[Comprehensive British and American] Plague Meow

Batman is not a talkative character, he has always been a typical example of not beeping when he can do it.

This guy walked directly to the edge of the letter "K", grabbed the gentleman pigeon's wings with his upper hand, and lifted it up. Tim didn't have any accidents, and calmly looked at the confused "Google" He screamed, and his mouth and wings were tied by Batman again.

……

The real scene of murdering pigeons.

"Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?" ? ? ?

The gentleman pigeon screamed extremely fiercely, but because of its own ability, there was no human being around who could help it. The only little red bird was looking at it with its head tilted, wondering how Batman would interrogate a big fat pigeon.

Batman still followed the old rules, so he just threw it away.

The Stark Tower is very high, and the gentleman pigeon screamed all the way and kept falling straight down, and the rope "crashed" poured down, as if endlessly, Batman held the other end of the rope, motionless.

He calculated very accurately. When the safety of the rope began to slow down, the gentleman pigeon was at the height of the third floor. When it stopped, the beak could barely peck the ground.

Pigeon: @[email protected]

The Aegis support team at the door: ...

Maybe it was because the opening impact was too strong, Fury hesitated for a moment, and didn't bother that Mr. Batman.

The rope begins to ascend.

Gala Gala.

The poor gentleman pigeon didn't dare to move, and was pulled up crying.

Batman held the pigeon's leg and shook it vigorously.

"what happened?"

"Cuckoo..." I just woke up and I don't know...

The pigeon is wronged.

There was no one who passed the pigeon language, so Batman put it on the floor, pushed the tablet on, and let it type the answer.

[I don’t know,] Pigeon stretched her little feet pitifully and typed, [I’m just here to send a message, a man named Peanut, oh no, a man named Watson asked me to send a message to Stark here, want Invite cats to play with them, but unfortunately there is no personal contact information. 】

Probably because Natch is special, Watson wants to bypass Stark's assistant to make contact.

Batman stared at the pigeon, suspecting it was lying.

What is the relationship between Watson and peanut? ? ?

The gentleman was cowardly, and secretly looked at Batman with contemptuous eyes, waving his bird feathers as if he was asking for praise.

Batman goes straight to the next question: "Did you bring 'Haunted House'?"

【what is that? 】The gentleman pigeon is very confused.

"..."

You can't count on the social range of a Grunt.

Batman: "Why did Watson choose to believe you?"

It is a biological instinct to stay away from danger. When encountering such a strange pigeon, most people would not deliver a message under normal circumstances.

[Sometimes, human beings will short-circuit their brains and their IQ will be offline. 】

IQ can also goo...?

Tim backed away silently, away from the Googlo.

The pigeon yawned and started to feel sleepy again.

When people get along with cats, Natchy provided a lot of information about them, and Batman is a pure collector of obsessive-compulsive disorder. He needs to know everything, and he has known and recorded the way to deal with the haunted house.

Seeing that he couldn't ask any more questions, Batman asked Red Robin to stay behind.

On the other hand, I am going to enter the building, find out the body of the haunted house, and solve the problem.

The automatic door opened for him and closed again.

The little black cat, which was advancing in the glowing green light, turned around and seemed to sense something.Its eyes were stained with green light, a lemon-yellow color, with wisps of quiet blue, eerily penetrating.

"What?" Stark, who was following behind, paused, and raised his palm cannon.

Naqi was a little puzzled and seemed unsure. After tilting his head to listen, he shook his head and continued walking.

Stark, who didn't know why, continued to follow.

The voice of the child running around just now has disappeared.

Following the loudest sound of "DUANG"'s shield hitting the ground, they came to the training room.

Naqi got in through the crack of the door first.

"Cap?" Stark probed.

Then he choked.

It is difficult to describe the current picture with simple words.

Countless "Steven Bean Sprouts Rogers" fell to the ground, each of them had their heads or limbs missing, probably because there were too many corpses, and Steven had already retreated to the back and was flying down with his shield An offensive "bean sprouts".

This one had a broken spine, but was able to squirm quickly on the floor.

Without hesitation, Steven kicked "DUANG" through the shield, and stepped on the upper body of "Bean Sprouts" into cakes.

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No!

Anyway, it's what you used to be. Is it really okay to be so ruthless? ? ?

Stark struggled and asked, "Are you okay...?"

Steven, who had just finished solving a "bean sprouts", looked up and saw Stark, he was a little puzzled, as if thinking about why it wasn't "bean sprouts", but without much hesitation, a shield of inertia was drawn over .

Stark:! ! !

"Meow--"

Accompanied by the elongated meow, Naqi jumped up, stepped on the shield, kicked hard with four paws, volleyed backwards, and landed on Stark's shoulder, and Steven was also caught by it The center of gravity of the pedal was unstable, and it swayed backward.

This came back to my senses.

"Tony?" Steven was not sober. He shook his head and rubbed the space between his brows. "Sorry, I'm out of control."

"Calm down, old Popsicle."

As Stark spoke, he turned over a bottle of water from the refrigerator next to him and threw it over.

The insulation function of the refrigerator is good, and the contents inside can be kept cold for a long time after the power is cut off.

"Thanks." Steven didn't rush to drink, but used a bottle to cool his head.

Natch "meowed" at Steven's feet and led Steven to sit next to him.This human's heartbeat is so fast that he needs to calm down.

At this time, those "bean sprouts" disappeared one by one.

Stark sat next to him and took a break together before asking, "What's going on?"

Steven has already recovered, waved his hands, and said helplessly, "They have no fighting power, and they won't move when touched." It's simply scary.

"Meow?" What about the others?

Steven's mental value dropped a little, but not to the point where he could listen to Naqi, but Stark's mental value fluctuated, and his ability to understand cat language improved, so he immediately helped translate.

"Baby is asking Barnes about them."

"Bucky went to take a shower, Hawkeye should have gone to the kitchen to make supper."

Stark looked suspiciously: "What about me?"

"You?" Steven said naturally: "This point is mostly in the laboratory. I used to stay all night, but now I go to bed at one o'clock in the morning at most." As he spoke, he showed a gratified old father's gaze.

Stark: ...

Fine.

As expected of the captain.

Steven believed that Bucky would not run around naked naked, and proposed to meet at the arsenal. Stark thought about it and thought it was the same, so the two of them changed their direction together.

After taking two steps, the wall in front of him suddenly closed.

Steven & Stark & ​​Natch:  …

Armory.

Bucky and Barton stared at the door together.

The two were still struggling, neither of them wanted to open the door.

The first to find them was Batman.

This guy doesn't have any sympathy for Stark Tower. He blows up when he encounters a closed wall, and goes around to blow up if he can't blow it up. There are broken glass and walls hitting walls. He perfectly adheres to the principle of the shortest straight line between two points. in principle.

Rao was as determined as Batman, but he was also shocked by this big octopus ball.

Hawkeye and the others were chased all the way, but they didn't see the back of this thing.

At this time, Batman was lucky enough to meet him, and had big eyes to small eyes with the blinking "Little Maruko".

This thing is closer to some kind of hermit crab, and most of its body is extended from the body of the "ball", which is a standard size, with an octopus eye growing on the back.

When blinking, the eyelids open and close successively in up and down and left and right directions.

It's so weird that it can't be described in words.

Batman raised his fist, and when the opponent opened his eyes, trying to intimidate him, he punched it in.

Straight to the eye.

Crit!

The octopus twitched and rolled into a ball, and soon collapsed to the side.

The fleshy pieces swayed and loosened, revealing the little sugar glider curled up in a ball inside. It was sleeping happily, but at this time it was woken up by the blow, and looked at Batman in a daze.

"Jibi?" Do you want to play together?

The surrounding scene also changed accordingly.

On a cold moonlit night, the swaying branches cast ghostly shadows, and the swaying "sough" sounds very much like the cries of wild ghosts.

Batman was expressionless.

The scene flashes by.

In the depths of the infinite downward corridor, you can hear ghosts crying from hell. It is gloomy and cold, and there are endless stairs above. No matter how he walks, it is displayed on the -666 floor.

……

Batman didn't go at all.

The scene changed again.

The small room feels like being in a coffin. The cold touch is obviously some kind of metal box. The temperature is also extremely low. The sound of "ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping" outside sounds like the coffin is being sealed, and the dragging of the chains can also be heard. In the voice, a little girl faintly said with a smile that she wanted to sink him into the lake to play.

Batman:  …

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Change the scene, change again, and...

"Serge!!!" the sugar glider screamed angrily!

Batman still maintained his expressionless state, staring at it.

The sugar glider hesitated for a moment, and then suddenly felt sleepy.This is the gentleman pigeon affecting it.

By nature, Demos don't have strong feelings.

The lack of concentration makes this group of little guys somewhat lacking in concentration. They can't use willpower to passively defend against the negative influence of gentleman pigeons like superheroes, and they can easily fall asleep accidentally.

The sugar glider felt it needed more energy.

Secrets, fears, the small shadows hidden deep in the hearts of human beings.

These are its rations.

Same as Jeff and ZKR, after being harmless, it doesn't need to eat these emotions, but it still likes it very much, and often can't help but want to pursue it.

want to eat.

want to touch.

A barely visible crack in that tough heart.

The more resolute the soul on the surface, the more fragile it must be in the depths.At least, this must be the case with this sugar glider named "Qiuqiu".

The surrounding scene began to freeze.

Like a lump of glue, it finally found the shape it should have. It hardened a little bit, stuck to the wall, resisted gravity, and gradually formed the shape of a water drop.

The world began to become heavy, and everything was sinking with gravity.

Naqi's footsteps were staggered, and Stark behind him had already swayed suddenly, and was supported by Steven in time.

"what happened?"

Before the words fell, he and Steven rolled into a ball, and at the same time fell into the middle.

Natch bared his claws, grasping at the edge to steady himself.

In the chaos it found its way, jumped out suddenly, and crashed into the darkness.

after dark.

Everything becomes clear.

"Beep beep beep beep --!!!" screamed.

Naqi froze for a moment, curled his tail curiously, and walked in quickly.

Batman is beating...

Is that another "Batman"?

Older, paler, full of hatred and powerlessness.

【What good things have you done? 】

Naqi approached, and he was not in a hurry to stop Batman. He could make Batman so angry that he didn't care about the crazy beating. It was probably because the sugar glider did something unacceptable. Of course, the little black cat had to stand on his own feet Beast here.

It has been with the bat family for a long time, and its speech also has a little "bat characteristics".

Fierce.

Just that blunt "I know you did a good thing, tell me now" tone.

The sugar glider, whose soul was beaten out, cried instantly.

[I don't know beep——! 】

[What is this image? 】

[My son must be most afraid of his father, so I will take out his father's image and use it! 】

Qiuqiu was crying.

……

At this time, Naqi also had a little understanding of Batman's past, and felt that Qiuqiu was a bit self-indulgent, so he kept silent and let Batman have a good time.

Probably because Qiuqiu was crying too miserably, Batman quickly stopped his fists.

It's hard to say.

"Don't use this image again," he warned in a throat cancer-like voice.

Qiuqiu nodded, and changed back to the appearance of a sugar glider.

Batman grabbed its tail and lifted it upside down, and everything around it returned to its original state.

In the hall, Jeff the hamster came out from nowhere, pointing at a group of people on the floor with his short claws and laughing "Jie Jie".Stark, Steven, Bucky, and Barton are in a state of being "drawn by gravity and bound in a drop-shaped space" due to the hallucination of "Haunted House", and they huddle together.

At this time, the illusion was undone, and they "slapped" to the floor one by one, falling into Jenga music.

Batman carried the ball, walked to the hall with a Natch Meow firmly on his head, ignored the four people who were struggling to get up, called Red Robin, and asked him to contact Holmes to pick up the sugar glider, and strictly followed him. It is required to criticize education well.

Looking at this bunch of two-legged beasts whose mental values ​​were not very stable, Natch jumped off Batman's shoulders.

"Meow." I'll make you some supper.

It went to the kitchen and lit the stove to cook.

At this time, the gentlemen who were sleeping outside the door woke up again.

This time it seemed that it had really had enough sleep. It yawned big and big, rubbed its eyes with the flight feathers of its wings in a very humane way, and then took off bewildered.

flew into the room.

Natchy, who was preparing to make pasta, was boiling water when he saw the stuff fly into the pot.

Natch: ...? ? ?

Ah, take a shower.

The pigeon plunged headfirst, and began to bluff and shake its feathers.

At this moment, the Kung Fu water has not boiled yet, it is just when it is warm, Gentleman Pigeon is super satisfied, and Naqi, the little black cat, looked at the extinguished induction cooker, and silently unplugged the power before it spread to the whole building.

"Meow!" I decided to eat roast pigeon tonight!

"Cuckoo!???" The gentleman pigeon who was suddenly swooped by the cat let out a series of exclamations.

Stark poked his head in and took a look, then shrank back: "Does anyone want a drink?"

"Beer." Barton raised his hand.

He wants to drink well, so that he can forget the story about the octopus feet.

Indifferent Bucky: "Let me have some too."

Steven's mental fluctuations were slightly greater than usual, and he also said he wanted a bottle.

Stark looked towards the rooftop: "What about you?"

"I'm not yet an adult." Little Red Bird raised her hands in surrender.

Batman hesitated for half a second, but still refused.

"NO, I'm at work. I'll pick up the cat in two days."

Stark took a sip by himself and spread his hands: "You are welcome anytime."

The huge sharp black shadow blocked the light of Yeyue, and the bat took his assistants down from the top of Stark Tower and entered the bat plane that was hovering on standby.

Batwing Shadow flies from New York and returns to Gotham.