[DC+Marvel] why so serious

aha!Wait for him to see.The clown narrowed his eyes and looked at everyone.

Sandy man, low self-esteem man, talkative, talkative, idiot.After sweeping this side, the clown moved his gaze to the other side.

Blonde sweetheart, bone skin, monkey showman, military genius, a strange big green man and a strange big blond man with a stupid look all over his body.

Finally, the Joker fixes his eyes on Bucky next to Jamie.

Tut tut!The clown can be sure that he is definitely not dreaming. Firstly, two unknown people will not appear in the dream for no reason. Secondly,...

There will never be this masked big dog who keeps "seducing" his well-behaved and sensible son!

"...Daddy..." Jamie looked nervous, afraid that the clown would lose his mind and not recognize him.

The clown heard the call from his obedient son, turned his head, and just had time to grin, before his eyes darkened and he passed out.

"So...he's the one..."

"Daddy?" Tony bit his finger, quickly turned his genius head with high IQ, and said hesitantly.

"That's right." It was Bucky who answered him.

Jamie was accompanying the sleeping clown in the ward, and Bucky came out to pour him a glass of milk.

"Yo! Bucky!" Peter jumped in front of Bucky, "You and Jamie have known each other for the longest time, what is the origin of his Daddy?" Thinking of the scene he broke through, the straightforward Peter couldn't help but hide Ask pinched.

"Yes! Bucky, if you know something, you should tell everyone!" Steve, who had been frowning deeply, also walked over and said.

Not to mention Steve, Natasha and others who are jealous of Jamie's "Super Villain Daddy", even Flint, Max, Tony, etc. who care about Jamie, also gathered together one by one.

And Bucky, who was surrounded by them, lowered his eyes, not knowing what he was thinking.

Then, he put down the glass of milk in his hand and sat down on the chair.

Seeing that there was something going on, everyone hurriedly looked for everyone, either sitting on chairs, leaning against the wall, or standing aside.

All right!Bucky actually felt that he needed to talk about it, because the moment he saw the clown appear, he deeply felt that he would need their help in the future, and there were still many things.

"I only saw him once." Bucky was referring to the time he was pulled into a dream by the clown.

"He gave me a bad feeling..." The first meeting between him and the clown was not pleasant at all. He was not only "joked about", but also snubbed by Jamie because of the clown. once.Moreover, even if this "joke" did not happen, just saying that the clown slashed Jamie in the face was enough to make him feel negative towards the clown.It's just...Joker is Jamie's Daddy after all, and Bucky doesn't want his boy to be difficult.

"Hmm... Popsicle, do you still remember the name of Jamie's Daddy?" Deadpool moaned while holding his head. He always felt that Jamie Daddy's appearance was very familiar, and he didn't know where he had seen it before.Due to the healing factor, Deadpool's cognitive ability is actually problematic, and his memory will disappear from time to time.If the healing factor is killed, he will be killed by the cancer; likewise, if the cancer is eliminated, the healing factor will keep dividing like the cancer until it kills him.

Fortunately, the memory of the days when he hung out with Jamie and others has not disappeared for the time being; unfortunately, the memory of him hanging out with Jamie and others has only "temporarily" disappeared.

"Joker." Bucky spit out the noun coldly.

"J...J..." Deadpool kept patting himself on the head, asking himself nervously, "This name is so familiar, do you remember where you heard it?"

"Idiot, clown (sarcasm) we often say, and clown (fairground clown) maybe you passed the playground one day or saw a child mention it." Deadpool's expression changed, and he said with a poisonous tongue.

In a blink of an eye, he said in pain again: "No! I remember that I really don't know where I saw this name!"

"What you don't remember, do you think we will remember? You might as well ask Rob (the creator of Deadpool──Rob Liefeld) directly if you have this time!"

"Yes!" Deadpool's head stopped immediately, and his back straightened up. "You guys wait for me!" He clenched his fists, and then he disappeared in a hurry.

Already accustomed to Deadpool being out of tune from time to time, Bucky and the others calmly drank milk and chatted about clowns.

"..." And Steve and the others, who are still quite unfamiliar with Deadpool, have a black line.

However, the sensitive Natasha heard a name from Deadpool's nagging—Rob.Her eyes lit up, thinking that this person should be his partner, the person responsible for providing information!

The general intelligence analysts of S.H.I.E.L.D., when dealing with Deadpool mission information, often have some trouble understanding how this guy does those weird and difficult missions.And Natasha, who was temporarily blinded by Deadpool's lust and lack of brains, thought that she might have found the reason for Deadpool's success—a powerful partner.It is very likely that in addition to his role as an intelligence provider, this Rob is also responsible for planning operations, and Deadpool only needs to execute them.

In fact, Deadpool is just a simple mouth, and his IQ is beyond doubt.Of course, to a certain extent, Rob can also be regarded as the information provider of Deadpool.You must know that in the hands of Rob, Deadpool knows all the plots of Marvel, although his brain will lose some memories from time to time.

It is conceivable that when Deadpool comes back with information about the clown, he will definitely be warmly welcomed by Natasha.Fury really hoped to pry a few people from the Guardian team to S.H.I.E.L.D.

"I see!!" Deadpool suddenly appeared on the table next to Bucky.

"Joker! No wonder I think it sounds familiar but I can't figure out which series of Marvel it is. It turns out that they are not from the same company! From this point of view, Jamie may not be from the same company. Let me think about it. , DC, Dark Horse, IMAGE, IDW..." Deadpool said happily to himself.

"Say it! Wade." Peter was the first to say uncontrollably, and his subordinates sprayed out spider silk to wrap Deadpool's legs with ease.

Flint and Max threateningly put sand, put sand, and discharge current.

Deadpool looked at the familiar scene in front of him—a precursor to besieging and beating him.

Raising his hands, Deadpool made a gesture of surrender, "The Joker (Joker) is the super villain of the neighboring company DC Comics, and the number one enemy of Batman. His real name and life experience are still a mystery. He first appeared in April 1940. The first issue of the Batman volume volume."

"The clown has no goals, no rules, he doesn't care about money, and he doesn't seek fame and wealth. He creates explosions and massacres. The clown will also use various themed props to commit crimes. In Wizard magazine, the clown is regarded as the most representative and popular. One of the most recognized villains in the media, ranked No. 100 in the 100. He was also listed as No.2 in IGN's 200 comic villains. Empire Magazine ranked the Joker eighth among the greatest comic characters in history ( Highest-ranked minor/villain character). The Joker was ranked fifth for the last time on Wizard magazine's 100 Greatest Comic Book Characters, and was also the highest-ranked villain. On Fandomania.com's list of the [-] Greatest Comic Book Characters A great fictional character, he's on the [-]th list." The joker's greatest weapon, laughing gas, was deliberately ignored.

Speaking of this, Deadpool couldn't help sighing enviously: "His charm is really great!"

Bucky and the others, who were used to clearing out the incomprehensible words in Deadpool's speech, studied the clown carefully.

Although Steve, Natasha and others didn't know what was going on, they could clearly hear what Deadpool said—clowns have no goals, no rules, don't care about money, and don't seek fame and wealth to create explosions and massacres to commit crimes.

"I'm going back." Bucky took the milk glass he filled for Jamie and his own, and walked towards the clown's ward.

As soon as he was gone, the remaining people clearly divided into three groups.

The first group, a small circle formed automatically and consciously by the watchman squad.

The second group, Steve, Natasha, and Barton, were worried about whether the super villain, the clown, would commit a crime, and even brought Jamie and others to make trouble together.

The third group is the neutral faction—Dr. Banner and Saul.It's just that Dr. Banner's seat is not known whether it was intentional or unintentional, or he was forced by the like-minded Tony to sit closer to the Watcher team.

Of course, these things have nothing to do with Bucky at the moment.

Bucky returned to the clown's ward, gently opened the door, and looked inside.

Immediately met a pair of black eyes mixed with malice, ridicule, madness, and a trace of killing intent, as if even light could not escape.

"Hush──" The clown gently raised his index finger to his mouth, and gently patted the back of Jamie who had fallen asleep lovingly.Even though Jamie's appearance has grown a lot, in the eyes of the clown, he is still the kid who asked him to sing a lullaby to sleep.

With fixed eyes, Bucky closed the door softly, put down the cup, gently picked up Jamie who was curled up beside the bed, and placed him on another bed in the room.

The clown didn't stop him either, but just watched his every move with great interest.

Bucky sat on Jamie's bed by himself, running his fingers through Jamie's hair.

The room was silent, and the sober two seemed to be fighting who would lose their temper first.

After a long time, "Masked dog, you should be the clearest." The clown's silky voice sounded first.

"Meet someone who changes your life, and then you are lost. A small encounter can break up a person's many pasts." The clown's eyes are blurred, and he doesn't know if he is watching through the void who.

Yes.

Bucky was silent, and the Joker didn't need an answer from him.

"Don't you have a feeling that your whole life was there for someone at a time."

some.

"It shouldn't be called an encounter, it's a destiny. Everything guides you to meet the person you are destined to meet in your life."

Destined... Bucky happily swept his thumb across Jamie's smooth cheeks.He liked the word, and liked it when it was used between him and Jamie.

And the clown was completely immersed in the atmosphere he created, his thoughts diverged, and he wondered if he was thinking about that fellow in bat skin.

After a while, he woke up and glanced at Bucky who was still taking care of Jamie.

"Masked dog, listen!" The clown, who had woken up when Bucky left the room, exchanged memories of this time with Jamie who was "lost and found".

"Jamie, it's my son! Mine!" The clown looked critically at Bucky, who was "without half his body". The grown up bamboo horse Captain America can throw it away, but the clown doesn't like Bucky even if he looks at it horizontally and vertically.Moreover, this "masked big dog" actually!Taking advantage of his precious son! !So the Joker has every reason to be hostile to Bucky.

But... there is no doubt that this "masked big dog" is indeed obedient and capable enough to protect his son.

That's why the Joker decided to keep him alive for the time being.

"No." Bucky retorted the Joker.

His mechanical arm glowed dangerously, "Jamie is mine." His tone was firm, and even if you were Jamie's Daddy, don't expect me to back down.

To be honest, the clown doesn't have any requirements on whether his good son's partner is a man or a woman, as long as his son is attractive and the other party is capable.It's just that Jamie fell in love with this "big dog" with brown hair and ice blue eyes, which has no interest at all.

"Get out! Give me a glass of whiskey!" The clown didn't bother to argue with him.

"You were seriously injured. The doctor said that your body is not suitable for drinking." Although Bucky had a bad impression of the clown, after being brainwashed many times, he decided that the clown = Jamie's Daddy. After this formula, the clown is really regarded as the filial piety of the elders.Besides, the doctor said, given his injury—the comminuted fracture of his vertebrae, he would only be able to sit in a wheelchair for the rest of his life under normal circumstances.Take care of the disabled yourself!Thinking of this, Bucky decided that no matter how angry the clown was, for the sake of Jamie and his spine, he would endure it.

The clown lost his breath for a while, but he couldn't say anything to Bucky's sincere disapproval of his behavior that harmed his health.

"Drink milk! The zinc in milk can make the wound heal faster." Bucky took the milk that had been poured for Jamie, handed it to the clown, and said seriously.

The clown was stunned, "I drink milk to make the wound heal faster. So you want to tell me that you drink milk to supplement calcium and prevent osteoporosis?" He said with a mocking face, but his hand Involuntarily took the milk cup and took a sip.

"No." Bucky took a sip of milk calmly, "Milk is rich in vitamin A, which can prevent dryness and dullness of the skin, and make the skin fair and shiny." At this "age", he must maintain his appearance well, Otherwise, when we go out with Jamie in the future, people will ask if Jamie is his grandson, no!It was the great-grandson who got it! ?

"Pfft! Cough, cough, cough!" The clown spit out most of the unswallowed milk in shock, and coughed himself.

"Shhh!" Bucky frowned, indicating that Jamie next to him was still asleep, so don't disturb him.

Bucky put down his glass and patted the Joker on the back to help him recover.

The clown gradually stopped coughing, and looked at Bucky with a strange expression.

"Just joking." With a paralyzed face, Bucky said that he was just joking just now without changing his expression.Although he also has this consideration in drinking milk now, the main reason is that he and Jamie also really love drinking milk.

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