Battle of Virtual Divas

"Is it an ordinary person brought into the circle of protection by a magician..." Emiya Kiritsugu pondered for a moment.

"Forget it." He decided to give up modifying Hattori Heiji's memory. Anyway, they didn't do anything that would be noticed when they appeared here. This dark-skinned teenager forgets, but it is only in the range of "both", and there is no difference between the two choices.

Emiya Kiritsugu planned to confuse Hattori Heiji's memory at the beginning, and it was only because he noticed where this guy's eyes fell—just like the little boy who stared at him at the station, this guy definitely noticed that he had used With a sniper rifle, the little boy is in charge of the twins who devoured the "evil of this world", I believe there is no need to worry too much, then Emiya Kiritsugu pays more attention to this young man whose words will have more weight.

——But this is all based on the fact that "Hattori Heiji is indeed an ordinary person". For ordinary people, Emiya Kiritsugu's attitude is indeed "to hide the existence of magic from being discovered", but if he starts from From the beginning, it belonged to the protection range of other magicians... Then Emiya Kiritsugu didn't need to pay too much attention.

"Magician?" Hattori Heiji asked blankly, "What magician?"

Emiya Kiritsugu did not intend to tell him what kind of group of people "magicians" are, but gestured to his adopted son: "He is probably investigating the person who buried the cat corpse, Shirou, according to your Do whatever you want."

"Oh well."

The brown-red haired little boy nodded. He also received his adoptive father's message that he no longer needs to use confusion magic, so Emiya Shirou turned around and stared at Hattori Heiji who obviously didn't understand anything. Then he tilted his head and said:

"So, big brother, are you going to see it?"

"What are you looking at?" Hattori Heiji asked subconsciously.

"Go and see where the stray cats are buried."

Emiya Shirou put the bow and arrow back behind his back, wiped his sweaty forehead, and put down the rolled up cuffs that exposed the burn scars, and then continued:

"There is also a summoning array that failed to draw."

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"A watch that can fire anesthesia needles, a voice changer disguised as a bow tie, take a closer look, when you are extremely nervous, your hand will subconsciously touch the belt..."

Dazai Osamu squatted down, put his face on his back, and smiled like a sunflower that was stained black after being splashed with paint:

"Little brother, the equipment on you is not something that an ordinary good boy should have?"

Stared at by the dark kite eyes, Conan couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of nervous saliva in his throat—the anesthesia needle has already been used, and he can't come up with many methods now. The combination of foot strength-enhancing shoes and football belt will It is a method of confrontation, but the key is to have enough distance to play. It is absolutely impossible to face-to-face like the current one that can almost touch with a raised hand.

And there was a more serious question, and Conan's back began to ooze cold sweat again.

He couldn't tell who this guy with the bandages on his face was, from the initial "resurrection" of feigning death, to using a towel roll to pretend to be a pistol, and what couldn't be ignored was that he had just identified the murderer at Uncle Maori. When he said casually, "If I kill someone, that person's body will not even be found one day", and the two "Peng Lie Seafood Company Chairman and Department Director" who have terror and oppression showed their love for him. Familiar with.

Just being the chairman of a seafood company who claims to have "used to dig oil in Antarctica" is already outrageous. Conan's trust in the two of them is almost zero, not to mention the guy in front of him who is full of doubts - a minor who can become a logistician. The company's HR manager?Even if it's a false identity, it's too brazen, right?

The only thing that can be called good news now is only one thing. Conan thinks that the people in the black organization will never act so recklessly and arrogantly. Out of curiosity... Although this guy is probably not a good person.

"Because, because I'm a detective..." Conan said awkwardly.

After being found with all kinds of equipment and eavesdropping on the phone call "It is true that he is solving the case for Kogoro Mori", if he still insists on saying "I'm just a child", then there is nothing wrong with it. Believable, instead of pretending to be an innocent child, it is better to reveal a little difference, after all, the possibility of being a "genius boy" is greater than "becoming a child", and he has already mastered a certain instinct. Conan, who shouldn't be a detective's deception skill, thought so.

"Hey——" Osamu Dazai elongated his tone: "Are you already a detective at a young age? It's really amazing. According to what I heard before, little brother, you have been helping that famous detective uncle handle cases all the time, right? "

As he said that, he put his wrist in front of his face, and made a movement of aiming with the dial: "Just like this '咻——' click! That uncle has become a famous detective of [Sleeping]."

Osamu Dazai emphasized the pronunciation of the word "sleep", and then put his hands together with a smile. Conan paid attention to see if there were any calluses on his hands, but since his hands were tightly wrapped in bandages, he still couldn't see anything. Unable to tell, he heard Osamu Dazai's tone become meaningful again: "Being able to do this to this extent, I even wonder if you are a dwarf who stopped growing, or was temporarily suspended by some wonderful ability. ...If it is really an elementary school student, then even I would be amazed by the wisdom."

"Because, because I always go to the scene of the crime with my uncle, and the big brothers who are detectives will also teach me the skills to solve the case..." Conan continued to struggle: "So I have learned a lot, and I can also be like This solves the case..."

"Is that so?" Osamu Dazai was unmoved: "In my opinion, little brother, you are more like a mature soul stuffed into a child's body, for example, rejuvenate?"

Conan: "..."

Conan felt like his heart was in his throat. What's going on with this guy? Did he read the script? !Normal people wouldn't doubt "rejuvenation" right?What's more, what kind of soul and body, didn't he warn himself not to be superstitious before?What are you talking about now!

"It's really interesting." Osamu Dazai started talking to himself again: "If it wasn't for the obvious difference, and the emotional changes that are very in line with human beings, and your voice sounds like there are no current fluctuations, otherwise I might Everyone thinks that Fuyuki is the place to mass-produce artificial humans."

What is this guy talking about?

Conan was full of doubts. He completely felt that he could not understand the meaning revealed in Osamu Dazai's words, or if he thought about it boldly, did this guy with a bandage on his face suddenly suffer from a second-class illness?

"How about it." Osamu Dazai snapped his fingers suddenly: "Little brother, I ask you a question, how about you answer it?"

Conan: "Can I not answer?"

Dazai smiled and said nothing.

Conan: "...Big brother, you can ask."

"Isn't that good?" Osamu Dazai smiled, then cleared his throat, stretched out a finger and shook it: "Then, please listen to the question!"

His kite-colored eyes narrowed slightly, and Osamu Dazai asked: "If your sister Xiaolan said to you, 'Conan, go to the convenience store and buy a piece of dark chocolate, and if you see white chocolate, buy two pieces', and you The convenience store saw white chocolate, what would you buy back?"

Conan: "..."

This, what kind of weird mentally handicapped problem is this?Did he really make fun of himself as a primary school student?

Conan hesitated, "One piece of dark chocolate, two pieces of white chocolate?"

"Oh." Dazai Osamu's expression changed from interest to boredom at a speed visible to the naked eye: "It's okay, let's go."

Before the words fell to the ground, he straightened up swiftly, without taking a look, turned around and left without hesitation, the hem of the long black trench coat almost fell on Conan's face.

Conan: "..."

What's the matter with this guy? ! !

Looking at the figure who turned his face faster than a book and walked away without any hesitation, Conan was dumbfounded.

That's it, is it over?He was so nervous and scared, the clothes on his back were drenched in cold sweat, his brain was running fast to fight wits with this guy, but because of the problem of one piece of dark chocolate and two pieces of white chocolate, this guy didn't hesitate gone?Are you not even interested in discovering that "elementary school students are the brains behind a famous detective"? !

Then this guy deliberately took himself out of the room before, and his attitude of "pressing questions"...what was it for? !

Conan fell into confusion.

……

Before Dazai Osamu's subordinates disappeared, and not long after Dazai Osamu took over the airborne subordinates, such an incident happened once.

"Hatsune-kun, I want to eat crab bento. As a qualified subordinate, you should go and buy me a box right now." Osamu Dazai ordered lazily, lying on his desk.

The onion-haired subordinate obediently put down the pen that was sliding on the paper, and got up to complete the boss's willful request. At this moment, Osamu Dazai rolled his exposed eyes again, "If you see that there are still canned crab meat, Just buy two boxes and come back."

The subordinate who was accustomed to silence nodded, opened the door and left without saying a word.

...After more than ten minutes, Hatsune Moyan brought back two boxes of crab meat bento.

Osamu Dazai looked at the two boxes of bento neatly stacked on the table, and was silent for a long time before he figured out the thinking mode of his new subordinate.

Osamu Dazai: "Hatsune-kun, have you seen the canned crab meat?"

Hatsune said silently: "I see."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Buy a box of bento crab meat, and if you see canned crab meat, buy two boxes...Faced with this kind of request, if you are a normal person, you should bring back a box of bento crab meat and two boxes of canned crab meat, right?Did Hatsune-kun actually think with a completely mechanical way of thinking?

"Hatsune-kun...forget it." Osamu Dazai sighed hesitantly: "Remember to learn more from me in the future."

Unknown large figures: "...Oh."

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"Lian Jun, can you tell me what you and Ling Jiang have been doing for the past four years?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi asked in the most sincere tone. He was sitting on the far right side of the leather sofa at this time, leaving a large space for his left and right hands who had been bitten to death by his Yunshou. Kagamine stood obediently. In front of him, blinking blue eyes that were slightly fluorescent in the dim light looked at him.

Prison Temple Hayato was originally thrown on the carpet near the corner, but Tsunayoshi Sawada's companion Ai found out, and moved the innocent Arashimori who was lying on the gun to the sofa. Hibari Kyouya didn't say anything about this, and he was still busy solving it Four plump and juicy oranges.

[It was active in another capacity, and it almost came true—but this kind of thing must not be told to Sawada Tsunayoshi. 】

So Kagamine thought about it seriously.

[When facing Tsunayoshi Sawada, you cannot lie, because his "super intuitive sense" can easily distinguish lies from truth, so at this time, the art of language is particularly important.What Tsunayoshi Sawada is asking about is what happened during the four years between "Kagamine Ren and Kagamine Rin". It has nothing to do with Kamui Rakubu or Hatsune Silence, so this also means that I can answer him truthfully. The problem. 】

"Sleeping."

The one with a golden ponytail tilted his head.

"And digest energy."

"Digest energy?" Tsunayoshi Sawada repeated, then pressed his knuckles against his jaw, lost in thought.

Lian Jun didn't lie, Sawada Tsunayoshi's super intuition told him that the friends who didn't grow up told the truth-then it is necessary to think carefully about this.

The answer to "Sleeping" is basically the same as Pengelie's internal speculation. Since it has been confirmed that the Kagamine twins are indeed artificial humans of unknown forces, the so-called "disappearance" is likely to be "recovered".

"Recycling" should have two processing methods, one is the "destruction" of useless items. They once deeply doubted the possibility of this processing method, but now that the Kagamine twins have reappeared, this possibility It can be excluded and replaced by the second processing method that is generally considered to be "storage".

Just like normal people would put away things that are temporarily unused, for artificial humans that are temporarily unused, there is a great possibility that they will be temporarily sealed.In other words, for an artificial human with normal human functions, what can be done is to put it into a deep sleep, which is indeed within Sawada Tsunayoshi's expectations.

But "digest energy"...?

Tsunayoshi Sawada asked: "What energy is digested?"

Kagamine blinked and replied:

"The evil of this world."

……

[From now on, all preparations have been completed. 】

The lights in Hibari Kyoya's room were not turned on, but the relatively clean presidential suite has glass windows with good lighting, which even looks a bit like the floor-to-ceiling glass of a high-end office. It's enough to see the situation inside the house clearly—it's just that it's the time when the sun goes down, and the light coming in from the window is limited, making the room appear dim.

["The Evil of This World" has appeared twice in the past four years, and when it appeared for the second time, it was witnessed by almost all forces, so it is no longer a secret belonging to magicians. The information about the evil in this world is not an overly difficult requirement.And once Vengley connects the news from two years ago with the present, their hostility to Gilgamesh is already an unmistakable prophecy—if things happen more compactly, everything will end probably tomorrow night. 】

"Kyoya Hibari."

The blond loli with a white bow ribbon on her head put her hands behind her back and said to Peng Gelie Yunshou, who had black hair and phoenix eyes:

"It's time, we're leaving."

The author has something to say: Zai asked Conan's questions, which can actually be used to identify programmers, and the answers that programmers will give are Brother Cong's answers... This is a meme...

Many people are coming together soon, the black-skinned Kansai detective + righteous partner father and son at the other end, Conan + Mapo at the other end, and Peng Gelie who was unknowingly brought into the ditch as a coolie...

In addition, the worst is actually Winky.

感谢在2020-07-1823:57:05~2020-07-1923:53:28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: as long as I run fast enough, I will chase 52 bottles; Charis 10 bottles; Anding 9 bottles; Qishui 滺滺 2 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!