Pledging with God [Norse Mythology]

Since Hainier fed two cans of milk to the two little things by mistake, the two monsters turned into human forms on the first day of their birth.But because the magic power is still shallow, it can only be a cute fat doll with a chubby body, snake tail and cute ears, which reminds him of cute goblins, and he really likes it.

At this time, the little snake man and the little werewolf were huddling in the arms of their mother Heinir, their round arms wrapped around Heinil's neck, hanging on him like this without letting go for a moment.

"Hey, you two, let me go, I'm going to be strangled to death."

Hainier pulled the four small arms above his neck helplessly, and finally moved them away.Holding the two buns in his arms, he solemnly explained to the two little monsters for the umpteenth time:

"I'll say it again, I'm not your mother!"

"Wow... Mom doesn't want me anymore..."

"Wow... Mom is a bully..."

"Stop!" Hainier made a pause gesture.He stroked his forehead bitterly, why did he spread such a painful bun!What about your power and arrogance, the snake of the world and the wolf?

Crying endlessly for these two, the two buns almost flooded Loki's temple with tears.Well, he threw in the towel.

"If the two of you must call me that, you can call me mother, but you must know that you were not born by me. You were born by someone else..."

"Who is that man?" The little wolf nestled in the crook of Heinir's right arm scratched his ear and asked.

"It's Angel...what's his name?" Hainier's mouth twitched, the name of the spirit demon clan was so strange, he actually forgot...

"Idiot, why do you care so much? A mother is a mother. What does it have to do with the person who gave birth." The little snake coiled around Hainier's left arm twitched his brother with its tail.

"Oh. That's right." Little Wolf nodded.My brother was right, he was really stupid.

"No, no, no...you two buns who don't understand anything..."

"Mom, we're not called Baozi! You haven't named us yet?"

Hainier was about to explain, but was interrupted by Xiao Baozi.

give a name to?Hmm, does this still work?Names are not always readily available.Hainier rolled his eyes and said to the little snake, "Your name is Yurmengand."

After speaking, he turned his head again, "Your name is Fenrir."

"Yumengand?" Baozi said.

"Fenrir?" Baozi II.

"Huh... so ugly!" The two buns said in unison.

"Then what do you want to be called?"

It would be nice to have a name, and still be so picky.Hainier was speechless at the two torturers.

"I want to be called Zizi." The little snake said, looking at his noble-colored meatball tail.

"I want to be called Baibai." As a younger brother, the little wolf has followed his elder brother in everything since he was born.

Hainier: "..." No matter how cute your name is, you two cute creatures are monsters after all, aren't you?

"Angel Boda, don't be angry~ Don't worry. A fairy who lives in the Iron Forest came to me just now and told me that Hull has become the ruler of the underworld. So don't worry. Also, the other two you gave birth to The child is about to break its shell..."

When Hainier was lamenting his fate, he heard a noise outside, it seemed that Loki had found his wife.Finally freed!Heinir was overjoyed, and hurriedly ran to the entrance of the temple with two clingy buns in his arms.

"Loki, you're finally back." Heinier happily offered two small buns to the two people at the door, "Look, these are your two children who just broke their shells!"

Standing beside Loki was a tall and plump woman, with devilish fair skin, blood-red lips, charming purple pupils, pointed devil ears, and two horns that looked extremely hard. Above her head, the most eye-catching thing is the huge red bone wings spread out behind her!

This is the Spirit Demon Race?She looks so monstrous, she's a devil who tempts people to fall...

In his impression, Loki's wife Angel Boda is the female giant of the giant family in Norse mythology.But now it seems that the giant race does not exist here, but is replaced by the evil spirit demon race.

Where there are gods, there must be demons, and Hainier, who has been scorched by all kinds of absurd lightning, can guess that if the gods of Asgard are symbols of light, then the spirit demons must be as specialized as the giants. A dark race against the gods.

"Loki, who is he?" The woman pointed at Heinil with her index finger with long red nails, and asked sharply.

"Mom. Mom. Who is she?" The little buns were caught by this momentum and burrowed into Hainier's arms.This woman is so scary.

"he is……"

"Mom? Loki! You actually went to have a baby with someone else behind my back! You still have the face to ask me to come back!"

Just as Loki was about to explain, Angel Boda became angry!The demon spread its wings and flew into the sky, and sent a red fire to Loki!

"No, Angel Boda, listen to my explanation..."

Loki backed away quickly. With a sound of "Boom", the thermal power burned a big black pit on the ground, and white gas hissed out from the pit.

"No need to explain! I have completely seen through you shameless gods!"

"Wait! Angel Boda, this is your child!" Heinil was completely speechless, this woman actually thought that these two buns were born by him and Loki!This is so fucking nonsense!

"My child? You don't even look at those things in your arms! How could I, the number one beauty of the spirit demon clan, give birth to three monster children in a row? And both of them are called your mother!"

What?Although these two buns are a bit weird, they are still cute.Why doesn't this woman recognize her?But now is not the time to talk about it, it's better to quickly pick him up.

"No, this is a misunderstanding. I'm a man, how could I have children!" Heinier argued, pointing to Loki next to him, "Loki can testify! I will never give birth!".

This is simply the number one unjust case in the heavens!This woman must have been stimulated to go crazy, she didn't even have normal thinking.

"You still want to lie to me? Don't you think I don't know that the main gods of Asgard allow both men and women to conceive!?" The woman's anger was really scary.

"What rice?" In an instant, an invisible thunder struck Heinier.

"I'm leaving!" the woman said without hesitation.

"Angelboda, you can't go! Where are you going?" Loki shouted to the woman in the sky from behind.

"I've had enough of Arthur Gard, I'm going back to Jotunheim. I'm done with you, Loki! If you want to see me again, give the Apple of Youth to our Demon King." Ann Geerboda then flapped the bone wings a few times in mid-air, and flew away without looking back after saying a word.

"Angel Poda..."

Heinil was still in the midst of the terrifying fact that as a man, if he was accidentally impregnated by any of the main gods of Ashergard, he would be able to get pregnant, when he heard Loki's mournful call.

"Well, Loki, don't be too sad..."

Returning to his senses, Heinir grinned and gave Loki a comforting smile.

"Hainil..."

As if he had finally discovered the instigator of this incident, Loki approached Heinier with the bun hanging step by step, with a characteristic smirk on his face.

"Mom... Dad is so scary..." The two buns made up their minds at this moment.

Hainier has completely surrendered to Baozi, this is simply adding fuel to the fire!In addition, why didn't dad admit the wrong person!But he didn't have time to think too much, because Loki had already forced him to the outer wall of the temple, and then put his hands on both sides of his head, looking like a jackal was about to tear apart his prey.

"You... what are you doing? Loki, it's none of my business..."

"What are you doing?" Loki repeated amusedly, "Hainil, you made my wife mad, and I want you to be responsible!"

Hainier: "..." He was really wronged.

And responsible?How can he be responsible?Rocky's eyes were more sinister than snakes, and Heinier's back began to break out in cold sweat...