[Quick Transmigration] You scum you deserve it

Patting Fangyuan's head, the booklet boasted, "Compared to your cleverness, your acting skills in fooling everyone are better."

"Hehehe." Fang Yuan grinned, "That's right, it doesn't matter who I am."

"The most hateful thing is," Chuanzi squeezed Fangyuan's face, leaned closer to him, and said, "You even lied to me."

Biting the apple one bite at a time, Fangyuan looked at the brochure, trying to be cute, "I didn't know you well at first, but now that we know each other so well, don't worry about the past."

Shaking his head helplessly, Chuanzi let go of Fangyuan's face, "I don't care about you, I'm not that stingy."

"That's right, the booklet is the most generous." Fang Yuan laughed, and after eating the apple, he picked up the chopsticks and ate the food on the table, "Looking at the situation, the revenge against the emperor is almost ready, what do you think I will do next? good?"

"Don't do anything." The booklet replied, "If you continue to provoke, it will only put you in a dangerous situation. Tonight the emperor will announce his plan to become a queen, and then let them fight. If the fight is almost the same, you can just come out and take a walk." .”

Fangyuan was eating while eating, his lips were slightly curved, but no one noticed what he was saying, "I'm afraid that the emperor will drag me into it. My hatred in the harem is already full. Become the target of public criticism. You also know that the emperor is not stupid, I think he will definitely pull me into the water, and then save me at a critical moment, and win my favor."

"Let's have a look first before we talk," Chuanzi continued to help Fangyuan peel the grapes, "Are we afraid that we can't beat the others together?"

Nodding in agreement, Fang Yuan said proudly, "A husband and wife work together, so you won't be tired from work."

As time passed, the people at the banquet gradually arrived, and the scene was very lively.Officials and concubines kowtowed to the emperor one by one and offered congratulatory gifts. When it was Fang Yuan's turn, he remembered that he hadn't prepared any congratulatory gifts, and forgot to take something with him when he went out.Looking at the apple in front of her eyes, Fang Yuan had an idea, isn't this a ready-made gift?

Picking up an apple, Fang Yuan stepped forward to wish the emperor his birthday. Fang Yuan did it perfunctorily by kneeling or kowtowing, as if he was lying on the ground.After kowtowing and offering congratulatory gifts, Fang Yuan held an apple and handed it to the little eunuch who came over without blushing. The little eunuch was taken aback when he saw the apple in his hand, looked at Fang Yuan again, and signaled with his eyes.

No matter how much he signaled Fang Yuan, he ignored it, the congratulatory gift was an apple, and no matter how much he lingered, he couldn't get anything else.Seeing that Fang Yuan really had no intention of changing it, the little eunuch walked towards the emperor holding an apple.Everyone's gifts must be registered in the register, and not only that, they are reported while registering, and when the reported radius is only one apple, everyone either frowns or snickers.

Fang Yuan didn't care about other people's eyes, an apple was nothing, he originally planned to give nothing away.The emperor looked at Fang Yuan, and Fang Yuan was not afraid of him watching. The emperor's birthday was none of his business, if it wasn't for completing the mission, he wouldn't come.Looking at Fang Yuan's impatient face, he obviously didn't care about the congratulatory gift, maybe even coming to the banquet was reluctant, the emperor lowered his eyes slightly and didn't make a sound.

The emperor didn't make a sound, and the eunuch continued to read. Everyone gave rare treasures and priceless things. Compared with them, Fang Yuan's gifts were indeed much poorer.After delivering the congratulatory gifts, Fang Yuan stepped back, returned to his seat and continued to eat and drink, completely ignoring the emperor's gaze.

Stuffing the grapes in his hand into Fangyuan's mouth, the booklet said leisurely, "You really don't want to see the emperor."

"Of course." Fang Yuan said while chewing something, "Who is he worthy of my attention?"

The couple continued to flirt, completely ignoring the excitement of the banquet.After everyone delivered the congratulatory gifts, they returned to their seats. The emperor raised his wine glass and toasted everyone. Except for Fang Yuan, everyone stood up and poured wine to the emperor.Fang Yuan was eating and drinking, too lazy to move, everyone turned their heads to look at Fang Yuan, secretly observing the emperor's expression.

The emperor just glanced at Fang Yuan and drank a glass, and everyone immediately finished a glass of wine.When everyone sat down, the emperor told them not to be restrained, but to eat and drink. Even so, few people really did that, and they were still very polite.The banquet was going on, the emperor waved away the dancers, announced something in a deep voice, and everyone listened quietly.

"I know that the ministers have been worried about the emptiness of the empress and the instability of the country." The emperor sat firmly, with a regal temperament, "Today, on a happy day, I promised all the ministers to consider establishing an empress. However, the harem Those who can take on the burden of being the mother of a country need to be carefully selected and not hasty."

"I respect the emperor's decree, long live my emperor, long live, long live." Everyone knelt down and shouted long live.

Fang Yuan sat steadily, continued to eat and drink, kneeling or kneeling, the emperor was digging a hole for everyone to dance.The affairs of the harem are more or less related to the previous dynasty, and the claim of establishing a queen is just to make everyone think that there is a chance, so that they can collude and plot.In this way, the emperor will naturally know who is loyal and who is not, and he will kill them all.Fang Yuan just wanted to hehe, so ah, the gratitude of the ministers now may turn into regret in the future.

Everyone got up, all kinds of small calculations in their hearts.The emperor looked at Fangyuan, and said softly, "Gentle."

Fang Yuan reacted for a long time before he realized that he was calling himself, he rolled his eyes in his heart, it must be no good for the emperor to call him.After exchanging glances with the booklet, Fang Yuan stood up and wiped the grease from gnawing chicken legs on his clothes, "What's the matter?"

"Come." The emperor waved to Fangyuan, patted the seat beside him, "Sit here."

Sure enough, nothing good happened, Fang Yuan really wanted to spit in the emperor's face, if he didn't drag him into the water, he would die.Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the booklet, and the booklet nodded slightly, motioning for him to go over.Fang Yuan walked over with displeasure, and sat down next to the emperor, fighting if he was provoked, to see who would win in the end.

Fang Yuan was sitting next to the emperor, in the same position as the emperor, so people couldn't guess.As soon as the emperor announced his intention to become a queen, he asked Fang Yuan to sit with him. The meaning could not be more clear, the candidate for the queen must be Fang Yuan.

The little eunuch held an apple, the emperor took it with a smile, and looked at Fangyuan tenderly in his eyes, "I like the congratulatory gift my concubine Ai gave me, why don't I eat it with my concubine Ai?"

Fang Yuan gave the emperor a blank look, and said coldly, "I'm full, I can't eat."

Hearing Fang Yuan's words, the emperor was not annoyed, held Fang Yuan's hand, and looked at him while biting the apple bit by bit.Fang Yuan tried hard to withdraw his hand, but the emperor grabbed his hand tightly, making him unable to break free.Fang Yuan turned her head to look at the brochure beside her, with a look of grievance on her face, being held by the emperor's hand, so disgusting, huh.

Leaning down and kissing Fang Yuan's face, Booklet comforted, "Be patient, I will disinfect you later."

Hearing the words of the booklet, Fang Yuan's heart was a little more balanced, and she sat beside the emperor with a stinky face, without saying anything.Regarding the emperor's ability to tolerate Fang Yuan's disrespect, everyone had their own ideas. Holding Fang Yuan's hand, the emperor was in a good mood after eating the apple.

The banquet was still going on. As time passed, Fang Yuan's mood became worse and worse. After that, she couldn't take it anymore. Fang Yuan said she was unwell and left.As soon as he left the banquet venue and came to the dark place with trees growing on the side of the road, Fang Yuan immediately grabbed the booklet and kissed, trying to suppress the disgusting feeling in his heart.

Chuanzi kissed Fangyuan's lips, hugged him, and said, "Go back right away, I'll sterilize you."

"Okay." Fang Yuan obediently was picked up by the booklet, and agreed.

Quickly returning to the house, the book closed the door with his feet, and walked to the bed with Fangyuan in his arms.Put Fangyuan on the bed, press the booklet on it, and the two kissed fiercely, which was another good thing.The wind outside gently opened the door, and the booklet got off the bed, walked to the door and closed it, and then turned back to the bed.

Holding Fangyuan in his arms, the booklet said softly, "Do you still feel sick?"

Rubbing the brochure's chest, Fang Yuan shook his head, "With you disinfecting me, I'm already fine."

"Yeah." Patting Fangyuan on the back, the booklet hugged him even tighter, "It seems that the emperor will not let you go, we have to fight quickly."

"How to solve it quickly?" Fang Yuan looked up at the booklet and asked.

Chuanzi pinched Fangyuan's chin, kissed him on the lips, and said, "Didn't he want to make the harem mess up? Then let's mess it up, starting tomorrow, you work harder, go and hold Xie Yirong, I will take care of other things. "

"Okay, it's just right for you to go, and you can avoid the emperor's eyeliner." Fang Yuan hugged the booklet and said with a satisfied face, "Let the matter out of the emperor's control, and let him know that not everything is as he expected."

Kissing Fangyuan's forehead, the booklet said, "I don't want you to be wronged again."

With a smile on the corner of his lips, Fang Yuan turned over and pressed the booklet, and said with a smile, "Then what if you are the one who made me suffer?"

Holding Fangyuan's hand, he licked the booklets one by one, "The one on the bed is pretty good."

Pursing her lips, Fang Yuan said unhappily, "You're lying."

Turning over and overwhelming Fangyuan, the booklet gave him a fiery kiss, "Because I know that you are very warm on the bed, and you must be faking your grievances."

"No." Fang Yuan said angrily, "It's obvious that you deliberately tormented me."

Leaning close to Fangyuan's ear, the booklet whispered ambiguously, "Why am I torturing you?"

Fangyuan was annoyed and didn't answer, Chizi kissed him on the cheek and stopped teasing him.Booklet really likes Fangyuan's acting like a baby, she is especially cute and makes people like her very much.Fangyuan likes to act like a baby to the booklet, it is a kind of dependence, a kind of love.

The two were lying on the bed, and soon their guns went off, and they were entangled again.On the second day, Fang Yuan got up and went to Xie Yirong's residence. According to the previous agreement, Xie Yirong prepared a lot of food for Fang Yuan with a smile on her face. The two chatted and ate.

As for the booklet, he went to each concubine's palace, the booklet didn't do anything, he found some things that shouldn't be there from each concubine's palace, and wrote them down one by one.After writing it all down, the booklet went to see Fangyuan, and as soon as the booklet arrived, Fangyuan bid farewell to Xie Yirong immediately, and brought a box of snacks with him when he left.

Back in the room, Fang Yuan closed the door, sat down at the table, and said while eating, "How is it?"

The brochure sat beside Fang Yuan, took out a booklet, and handed it to Fang Yuan, "I wrote it all down, take a look."

After receiving the note, Fang Yuan exclaimed, "Wow, these concubines are really bold, they have everything they shouldn't have. If all of this is revealed, they will die."

"You don't need to expose it yourself, you have to let them bite each other." The booklet pointed to the two concubines written on the booklet, and said, "These two have never dealt with each other, if you let them know that there is such a thing in the other party's palace, Are you still trying to expose it? The concubines who are related to the two of them will definitely be involved, and if this happens, the harem will be in chaos."

"As soon as the incident happened, the guilty concubine would definitely want to destroy the things in the palace. This is another good opportunity." Fang Yuan turned her head and gave the booklet a thumbs up, "As expected of my man, he does things quickly and well."

Reaching out to close the booklet, the booklet kissed Fangyuan's lips, "Say that sentence again."

Holding up the face of the booklet, Fang Yuan said with a smile, "You are my man."

"En." The booklet responded lightly, kissing the upper round lips.The two kissed, temporarily forgetting about other things.

For several days, people in the palace were panicked. First, Zhang Baolin revealed that there were forbidden objects hidden in Wucai Girl's room, which was found to be true.Afterwards, Wu Cainv claimed that Zhang Baolin also had forbidden items in his house, and it was true after further investigation.When Zhang Baolin and Wu Cainv were arguing, several concubines including Xiao Cairen, Shi Meiren, and Nie Cainv were present. They were exposed by the other party because they were speaking for the two of them, and all of them were verified.

For a time, nearly eight concubines violated the palace rules and were sent to the cold palace.As soon as the matter was over, on the second day, Ma Jieyu exposed Zhao Xiuyuan's private possession of forbidden items and wanted to destroy them, but she found out.It is true that the forbidden items were presented to the emperor.Zhao Xiuyuan accused Ma Jieyu of hiding forbidden items. After investigation, it was true. Their respective good sisters came to intercede, but they were exposed by the other party, and all of the hidden items were hidden.

Due to different possessions of forbidden items, several people were thrown into the cold palace, some were imprisoned in the sky prison, and some were demoted.Two things happened one after another. The concubines who had hidden items in the harem were in danger and did not dare to destroy them. Hiding them was another disaster, and they were anxious.However, the matter was not over yet. On the third day, Jiang Lihua clashed with Xie Yirong and pushed Xie Yirong down. The imperial physician diagnosed that Xie Yirong was pregnant. Although the mother and child were safe for the time being, there was no guarantee that there would be no impact on future childbirth.

The emperor was furious and threw Jiang Lihua into limbo.Fang Yuan sat in the room eating melon seeds while listening to the news, and sneered, "The emperor will not be angry because of Xie Yirong's matter, I'm afraid Jiang Lihua will do something else to offend the emperor. But whatever, the remaining concubines now have to live in peace, Either the high-ranking ones are messing around, but they are clean."

"With so many happenings in a row, the emperor must suspect that someone is behind the scenes." Flipping through the booklet in his hand, the booklet said, "Perhaps measures have been taken."

"It's okay." Fang Yuan threw away the melon seed shells in his hand and clapped his hands, "If we find out, let's show it off. I'm tired of staying in the harem."

Embracing Fang Yuan's waist, Chu Zi kissed his forehead and said, "Thank you for your hard work."

"Obviously you are the one who has worked hard." Fang Yuan said dissatisfiedly, "I just sat in the room, eating and drinking, where is the hard work? On the contrary, it is you who want to inquire about news and deliver news to those concubines."

"I don't feel tired." Booklet patted Fangyuan's head and comforted him.

"But my heart hurts." Fang Yuan pinched Bao Zuo's arm, helped him to beat his back, and said mischievously, "Thanks for your hard work, my good Bao Zuo."

Booklet nodded and said, "Since you think I've worked hard, reward me."

Leaning closer to the booklet, Fang Yuan blinked his eyes and asked, "What reward do you want?"

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