Pledging with God [Norse Mythology]

"That is, after you fucked me that day, was I pregnant?!"

Hainier propped himself on top of Balder's body. This posture allowed him to see the slender eyebrows and raised nose of the person below him, as well as the lips that were especially moist after eating grapes, very clearly, and then he naturally Hainier, who was staring at the God of Light carefully, blushed.

"How would I know if you're pregnant?" Bald impatiently stretched out his hand and pushed Hainier on his body, as if he wanted him to go down, but turned his head away from him as if he had nothing to do with him.

"You..." Heinir said angrily.

Although it was too scary to think about a man giving birth to a child, if the other party was Balder, whom he was obsessed with, Heinil thought maybe he could try it?However, the premise is whether the child's father will not even recognize his own child as such a scumbag.

Well, now it's up to him whether he has steamed stuffed buns or not, the person who steamed steamed stuffed buns doesn't have to worry at all!Now, Hainier's face is even more unbearable, right?Baldr's attitude that this matter has nothing to do with him makes Hainier want to immediately press this scum under his body, and then ruthlessly enters his body, ravages him, loves him, and makes him cry under his body begging for mercy until he can no longer ignore any of his feelings!

Thinking about it, Heinil, who seemed to be possessed by a demon, leaned down towards Balder's tightly pursed lips in the big eyes of the gods, and the distance was getting closer and closer. As he got closer, just as he was about to kiss Fangze, an abrupt voice sounded!

"Hainil! I'm back, and I've found a magic medicine that can cure your premature ejaculation!"

Heck, a loud shout pulled Hainier's sanity back from the horizon, and Hainier, who was only close to Balder's lips, fully saw the eyes of the man below him staring at him in astonishment like a torch.

"Oh, it's Borachi, have you come back from bard?" The gods were immediately attracted by Borachi who hadn't appeared for a long time.

"Hmph... I think it's rare..." Heinir said to Baldur in a grumpy voice.

Then he immediately got off Baldr's body, sat on the soft couch on his side, hugged his two legs one in and one out, and came to a Chinese-style cross-legged sitting posture, which was worthy of the excitement. Borachi who came to his side said, "From now on, whoever insults me for premature ejaculation, I will curse his whole family for premature ejaculation!"

"Hehe... Heinir, don't be so excited!" Borachi patted Heinir's shoulder inexplicably, and then, as if conjuring, he took out a pink baby's arm-thick Wearing a small mushroom-shaped plant on his head, he said to Hainier, "Look! This is the magical jingo fruit from the east! With it, you can be cured of your illness and stay away from the troubles of premature ejaculation!"

Hainier despises and is speechless: "..." Bollachi, what about the advertisement? !

However, why does the oblong pink plant root in front of me look so much like the man's thing?Depend on!What kind of plant is this? It's a thick ammo stick!And what else is it called, Jin Ge?Damn it, can this name be any more evil? !

"I'll go. What is this thing? You don't want me to eat it?" Heinil looked at the plant suspiciously.

"Yeah. That's it." Borachi nodded in agreement, then sat down on Hainier's soft couch, and brought the things in front of Hainier as if he was a good brother. To explain how to eat.

"Although it is said that the pulp inside the golden fruit is the essence of healing, the outer shell is also very effective in medicine. You can slowly lick the pink shell with your tongue, and it will bring you incomparable It feels refreshing~ In short, if you eat it, your Jin Ge will definitely not be able to fall!"

"Ouch..." Heinir groaned.He already had goosebumps all over his body!Let him lick this colossal ammo stick plant?Isn't that a disguised mouth!What the hell, how could there be such an evil plant in this world.

"Borachi, I think it's such a good thing, you'd better eat it yourself." Heinier immediately pushed away the evil thing that Boracchi sent under his eyes.Recite ten thousand times silently in my heart, not suitable for children, not suitable for children...

"I'll give you what I told you. How can I take advantage of you!" Bo Laqi seemed very angry, and poked the golden goose on the table in front of Hainier's soft couch where the dinner food was placed.

Hainier: "..." Oh my god, that stick seems to be really hard and won't fall down...

"You guys who only know how to play sadism and have fun, are obscene/evil and chaotic gods, you are simply more filthy than our demon world!"

The Demon Architect, who had been left to dry for a long time, was holding the little Pegasus to seek justice, and finally couldn't stand it anymore and cursed angrily.

"Hmph! How can you insult my noble gods of Asaph, the little boy of the Demon Race." Odin angrily poked the spear in his hand on the ground.

"Noble? Even cheating on betting, and being so irresponsible, how noble are you?"

The architect's questioning was so loud that the gods had nothing to say. After all, it was really unreasonable for them to do this.

"Then what kind of compensation do you want?" Odin asked again.

"First of all, this one, return it to its original owner." The architect said, and put the sleeping white pegasus horse on the floor.

"Ahem... Loki?" Seeing the little Pegasus, Heinel twitched his mouth and glanced at Loki, who was sitting alone in the corner and drinking with a flagon.He still remembered that he had specially reminded this guy to wear a condom before.

"I didn't expect this kind of accident." After being seen by Heinir, Loki finally spoke and explained to him, and then looked at the new meat ball very embarrassed and said, "Whoever you like this, take it away ..."

Gods: "..." It's as easy as throwing a piece of garbage.

"Then why not let me raise it to be my mount." Odin saw the cute pony, and wanted to hug it very sweetly.

"Xiao'er, Xi'er!" The little Pegasus who was awakened, ran away as if he forgot about Odin.

"咴er咴er!"

"Ahh...don't come here, aha...it's itchy..."

The runaway little Pegasus pounced straight towards Heinir, and then reluctantly rubbed back and forth between the long legs exposed from the gap in his robe.

"Wow! Hainier, look! I just said, even the little Pegasus likes your long legs so much!" Whenever Hainier showed his legs, Odur would jump over excitedly.

Hainier: "..." That's just a fur-rubbing habit of animals, okay?But since this little pegasus doesn't rub against anyone, so he came to rub against him, which shows that he is destined to be with him.

"Okay then. I'll keep this little pegasus here." Heinier picked up the little pegasus and handed it to his maid, Gaina, and ordered, "Go and get him one." nest".

Forget it, anyway, it's not the first time he has looked after Loki's children, and it doesn't matter if he sees one more or one less.

"Yes, Your Highness Heinir." Gaina agreed, and then carried the little pegasus away from the banquet hall.

Just when the gods thought that this was the end of the matter, and they all breathed a sigh of relief, the demon architect who was quietly waiting by the side spoke again.

"Just now, it was first, now, and second... This second is the compensation I want."

Gods: "..." Boss, can't you finish speaking in one breath?

"What kind of compensation do you want? I'll give you whatever you say." Odin asked annoyed, wishing that the architect would take something and leave as soon as possible.

The architect raised his hand, and slowly pointed at No.1 Baldr, the superior, "Since you cheated and prevented me from marrying the goddess of beauty, Freya. The compensation I want is to make me grow taller than a flower." Mei's daughter married to Baldr, the god of light!"

"no!"

Before the gods could speak, Heinil embraced Baldr beside him like a hen guarding its cubs.

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Thank you little angel Bumengski, your deep-water torpedoes, bombs, and some fried meatballs that made me hot, love you, yum!