It was transported to the transfer station, and then a special dispatcher specially sent it to you."

"And then? You're not going to sell my stuff to Capusino, are you?"

"Um, you're right." Han Ling admitted awkwardly.

As for why the things made by Chen Chen had to be transported to the transfer station, it was obvious. The Marshal who was on Kapusno star was thinking about the food made by Mrs. The discerning lady found out so quickly.

Chen Chen knew that Lu Chen had everything he wanted in the gourmet star, but he was a little touched to secretly buy his own things not far away.

"Well, just pretend that I didn't find out about it, and just continue to bring things to Lu Chen. You don't need to tell him, I already know."

Chen Chen didn't want to break this little romance just like this, so he also thought of a way. When he encountered a package sent to the transit station in Han Ling's mouth, he would put a small card in the package, not to write something affectionate. Instead, I copied a few sentences of chicken soup, wrote a few jokes, etc., and then drew a pig's head and painted coriander when I had nothing to write.

So the small note filled with various things was transported to a place [-] million light years away, and took an interstellar trip to meet many people instead of Chen Chen.

In the end, Han Ling was unlucky, because he didn't fully tell the truth. It is true that Lu Chen asked him to place some orders privately, but his big mouth let his brother, the royal family and some people in the military know about Chen Chen. Taobao store, these people all gave him money and asked him to bring Chen Chen's food. They thought it was okay to bring some food, but who knew that Chen Chen would stuff a love letter in the package.

In this way, the "love letters" written by the marshal's wife were scattered everywhere. For a while, the royal family and ministers talked about it, and some expressed their envy for the relationship between the marshal and his wife.

Of course, Lu Chen soon found out about this, and called Han Ling to him during office hours.

"What's going on here? Naturally, Lu Chen didn't have a pleasant face in front of Chen Chen in front of Han Ling, and the boss still took pride in it.

Han Ling also heard about all the things going on outside because of Chen Chen's handwritten "love letter". Standing in front of Lu Chen, his confidence was seriously lacking, and it took him a long time before he dared to speak: "Uh, that...Marshal, you don't know something , The Taobao store opened by Madam Marshal is really famous on the earth, but people on our planet can't help but buy a lot of it back. I am working as a customer service for Madam, and I know a little bit. "

"You know, that's not what I want to ask. I want to ask you, why did Madam's handwritten letter fall into other people's hands?" Lu Chen glanced at Han Ling, expressing his displeasure, and asked him to take care of himself. Talk, or else, huh, huh.

As soon as Han Ling received the slightly dangerous aura from Lu Chen, Han Ling almost admitted his mistake. Fortunately, he got used to his thick skin and immediately regained his composure. Want to eat his food, want to express his gratitude to the Capusinos, hehe, Marshal, you also know that Madam's personality is so... I can't guess."

"I only listen to the truth." Lu Chen knew Han Ling's temper like the back of his hand, and immediately knew that Han Ling was hiding something from him, so he immediately pulled his face down. This change in expression did have a deterrent effect.

"Well, I admit, I was wrong, but who would have thought that he would put a small note in every package, making it so romantic. Marshal, please don't be angry with me, if my brother knows that I I've messed with you again, if you lock me up at home, I'll cry to death." Han Ling began to play tricks, with snot and tears in a very funny way.

Lu Chen was already angry, and was even more upset when he heard his cute and fake crying. He immediately ordered Han Ling to collect all the love letters and turn them in, not one less.

"Ah? Does it have to be like this?" Who knows who got these packages, the most important thing is, except for his brother who dared to mess with them, the rest are members of the royal family who dare not mess with them, so they really have to collect them A small note, two layers of skin will definitely be peeled off.

Just thinking about that scene made Han Ling feel intrusive, and he repeatedly shook his head begging to let him go: "Marshal, Lu Chen, the most handsome marshal in the universe, I know I was wrong. I promise it's just this one time. Can you just let me go? Those members of the royal family will definitely embarrass me, so you just have the heart to watch me being bullied? After all, I am still your subordinate!"

"Get out before I get angry."

Lu Chen said something coldly, successfully blocked Han Ling's words, and let him go to work obediently.

As soon as he walked out of Lu Chen's office, Han Ling complained: "I shouldn't have told my brother that I found a part-time job on Earth. Now, it's all right. I'm the one who suffers. Ah, it's really annoying!"

There was no way, Han Ling immediately dialed his brother's communicator: "Hey, brother, have you opened the package bought from Marshal Madam's online store?"

"No, the institute has been quite busy recently, and I haven't had time to sign for it yet." The same family, Han Feng's voice sounded much calmer.

Han Ling told his elder brother everything just now, and then sighed with emotion: "It's a good thing you didn't open it, I'll sign for it for you later, and put away the little note by the way. Well, if you hadn't encouraged me to open it in private Bringing these things to you, I won’t be in such a miserable situation now, would you like to help?”

"I've been busy recently. It's not like you don't know those members of the royal family. Go by yourself."

After finishing speaking, Han Feng hung up the phone directly, not bothering to pay attention to Han Ling.

So Han Ling started a miserable life of "debt collection". Every time he collected a small note written by Chen Chen, he would be very happy, and then continued to face all kinds of difficulties.

Chen Chen's life is also uneasy here, because the business is booming, his Taobao store rose to 3 gems super fast, and immediately attracted reports from jealous colleagues. They reported that Chen Chen sold food but did not have a food safety license. illegal additives.

Because sellers must register their real names on Taobao, the security department quickly found Chen Chen.

"Hello, is this Mr. Chen Chen?"

Chen Chen opened the door, looked at the three men in uniforms outside, felt a thump in his heart, and an ominous premonition welled up in his heart.

"Yes, I am Chen Chen, what can I do?"

The man standing at the front took out his ID and said, "Someone reported that you illegally bought and sold food on Taobao without corresponding management rights, and even put harmful additives in the food. We are the staff of the food security inspection department. We came here specially. Investigation, I hope you can cooperate."