Mystic Master of Rebirth

Lin Jian was on fire.

Although most of the netizens under the post are still half-believing, some good-natured people went to check the medical record number provided by the rewarding hot post, and finally had to admit that what she said was the truth—at least more like the truth than their suspicions.

After the skeptics were slapped in the face, the supporters jumped out and yelled: It’s black and white, it’s a good cat if it catches mice. You keep saying that this kind of thing is unscientific and unreasonable, but scientific and rational can save other people’s father ?No matter how ridiculous the recipe is, it works!

——Of course, the supporters don't think that the "hitter" mentioned by Lin Jian really exists.They think it's just a mental and psychological problem, but modern human medicine is not developed enough to treat it. The value of Lin Jian's folk prescription does not lie in the theory of catching ghosts, but in the inspiration of modern medicine. In the post @ a few famous doctors, I hope they can explain these weird folk prescriptions from a medical perspective.

If it is said that Lin Jian's fame so far is limited to the teasing in a post, then only a few hours later, his name spread throughout the forum at a truly terrifying speed——

"Hehe, I'm going to slap some folk recipe party @林道士 in the face today"

—— Su Ke

Su Ke, the Chief Physician of the Su Family, the number one medical group in the interstellar world, has swept half the interstellar network with his superb medical skills, handsome face and poison-splattering mouth, and is one of the best gods in the forum.If it was normal, Lin Jian, a scumbag like Lin Jian, would be hung up on the homepage of the forum and tortured to death by countless fans if he was called out by Dr. Su once.

But today, Su Ke tore up Lin Jian with his own hands.

In Su Ke's post is a video. In the video, he has a handsome face and a lazy smile, and his overflowing hormones almost stun the brainless fans outside the screen.

... It's a pity that although this face is good, the words that spew out make people want to burst their blood vessels: "Nowadays some people have no common sense at all, and it's a rhythm that has never been seen in basic biology-you gave your own father a lot of blood. A bottle of shochu of unknown nature requires all the patients to drink shochu? Do you know the experimental deviation? Do you know the randomness? The two cases are blown up to the sky, and even face slaps—I see your father I was awakened by your IQ! There is also a group of anti-intellectual mob Aite me——are you here to be funny or to slap your face?"

Su Ke curled her lips into a smile, with a trace of contempt on her face: "That Lin Daoshi's, it happened that Su's Hospital had received five patients, and the symptoms were exactly the same as the father of the angry lady who slapped her in the face. Why don't we gamble, I will start a live broadcast this afternoon, and I will give the patient boy's hair ash mixed with shochu, and I will give you 100 million when the patient wakes up. If the patient does not wake up, you will cancel the account yourself."

……

After watching this video, Lin Jian knelt decisively——

What the hell, I was definitely cheated!

I think back then in Lianpeng, the authors exchanged ghost stories every day, most of them were joking around with a funny and exciting mentality, but there were also some authors who really got mad, and practiced it themselves according to folklore and Taoist books——

Then, they all hit the street.

Back then, in the author's exchange QQ group, this kind of idiot was generally called Kong Yiji-a foolish and foolish man who made it his own is ridiculous and pathetic.

Who the hell knew that Lao Tzu would become Kong Yiji after time travelling!

Fuck you local tyrant, you killed me!

I just quietly wrote a story about being tall, rich and handsome, what are you pretending to be!

Taking off the cursor, seeing the cute and sarcastic licking of the screen at the bottom of the video, Lin Jian wanted to cry without tears——

I wonder if there will be human flesh searches in the future world?

At two o'clock in the afternoon, Su Ke started the live broadcast on time, and a crowd of hungry and thirsty fans flocked to it, blocking the video screen almost instantly, forcing the administrator to clear the bullet screen twice before revealing Su Ke's face... …

At the beginning of the video, Su Ke explained the symptoms of the so-called bumper and showed the patient’s family’s consent letter, and then he taunted as usual: “Fortunately, the female netizen who gave the reward provided the information about drinking, otherwise it would be true according to Lin Daoshi It is said that the patient should be beaten, it is better to send the patient to prison..."

These few words of his were magnetically low, tactful and melancholy, and the tone at the end of the words rose slightly, hooking his ears like a hook and itching.The barrage immediately climaxed: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"I really like Su Nanshen's complaints! You are so right! That evil Taoist priest asked his family members to beat the patient with willow sticks. The heavier the better, the patient must have woken up from the pain..."

"Add one to the left, maybe that woman's father was also woken up by choking."

"To be honest, if I heard Su's voice like this, if it was a female patient, I'm afraid I would have woken up immediately."

"Hey, if it was me, I'd pretend to be bumped into, and then kiss Dr. Su when Dr. Su is immersed in the examination..."

"The plan works!"

……

All in all, [-]% of the bullet screens are face-licking, [-]% are scolding Lin Daoshi, and the remaining [-]% are both face-licking and scolding Lin Daoshi...

Like Lin Jian?It has long been scolded outside the galaxy.

It's hard work.

Su Ke was very well prepared. In front of the audience, she called out a few boys to pick up their hair and burn it to ashes, and then mixed it with shochu.He poured the mixture into several glasses and began to feed the first patient with a glass—for the sake of observing the facial effect, the patient's face was not mosaic.Unfortunately, this old man has an ordinary face and dull eyes, coupled with Su Ke's white and slender right hand holding the cup, he is simply hideous...

"Fuck, this composition, this comparison! Damn, is this the prince condolences to mentally handicapped patients?"

"Although I think you're mean, but...puh ha ha ha!"

"I'm a bit bitter here, don't you? Licking the screen is back to licking the screen. Don't scold other people's patients. Besides, isn't this an experimental recipe? Why do you all look at your face?"

"What an experiment, anyone who has studied biology knows that this kind of thing is funny. It's important to concentrate on licking your face!"

"Add one upstairs!"

……

Su Ke carefully supported the patient's head, and fed him the soju in one gulp. He paused for a while, and patted the patient's back to help him swallow.

After a while, the patient still looked dull.Su Ke smiled sarcastically, and turned his head to face the screen: "Have you seen it? So you need to have common sense without knowledge. Look at how pathetic Chinese people's understanding of biomedicine is—"

"who are you?"

Su Ke turned his head slowly, and the uncle was looking at him in bewilderment.

The barrage of the live broadcast was instantly cleared.

half an hour.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"I was stupefied when I rubbed male gods, and I was stunned too! Why did the gods start to unfold when they were fighting just now!"

"Fuck, this development is wrong!"

"Although I was also shocked, you don't have to howl, even if you add this uncle, there are only three samples... Fuck, I can't convince myself!"

"God, hurry up and feed again! What's going on!"

"One more!"

Obviously, Su Ke also wanted to have another one. He ignored the uncle's questioning, walked quickly to the table, picked up a glass of shochu, picked up the second patient, and poured it directly——

This time the camera angle was aimed at the patient's face, and the audience watched helplessly as the patient's Adam's apple rolled and swallowed soju.Ten seconds later, the patient's lips trembled and a groan came out."

This time there was no screaming or roaring, and everyone in front of the screen was dumbfounded.

The third, the fourth, the fifth... Thousands of people watched helplessly as the five dull-looking patients began to frown, moan, and regain their senses...

Su Ke stared intently at the patient who woke up last.After a long time, he exhaled deeply and turned around: "Mr. Lin, you have won."

Lin Jian was so depressed that he slept all afternoon. He really didn't expect that he would be so unlucky. After time travel, it would be difficult for him to make ends meet. He finally wrote a Taoist essay, but he was directly duped into Kong Yiji - although fame is very important , but this notoriety...

After waking up, he was so frustrated that he almost cried out. He had finally found a way out, but now he couldn't leave at all. Even if he changed his vest, he might be fleshed out.I'm afraid he will have to be isolated from the Internet before netizens completely forget about it.

He sighed and turned on the computer, ready to apply for account cancellation—I can’t really wait until the slap comes and the fans flesh me out before surrendering, it’s better to be a bachelor and just get out——

Reader Su Ke rewarded author Lin Daoshi with 100 million forum coins [Reason: I lost. 】 What the hell! !

The author has something to say: In fact, beating people with willow sticks is used to drive away ghosts, but it cannot be used to exorcise demons, because the willow sound stays together, which has the intention of keeping the ghosts away...

In fact, the best is peach wood.