[Comprehensive British and American] Plague Meow

The snake seemed to accept its fate, coiling obediently, without any intention of attacking, nor preparing to run away.

It was caught by Naqi twice in a short period of time, and dare not continue to be a demon. After all, no one wants to be like ZKR and become a mask without emotions. Even for an existence like them, some of Naqi Some behaviors are too terrible.

"Hiss." This is the human room, only he has the right to deal with me.

The snake squeaked softly, reminding Naqi.

Naqi's gaze was light and light, and he looked down on it: "Meow." Of course, the length of your belt is not enough.

Snake: ... well-behaved.

Seeing this increasingly well-behaved poop, Dick began to think. He was still cautious at first, but soon entered the mode of wild and unconstrained style, and quickly turned on the light bulb: "I think it can be raised."

"Meow?"

Natch was stunned.

"Meow???" Is your brain broken?

For a moment, Naqi really almost couldn't hold back, and wanted to forcibly open Yeyi's head, so as to make sure once again that he didn't make any low-level mistakes during the operation, and turned this guy's big and small brains.

"It's just a little snake, isn't it?" Dick didn't understand Natch's breaking point.

"..." Naqi was stunned for a while, and finally understood.

In Dick's mind, the memory about himself has not yet come back. This two-legged beast obviously can't understand what is the situation of their existence, and thinks that it is a strange-looking ordinary snake.

Just like he thought Natchy was just a smarter little black cat.

This young man was serious about keeping cats and trying to bring a new addition to the family.

Naqi calmed down, and he was a bit fidgety with two-legged beasts.

So it jumped onto the elevated shelf, put away its little feet, held a farmer's bag steadily, and looked at the snake with a more dumbfounded expression than itself.

"I'll just call you..." Dick looked around and saw the Stark news in the newspaper, so he decided: "We'll just call you Stark, how about it?"

Snake looked at the person in the picture in the newspaper, remembering that he was almost skinned by Naqi because he was curious about this guy's dream, and shook his head frantically.

"Don't like it?" Dick continued to think, the huge circus tent was dangling in front of his eyes, and the feeling of falling came again, but this time Dick stabilized his body, "How about Circus?" ?”

He thought about it again, and finally spelled it "Siecor".

"It suits you quite well."

Dick put the quick words next to the big snake, the snake looked at it, obediently spit out the letter, crawled up, put a plate on it, and seemed to accept it.

"There is a new member in the family now." Dick was very satisfied. Seeing that Naqi was hiding far away, he tried to masturbate, but was slapped away by Naqi's paw, "Hey, are you jealous?"

Natch, who hadn't figured out whether to give Dick a scoop, turned his head away, ignoring him.

It was already three o'clock in the morning, and Dick was yawning drowsily. He put the snake into the glass bottle with his sleepiness, and then stuck tape on the mouth of the bottle and poked a few air holes.

"Today you feel wronged, tomorrow, tomorrow I will ask how to support you" Yawn.

After speaking, Dick went back to the bedroom with his pillow in his arms and fell asleep, leaving Natch staring at the snake.

The snake raised its head inside the glass bottle.

"hiss."

What's wrong with you?

Why are you always staring at me?

please?

I'm just spying on their dreams, it's not hurting anyone.

While "hissing", the snake was still twisting.

Natch's paws itch as he watched.

"Meow."

You have affected my patient. As the attending doctor, of course I have to carry out "intensive treatment".

Oh……

Damn treatment.

Snake rolled his eyes concretely.

"Hiss~~" Admit it, you must have made him stupid.

Because human beings accepted him, the snake, which was cowardly when he was bitten just now, started trembling, held his head up, and swayed the upper part of his body.

"Hiss~~~" You can't attack me, but he allowed me to stay.la la la ~~

Seeing its unbeatable appearance, Naqi's paws itched even more.

The little black cat jumped up from the shelf without knocking over anything, and easily jumped onto the table, staring at the snake in the jar. It was not in a hurry to attack, and turned around the jar.

"Meow." I'm not going to attack you, but if your luck is too bad, it's your own problem.

Natch meowed reservedly.

The snake didn't understand, and the vertical pupil blinked, a little innocent.

Natchy hops into the kitchen, with an "I didn't notice anything" look on his face, and starts loading the dishwasher with bottles and jars, which, of course, includes the snake jar.

Snake: "Hiss—!?" Is that okay? ? ?

The cat is very innocent, it is just a kitten, how can you understand what a snake is talking about?

The kitten ruthlessly hummed a little song and closed the door of the dishwasher, and then pressed the soft wash button with its equally innocent kitten paw.

Look, it's still quite a few.

Behind the monitor, the old butler silently took a sip of tea.

"Our little Naqi is as lively and cute as ever today." Complimented lovingly.

"The last time I heard you speak in this tone, I seemed to be only six years old." Batman let out a voice of patience.

I don't know if this is a common problem of the elderly, but at a certain age, it is easier to look at small animals than children.In short, Batman's refusal to admit to being himself is enough of a nuisance.

The old housekeeper smiled and said nothing.

The voice of the little red bird quickly came from the inside line: "Jason said he gave up on himself. He is going to take ZKR to go outside the law and see if there is any unexpected gain."

"Remind him that it's not a 'dog' in the traditional sense." Batman had no choice but to toss this second child with endless rebellion, "Also, I gave him a supplementary application for the self-examination college, The kind of self-study online at home, let him remember to go on the day of the exam."

"learn."

The little red bird couldn't control the prehistoric power in her body that wanted to laugh wildly.

"Don't worry, I will help him make up lessons, trust me hahahahahahahahaha—"

At this time, you can imagine a little red bird that is only the size of a palm, with its belly turned upside down and its claws facing the sky, its wings flapping on the ground, and its whole body convulsed with a "chirp" laugh.

The old butler silently lowered the volume.

"It's great. After Master Dick, the family has a new 'laughter'. In fact, Master Dick seldom laughed so 'unrestrainedly and freely' after he became an adult."

Batman: "...Batman is offline."

Early the next morning, the Bat family got the news that Jason ran away from home N+1 times.

Batman:  …

The old butler ushered in a young man, probably only about 18 years old. His bangs were subtly parted in the middle, and there was a little bit of white hair in the middle, which seemed to have a strong bad boy atmosphere.

He was followed by a dog, the masked kind.

Jason's expression was awkward and there was a hint of egg pain. The old butler showed a clear look, hung up Bruce's communication, and walked in front without saying a word, while Jason silently followed behind him.

Then Ah Fu led Jason into that room.

"Help me deliver the goods with Mr. Dick in the morning, and work in the pet supply store in the afternoon. You only have the minimum hourly wage. If you accept it, you can temporarily stay in the room here with Mr. Dick."

"Of course." Jason replied sullenly.

He was also carrying a large schoolbag, which looked like Tim's style, and it was obviously the "tutoring materials" prepared for him by the little red bird.

The kind-hearted Ah Fu didn't ask anything, let him in, handed over a set of keys, and told Jason that his cohabiting partner probably wouldn't come back, and that it would be easier to meet him directly at the pet store in the afternoon.

Jason looked at ZKR wearing a mask, and suddenly felt a headache.

When Jason met Dick who was paying for the customers in the pet store, ZKR, who was following Jason's heels, finally found Naqi.

It immediately abandoned Jason, jumped up to the cash register, and squatted down next to Naqi, raising its white crying mask.

"Ah——!!!" The little girl's scream was perfectly triggered.

Dick & Jason & Natch:  …

The chaos quickly ended in Dick's nonsense, the little girl was fooled, and walked away with Naqi's felt doll dangling away, which was poked out when Dick had an ADHD attack and couldn't fall asleep.

It's a pity that Naqi doesn't shed hair, and the wool he uses is ordinary black fluff.

The "Business" at the door was changed to "Rest".

Dick came to the back warehouse and looked at the squatting three animals, the cat in the cape and the dog in the mask, and the snake in the glass bottle into a cute poop. No matter how slow he was, he realized that something was wrong, luck on his hip .

"Anyone want to explain?"

As a human, Jason stared at the other three "animals", and then he hummed for a long time and said, "My name is Jason Todd. I have a common adoptive father with you, so legally, you are my elder brother." Sen hissed with sore teeth, "You lost your memory and ran away from home, so I came here to find you."

"Are you here...to take me back?"

"No, I just think it's easier for the two of us to run away from home together." Jason said calmly.

The beginning is always the hardest. Now that he has said the most embarrassing part of a conversation, the little details later are irrelevant. Jason is very calm now.

"After all, you're my brother, right?"

As he said that, he took out a complete set of identity documents, including a driver's license, an identity document and a bank card: "You didn't take these things when you left, so I brought them here for you."

Dick took it and found that the photo on the ID was indeed himself.

"It turns out that my name is 'Richard', so I said how could anyone call myself 'diao'."

The focus of this focus does not seem quite right.

Jason rested his forehead with a headache: "Anyway, I heard that you have lost your memory completely? You should put away that driver's license. I guess you don't remember how to drive."

Dick raised his head, blinked innocently, and pocketed his driver's license.

"My dear brother, we shouldn't be the kind of obedient babies, right? Believe me, as long as you take your brother to drive once, he will definitely learn it immediately."

Jason:  …

Jason shook off a ton of goosebumps.

"Stop, stop, let me tell you clearly, our relationship is not that good, you usually call me 'Jason', I just call you 'Dick', there are not so many bullshit words for brother and brother."

Dick, who was almost hit by Jason's index finger, showed an even more innocent expression: "But, you ran away from home to find me, didn't you?"

"No." Jason denied it very decisively.

"Okay, okay," Dick gave up, hugged Natch up and down, and muttered in a low voice, "This is what they said on the Internet, right? Tsundere?"

Jason: ...Sudden stomach pain.