Mystic Master of Rebirth

1 Memoirs of Winterman

[Winterman Furla, famous actor, movie queen, famous gold-absorbing queen in film history, has set box office records five times.The relationship between her and Lin Jian has always been the focus of gossip magazines, and this kind of gossip didn't come to an end until Su's several large media acquisitions.The following is quoted from excerpts from Winterman’s memoirs] I got my first lottery in March ’67, with good luck.At that time, I was filming "The Buddha", and I managed to find some time to go to LX office (Editor's note: LX office was co-founded by Lin Jian and Xiao Zhenyi, and its real name was Lin Xiao's office. But it is strange It is the two founders who dislike this name. According to statistics, the consulting fees paid by customers who call Lin Xiao's firm face to face are 3% higher than the average level).At that time, I was very dissatisfied with the whole consultation process - so dissatisfied!Lin Jian only chatted with me for 20.00 minutes, and handed me a small bottle of potion, and just like that, he asked me for another 10 yuan!His only advice during the entire consultation was to tell me to rub the contents of the bottle on my face as soon as I got home - as he repeatedly said "as soon as I got home"!What kind of bullshit consultation is this!

I was very busy at the time, and I couldn't go home even once in ten and a half months, so what's the use of that potion?scam money?

Later—three days after the consultation, the crew’s camera suddenly broke down, and I got a little precious free time to go home and watch.When I opened the door, I suddenly remembered that there was such a bottle of medicine in the bag. "Give it a try," I said to myself, so I dug out the potion and smeared it on my face.It was cool at first, and then my face started to burn! — as if being poured with sulfuric acid!

Oh my god!The pain was terrible, it was like the skin was on fire!I couldn't help screaming, covered my face and rushed into the bathroom, turned on the faucet and started to wash my face, crying and crying-my career!my movie!It's all over!I want the lawyer to sue that liar!

I fumbled out the communicator and called my personal doctor. He asked me to stay under the current, and he would be there in ten minutes.

I flushed for five or six minutes, and the burning pain subsided.I slowly opened my eyes, and saw that my face in the mirror was still smooth and complete—it seemed that my skin was just a little red.

I looked in the mirror over and over again for a long time.Then the door clicked and my personal doctor came in, screaming loudly as he entered.

I opened the bathroom door and walked out - and I screamed too!

——The door of the bedroom was wide open, and the inside was in a mess. From the door of the bedroom to the living room, there was a line of black footprints on the carpet. The footprints were huge, and undoubtedly belonged to a man!

[Editor's note: Three months later, the police arrested Doug Jonson, a habitual thief who broke into Winterman's home, and obtained a statement from him.

According to Doug, his favorite targets are celebrities—they often travel far away and their families are rich. As long as they seize the right time, they will definitely be able to "get a big ticket".

Three months ago, he had his eye on Winterman.After repeatedly stepping on the spot, he confirmed that she had to stay on the set for a long time.He found the right time and swaggered into Winterman's house, looking for money.Unfortunately, before he could finish cracking the combination of the safe in the bedroom, he heard the sound of Winterman opening the door.Doug was fierce by nature, and since it was too late to escape, he decided not to do anything else—he closed the bedroom door, and prepared to strike when Winterman approached the bedroom.

The door opened and Winterman entered—and then she screamed hysterically and rushed into the bathroom.

Due to the particularity of the celebrity profession, the automatic door of the bathroom is surprisingly strong and solid. Doug leaves helplessly after a few attempts (of course, Winterman's non-stop screaming also plays a great deterrent effect), and with He was arrested by the police three months later (in which Lin Jian is rumored to have played a key role). ] 2 Memoirs of Karen Doug (with editor's notes)

[Karen Doug may be the most important mathematician in the past 100 years. Readers should have a deep understanding of this point-just count the frequency of Karen's theorem in your textbooks.Of course, experts in the history of mathematics agree that Karen Doug's greatest achievement is his unparalleled "Analysis of the Van Lunch Constant".This paper solves a problem that has plagued the mathematics community for 500 years: the specific value of Van Lunch's constant.Given the mathematical importance of Van Lunch's constant ("You can think of it as another π—another incredibly useful constant"—Linders, President of the Royal Mathematical Society.) and the fact that generations of mathematicians have worked for it Thanks to the hard work put in, this paper can indeed be called "a unparalleled mathematical work" (Lindes's language), and "the only memorable achievement in mathematics by human beings in the past 100 years."

However, what confuses experts in the history of mathematics (and many mathematicians) is that Karen Doug's "A Brief Analysis of Van Lunchi's Constant" is too abrupt.The mathematical method used in this paper is so beautiful and mature, and the logic is so rigorous and exquisite, so that people have a natural assumption: such a mature thought, such an elegant method, must have a process of maturity and evolution. , there must be some kind of "trace".But they were disappointed-historians checked all of Karen Doug's manuscripts, diaries, and drafts, but they never found the origin and trace of this paper.It's like it just popped out of nowhere.After reading this wonderful masterpiece, every mathematician is complaining: Karen is like an old fox in the dense forest, sweeping away all traces with his big tail!

However, a recently discovered recording has exciting news.In this recording, Mr. Cullen narrates a memory alone, an extremely precious memory.The following is the memory content. ]... I remember very clearly that it was April 4nd, Friday.I accompanied Annie (Mrs. Karen) to visit the famous Lin Jian—it took Annie half a month to get her number, she was so excited, she insisted that I go with her.

I wanted to say no, yes I wanted to say no.At that time, I was almost tormented mad by that bitch constant of Vincent, and I was in a trance state, and my mind was full of mathematical terms and formulas-I didn't want to run outside to make a fool of myself.

But Annie insisted, so I had to go with her.She went to the office and chatted with Lin Jianjian alone - [-] hours of chatting, I drank coffee outside, and continued to ponder the Van Lunsch constant.When I thought about the rich mapping of the Vanlensch constant in high-dimensional space, the door opened, and Annie came out, holding a glass of Coke in her hand, with a strange expression on her face.

"Mr. Lin asked me to give it to you." She said, and stuffed the Coke into my hand.My thoughts were interrupted, and I was furious: Anne should know I don't like Coke, why would she listen to that shameless liar and hand me a glass of disgustingly sweet shit?

Not wanting to get mad, I just ripped the cap off the coke-ha!There's fucking syrup in this Coke!The lid is all glued to my hand!I was so angry that I tore off the piece of paper and threw it far away.I looked down at my hands.

The back of the hand is pitch black with syrup stains and Coke stains, but there are also a few small words squeezed together, the color of strawberry jam: it is a prime number.

I saw God.

[Note: Any college textbook will tell you the value of Van Lunsch's constant: 7.

It is indeed a prime number. 】

3. Childe

Childe Lee, the greatest investment expert of the new millennium - don't even need to add one.His extraordinary investment vision and unparalleled investment philosophy have influenced the financial world for 30 years. Any financier over the age of 60 is his student, and they will never forget the contribution made by this emperor in the investment field—— And his keen and terrifying sense of smell in the money battlefield.He was so successful that in 75 "Ci Hai" included the word "Caird Fund" - which means stable prosperity.

"There are two kinds of opportunities in the market, one is the opportunity accompanied by risks, and the other is the opportunity discovered by Mr. Caird" (Fang Kai, Chief Economist of the World Monetary Savings Organization)

As a matter of course, financiers, economists, and investors will be extremely fanatical to explore the secrets of Caird investment, just like exploring King Solomon's treasure.People use various mathematical models, search for all kinds of unorthodox materials, and try to reconstruct the secrets of Childe's investment in the analysis, but they are more and more confused by the results of their analysis-according to the data, Mr. Childe was born in liberal arts ( That's right, a politics department), bad at math (which in the financial world is tantamount to a death sentence notice), barely a day's worth of financial training.No matter how you look at it, he should not be an investment genius.

This puzzle is almost impossible to answer—given Mr. Childe's reticence about investment tricks—and it is why at Childe's funeral, the president of the International Bank said so wistfully: "God took away the secret of wealth. "

Historians, however, have been inspired by a recently discovered letter that seems to suggest that people should look to Heird's unnoticed youth - when he was relatively unknown, relying on excellent grades. Be a little secretary, earn a little salary,.And the unit that accepted the God of Future Investment is LX Firm. 】The following is the original text of the letter:

Dear Mary (Editor's note: Childe's niece)!I know your curiosity, I know!Who is not curious?Who wouldn't want to dig up a dragon's treasure?People keep asking me, over and over, tirelessly -- "How do you invest?", "How do you make money?" -- over and over, over and over.What a bore.

I kept my mouth shut for a long time—already close to going to God.God does not necessarily care about this secret, and since it is immoral to seduce curiosity for a long time, I think I'd better leave it to humans.What do you say, Mary?

Now I am determined to tell you this news, this secret that has been guessed for many years, as a small thank you-how did I get rich?How do I get rich again and again?

The answer is simple, Mary, because I have good ears.

Yes, you read that right, well—ear—ear, the original meaning, not the extended meaning.

(Editor's note: Mr. Childe's hearing is indeed extraordinary. According to his nanny, he can even hear his son's conversation with his personal doctor through two walls at the age of 124-this is very good explains Mr. Childe's naked donation)

I started working at LX when I was 27, good salary, great benefits.But the point is not that.

The bosses of LX are the well-known Xiao Zhenyi and Lin Jian. They were not so famous at that time (so they were willing to hire young people like me), and their business was relatively small.You can leave work after 5 o'clock every day.

They eat very early, basically at five o'clock in the office, and they have to watch some live news during the meal.At this time, the employees can go downstairs to drink tea and chat, but no one is allowed to go upstairs, and there are only two of them in the office.

Generally speaking, I will stay by the stairs to sort out the data. From this position, I can vaguely hear the news broadcast and their chatting and laughing—Mr. Lin and Mr. Xiao seem to like to chat while watching the news, and occasionally they can’t control Hold down the volume.What do they usually discuss?

It's very simple—every time a big man is broadcast on the news, Mr. Xiao will recite his life expectancy, and Mr. Lin will count how many illegitimate children he has or who will fall into his hands.They would rattle off the names of the next cabinets—and those who died in cabinets.Of course not all of them, they would occasionally point to a few miners or waiters and discuss at what age they would become president or join the cabinet.

I have listened to it for ten years, and I have really benefited a lot. All my wisdom in the future comes from these ten years, and all my insights also come from these ten years.I love LX and I would never want to live without it for the rest of my life.

Of course, I was still forced to leave - after Mr. Lin's weird flash marriage, they somehow changed the soundproof door.

It's really sad and I'm very disappointed.

To this day, I still miss lx. Whenever I see Su's brilliant performance, I can always think of the days when I was eavesdropping at the foot of the stairs decades ago.

That was my youth.