The day when you talk about monsters is blind

"It's enough for you two! Is meow meow interesting?" Gao Suo was furious, "I don't even add me to such a comfortable sunbathing activity!"

Wen An: "..."

"Oh, then don't meow, meow, you and your master come to bask in the sun together, at this time, the temperature is just right, I feel like my bones are going to be crispy, oh, it's meow again, sorrysorry ~But! You can't bask in the prototype like us! I hate dogs! Rhubarb! I'm going to lie on you!"

"If you want to lie down, lie down," Da Huang opened his bloody mouth and yawned, "It's really sleepy to bask in the sun."

Rhubarb rolled on the ground, then climbed up onto Xiao Huang lightly and deftly, and said to Xiao Huang with a smile, "Congratulations, you understand the true meaning of basking in the sun, that's what it looks like!"

"Well, okay. Huh? Why is Gao Suo's nose red?" Xiao Huang saw a little red on Gao Suo's face with sharp eyes, "It looks so funny hahahaha!"

Gao Suo grinned at Xiao Huang with a ferocious expression, and rolled up his sleeves as if to fight.But his eyes started to stare at his nose unconsciously, and he stuck out his tongue to lick his nose...

"Hahahahaha, this stupid dog is so stupid! Hahahaha!" Rhubarb mocked Gao Suo unceremoniously. It's gone! Still want to lick your nose with your tongue? Hahahahaha!"

Gao Suo was furious: "...I didn't! I just want to see what's wrong with my nose!"

Wen An: "..."

Gao Suo finally remembered that he was in human form, and reached out his hand to touch his nose like a human being. When he felt a little residual blood, he wiped it casually with his sleeve, and glanced at his face very quickly. Nose, finally nodded in satisfaction on his own: "It's gone now!"

"Hahahahaha! Stupid dogs are stupid! Xiao Huang! Look at how stupid he is! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Stupid dog is just stupid! Meow!" Da Huang rolled on Xiao Huang's back disregarding his image, and began to meow meow. Yelling, obviously out of laughter.

"Hahahahaha! Although I also think it's funny! But Dahuang! He seems to be going crazy! But it's still very funny hahahaha!" Xiao Huang obediently lay on the ground, but unconsciously made a gurgling sound , His stomach was trembling, and he looked like he was still laughing.

Gao Suo was obviously very angry, and said with a ferocious face: "Enough of you! Who is stupid? You are stupid! A stupid cat and a stupid tiger just make a pair! If you have the ability to single out! Come on! You guys! I'm not afraid of anyone! Smile, smile! Laugh, fart!"

Wen An held back his smile, and patted Gao Suo on the back comfortingly: "Xiao Suo, you are not stupid, you are the smartest! So Xiao Suo, don't worry about this!"

After Wen An opened his mouth, Da Huang and Xiao Huang looked at him seriously: "Oh, Gao Suo said you are blind? These eyes... are they gray? Are they cataracts?"

Gao Suo bared his teeth and sneered immediately after hearing this: "This is blindness! Heavenly blindness! Have you never seen or heard of this! It's terrible to be uneducated! It really is the ultimate pairing of a stupid cat and a stupid tiger! They are so stupid !"

Xiao Huang glanced at Gao Suo, and grinned at him in anger.

But Da Huang ignored his words at all, turned his head and asked Wen An directly: "What happened to Gao Suo today? His IQ dropped so badly! Did he take the wrong medicine? Hahahaha! I am so happy to see him being stupid. ! That's right, Xiao Huang!"

Xiao Huang laughed loudly, pulled Rhubarb off his back, and then lazily leaned against it to bask in the sun: "Gao Suo is a little silly today, hahaha! He was only a little silly before, but he can be silly now. a ha ha ha!"

"You! You!"

Gao Suo's face turned red with anger, and he wanted to change back to his original form to fight with them, but Wen An stopped him first: "Xiao Suo, don't make trouble! They are teasing you, If you really fight with them, you will be fooled by them!"

Of course Xiao Huang knew that Wen An was helping them avoid a tragedy, but they still laughed unscrupulously.

Gao Suo still looked sullen, his eyes were wide open, but he listened to what Wen An said, so he sat cross-legged on the ground and looked at Huang Xiaohuang from a distance, staring at each other.

Wen An knew that Gao Suo was making trouble, so he let him go. After thinking about it, he thought it would be better to explain, so he turned around and said tactfully in the direction of Da Huang and Xiao Huang: "Uh...Xiao Suo is sick. , a little fever so..."

Rhubarb suddenly realized, "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" replied repeatedly: "So that's the case, I understand, he burned out——"

"Uh, uh, uh, uh, uuuuuuuuuuu!" When Gao Suo wanted to rush over to fight with Huang and Xiaohuang again, Xiao Huang nimbly covered Da Huang's mouth with his paw: "Hey, Da Huang is just joking." What! Gao Suo, don’t worry about it!”

When Da Huang bared his teeth and claws to get rid of Xiao Huang's claws, Xiao Huang whispered in Da Huang's ear: "Hey! Didn't you see that he was really angry! Although it is said that cats and dogs are not the same, but just a few words is enough." Come on! We can't let Gao Suo be too embarrassing in front of his master! If his master doesn't want him, he has nowhere to go, so what if he runs to our house to eat and drink!"

Da Huang thought about it seriously for a while, and finally twisted his body uncomfortably, and nodded awkwardly.

Wen An: "..."

Gao Suo: "..."

Gao Suo said angrily: "My An'an will always want me! He belongs to me! I belong to him! Don't try to sow discord! I don't care for such a broken land like yours!"

"Whose house are you talking about?! We have beautiful mountains, clear waters, singing birds and flowers, which is much better than the turbid air in the city?! If you want to say that the house is broken!" Rhubarb's eyes widened in anger, and his beard was raised high. "It's as if we don't care how much you live in my house!? You dogs are so self-righteous!!"

"How can we dogs be self-righteous!? It's your cats who are always arrogant!"

"We are noble cats! I really can't communicate with stupid cats like you!"

"How stupid are we dogs! You must explain this clearly to me!"

So Gao Suo and Rhubarb had a fierce quarrel over the question of whether cats have higher IQs or dogs have higher IQs...

Wen An: "..."

Xiao Huang: "..."

Xiao Huang looked puzzled: "...Isn't it said that a Caucasian dog should be calm? He looks like this..."

Wen An smiled awkwardly and said, "It's probably because of the fever... Uh, I've become a little childish..."

Hearing this, Gao Suo turned his head and yelled at him with a ferocious face: "Where is it?! It's the cat on the opposite side, it's so annoying!"

Wen An was taken aback by him, thought for a while and said: "Stop arguing, didn't you invite your friends to play? If you keep arguing, won't there be no fun?"

Gao Suo twisted his face and thought seriously for a long time, and finally closed his mouth obediently; while Da Huang calmly controlled himself with his little head under Xiao Huang's thousands of times of comforting along his hair. words and deeds.

Big Huang and Xiao Huang got enough sun and turned into human form. They muttered for a while, and then Big Huang excitedly hugged Wen An's arm and prepared to pull him away. Gao Suo didn't know, so he pulled Wen An's other arm stared at Rhubarb viciously, grinning his teeth and said, "Where do you want to take my An'an!"

Da Huang's eyes were wider than his: "I'll take him to play, I want you to take care of me!" Taking advantage of Gao Suo's unpreparedness, he tore off the hand that was holding Wen An, and dragged Wen An away quickly. .

"you!……"

Angrily, Gao Suo was about to go after him, but was stopped by Xiao Huang: "I have something important to talk to you about."

Gao Suo couldn't catch the annoying Rhubarb, so he stared at the accomplice Xiao Huang: "What's the matter! Talk if you have something to say, and let the fart go!"

With black lines on his face, Xiao Huang raised his forehead and said, "Don't be so irritable all the time! Speaking of which, have you noticed that the yin on the street has become much stronger recently? Even my place has been affected a little bit."

Gao Suo said impatiently, "So what?"

"There is news that Earth Store Bodhisattva has disappeared." Xiao Huang said solemnly, "This is a big deal! Without Earth Store Bodhisattva sitting in the underworld, it is not enough to rely on the ten halls of Yama! If there are any evil spirits secretly If you slip into the world, the world will not be peaceful!"

"That's none of my business?" Gao Suo said indifferently.

"You are fine, but your master, Wen An, is in trouble. Tian Xia has an excellent psychic physique, but he was preempted by evil spirits..." Xiao Huang's voice became somewhat meaningful.

Gao Suo's pupils shrank slightly, and he yelled at Xiao Huang: "No way! I've been guarding by his side all the time! Then how could such a devil get close to him! Don't talk nonsense with me! "

"Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just in case. You can do it yourself." Xiao Huang squinted his eyes and smiled, "Tsk tsk, you care so much about your master. Is this the normal nature of canines?"

"Don't compare me with those beasts! I'm a monster! I'm a monster!" Gao Suo emphasized emphatically.

"Didn't we all come from the beasts you mentioned? When did you become more racially discriminatory?" Xiao Huang curled his lips, obviously disapproving, "Don't forget your origin, if you think so again, sooner or later you will Bitter."

Gao Suo snorted disdainfully, thought for a while and said, "By the way, I want to ask you something."

Wen An was dragged away by Da Huang with a puzzled expression on his face: "You said to play, where are you going?"

"Actually, I can go wherever I want, as long as I stay away from the dogs, I will be happy wherever I go!" Rhubarb said angrily, "Canines are so annoying!"

"..." Wen An was speechless, he thought for a while and said, "Actually, Xiao Suo is pretty good, do you have a little prejudice against him, uh?"

"How can this be prejudice? This is the truth!" Rhubarb's tone seemed to be telling a painful history of blood and tears, "You don't know, when I haven't cultivated to become a master, I was a happy bird A cat, a cat that is loved so much! But since someone gave my owner a dog—a husky, my life has changed a lot! That husky is not only a fool, but he He also tried all the stupid things he could do to insult and humiliate my IQ! Finally, I couldn't stand him and was forced to leave the master who loved me so much and fled to the forest, but I am talented and intelligent, even in a dangerous forest I still live like a fish in water, and the tiger fur that I picked up from Xiao Huang is smooth and shiny, hehe, I am amazing!"

"...Well, but isn't that how the slippery Qiu Zhuan Guangwa Liang is used?" Wen An bravely expressed his thoughts.

"Hey, don't care! Anyway, I successfully raised a tiger, didn't I? It's almost meaningless!" When Da Huang said this, his voice was obviously full of complacency.

Gao Suo's roar came from a distance, Wen An turned his head to the source of the sound, and said with some anxiety: "Xiao Suo..."

"What about him? That stupid dog doesn't care about him! He must have been stimulated by something to catch up with his IQ, hahaha!" Rhubarb laughed again, his tone full of schadenfreude.

"...Why are you laughing again?" Wen An curled his lips, but thought of something very important, so he said seriously: "Speaking of which, I would like to thank you and Xiao Huang for saving Xiao Suo. Without you, Xiao Suo... Anyway, thank you very much!" Wen An wanted to bow in the direction of Da Huang, but was helped up by a gentle force.

"Don't... do this," Da Huang's voice became awkward and shy, "Little Huang rescued them all. If it were me, I wouldn't save him! Dogs are the most annoying thing!"

"Anyway, I still want to thank you! I want to repay you for Xiaosuo!" Wen An said very seriously.

"Haha, it's just a little effort! Although I hate dogs, but everyone is a monster, you just need to bully and bully him hard at ordinary times!" Da Huang meowed excitedly, "Yes! That's it Let his favorite master cruelly abuse him! For example, whip him with leather and whips! No, creatures like dogs are thick-skinned and thick-skinned. There should be some creature that competes with him. Let him have one! The dog is forced to wander alone! That’s great, Wen An, why don’t you raise another cat? I have a lot of different cats here, and there must be one you like the most. In the end... hum!"

"Uh... no need, I have Xiaosuo..." Wen An was a little ashamed, and after hearing Rhubarb's unhappy meowing, he added wittyly, "I will definitely try my best to deceive you." , negative...Xiao Suo's."

After saying this sentence, Wen An inexplicably wanted to laugh, but felt that Rhubarb would blow his hair if he laughed, so he changed the subject: "... I heard from Xiao Suo that you and Xiao Huang always like to transform into human forms, but why is Xiao Suo so angry? How about love turning into a dog?"

"Because the hobbies are different. To be honest, there is a clear difference in body shape between me and Xiao Huang's prototype, so I prefer to become a human, and then I will make Xiao Huang also become a human," said Da Huang's voice again. Began to become complacent, "You don't know! Mr. Huang listened to me, and if I told him to go east, he would never go west! Hehe, I'm amazing!"

The author has something to say: Doesn’t it matter if you don’t filter sensitive, sensitive, and words?It seems a bit strange to break chapters here. . .Writing incompetence QAQ