[Zhongyingmei] She is such a sand sculpture netizen

"Is this how you treat netizens? This is your work efficiency? This is your sense of responsibility? This is how you prepare to serve S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

Coulson stood in Amber's office, too angry to sit still.He paced irritably up and down the office.Several times, he stopped and pointed at Joanna, but in the end he didn't curse. He just looked like he hated iron and steel, and tightly knit his eyebrows together.

When Coulson first entered the office and lost his temper, Joanna and Amber still felt a little scared, but when Coulson walked around the office angrily for 20 minutes, Joanna and Amber were completely numb.Joanna even started counting Coulson's footsteps boredly, and she found that whenever Coulson walked directly under the fluorescent lamp, his head would be extraordinarily bright, like a full moon.

The moment the thought occurred to Joanna, she paused, and then she realized that the analogy was really good.

The forehead reflects light, isn't it the same as the moon reflecting sunlight!

"Forget about the last update! You didn't even reply to the chat this time? Joanna Rickman, do you really think you are chatting with netizens? You are performing a mission! Do you understand the mission?!" Coulson's eyes were wide open, and he looked very angry.

Joanna pursed her lips: "Then...you didn't train me either."

Coulson clutched his chest and breathed a sigh of relief: "I don't want to hear excuses. S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't need employees who only know how to make excuses. Tell me, how do you plan to make up for your mistakes next?"

Joanna blinked: "I think it's better not to say anything."

Coulson glared at Joanna and said, "Say! Come up with a plan for me immediately! Don't try to get away with it!"

Joanna opened her mouth, and finally said with a heart: "I will send him a text message and continue to scold my boss later. I think he will be interested in this topic."

"Fart!" Coulson didn't care and swears.

Joanna looked disgusted, and then pointed to the chat records on the computer screen: "Here, the chat records are still there, the facts speak louder than words."

Coulson was very angry.He is not stupid, how could he not see that Joanna scolded himself in front of Captain America yesterday.He had no doubts at all that if he allowed Joanna to continue chatting with Captain America on this topic, Joanna would definitely make up a lot of unnecessary things and set up an image of an evil boss in Captain America.

Coulson is a shameless person!Especially in front of my idol!

Even if the idol doesn't know him now, he still cherishes his reputation and image outside!

"No!" Coulson looked serious, and quickly found a reasonable excuse, "You can no longer talk to Steve Rogers about anything related to S.H.I.E.L.D. Even if you hide your name, you can't keep it. Down any clues that would allow him to link you to S.H.I.E.L.D."

Joanna pursed her lips and could only agree.

Coulson was annoyed by Joanna's inattentive appearance, and he criticized Amber for the delay in sending chat records, and finally left angrily.

"Huh——" Joanna sighed and sat on the chair. "To be honest, I'm starting to hate Captain America. Where is there anyone who chats with girls like him?"

"My ex-boyfriend was like that." Amber pursed her lips, replied and sat down in her place.

Joanna sighed again, and decided to divert her attention away from Steve. She leaned back in the chair and looked at Amber lazily: "What do you say... What's wrong with Phil Coulson? Is it the same as □□. Does he usually work like this? Are you sure it’s not mania? Does the Operations Department not provide psychological assessment and psychological counseling services to special agents every year?"

Amber showed a disdainful expression: "He was deflated by the task target, and turned around to adjust his emotions here."

"Mission object?" Joanna instantly regained her spirits.

Amber looked at Joanna, but said nothing.

But Joanna clearly saw a light of gossip from Amber's eyes just now.She slid the chair, quickly moved to Amber's side, and held Amber's arm affectionately: "Tell me about it?"

Amber's expression was a bit tangled.She frowned slightly, her mouth was sullen, and she didn't say yes or no.

Joanna shook Amber's arm: "Tell me, anyway, there's nothing to do right now."

Amber glanced at Joanna: "You keep it secret?"

"necessary."

Unlike Joanna's guess, Amber didn't tell Joanna anything.She just moved the mouse lightly and clicked on a video file.

The video appeared to be captured by a surveillance camera.

In the screen, Coulson walks into a building.The interior of the building looked more like a large corporation than a state institution, and Coulson was politely ushered into the reception room, where he drank coffee all day.From the beginning to the end, except for the beautiful employee who came to refill Coulson's coffee, no one liked him at all.In the end, even the beautiful employees lost the patience and kindness they had in the morning to Coulson.

After drinking coffee in the reception room all day, Coulson left the building alone.

For a moment, Joanna felt that the leaving figure was particularly bleak, so bleak...she couldn't help it hahahahahahaha.

Joanna was very happy, she pointed at the screen: "Which company is this? It's not a small airs."

Amber clicked the mouse again, the screen was cut off, and the camera turned into a surveillance camera on the street.

The words "Stark" are placed exaggeratedly on the upper floors of the building, as if wearing a ridiculous hat on the building.

"Stark Industries?" Joanna was a little surprised, "S.H.I.E.L.D. is out of money? Started sponsorship? My God, should I read the job advertisement first, the day when S.H.I.E.L.D. collapsed won't be too panicky."

"Oh, Joanna, I assure you. There is no problem with the funds in the bureau. You can rest assured." Amber couldn't help but touch his forehead.

Joanna calmed down: "That's good. I think why Coulson went to Stark Industries should be classified as confidential?"

Amber shrugged: "I can probably guess. But in fact, it's just a random guess, I don't know."

Joanna nodded, and leaned back in the chair again: "I don't know, well, one Steve Rogers is enough to be annoying. Knowing more will not give us a salary increase."

Amber always kept in mind Coulson's order "to urge Joanna to establish contact with Captain America at any time".She thought for a while and said, "You really don't reply to the captain's message anymore?"

Joanna frowned: "At first I wanted to go back. I don't want to go back now, I'm tired. It's obviously Steve's straight male cancer, chatting to death every minute, and in the end I was reprimanded by Coulson. It's so unfair."

Amber pursed his lips and said, "Coulson adores the captain. You know, the fans are a little...uh...hysterical?"

"I've decided to hate Captain America." Joanna suddenly sat up straight and said with a serious face, "Haven't you heard of it? Hating an idol often starts with the idiot fans who hate him."

Amber put Coulson aside temporarily, and focused on Captain America: "But the captain did nothing wrong. Look at his last message, it seems that he even wants to help you get rid of your annoying boss. I think you can Talk to him again."

Joanna took out her phone and opened Facebook silently.

The message from Steve last night was still lying there alone.

Steve: Perhaps, you can try to resolve the conflict between yourself and your boss?

"Amber, trust me. I don't even need to ask, I know that if I follow his advice, he will give me a big bowl of chicken soup." Joanna said in a slightly disgusted tone.

"Joanna, you have to know that now you are pursuing him, not him pursuing you."

Joanna's eyes widened, with a look of "If you don't take back your words, I will die with you".

Amber cleared his throat: "I mean, whether you can continue to work depends on your chat with him."

Joanna reluctantly sends Steve a message.

Joanna: Like?

The message quickly popped up on Amber's computer screen.When Amber saw it, he sighed depressedly: "Joanna, you can't do this. You have to be more enthusiastic."

Joanna gave Amber a sideways look: "You sent Coulson a screenshot without notifying me in advance, I haven't settled with you yet! Stop directing me to do tasks."

Amber thought for a while and closed his mouth.

Joanna stared at the phone screen for over an hour.But never heard back from Steve.

She threw away the phone angrily: "Ahhh!!!! I've decided! Captain America has been black all his life! Now it won't work for anyone who comes to wash him in front of me!"

Amber silently cut the screen surveillance and connected to the surveillance camera of the gym where Steve works.

Steve is on camera instructing a hot woman on a chest press machine.

Amber pointed to the screen: "Look, he didn't mean not to reply to messages, he's working."

Joanna suppressed her anger and sat by the computer for a while.The back of Steve's golden head is as eye-catching as a night pearl. He keeps a distance of about half a meter from the students, pointing to different parts of the equipment from time to time, as if explaining something.

The students under his guidance were obviously not as serious as he was. Their eyes kept looking at Steve's chest, which made Joanna and Amber on the other side of the screen feel ashamed.

Joanna looked at it for a while, and said emotionally: "Why do I feel that his work is so much easier than mine? Is this at work? It looks like a girl!"

Amber wisely chose silence.

Joanna thought for a while: "Can this video be saved locally?"

"What are you doing?"

Joanna shrugged: "Send it to Coulson, let him see that this is how his idol works! This is how he prepares to be loyal to S.H.I.E.L.D."

"The captain hasn't agreed to join S.H.I.E.L.D., that's your mission, have you forgotten?"

"You send it, don't talk so much nonsense."

Amber glanced at Joanna, who was not very good-looking, and finally chose to give in.Following Joanna's wishes, she honestly saved the video and sent it to Coulson.

After a while, Coulson sent a message.

Coulson: Very good.Next time please send me the video of the team leader exercising!

Joanna looked at Coulson's reply with black lines all over her face.

[Okay, Mr. R, now comes the problem.My hot chicken boss is your fanboy, almost like Stoka, do you want to help me kill him? 】

Joanna took out her phone again, lost in thought.

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Steve: What's wrong with S.H.I.E.L.D. people?Why are you spying on me? !

Tony: What's wrong with S.H.I.E.L.D.?Why are you peeping at my... building!