When the storm took the script

Jiwucheng is a vexatious party A, and the intercourse is endless, "I don't want you to think, I want me to think.", "This is very simple, why can't you do it?", "No, no , are you really professional?"

The people invited by the program group listened to him with a blank expression for more than half an hour. When the time came, they left immediately, as if they would be infected by the idiot virus here if they stayed for a second.

The sun has set, and the progress here is still 0.But his design drawing became a big laughing point for the whole program group. During the process of passing it on to each other, the program group was full of joy.

Ji Wu wanted to beat someone up, and was about to move his fist with a cold face, but in the eyes of everyone, once a person's IQ was reduced by 50.00%, then no matter how strong the force value of this person was, he would still be an idiot.

For Tie Hanhan, not only did everyone feel no threat, but they also thought about it hahaha.

The dinner was made by someone from the program group. It was large and delicious, without a lot of jerking games. Everyone ate very refreshingly, except for Ji Wu.

Ji Wu poked the bowl with his chopsticks, and seriously reviewed today's failure, "I think the big swimming pool is actually unnecessary."

Seeing him seriously introspecting, Gu Fei stroked his short hair, which felt good to the touch, and couldn't help but hold back his laughter.

Ji Wu: "Actually, too big a house is not good, a small one is so warm."

Gu Fei didn't dare to speak for fear of laughing out loud, and kept humming.

A little angry at his perfunctory, bit his ear, and asked in a low voice: "Am I too stupid?"

Gu Fei listened amusedly, fed him a mouthful of food, saw him chewing like a hamster, thought he was just a little idiot.

Jianji Wu looked into his eyes and said, "Hey, I don't know why, when I think of the house I live with you, I can't help but think a lot, and I don't want to wrong you at all."

Gu Fei: "..."

It's over, are straight men's idiots talking so nicely when they talk about love?Invisible and sultry, the most deadly, Gu Fei felt that if it wasn't for the public, he might be able to pounce on Ji Wu's pants.

In the end, he neatly folded the ridiculed design drawing like a treasure and put it in his clothes.

No matter what the future holds, at least for now, he used to have a family.

Jiwu didn't notice his excitement, he picked up the dishes one after another, and ate absent-mindedly, thinking that the group of old dogs in the program group would definitely not care about the two of them, and they would probably live broadcast all night. How miserable.

Although he hasn't completely escaped his virginity yet, he still has a sense of taste and always wants to do some ulterior things with Gu Fei. It was Gu Fei who used his mouth and hands to relieve his desire last night. .

I have to say, it's really cool.

He also wanted his big baby to taste this feeling.

Seeing his sad look, the barrage never stopped, hahaha.

[As a hard-working party B, when I saw Ji Wushi before, I really wanted to smack him, but now I just want to hahahaha, let a glutton be unable to eat, it seems really sad. 】

[May all the stupid dads in the world have this day. 】

【I want to print out this expression of Ji Wu and give it to my father A. It’s not that I don’t want to report it. The time has not come. I hope he will cherish all the party B in the world who are willing to call you an idiot.After all, he treats you as his real father and respects you]

[Crowdfunding program team, are all six seats open today?We don't lack this bit of traffic, how about a live broadcast of Brother A and Concubine Gu's field battle? 】

Gu Fei pinched the palm of the person next to him and said, "Hurry up and eat, I'll take you to see something delicious after eating."

"What are you looking at?" Ji Wu took a few mouthfuls casually, unable to raise his energy, what kind of food to eat, and if you don't plow the land at night, you are not worthy of this food!

After scribbling for a while, Gu Fei saw that he was struggling to eat, so he picked up a bowl and a spoon to feed him.

Ji Wu's face flushed, and the first mouthful was so shy that he coughed earth-shatteringly, which attracted everyone's sour eyes.

He was so ashamed, he glared at the people around him fiercely, but when the spoon was brought to his mouth, he opened his mouth obediently, chewed each mouthful five times seriously, and then swallowed.

In this way, under Gu Fei's supervision, he drank a bowl of soup and two bowls of rice, and finally his slightly bulging stomach was touched, and he was dragged out after passing the inspection.

The director knew at a glance that there might be a reversal in today's drama, and after obtaining Gu Fei's consent, the camera followed them out.

"Why are you blindfolding me? You look so good." Having said that, Ji Wu obediently allowed Gu Fei to succeed, but when he was flustered, his mouth would involuntarily go crazy, " You don't want to surprise me, don't put too much pressure on what good things can be found in this poor place, even if it really doesn't work, I will pretend to like it very much, don't worry."

"Can you shut up?" Gu Fei really wanted to sew his mouth shut, why does this person fluctuate in EQ.

Ji Wu is a little nervous, so he talks a lot. He has no vision at this time, and everything can only be handed over to one hand. He used to think that this kind of surprise plot was clichéd and disgusting, and the steel was straight. I wouldn't be so sissy.

But now, his heart is beating so fast, he suddenly understands the true meaning of surprise, your joy, your hobbies are the preconditions for him to do everything, it is far greater than the content of the so-called surprise.

Ji Wu clutched his heart, it's nice to fall in love, it's nice to have a partner, Omega seems to have lost it too.

Wait until he opens his eyes again.

There was a full moon behind him, Gu Fei pulled a giant snail shell out against the light, a small person dragged a big snail shell ten times bigger than himself, the shell was blue, covered with a large and small The small ones are as bright as diamonds, reflecting colorful shimmers under the moonlight. The picture is extremely shocking, but in fact it is also funny. If it is paired with a suitable bgm, it can even hit the top of the ghost animal section of Alphabet Station .

But it is no exaggeration, at that moment, Jiwu felt that Gu Fei was extremely handsome, he was simply his hero, and that snail shell made him more excited than the instant realization of the house he had been discussing all afternoon.

Ji Wu couldn't help rushing up to give Gu Fei a kiss. He rushed so fast that both of them fell to the ground and rolled on the thick grass. Started to cry.

Gu Fei only found out later that he had the problem of "sensitivity to lacrimal glands", but he still laughed at him habitually, and was pressed down and kissed several times before he stopped.

Gu Fei intentionally felt wronged, "Is it just pretending to be happy?"

Thinking of the blindness before, Ji Wu was a little embarrassed, and kissed him a few more times.

After getting excited, I remembered to ask him, "Where did you find it? Aren't we all together all afternoon?"

"My quantum beast found it by accident. I originally wanted to take it back to you as a souvenir after the show was recorded."

Gu Fei didn't hit Ji Wu, the truth is that he had a premonition of the night's misfortune when he heard that Ji Wu was about to build a five-story building, so he made preparations in advance.

Ji Wu secretly scolded that his brother Huan is useless except for fighting.

Brother Huan expresses each other.

The barrage is really sour, what's wrong with this show?Is it interesting to trick dogs to kill them every day?Interesting!

[Look at her boyfriend, look at my pig who can only giggle! 】

[Really, Jiwu must be God's favor to have such a boyfriend, and I, probably just the trash thrown by God, no wonder I can only find boyfriends in the trash can. 】

[I was sour, I was so angry that I kicked my boyfriend, look at his house, there is a flat at hand, what else can you do besides beeping? ! 】

[My boyfriend said—fuck me, I don't have a boyfriend at all. 】

In the evening, the "victim" Gu Fei expressed his pleasure, and the "criminal" Ji Wu also expressed that the two bowls of rice at night were not for nothing.

The author has something to say:

Although not much, but I am more, this is progress, worthy of praise! ! !