My Honmaru is alive

Osamu Dazai knew about Kyoko. When he was dealing with the King Power incident in Tokyo, Kyoko was the main force against Wushi. He looked at the whole situation in the dark, so it was naturally impossible to ignore such an important existence.

There are many magical species in this world, and even "Central Plains Chuya" can be created, so there is nothing surprising about the appearance of a ghost lady, not to mention that the other party is from another world like May.

Fusangshen and ghosts, the setting of the two is quite harmonious, isn't it?

With this basic information, the following reasoning is very simple for Osamu Dazai.

The female subordinate brought by May today is also called Kyoko. Although his brain judges that the other party is an ordinary human being, since there is a precedent of [Dazai Osamu], it shows that he should not trust his initial impression too much.

May should have left a disguise that could confuse cognition on the two of them.

However, the main reason for Dazai Osamu to confirm his guess is not the above, but because their brave, resolute and resolute Mr. Kunikida has a fatal weakness.

Afraid of ghosts.

very scared.

The other members of the on-site detective agency tried hard to think about the cause and effect, but Osamu Dazai covered his mouth and trembled as if he had Parkinson's disease. He looked like he couldn't breathe.

"Dazai... sir?" Atsushi Nakajima was really puzzled.

Yosano Akiko took off the glasses for Kunikida Doppo, and helped him change into a more comfortable position, then looked at Osamu Dazai and said, "It seems that you know what's going on, right?"

Osamu Dazai wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and the smile didn't stop: "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, let me think about what I should say..."

She crossed her hips with Yosano Akiko and rolled her eyes: "Don't be tricky, don't delay our beauty sleep."

"Okay." Osamu Dazai raised his head, clasped his hands in front of his face like a trumpet, and shouted in a joyful tone, "Hey (もしもし) ~ Kyoko-chan, are you here?"

No one responded.

Yosano Akiko became impatient, and grabbed Osamu Dazai's ear vigorously: "What does this have to do with Kyoko? I told you not to be secretive! Explain it to me in a normal way!"

Osamu Dazai shook his head with strength, and frequently cast pitiful eyes at the black-haired girl: "Miss May—~"

Yosano Akiko slapped him hard on the back of the head: "You don't want to look for Wuyue for everything!"

The originally serious scene suddenly became funny.

Atsushi Nakajima scratched his hair and asked incomprehensibly, "Well, Mr. Dazai, what's going on? Don't we have to arrest the person who attacked Mr. Kunikida?"

"There was no attacker." Osamu Dazai waggled his fingers, then changed his words with a smile, "No, maybe it can be counted as barely, the 'murderer' can only be found with the help of Miss May."

Everyone's eyes shifted together.

Heigong Wuyue, who was named, said helplessly, "Xingzi, come out."

"Yes... my lord..."

A very sluggish and cautious female voice sounded from above everyone's heads. Apart from familiarity, it also carried a sense of emptiness and unreality.

It's Miss Kyoko's voice.

Atsushi Nakajima thought while raising his head.

……etc? !overhead?Why is it on the top? !

The target was a translucent black-haired woman in white clothes floating in the air with the blue will-o'-the-wisp.

Atsushi Nakajima looked down to the ground in horror.

There is no shadow.

Pupil Earthquake!

"Dun Jun, you must not be scared and faint."

Osamu Dazai, who escaped Yosano Akiko's clutches, hooked his arm around the white-haired boy's shoulder, poked the other's stiff cheek and said with a smirk, "Otherwise I'll leave you here, I don't want to carry the man back."

Atsushi Nakajima couldn't understand what he was saying, pointing at Kyoko in the air, his whole face turned into a simple drawing: "Too, too, too..."

Osamu Dazai jokingly corrected: "It's not Tai, Tai, Tai, it's Dazai."

"Wait?! Who is that? Yes, is it Miss Kyoko?" Atsushi Nakajima asked tremblingly in a low voice.

Osamu Dazai snapped his fingers: "bingo~ The answer is correct, but there is no reward!"

Yosano Akiko also stuttered a bit, she looked at the girl: "May, May...?"

"Yes, it's Kyoko." Black Palace Wuyue replied awkwardly, "I'm sorry, because I was worried that you would be scared, so I used my ability to disguise Kyoko during the day, I'm sorry for hiding it from you..."

"No! Your lord is not wrong!"

Kyoko floated down and bowed politely to the detective agency, "It's because I wanted to soak in the hot springs with my lord, so I came with you. I'm sorry, but I was just taking a normal walk. , I didn’t intend to scare your companions on purpose.”

"There is nothing wrong with Kyoko-chan, but Kunikida-kun's ability to bear it is too bad to blame." Osamu Dazai spread his hands, "A beauty like Kyoko-chan, even if she turns into a ghost, is still a beautiful ghost~"

He stepped forward and warmly extended his hand to invite: "By the way, if apricot jam is convenient, please die with me next time~"

Xingzi immediately turned cold: "Please don't call me so affectionately."

The lord has never called her apricot jam!

"Martyrdom or something... Can Ms. Kyoko, who is already a ghost, die again?" Atsushi Nakajima couldn't help complaining, and the next second he reacted and apologized, "Ah! I'm sorry, Ms. Kyoko, I didn't mean that!"

Xingzi smiled softly: "It's okay."

Yosano Akiko, who was completely shocked, stood in front of Kyoko, pinching her chin inquiringly and sighing: "There are really ghosts in the world. What is the body structure of ghosts? Are there blood vessels and internal organs? Is there blood in them?"

After a pause, she said, "I really want to study it."

Atsushi Nakajima's scalp was numb, and he hurriedly stopped him: "With Dr. Yosano!"

"Hahaha, just kidding, how could I dissect my companion?" Yosano Akiko said with a smile.

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

No, you just want to dissect it and have a look!It is said that ghosts cannot be dissected, right? !

Yosano Akiko, who quickly absorbed the settings of the ghost, started the medical discussion mode: "Kyoko, can I touch you in your current state?"

Kyoko: "Yes, but I will absorb the vitality of the people who come into contact with me. During the day, thanks to the power of the lord, I can restrain it!"

Quan Jinghua looked up at the will-o'-the-wisp, and asked curiously, "Is this the legendary will-o'-the-wisp?"

"Yes, it's also my weapon." Kyoko replied with a smile, "It can also illuminate the Lord, which is quite useful in normal times."

Seeing the two people and one ghost communicating harmoniously in front of him, Atsushi Nakajima's spit spirit grew wildly in his body.

what happened! ?Why can't he get into the topic all of a sudden?

That's a ghost!It's a ghost!Why are you accepting it so quickly!Mr. Kunikida is still on the ground!

etc!Miss Kyoko, why did you lend them the will-o'-the-wisps to play with? ?

Is that okay?Is it really okay? !

"Apricot jam, I want to play too~" Osamu Dazai squeezed in.

Kyoko suggested: "How about burning you into a ghost?"

Osamu Dazai was curious: "Will I die then?"

Kyoko looked at him with a smile: "I can die forever if I eat it. Is this also a kind of martyrdom?"

Osamu Dazai: "Hey——then I don't want it. You have eaten apricot jam before, right? If you eat me again, it will feel like that guy fit in the body of the apricot jam. It sounds disgusting."

Atsushi Nakajima: ...Mr. Dazai, you sound disgusting when you say that.

Atsushi Nakajima was tired, and he resignedly covered Kunikida Doppo on the ground with a quilt—the quilt was the bed that Kunikida brought out earlier.

Forget it, he can't join the world over there, so let's take care of Mr. Kunikida honestly.

Kuromiya Wuyue walked over: "Kunikida-kun leave it to me? I can make him wake up sooner."

"Miss May, please!" Nakajima Atsushi hastily stepped aside.

Five minutes later, Kunikida Doppo opened his eyes.

"Mr. Kunikida, you're awake!" Atsushi Nakajima felt relieved.

"It's Atsushi..." Kunikida Doppo pressed his temple, "What happened? Why did I faint?"

Nakajima Atsushi became worried again: "Have you forgotten what happened before?"

Kunikida Doppo frowned: "Let me think about it..."

next to.

Osamu Dazai: "Miss May, the ability to blur cognition is so interesting, try using it on me!"

Black Palace Wuyue: "Please allow me to refuse, if it is used on Dazai-kun, it will feel very troublesome."

Osamu Dazai said with a tired voice, "Hey~ give it a try, I'll just give it a try, it will be fine in a minute!"

Kunikida Dobubu: "..."

Osamu Dazai: "30 seconds! I promise I won't do anything bad!"

Kunikida Doppo became furious when he heard this voice, he yelled: "Dazai, you are so noisy, I am thinking about something, please be quiet!"

Osamu Dazai turned around in surprise: "Wow, Kunikida-kun, are you awake?"

The veins on Kunikida Doppo's forehead jumped more and more happily: "You bastard..."

Osamu Dazai approached suddenly: "Kunikida-kun, do you still remember how you fainted?"

Then, before Kunikida could speak, Osamu Dazai showed a malicious smile as if revealing the spoiler, and he retreated to the side, gesturing to the rear with both hands as if welcoming some important person.

"Dangdang! Kunikida-kun, please look here!"

Kunikida Doppo looked over subconsciously, and then he met the translucent, ghostly beauty with black hair and white clothes who was suspended in the air.

……

The terrifying memory in my mind overlapped with the scene in front of me!

Kyoko squeezed her fingers and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry just now, I'm not..."

In the middle of the conversation, she found that the eyes of the blond-haired young man had lost their brilliance, so she floated closer, raised her hand and waved in front of him: "Well, are you okay?"

Kunikida Doppo: "..."

No matter how good-looking a ghost is, it can't change the fact that the other party is a ghost!

"Mr. Kunikida?!" Atsushi Nakajima shook the young man's shoulder vigorously, turned his head and shouted in a panic, "Oops, Mr. Kunikida seems to have passed out again!"

Yosano Akiko stretched without paying attention, and greeted the others: "I'm so sleepy, Wuyue, Kyoka, let's go back to sleep. Oh yes, and Kyoko, you can come too."

"Dr. Yosano, Mr. Kunikida..." Atsushi Nakajima asked for help at a loss.

"Kunikida please move back~" Yosano Akiko waved with their backs to each other.

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

Atsushi Nakajima: "Mr. Dazai..."

Osamu Dazai walked away in disgust: "I don't want to hug a man."

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

He looked at the young man who fell to the ground and lost his color again.

To actually play such a prank on Kunikida-san, who just woke up and hadn't recovered yet...

Mr. Dazai, you have no heart.