Battle of Virtual Divas

[I always feel that Osamu Dazai and Fyodor are very similar in many ways. 】

Hatsune Miku thought to himself.

[Especially their way of thinking, I can't imitate Fyodor's idealistic "supernatural power guilt theory" formation standard, and I can't analyze the origin of Dazai Osamu's "refreshing suicide" desire, and the only traceable , being able to find something that fits the pattern a little bit is their way of calculating people. 】

This may be because, in most cases, what they need to calculate is the ordinary wisdom of "human beings", not demons and ghosts like each other. They need to consider the wisdom that normal people can achieve, so as long as By inverting the thinking mode of normal people, we can understand part of their planning strategies.

[If it is Osamu Dazai, maybe he just needs to bring himself into it and think about "what would he do if it was him", maybe he can get Fyodor's thinking mode, and even if I try to imitate Fyodor My thinking, when I substitute myself, the final results are usually biased, and sometimes even fall into the mouse's trap in reverse, which may be the drawbacks of some rigid logical formulas. 】

Hatsune Miku looked calm. At this time, she was walking lightly along this corridor. The goal was the elevator leading directly to the chief's office on the top floor. Probably because the number of women in the port mafia was too small, she received many irresponsible Confident eyes.

【Seeing the appearance of a rare girl, I can understand paying too much attention to it. After all, the proportion of men and women in the port mafia is extremely disparate.Among the people passing by just now, there seems to be the "Century Leader" of the black lizard. Should I remind him that his cigarette has burned his fingers. 】

In fact, she didn't quite know why Mori Ogai issued the summons suddenly again. If it was because of their (accurately speaking, only Nakahara Chuya) and Shibusawa Ryuhiko last night's battle, then they could only summon Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya Also, after all, Osamu Dazai was the one who designed everything, and Chuya Nakahara was fighting Shibusawa Ryuhiko. The meaning of her appearance there, besides fighting with Fyodor against the air, is that Zhongyuan Zhong, who was almost runaway, was also run into the ground.

[The power of the Central Plains-kun after his rampage is really not to be underestimated. In order not to let this vest "die" in the Central Plains-kun's rampage, I had to grab Dazai Osamu's collar after a certain dodge, and then put it aside with great interest. Watching the bandage waste device stuffed into the arms of Mr. Zhongyuan.At that time, his expression seemed to be a bit ugly. I think it was probably because I moved too fast, which caused Osamu Dazai to feel a little motion sick. 】

【...Well, by the way, after Zhongyuan-kun woke up, he asked who I was in a daze. I suspect that Zhongyuan-jun's berserk form may also damage the hippocampus and diencephalon where memories are stored. I hope he can recover today. 】

Hatsune Miku sorted out his thoughts, raised his fingers and gently knocked on the door of the leader's office.

"come in."

Mori Ogai's gentle voice sounded, but I don't know if it was an illusion, Hatsune Miku had a strange feeling, Mori Ogai's voice seemed to be mixed with some...expectation?

The guards on both sides dutifully opened the door for her, and Hatsune Miku stepped in with faint doubts.

……

She has actually been to the chief's office several times, and Hatsune Miku has a little understanding of the layout and the characters that will appear here.

For example, the corridor outside the chief's office is covered with a thick red carpet, which hardly makes any noise when walking, while the inside of the office is laid with high-grade floor tiles, which will make a "stomping" sound when stepped on with leather shoes. Dazai Osamu especially likes this kind of voice, he will deliberately increase his footsteps in the chief's office, and Mori Ogai is like a kind old father, and he doesn't say a word to his behavior.

If, on the surface, Mori Ogai treats Osamu Dazai like a kind old father, then when he treats Hatsune Moyu before, he is actually more like a stepmother who hides a knife behind a smile.

At this time, the expression of the "stepmother" was hidden in the shadows, and Mori Ogai clasped his hands and put them in front of the tip of his nose, covering most of his face, and only the meaningful fox eyes could be seen clearly.

Neither of the two spoke first, and it was not until nearly 10 minutes later that Mori Ogai let out a long sigh:

"... What a civilization twintails are. It would be great if Hatsune-chan looked younger."

Hatsune Miku:"……?"

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As a virtual singer who wants to be perfect in all aspects, not only must there be no defects in appearance and skin, but also the body proportions and even the softness of hair should be "perfect" at the level of "excellent" or higher. Therefore, even Hatsune Miku herself, she also likes the touch of curling the twin ponytail hair with her fingers.

At this time, there is one more person who likes this kind of touch.

"Hatsune-chan's hair is really smooth and smooth."

Osamu Dazai circled the tail of his subordinate's hair with great interest, with a strange light in his eyes: "If you can cut Hatsune-chan's hair and weave it into a rope, then using this rope to hang yourself, wouldn't it be the most beautiful thing in the world?" What is the method of suicide?"

Hatsune Miku:"……"

Hatsune Miku immediately moved away vigilantly, then pulled the long green hair out of Dazai Osamu's palm, and turned to stare at the bandaged boss for a few seconds.

[I didn't expect you to be Dazai Osamu who doesn't even let the diva's hair go, I really misjudged you. 】

Being obviously disgusted, Dazai Osamu is not angry at all, he is now extremely interested in his subordinates who are full of secrets, and even his beloved suicide has been temporarily put aside.

"Hatsune-chan~"

He held his face with a smile, and asked in a tone that sounded like Grandma Wolf was kidnapping Little Red Riding Hood:

"What is that number on your arm?"

"..."

What Osamu Dazai was referring to should be the particularly conspicuous red "01" printed on the outside of Hatsune Miku's arm, which looks like the code of some product or the number of the experimental subject.

【...This is a difficult question to explain. If I have to say it, it should be considered the factory settings. 】

Hatsune Miku: "Ordinary tattoos."

"...That's right."

Osamu Dazai was probably stunned for a moment, but maybe he guessed that he could only get such an answer, so he didn't say anything, but stood up, walked a few steps towards his desk, then turned around, He leaned back lazily.

"So this 'ordinary tattoo', besides Hatsune-chan, does anyone else have a similar one? For example '02', or '03'?"

["02" is Kagamine Rin and Kagamine Ren, and "03" is Patrol Music. Osamu Dazai asked me this kind of question at such a time. I seriously doubt that he actually found out something. 】

Hatsune Miku blinked calmly.

[However, even if he finds out something, "Hatsune Miku" has nothing to do with them. 】

So she kept her expression unchanged and said perfunctorily, "I don't know."

Osamu Dazai may have thought that his subordinates would perfunctory him, and he did not show annoyed expression. Instead, he still stared at his subordinates with great interest, leaned back and sat on the desk, his dangling legs were like small He waved dishonestly like a child, and after a while, he said casually:

"I found out earlier that the 'Luka the Fraudster' eight years ago also had such an ordinary tattoo on her arm, but it was different from Hatsune-chan's. Her tattoo was '03' which was placed further back. "

Hatsune Miku raised his head and glanced at Osamu Dazai, his expression didn't change, as if he was asking "So", this kind of indifferent reaction, as if he heard something that had nothing to do with him.

"Sigh." Facing this kind of uncooperative attitude, Dazai Osamu sighed connivingly, as if spoiling his domineering younger sister: "Since Hatsune-chan is unwilling to answer, then I won't ask, who asked Hatsune-chan to answer?" Is it such a cute girl?"

[If you really gave me special treatment because "Hatsune Miku" is a girl, then last night, you wouldn't have deliberately asked me to face the runaway Nakahara-kun just to test my strength up. 】

Hatsune Miku thought.

[Nakahara-kun even injured the hippocampus and diencephalon due to the sequelae of the rampage, resulting in loss of memory, which is all Dazai Osamu's fault. 】

There is no need to consider whether Chuya Nakahara's memory was damaged or he was too shocked. In short, "the source of all mistakes" Dazai Osamu did not continue this topic, because it was obvious that his subordinates were not prepared to answer at all. Of course, what he asked The intention may not be to need an answer either.

Osamu Dazai turned to mention other things that Hatsune Miku was more concerned about: "Baltiska's illusionist will appear in the range of Shibusawa Tatsuhiko's ability yesterday, at least one thing can be confirmed."

He said: "Our 5000 billion should be all together."

[If this is the case, starting from the discovery of the illusionist yesterday, we will soon take action to snatch the 5000 billion from the illusionist Baltiska. This is already clear to each other The information is gone, why did Osamu Dazai bring it up again? 】

Hatsune Miku felt a little doubtful.

【What exactly does he want to say? 】

"Military police acted early because they had a very important piece of information."

Osamu Dazai smiled, he turned his head, and looked at his subordinate's green eyes, the iris-colored pupils were dark, and there was no light in his eyes.

"Last night, intelligence personnel discovered that members of Pengelie had appeared in Yokohama, and the confirmed news today is that the person in charge of Pengelie's stationing in Yokohama is a subordinate of the consultant outside the door, and the guard of the Balian assassination force. The child of the rainbow codenamed Viper, Mammon."

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