[Quick Transmigration] You scum you deserve it

"Are you sure Mrs. Jin will pass by this street?" Fang Yuan stood on a busy street corner, watching the people coming and going, looking around, "Could it have passed by, and we missed it?"

"No, Mrs. Jin is easy to recognize." Booklet folded his arms around his chest and said with certainty.

"How is it easy to recognize the law? You are ugly, but you are still very fierce, making people shy away?" Fang Yuan came to the booklet gossipingly, and asked curiously.

Suddenly, there was a lot of discussion from the crowd in the distance. Hearing the sound, Fang Yuan poked his head out to look. Then, he understood what the booklet said.Good guy, that fat woman took up almost half of the street, and everyone who walked by her was squeezed away without exception. Her ass was like a millstone, twisted and twisted, full of meat.The corner of Fangyuan's mouth twitched, and she turned to look at the booklet, "How big is her house for such a woman who takes up space?"

Booklet shrugged, noncommittal.Fang Yuan turned his head to look at Mrs. Jin, swallowing unconsciously, no matter who stood in front of her, he looked small and thin, for some reason, he felt a little sympathetic to Li Wu.Booklet raised his eyes to look at Fangyuan, stretched out his hand and pushed him out, "Hurry up."

Fang Yuan was kicked and staggered a few steps forward before standing still. As soon as he stood still, he felt a shadow over his head. He couldn't help wondering, is it dark?Looking up, she saw Mrs. Jin standing in front of her. Fang Yuan swallowed her saliva, her legs were a little weak, she looked like a giant, and she wondered if Li Wu was overwhelmed when she was sleeping in the middle of the night.Barely mustering up the courage, Fang Yuan smiled and said, "Hi Madam Jin, what a coincidence to meet you. I, am I lucky enough to treat you to a meal?"

Mrs. Jin looked down at Fangyuan, and after a while, she raised a bright smile, "Dinner, please? Okay."

Uh, Fang Yuan felt that he had said something he shouldn't have said, and he suddenly remembered, please eat?Not to mention that Mrs. Jin is so big, she will definitely eat a lot, and most importantly, he has no money! ! !How can I invite someone to dinner if I don’t have money, ask for answers, wait online, urgent!

With a smile, he invited Mrs. Jin to the restaurant, seeing Mrs. Jin reluctantly squeezed through the door, Fang Yuan lamented that the quality of the restaurant's doors is really good.Walking into the restaurant, the guests inside saw Mrs. Jin, and dropped their chopsticks in surprise, and the smile on the waiter's face froze.Mrs. Jin didn't say anything, she went straight to the stairs, and she was about to go upstairs.

The shopkeeper hurriedly gave the shop waiter a wink, and the shop waiter immediately stepped forward with a knowing smile, "Mrs. Jin came to the shop, she is really flourishing. The second floor was accidentally splashed with oil yesterday, and it hasn't been tidied up. I'm afraid it will hinder you." Why don't you ask Mrs. Jin to sit down on the first floor?"

Fang Yuan really wanted to give a thumbs up to the waiter in the shop. This attitude, this smiling face, is a role model in the service industry.Mrs. Jin ignored the waiter and walked straight towards the stairs. The next moment, everyone saw Mrs. Jin stuck on the stairs, unable to go up or down.Fang Yuan looked at the stuck Mrs. Jin, covering her mouth and snickering. A writhing meatball was stuck in the wide stairwell. Feeling this scene, she almost died of laughter.

One person snickered, and the others were no exception. Most of them covered their mouths and lowered their voices to snicker.Seeing Mrs. Jin's condition, the waiter hurried forward and said with a smile, "Madam Jin, wait a moment, I'll help you get it out."

Unexpectedly, as soon as the waiter's voice fell, Mrs. Jin became angry, and grabbed the railings on both sides of the stairs with a wave of her hand, and forcibly tore them down.Everyone opened their mouths wide and looked at Mrs. Jin, their shock was beyond words.Fangyuan saw Mrs. Jin going up all the way, tearing down the railings while walking the stairs, and the image of King Kong running wildly in the forest and hitting countless trees flashed in his mind, with super destructive power.

Slowly turning his head to look at the brochure beside him, Fang Yuan asked in surprise, "How did Li Wu survive such a long time?"

"After getting married, we don't share the same room, don't provoke them, and feed them well every day." The booklet said expressionlessly, "Madam Jin is powerful, but simple-minded. Li Wu will be fine with a few words of coaxing."

Even though Fang Yuan didn't want to see Li Wu, he still had to praise him, what a great move!Booklet pointed to the upstairs with his chin, aimed at Fangyuan, "Are you still going up?"

"Ah?" Fang Yuan was stunned, and immediately realized, "Go, go, go right away."

After speaking, Fang Yuan hurriedly ran to the stairs. Walking on the empty stairs with no railings on both sides, he shivered and ran upstairs quickly.On the second floor, Fangyuan saw Mrs. Jin sitting on a bench. The small bench was deformed by the pressure, and she was still bearing the weight silently.The shop clerk went upstairs and was dumbfounded when he saw Mrs. Jin.

The waiter stood beside him, and Fang Yuan whispered in his ear, "The items in your restaurant are of good quality."

Glancing at Fangyuan with a wry smile, the waiter nodded, "Thank you for your compliment."

"What are you muttering about? Come and order." Mrs. Jin moved her body and turned to urge her.Following Mrs. Jin's movements, the bench under her butt creaked, making people worry that it might be scrapped at any time.

The waiter immediately laughed, walked up to Mrs. Jin, bent over and said with a smile, "Order whatever Mrs. Jin wants to eat."

"Let's have a portion of your dishes first." Mrs. Jin said proudly, "Hurry up, I'm starving to death!"

"Okay, I'll be here right away." The waiter smiled, turned around and went downstairs, and ordered the kitchen to cook.

Fang Yuan took a deep breath, smiled and walked in front of Mrs. Jin. The table was originally placed by the window, but because of Mrs. Jin's size, the table was pushed forward and almost reached the wall, and there was no room for anyone to sit on it.Putting her hands on the table, Fang Yuan said with a smile, "Madam Jin..."

As soon as he spoke, the table fell apart, and Fang Yuan was unsteady and almost fell, but fortunately, he reacted quickly.Looking down at the broken table on the ground, Fang Yuan put his head in his hands, his expression collapsed, he didn't do anything, just touched it, it's none of his business!

Turning to look at Mrs. Jin, Mrs. Jin also looked at Fang Yuan, both of them wanted to hear from the other side that they didn't do it... Weird silence, Fang Yuan just wanted to cover his face, he didn't want to admit that he was the cheap one wrong.The shopkeeper heard the sound and ran upstairs, saw the fragments of the table on the ground, turned his head to look at Fang Yuan, Fang Yuan shook his head with a mournful face, and the shopkeeper turned his gaze to Mrs. Jin.

After watching for a while, the shopkeeper clapped his hands, and immediately four people moved an extra-large and sturdy table from downstairs.When the table was put down, the surrounding space was occupied, and the only way to eat was to sit obliquely in the aisle. When the table was put down, the shopkeeper did not leave, but waited aside.Fangyuan found a stool and sat down slowly, not daring to touch the table again.

Soon, the ordered dishes were served one after another, and when the dishes were all over the table, the shopkeeper bowed and saluted, "Mrs. Jin, take it easy."

Mrs. Jin ignored the shopkeeper, seeing the green light in her eyes, picked up a plate and poured it into her mouth.After the shopkeeper finished speaking, he turned around and went downstairs. Fangyuan watched Mrs. Jin pour the hot dishes from the plate into his mouth. His current feeling was beyond shock and horror. Is this still a human being?

Booklet stood aside, bumping Fangyuan with his elbow, "How do you think about paying the bill?"

Seeing Mrs. Jin eating one dish after another, she moved more and more anxiously while she was eating, and her expression looked more and more hungry.Fang Yuan just wanted to fall to the ground and cry bitterly, Mom, there are monsters here, so scary.Standing up, Fang Yuan forced a smile, and said, "Madam Jin, take it easy, I'll order some food."

Mrs. Jin nodded hurriedly and vaguely agreed.Fang Yuan hurried downstairs and came to the counter to ask Mrs. Jin how much she ate.The shopkeeper fiddled with the abacus a few times at the counter and said, "Including the damaged railings and tables, the total is 300 taels."

300 taels?Fang Yuan slapped the counter with a slap, and said with an aggressive face, "Boss, be honest, don't cheat!"

Following Fang Yuan's words, the counter cracked and fell apart like the table.Taking a few steps back, Fang Yuan looked at the fragments of the counter on the ground in astonishment, and then looked up at the shopkeeper.The shopkeeper fiddled with the abacus a few more times calmly, and said, "Including the counter, the total is 350 taels."

Fang Yuan was powerless to explain, he just wanted to chop his hands manically in his heart, he didn't do it on purpose, really he didn't do it on purpose!With an idea in his mind, Fang Yuan said he was going to the latrine, turned around and ran away.The shopkeeper didn't stop him and let him go.

After running out of the restaurant, Fang Yuan leaned against the wall by the side of the road, holding his head in his hands, his expression extremely broken, "Why did things become like this?"

Brochure looked at Fangyuan's hand, and turned his eyes to the side, "Don't touch anything indiscriminately next time."

"What can I touch? What else can I touch?" Fang Yuan yelled at the booklet in a broken voice, "Could it be possible that I really touch something and destroy something? Even if it's a wall..."

While speaking, Fang Yuan pounded the wall beside him excitedly, and then...the wall collapsed. "It can... be destroyed." Fang Yuan turned his head and looked at the fallen wall in disbelief, and slowly finished the rest of the sentence.Turning her head suddenly to look at the booklet, Fang Yuan rushed up and pinched his neck, "What's going on, what's going on?! Say, say!"

Stretching out his hand to calm Fangyuan's emotions, Chizuo hesitated and said, "Maybe, this is a skill for you?"

"Skills! What a mess! Do you want me to eat?" Fang Yuan angrily pinched the book's neck and shook it.

A muscular man with bare upper body came out from the collapsed wall, looking at Fang Yuan fiercely, "Did you smash the wall?"

Fang Yuan turned her head slowly, and then ran away without saying a word.The muscular man chased him for several blocks before he ran away and went back cursing.Fang Yuanwo poked his head out of an alley, and he was relieved when he saw the muscular man gone.

"What should we do now?" Fang Yuan turned his head to look at the brochure, and raised his hands in front of him, "Whatever you touch will destroy you, why are you alright?"

"I am a soul body." Booklet explained blankly, "If the skill given to you is really this, it will be very troublesome in the future."

"Find a way!" Fang Yuan was anxious to death, "This kind of skill sounds domineering, but it sounds like cheating. It's okay if I can control it, but the main thing is I can't control it!"

Booklet thought for a while, saw the clothes on Fang Yuan's body and said, "Try wrapping your hands with clothes, and see how it works?"

Fangyuan had no other choice but to follow the brochure.Picking up a corner of the clothes with his fingers, Fang Yuan slowly touched the clothes, he only had this one dress, if it was ruined, he would run naked, it was a bit risky.Ruthlessly, Fang Yuan touched the clothes with his hands, and after waiting for a long time, the clothes were fine.Fang Yuan looked up excitedly at the brochure, did this prove that his hands could still be saved?

"Now you touch the wall with your clothes wrapped around your hands." Seeing the effect, the booklet proposed again.

Well, Fang Yuan has no other good solution, so he has to follow the instructions in the brochure.The result was the same as the clothes, not destroyed, Fang Yuan just wanted to cheer happily, at least he won't starve to death.Booklet nodded and said, "The matter at hand is settled, now we must find a way to make money."

When it comes to making money, Fang Yuan is irritable again, what is the most difficult thing in the world?Make money, and make a lot of money at a time.Looking at Fang Yuan's frowning face, the booklet said, "I feel like you're going to make yourself round and square."

"My name is Fangyuan with a radius of hundreds of miles, not that Fang, that Yuan!" Fang Yuan roared angrily.

"Then are you Fang Yuan now?" Booklet folded his arms around his chest, waiting for Fang Yuan's answer.

Fang Yuan said in frustration, "Fang, very square."

"Let's go, there's an eating competition on the street, No.1 rewards 500 taels." Booklet stepped forward and said.

"500 taels!" Fang Yuan immediately regained his spirits, not only solved the problem of paying the bill, but also got the balance!Fangyuan's eyes instantly turned into the shape of money.

Walking to the street, as expected, an eating competition was being held, comparing to eating steamed stuffed buns.Fang Yuan licked his lips, he was a little hungry, he didn't need the brochure, Fang Yuan immediately ran to sign up.Then, the bun-eating competition began!A plate as big as a steamer was placed in front of him, filled with steamed buns. Even though Fang Yuan felt hungry, seeing so many steamed stuffed buns made him choked up.

The people around had already started eating, and someone in the surrounding area immediately grabbed the buns and stuffed them into their mouths.In people's eyes, all the participants in the steamed stuffed bun eating competition were men, only Fangyuan was a woman, and she ate food voraciously, she was vulgar than a man, everyone was talking about it, and they didn't know which girl it was.

Hearing all the words in his ears, Fang Yuan just wanted to shout, what girl, he is a pure man!After wolfing down ten buns, Fang Yuan felt his stomach was too full to eat any more. He turned around and saw that the others were still eating desperately. Some people ate most of them. For 500 taels, they fought hard!

Eating and eating, Fang Yuan stuffed steamed stuffed buns into his mouth, wanting to cry, but he didn't cry, he knew that he should invite Mrs. Jin to eat steamed stuffed buns, and he made money by entertaining guests, so now it's a good thing, he's just looking for guilt.Sassai, stuff it in your mouth, stuff it until you feel sick and want to vomit.Booklet walked to Fangyuan's side and asked, "If you can't swallow it, do you want some water?"

"You can't drink water, it will make you fuller." Fang Yuan whimpered with a bun in his mouth.Choked in his throat, Fang Yuan beat his chest hard, he felt that he didn't want to eat buns anymore.

With perseverance, they managed to finish eating the buns, and in the end there were only Fang Yuan and another man left, and both of them had reached their limit.When both of them thought the game was over, a large plate of white steamed buns was placed in front of them, and everyone was in an uproar. If they ate any more, they would kill them, right?

Fang Yuan turned to look at the person who brought the steamed buns, and said with a look of disbelief, "You, the competition is not over yet?"

"At the beginning, we eat steamed buns, then steamed buns, and then there are other foods such as sesame seed cakes. As long as anyone can finish them all, 500 pairs of hands will be offered." The person who was asked by Fang Yuan explained.

"I," Fang Yuan stood up with his hands on his stomach, threw himself at the man, and said viciously, "I'll kill you and me!"

"Ah, he passed out." A voice came from the crowd, and another competitor passed out, and now there is only one person left.

The man looked at Fangyuan with a smile and asked, "Do you still want to challenge?"

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