my friend mr heartthrob

When the lights are on, the night is like wine.My boyfriend and I were sitting at the bar anxiously waiting for my friend to come to our appointment.

The activity called "Rescue the Single Dog" has been carried out for the 101st time.For so many years, there has been only one object, and that is my friend Mr. Heartthrob.Yes, you are not mistaken.My friend Mr. Heartthrob, he is a real heartthrob, but at the same time, he is also a poor single dog.Moreover, Nanpiao and I, as his closest buddies, have been working on his rescue for five years, and there is still no progress.

Many people have always thought that Mr. Heartthrob has been living a life of luxury and money.But in fact, poor Mr. Heartthrob, every night's life is as boring as every single dog otaku.If there is any difference, it is that the evening activities of the heartthrob generally have one more activity than the otaku, which is a must-have activity for gays, and then there is only dinner for one person, one person watching movies, one person and cats Play and sleep alone.I once asked Mr. Heartthrob a question. Since I have known him for eight years, he has not had a consistent and stable boyfriend. What is the purpose of being so active in exercising?Mr. Heartthrob's reply made me very powerless to refute.He told me triumphantly, "Go home and look in the mirror and masturbate yourself"

As for why Mr. Heartthrob has maintained his pathetic status as a dog for so many years, my boyfriend and I thought about it for a long time, and we can only attribute him to the ethics of picky eaters and cancer.In the past eight years, he seriously started a relationship N times, and then quickly ended the relationship within 3 months.For the last 2 years he has lost interest in even starting a relationship.Then he vowed to announce in the circle of friends that he would no longer find a boyfriend and plan to only have sex.When the secret crush party with a large number of friends began to launch frequent offensives like him to say that he could date, Mr. Heartthrob and every time he talked on the keyboard, he quickly persuaded him.

That's right, my friend Mr. Heartthrob is actually such a conservative boy who is really timid right away. Even the keyboard scale he is proud of is actually a concession for everyone to succumb to his aura of heartthrob.How can you say to a true heartthrob who is over 30 and has been in xyxf circles for seven or eight years, "Son, you are so pure".And in the face of the beautiful face of his child begging for praise, even if we gays are hard-hearted, we are unable to say such cruel words to him as "baby, you are too childish".

If you say that Mr. Heartthrob’s character design is so unscientific, yes, I have to admit that even I, who have known him for eight years, still feel that what happened to him is quite illogical, but even if he No more logic, these inexplicable things still happen to Mr. Heartthrob.And it seems like it will continue to happen.Stop thinking about these philosophical issues, and bless today's blind date with success.

After adding another glass of water, Mr. Heartthrob finally arrived. He ordered a glass of wine at the bar, and Mr. Heartthrob sat down. "Dumb, you want to introduce the dishes to me?" After taking a sip of tequila, a faint blush quickly appeared on the face of the heartthrob, making his beautiful face even more moving.Even under the dim light of the bar, you can still see his pink lips and sparkling eyes. "It should be no one can refuse him" I thought silently in my heart.It seems that tonight's blind date event has a much higher chance of success.

After less than 2 minutes, Mr. W, my boyfriend's colleague, also quickly arrived at our seat. He was a little embarrassed. After sitting down and ordering a glass of wine, he began to look at Mr. Heartthrob sitting opposite him.Then within 1 minute, I witnessed a failed blind date.

"Ah! It's you, Mr. Heartthrob!" Mr. W held Mr. Heartthrob's hand very excitedly, and shook it vigorously, "I have liked you for many years! I have watched your photos for several years Airplane!" The atmosphere at the scene dropped to freezing point in an instant, and my boyfriend and I looked at each other, and couldn't understand why Mr. W, who is usually steady, immediately became mentally retarded the first time he saw Mr. Heartthrob.Mr. Heartthrob pulled his hand from Mr. W in embarrassment, "Really?" Then he could only let out a meaningless and awkward laugh, and Mr. W suddenly reacted, and apologized in an even more embarrassing panic Get up, but my boyfriend and I both know that this blind date failed again.That's right, Mr. Heartthrob is not only a three-dimensional heartthrob, but also a legendary Internet celebrity in the gay circle.But thank God, Mr. W didn't see Mr. Heartthrob say "Hello, little fairy." Yes, it's what you think, on the Internet, in the gay circle, the legendary Mr. Heartthrob, there is a The nickname he hates very much, Little Fairy.

How did Mr. Heartthrob become a little fairy on the Internet and in the gay circle? In fact, our entire circle of friends has not figured it out until now, because he is just an ordinary selfie cancer patient. He puts various selfies on the web, and occasionally gives Everyone brags about their fitness results and posts photos of their muscles.However, in my opinion, Mr. Heartthrob's photos taken under the influence of his wonderful aesthetics are just a donkey-faced man with a similarity of 80% to him, and the occasional muscle photos are the same as the straight man who finished his fitness. Boring and boring, he somehow became the top male god in the circle just by relying on these photos.Of course, all kinds of groundless speculations, rumors and malicious attacks followed, Mr. Heartthrob's wb was slowly abandoned.We always thought that Mr. Heartthrob had completely faded out of sight in the circle, but Mr. W gave us another blow. The poor Mr. Heartthrob is still the same little fairy as before.

The extremely failed blind date event lasted for half an hour in embarrassment, and Mr. W ran away, leaving the three of us staring at each other. I patted Mr. Heartthrob on the shoulder, "Xiao Zhou, I'm sorry, I don't know It will be like this. I will treat you to a big meal tomorrow to compensate you."

"Dumb, it's okay. I've gotten used to it after so many years. I still want to thank you and Ah Jun for worrying about me. If Mr. W wasn't so lacking, he would really be my favorite." He smiled heartily, revealing a mouthful. Snow white teeth, such a beautiful person, why do you only like round faces, honest and ordinary girls with big breasts?

Well, there is one of the most misunderstood things about the little fairy heartthrob. Although he is very beautiful, has a gentle temper, and has a slender figure when he wears clothes, he is really the legendary 18cm pure 1. Look at it My tall boyfriend, because he suddenly discovered the huge secret of "Gong also grows chrysanthemums" six years ago, the purity of the famous big 1 in the two circles of my boyfriend and I is not as high as that of Mr. Heartthrob. Woolen cloth.

What?You ask me why I can be with 1, why I didn’t choose Mr. Heartthrob as my boyfriend, of course, because the person I love will always be Pisces.The heartthrob of Sagittarius will naturally only be my younger brother forever.

The 101st single dog rescue operation "failed again without any surprise. Today's Mr. Heartthrob can only shoot at home.