Oops!The orc boss wants to attack me

"Luo, what's wrong with you?" Luo's mother looked at her drenched son and asked worriedly

"Mom! What should I do?" Luo looked up in confusion

"Luo, why are you crying?" Luo's mother took some tissues to wipe Luo

"Mom, I really like him, I didn't realize how much I like him until now"

"If Luo likes it, go get him back." Luo's mother stroked Luo's face

"But, mother, he's holding a blind date banquet today, it's too late." Luo's tears became more intense

"Er..." According to the tradition of the orcs, once the blind date is successful, the orcs will go straight to the bridal chamber and make up for the wedding. Mother Luo doesn't know how to comfort her

"Why don't you change your partner, Luo!" After thinking for a long time, Luo's mother only came up with this idea

"... "

"Luo, why do you like him? Is it because you are moved? If it's just like that, it's better to let him go and hurt innocent people." Luo's mother persuaded

"No, it's not because I was moved. I love Qi. It's the boss, not the young master of the Yin clan. I admit that what the young master of the Yin clan did is very touching, but because it is Qi, I will be touched and feel distressed." Luo grabbed the clothes at the heart

"You haven't been with him very long"

"I've never been so embarrassed. When I went to the Yin clan to ask for help, I was so tired that I was dying, but I still insisted on it. At that time, I could only get a little respite by Qi's side. It was at that time that Qi's gentleness made me gradually fall, which is ridiculous. I always thought it was just because of guilt." Luo pulled the corners of his mouth and smiled helplessly.

"Little master, if you want to go to the hermit clan, I have a way." Xiao Er who had been ignored in the corner stretched out her paw silently

"Xiaoer, what can you do?"

"Little master, have you forgotten how I returned to the Yun clan? I robbed a helicopter belonging to the Yin clan and took a skilled pilot with it." Xiao Er pointed at the orc who was gobbling up on the dining table

Luo looked at the orc with bright eyes

Orc: Chick!Don't look at me, I'm just a helpless, poor and weak little pig

"I won't go back, I won't go back if I die, I'll be beaten to death if I go back" the orc hugged the square pillar and didn't let go

"You take me back, when I get back together with Qi, you will be a great hero, not to mention punishing you, Qi will definitely give you an official promotion." Luo Song let go of the orc and lured him

The orc's ears moved, "Are you saying that you can really get a bonus? My salary is too low, only [-] beast coins a month, not enough to feed my wife, and I can't even save it."

Xiao Er: My fucking monthly salary is only three thousand and two

"Not only will I give you a bonus, I will also give you a big red envelope." Luo smiled harmlessly

"Okay, okay, let's go." The simple orc was tricked into getting on the helicopter, and Luo didn't feel guilty at all.

"What kind of orc do you think Qi needs to be able to enter Qi's eyes? How can there be so many female and male beasts out there that can't compare to a single orc? It's gone!" The glamorous female beast smashed the marble table in front of her with one palm.

"Your son's heart has already flown." Hui did not hold back muttering

"Hui, what are you talking about!" The female beast stomped on the ground and a piece of shattered marble flew straight towards Hui.

"Ouch!" Hui Hui, an orc who dodged a stone and fell behind him,

Hui glanced at his partner who had suffered for him and felt sorry for a second, "Ma'am, the young patriarch is different from ordinary people, and being able to have sex with the young patriarch is also considered an advantage."

"Bang" the female kicked another stone mercilessly and hit the target this time.

Hui got up from the ground, "Ma'am, the person whom the young patriarch likes has a beautiful face."

"He's not the only one who is good-looking in this world, don't you think the prince of the Peacock tribe is also pretty good-looking?" The female beast sat on the chair and raised her legs

"Prince Peacock's appearance is indeed outstanding, but the figure of the Peacock tribe is too slender and thin, which does not meet the aesthetic requirements of the young patriarch!" Hui said as tactfully as possible, but in fact he wanted to say: delicate and weak, easy to overthrow and unable to resist sleep

“Princess Bear Patriarch is also pretty good”

"Ma'am, the bear clan is too strong, you see that the eldest princess's arms are thicker than the young patriarch's legs." In fact, Hui wanted to say: the muscles are too hard to chew

“The Rat Lady is also very good”

"Ma'am, the young patriarch's body is a snake, and the mouse clan lady is too timid." In fact, Hui Hui wanted to say: If you enter the bridal chamber, you will probably have a funeral

"Then the general of the snake tribe, it just so happens that the races are all the same." The female beast seemed a little impatient

"Ma'am, the race is the same, but the general of the snake tribe is too cold and indifferent to everything except studying books." In fact, Hui wants to say: Ha! Putting two pieces of wood together can feel the coldness of winter in summer

"There are people from the fox clan, and the fox clan is not very enthusiastic and unrestrained, and they are also glamorous."

"Ma'am, the female beast from the fox tribe was found to be more than one month pregnant during the physical examination yesterday." In fact, Hui wanted to say: This hat is shiny green

"Why, my son can't find a partner other than that Yun clan beastman?" The female beast widened her beautiful eyes

"Ma'am, the young patriarch doesn't want to come out," the attendant outside the door came in to report

"Back to him, if he doesn't come out, you will drag him out. You must find an orc for him today."

"Ma'am, sir, the patriarch said it," the guard faltered

"What did he say"

"The young patriarch said that he can come out, but all the unselected orcs will be thrown to feed the unicorns." The guard's voice became smaller and smaller

"In any case, trick him out first." The female beast rubbed her brows

"Ma'am, the young patriarch has already notified the orcs who came to the blind date about this matter, and also sent secret guards to sit in the venue." The guards didn't dare to raise their heads at all.

"What, what!"

let's turn our eyes back

"Xiaoer, how long is it?" Luo seemed a little impatient.

"Little master, the speed of helicopters is much slower than that of fighter jets, so that the hermits may need to wait until night," Xiaoer replied weakly

"Night" Luo bit his lower lip

"Little master, do you think that young master Yin will have ended the blind date at that time? If so, what should we do?"

"then"

"Noisy!"

"Hole!"

"Room!" Luo said word by word.

Well let's turn our eyes back!Killing is enough

"Now let's invite the first orc on a blind date, the Bear Patriarch Princess, to perform her talents, and the applause rang out."

There were sparse applause on the court under the strange pressure

long time no one played

"Let's have the bear patriarch princess"

"Come and take a look," the female beast on the main seat said

After a long time, the guard came back, "Ma'am, the Bear Patriarch Princess was injured during a sparring with the servants and is currently being bandaged."

"Then let the princess come back after dressing up, we have plenty of time to wait." The female beast sat upright

Half an hour later

"Report to Madam, the bear clan wizard has improperly treated the bear clan chief princess, who is bleeding heavily and is currently being rescued." The guards rushed over

The female beast froze for a moment and waved her hand, "Forget it, let the wizard help me, and let the next orc come on stage."

"Let's invite the second blind date orc orc, a lady of the rat race, to show off her talent, let's give you warm applause."

"..." Another tens of seconds of silence

"Is the famous lady of the Rat Race here? Come and claim her husband." The announcer tried his best to be enthusiastic, but everyone else looked up at him with the eyes of a strong man

"Go and see"

"Tell Madam, the famous lady of the Rat Race has not eaten properly and has diarrhea, and now she is going to the toilet, so it is inconvenient for her to play," the guard replied respectfully.

"Then wait a few minutes."

Three hours have passed...

"Is the lady of the Rat Clan still not alright?" the female beast angrily slapped the table

"Husband, ma'am, the famous lady of the Rat Clan has collapsed and fainted"

The "next" female gnashes her teeth

"I invite the third blind date orc snake general to come on stage." Those who announce the curtain dare not make mistakes. This look is really scary.

"I invite the Snake Clan General"

"It's not good, it's not good" A girl with a snake tail ran onto the stage

"The patriarch of the hidden clan, my general is missing," the snake-tailed girl cried

"The guards are going to investigate," Qi said indifferently

an hour has passed...

"The patriarch has been found" The guards came back with the general of the snake clan

"Since the general of the snake tribe is back, let's start." The female beast sits in the main seat

"Husband, I'm afraid Madam can't do it anymore." The guard lowered his head and wanted to bury himself.

"How to say?"

"When we found the general of the Snake Clan, the general was, was, fighting in the field!" the guard said to himself, you can't see me, you can't see me

"..." The audience was silent

"The patriarch of the Yin clan is very sorry, and the estrus period will come earlier. I accidentally swallowed the unicorn fruit when I was confused, and now I am afraid that a fetus has been planted in my belly." The general of the snake clan clasped his hands and bowed very politely

"I don't take people's love, you go away." Qi still has nothing to do with it

"Thank you" General Snake Clan left the field calmly

When going out, an orc rushed up next to him and held the general in his arms, "Brother, what's the matter?"

"Nothing, let's go back!"

"Let's invite the fourth blind date orc, the beauty of the fox tribe, to come on stage." The voice of the orc who announced the scene in a quiet atmosphere was particularly loud

"Directly invite" the female animal is already very impatient

"Ma'am, I'm afraid I can't invite you."

"What's going on here!" The female beast was about to go berserk

"Madam Fox's beauty's maid said she gave birth ahead of schedule and has been sent to the waiting room." This guard has a good psychological quality, at least he can look straight ahead without blushing or panting.

"Isn't she only pregnant for one month?" The female animal said that she was frightened

"Yes, the beauty of the fox family said that she is not going to leave the waiting room just in case the child is born"

"That's all, that's all, the next one" the female beast Xi Shi held her heart together

"Please invite the fifth blind date orc to play"

"Report Ma'am, the deer tribe orcs said that they yearn for a free life and are away from the tribe, so it is inconvenient to participate in the blind date banquet."

"What! My son is so unbearable, isn't he, avoid each of them, don't blame me for being rude if the next orc doesn't play again" the female beast kicked down the table angrily

"Yes, please invite the next blind date orc to play"

The venue resounded with the sound of silk and bamboo, and a man in a tulle dancer costume went barefoot

Long hair shawls down the shoulders, and the fiery red tulle upper body is half-hidden and faintly visible dancing to the music

"This guy is not bad, is he from that group?" The female beast looked at the dancing man below with great satisfaction.

"Um, ma'am, this is" Gray faltered

The strange face on the side is like black charcoal

Set the time back to two 10 minutes ago

When it landed, it was already dark, but when Luo felt the banquet hall was stopped,

"I'm sorry that you are forbidden to enter without an invitation letter." The guard stopped him very politely (does he dare to be rude?)

"Please let me in, I have something very important"

"Sorry young lady, Madam has ordered the orcs of the Yun clan not to enter," the guard said while stepping back to the side

"Don't enter, don't enter." The two guards retreated to open the door

"Thank you" Luo pulled Xiaoer and ran inside

"Hey, hey, hey! Young lady, you can't go in, you can't go in," the guard shouted pretendingly outside

"Stop" the guard outside the door stopped Luo

"No entry without an invitation," the guard said mercilessly

"It's good for you to let us in, big brother! Your young master will give you promotions and salary bonuses." Xiao Er has learned how to lure hermit orcs

"I am Madam's secret guard, I will not belong to the young supervisor." The guard, Mu Shi, was unmoved

I feel like I’ve been chatted to death today, Xiao Er’s whole body is numb

"I won't go, I won't go, I belong to Luo, the number one orc of the Yun clan, and I won't go to the blind date banquet even if I die." A beautiful young man beat and kicked his servant

"My lord, it's been ten years, why haven't you given up yet! Your majesty said that you must marry off this year or marry one back." The servant was very helpless but he didn't dare to resist and could only suffer

"I don't care, I don't care"

"Master, Yunzu Luo said that he would not consider being with you unless you grow stronger." The servant had no choice but to throw out his trump card

The young man collapsed immediately and squeezed his biceps, "I tried my best, I eat big fish every day, but I don't gain any muscle."

"My lord, what's the use of eating, you need to exercise! Seeing that your belly is coming out, you still don't want to go for a run."

"Can you blame me! Can you blame me! Whenever I want to run, you stop me. It means that Luo will not want me after the sun is too sunburned, or that I will get sick and become thinner if I get wet in the rain. Well, I will When I went out to run, the switch kept tripping, I was afraid of the dark, sobbing." The young man couldn't help sobbing

"The prince doesn't know how to eat less."

"Isn't it because your cooking is so delicious, I can't help it! Now that my belly is out, when will I be able to get married with Luo?" The boy pointed at the servant and complained.

"..." I heard from a long distance that someone was plotting against me and I don't know whether I should be happy or not, but I can take advantage of it! (ω｀)

"Is it possible to enter with an invitation card?" Luo looked at the guard and asked

"Yes!"

"Wait" Luo tidied up his clothes, I don't mind using them for beauty tricks

"Hi! Little guy" Luo leaned on the Peacock Prince

"Luo! Ah! Ah~" The Peacock Prince perfectly displayed a tenor

"Little guy, borrow something from you, the kind that won't return~" Luo raised the peacock prince's chin

"Excuse me, I will give you whatever you want." The peacock prince looked at Luo with staring eyes.

"Good boy! Let me borrow your invitation." Luo scratched the Peacock Lord's chin

"Here, I'll give it all to you, hehehe (﹃)" The Peacock Prince's meager IQ is basically gone

"My lord, you can't explain to the king like this." The servant was very helpless but didn't intend to stop him

"It's okay, it's okay to marry someone! I'll get married, huh" the peacock prince was slobbering (.) and he took out the invitation from his bosom and handed it to Luo.

"Thank you, little guy." Luo winked at Lord Peacock, waved his sleeves and left without taking a cloud

"Oh! My Luo is so handsome~"

"My lord, please accept your expression, you have already gone away." The servant felt that his lord was a bit embarrassing

"So handsome!" The Peacock Prince not only has an IQ, but his hearing is not online anymore.

Luo took the invitation but did not enter the banquet hall immediately, but left temporarily to prepare some necessities to go

Luo (.) wearing revealing clothes (obviously wearing pants on the lower body, huh!) is dancing, and the red makeup on the better face is a little less heroic and a little more charming. It's not so much a cat. It's better to say that this has become a seductive fox

a gust of wind blows

Qi took off his coat and put it on Luo's body, hugged Luo and ran away, ran away?

"Yes, are you in such a hurry!" The female beast looked at her impolite son in a daze

"Ma'am, this is! Young Madam" Although Hui Hui didn't want to destroy the dream of the female beast, he still poured cold water on it.

"what!!!!"