amazingly short legs

Di Yan wanted to see how unlucky he was.

The girl said: "Look at what my brother said, there is a fee, one hundred for a time."

Sheng Bu said: "Do you need money to eat at your house?"

The girl shook her head, "No, the village chief didn't say that you need money for meals."

Sheng Bu took out a hundred, and the girl caught them with a smile, led them into the house, and went to cook by herself.

"Brother, someone is here, get up quickly."

The room responded, Shengbu and the others walked to the door, and before they opened the curtain, they heard a scream.

Bo Yi snapped his fingers: "The hair is caught in the zipper."

Moribe: "I guess eggs."

Di Yan: "Tsk tsk tsk tsk."

A young and strong brother opened the curtain, with a resentful expression on his face, "Every time someone comes to see me, I will do this."

"We paid," Moribe said.

The little brother of the village welcomed them in with pain and joy.

The room was relatively clean, freshly boiled tea was placed on the table, and the price was written on it.

Bo Yi said: "I heard that the red water can't be washed off, where is it stained on your body?"

Since the little brother of the villager posted this incident, he has been watched by many media tourists, and those who are familiar with the road took off his shirt.

The uneven scarlet on the chest is not like the light red of the watercolor pen by the well, but more like it has been smudged several times, so strong that it can smell fishy.

Boyi asked about the situation that day. The villager said the same thing as the toll collector at the intersection. That day when he went to fetch water, the water suddenly boiled, and then the water surface rose and gushed, drenching him all over.

Boyi's expression sank, and Shengbu asked coldly, "Why did you lie?"

The villager's eyes widened suddenly, and he stammered: "I, I am not lying, even if the media came to interview, I said the same thing. If you don't believe me, go back and watch TV."

As he spoke, he picked up the water cup and lowered his head to drink. He was immediately scalded by the hot water that had just boiled. When he let go of his hand, the water spilled out and just poured on his cock. The cup fell to the ground and hit his toe. Brother squatted down in pain, and didn't know where to cover it better.

Di Yan: "Tsk tsk tsk."

Moribe: "I guess the toe hurts."

Boyi was suspicious: "As a man, you should choose the other one without hesitation."

Sheng Bu touched Di Yan's scales, "Too wretched."

In front of Xiaolong, he must maintain a high-spirited, upright, elegant and calm, set an example for Xiaolong, and grow up healthily.

Boyi: "..."

As if it wasn't his guess just now.

After they talked about the pain leisurely, they discussed whether the degree of pain would affect the birth of the next generation. The villager brother looked at them tearfully, "Who are you guys?"

Boyi said, "Why are you lying?"

The younger brother said, "I was the one who asked the question first."

Boyi said: "Male left and female right, no, women first."

The little brother stared at him in surprise, trying to find out from him the conditions for the establishment of women first.

Shengbu found a clean stool and sat down, crossed his slender legs, picked up a glass of water to cool down leisurely, covered it with his arm, and handed it to Di Yan's mouth.

Di Yan sticks out his little tongue, and licks it.

Bo Yi covered her eyes and peeked through her fingers, it was so sweet, today's food is perfect.

The little villager finally came to his senses, "What exactly do you want to know?"

Boyi asked: "Have you recently been pinched in your pants, scalded when you drink water, bad stomach when you eat, can't find paper when you want to go to the toilet, and can't hold your fart when there are people around?"

After finishing the last sentence, Boyi silently covered her nose.

Moribe sat gracefully without responding.

Boyi signaled with his eyes, it smells so bad, can't you smell it?

Neither Shengbu nor Diyan answered, they had held their breath for a long time.

The little brother of the villager blushed, "Are you happy to see me in such a miserable state!" Puff puff——

Shengbu lifted the curtain, strode out, and said calmly, "The weather outside is nice, why don't we come out and chat?"

People gather in the yard, and the yard is open to the air, so the smell will dissipate faster.

Everyone stood face to face, which was a bit embarrassing.

Bo Yi said: "If you were wet by the sprayed well water, your face should be red too, but you didn't, so you lied. And I didn't come to see you laughing, I came to save you. You, do you know why you are so unlucky? Because you touched the blood of the thin fish in the well!"

Villager brother: "I don't know what kind of thin fish. I just said that I was soaked in red water."

Moribe said, "Is the thin fish scary?"

Villager brother: "Yes, yes, there is only one eye."

Villager brother: "..."

Di Yan: "Ai Qing is really smart."

Boyi: "..." Obviously he was the one who frightened him.

Forget it, anyway, he doesn't want to be praised for ice and snow.

The villager brother still wanted to struggle, but Boyi took his little hand and led him to a corner.

Finally, when it was time for lunch, everyone at the table was very happy, only the little villager was sobbing and silently wiping his nose with a panda eye.

Bo Yi moved his wrists. If he had known that using fists was so simple, he would stop talking nonsense.

The little brother of the villager had already stopped crying, but when he saw him raise his hand, he whimpered again.

Boyi put a chicken leg into his bowl, propped her round and lovely cheeks, and said, "Boy, what are you crying about? Come on, be good, open your mouth and eat meat."

The villager brother stared at him in shame and indignation.

After dinner, the girl went to clean up the dishes, while Shengbu and Boyi squatted in the yard to feed the chickens.

"How long are you going to stay at my house, oh!"

Bo Yi said: "This chicken is nearsighted."

Villager brother: "..."

Obviously he was the one who threw the rice at his feet.

Di Yanmi said: "Hurry up and deal with him, hasn't Ai Qing noticed that I haven't spoken for a long time?"

Sheng Bu said, "Close the door and let Boyi go."

Boyi: "..."

He is a sheep, a soft and lovely sheep!Don't use him as a sheepdog!

Boyi started to move his wrist, and the villager brother immediately cried, "I said, I'll say anything, don't hit me."

Boyi stretched out his hand, and the villager screamed.

Boyi patted his head, "Good boy."

"..."

"A month ago, a man suddenly came to the village. He gave me 100 yuan and asked me to take him to a place."

"The well?"

"Well, after he got to the well, he began to mutter words. I was afraid that he would poison the well, so I hid behind a tree and stared at him. When he found that I hadn't left, he said he would give me 1000 yuan."

"What do you want?"

"He said he had dropped something into the well and asked me to help him get it back, and then he was walking around and shining a light into the well with a very special flashlight. When it comes to flashlights, I have to I won’t brag to you... No, let’s talk about it, his thing is shining brightly in the daytime, as if he is holding a ball of light in his hand.”

Boyi and Shengbu looked at each other, Shengbu lowered his head and looked at Diyan, Boyi and Diyan looked at each other again, one person, one dragon and one sheep communicated with each other with their eyes - if you guessed correctly, the light should be The spiritual power of oneself/adult/little dragon being forcibly taken.

"Hey, hey, what's the matter with your eyes, do you think I'm blind, why do you want to look at his bracelet, hey, his bracelet is—"

"And then, let's talk about that fish." Moribe diverted his attention, and put his hands in his trouser pockets.

Villager brother: "Oh, that strange fish is...why did you put up a pos if you disagreed with me, don't hit me, I continued to say that he shined a flashlight into the well, and after a while, there was a It started to boil, and the water turned scarlet. I was startled and wanted to run away, but the man grabbed me and asked me to hold it down. When I saw it, a strange fish jumped out of the well. I and He swarmed up and held down the fish, good guy, that fish is very strong and slippery, and we couldn't hold it down at all. I saw the man hit the strange fish with a flashlight, and the strange fish screamed in pain, so he killed us. Shake it off, and fall into the well again."

Bo Yi grabbed his collar, "And then? What did that man do?"

The little brother looked at him with tears in his eyes: "It's gone, you hit me again."

Sheng Bu said, "Where did that person go?"

The little brother said: "I don't know. I didn't catch the monster. He looked very angry. He picked up the things on the ground and left. Since then, the well has started to boil, and red water is gushing out. I dare not tell the truth. I had to explain to people that I was like that when I got there."

Boyi looked at Shengbu, and Shengbu nodded.

The villagers cried, "Are you planning to kill me? Don't deny it. I saw you winking at him."

Boyi said, "I'm a vegetarian."

They even planned to eat him, and the villagers were even more sad, pointing at Shengbu, weeping: "Then what about him!"

Moribe: "I eat both meat and vegetables."

Villager brother: "..."

Holding the person in his arms, Bo Yi complained to Sheng Bu speechlessly, "Big Daddy, I fainted from fright."

Di Yan slipped from Shengbu's wrist and landed on his shoulder, "Then don't waste it."

Shengbu and Boyi "..."

It doesn't really want to eat people.

Di Yan shook his short beard and squinted at them, "I'm talking about time."