Immortal cultivators are cheap and invincible

"You said you accidentally bumped into me when I was traveling through time and space?"

"uh-huh."

"You said that the medicine I took last night contained the special energy you must have when you wake up?"

"uh-huh."

"You said you forgot where you came from, and now you are reluctant to hang out with me?"

"uh-huh."

"Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, your size! I think you're tired and crooked!" Huang Mao slapped Xiaoyu on the head.Xiaoyu couldn't dodge in time, like a mosquito being shot, she fell out of the air with her head tilted.

"Don't bully me too much! It's all because of your dirty thoughts that I became like this when I changed my human form. I haven't turned my face like this. If you force me again, believe it or not... I Walking the bird! If you still want to walk on top of your head, I will piss you off! I will pour your brand!"

"Bitch!" Huang Mao looked at Xiaoyu with contempt on his face. The degree of shamelessness of this person has surpassed all his previous cognition, and he is willing to bow down.

Xiaoyu snorted, patted the dust that didn't exist on her body, and said proudly: "You know you're afraid, it's good if you know you're afraid. Hurry up, I'll find another tens of thousands of pills from yesterday. Come here. Don't worry, I don't want you for nothing, just follow me, and I'll make sure you'll be very cool wherever you go. "

Huang Mao looked at Xiaoyu who was shaking his feet with contempt, and said lightly, there are tens of thousands of them, even if he sells him, he can't buy one.

Xiaoyu received Huang Mao's look, and immediately quit, protesting: "What kind of look is that? Didn't I tell you my ability!? My ability is used to gain favorability, and when the time comes, I will Forcibly help you raise the favorability of everyone at once, oh hahahaha, this world is our world! Then I will make it difficult for you, you are the boss, and I am the second child. It is really a tall and beautiful life ah."

Huang Mao's mouth twitched when he heard Xiaoyu talk about his abilities.That's right, Huang Mao was really excited when he first heard that Xiaoyu had the ability to help him increase his favorability.Think about it, what is there in the world of comprehension, it is people from various schools who compete with you for opportunities.At that time, if someone doesn't like her, Xiaoyu will use her ultimate trick to go there.No matter how big the hatred is, let's become brothers right away. Have a drink, dress up as a lolita, dress up... Wait, bad taste must be low-key, low-key.

But the imagination is beautiful, the reality is very skinny.Xiaoyu needs energy to launch the ultimate trick, and that energy is the ray of life contained in the elixir last night.

This prodigal bastard, he had worked so hard to get the elixir vine in exchange for the elixir, but when it got to Xiaoyu's side, he only got 0.001 of the energy when he calculated it as a number!With such a little energy, I can't do shit, I can only keep Xiaoyu from sleeping!

Huang Mao really wanted to raise a middle finger towards the sky, and then cursed: I'll go to your uncle!

Seeing Huang Mao's face constantly changing, Xiaoyu also sighed faintly, flew up and sat on Huang Mao's shoulder, and put his hand on Huang Mao's ear in a very funny way, as if it was on Huang Mao's ear. With the same shoulder, he said with emotion: "Brother, don't be like this, look away, the daughter will come back after it is gone." After a while, Xiaoyu said again: "Silly boy, why bother? The salt I have eaten is more than that." You have eaten a lot, come, let me show you a clear way.

Go straight out, turn left and go straight, you can see a small yard.There lived a Sao Nian with both civil and military skills. It is said that this Sao Nian has many things we need.I call the shots and promise you to him.It's all a family, and it's not too much to take some things from him.go!Yellow boy!I see you! "

Huang Mao listened to Xiaoyu's chatter, and said angrily: "I am the master, I promised you to him! Why don't you use beauty tricks or something!?"

"Can you stop being narcissistic, can you stop using the word beauty on yourself!? My teeth hurt after hearing that. Although, I am a beauty myself, so I can use beauty tricks.

but!You didn't see my little brother yesterday, and I hate to admit it, but it's kind of small.For you human beings, it is like a toothpick, which cannot satisfy the lusty years of human beings.You have to firmly believe that loving it is made. "Xiaoyu said with a preaching tone.

"Hmph." Huang Mao compared his little finger with his thumb, and said with a sneer, "The toothpick is flattering you. I think it's the strands of hair, tsk tsk."

Xiaoyu: ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮

Huang Mao was flirting with Xiaoyu, when a ground squirrel knocked on the door and said, "Master, Huang Yiyuan is here, he wants to see you."

Xiaoyu's eyes lit up immediately, and she encouraged her, "Young man, change your clothes quickly. Remember, show more flesh. It's best to act like a weak willow supporting the wind, with lingering affection in your eyes, and try to take him down once!" "

"Go to hell!" Huang Mao waved his hand and slapped Xiaoyu out again.In other words, I shoot and shoot, why does Huang Mao feel that the more he shoots, the more he gets used to it?Well, this is really a profound question, you must think about it in the future.

"I'm here." Huang Mao opened the door, but Xiaoyu jumped into Huang Mao's clothes at an extremely fast speed, and settled down leisurely in Huang Mao's arms.Although he can go back to Huang Mao's sea of ​​consciousness, but his sea of ​​consciousness has not yet opened the gate of heaven, and it is chaotic inside, which is too boring.

Huang Mao had a small jade on his chest, and his clothes were a little bulging.Patting his chest, Huang Mao warned: "Don't come out, keep quiet."

"Hey, don't worry."

"Master, Huang Yiyuan is in the living room." The chinchilla still had a wretched look, because he was not sure what Huang Mao's attitude towards Huang Yiyuan was, so he could only speak cautiously.

The ground squirrel has always considered himself a conscientious dog leg, as long as the master shows signs of disliking Huang Yiyuan, he can immediately list ten crimes against Huang Yiyuan that both humans and gods hate.If the master likes it, he can also immediately list Huang Yiyuan's top ten life highlights that everyone loves.

The ground squirrel has always been satisfied with his skill, and is not ashamed but proud.In short, the heart of Mr. Gopher is incomprehensible to those who have no connotation. This has always been something that Gopher has always regretted.

Leading Huang Mao to the living room, the ground squirrel was already eager to try.He prayed, hurry up, Master Huang Mao, hurry up and show some attitude problems towards Huang Yiyuan, so that he can enjoy the food and be a qualified dog leg.

Unfortunately, the ground squirrel was disappointed, because Huang Mao ordered: "Go down, I will have a chat with Huang Yiyuan alone."

"Yes." Hearing that, the ground mouse had no choice but to withdraw. It was a pity that his young master couldn't give him a chance to express his heartfelt heart.

The ground squirrel went out, Huang Mao looked at Huang Yiyuan, and was a little embarrassed to see him staring at him without speaking.After holding back for a long time, I finally spit out a sentence: "... come to have breakfast? Tell me earlier, I will tell you to go down, what do you want to eat, you are welcome."

With a smile in his eyes, Huang Yiyuan shook the knife in his hand and said, "I'm not hungry, I'm just here today..."

"I want the first one, I want the dead one, do you want the elixir! Let me tell you, it's too late, we changed it yesterday, it's useless to regret it!" Seeing Huang Yiyuan talking, he took out the seed of the blood thorn vine, Huang Mao's egg hurts immediately.He already knew that the value of the blood thorn vine was far inferior to the elixir that contained vitality, and he knew it from Shui Wuya's reaction.

"I don't go back on my word, I just came to give you this seed back. You... Did the spirit in your arms tell you?"

"What?" Huang Mao asked in confusion after hearing Huang Yiyuan's nonsensical words.Also, Huang Yiyuan actually recognized Xiaoyu as a weapon spirit?

When Huang Yiyuan saw that the young man opposite him had his eyes wide open, with a sly look in his eyes, as if he was thinking about how to fool him, he suddenly laughed a little.In Huang Yiyuan's eyes, the other party is only a 12-year-old child. He may have been vicious before, but now he may be playing tricks.

But at this moment, in Huang Yiyuan's view, it was just a naughty child playing tricks and playing tricks.This may be because you like a person, and everything he sees is good, and when you don't like him, everything he does is bad.

Just like the spirit weapon, although Huang Yiyuan didn't know where Huang Mao got a spirit weapon, but he had a personal opportunity, so he couldn't ask.The preciousness of the spirit weapon in the world of comprehension can be known by just reading the book. Huang Yiyuan was also sweating for him that the kid was able to walk around with the spirit weapon so grandiosely.

"I won't take your spirit weapon, don't worry. I know how to make alchemy, did this spirit tell you?" This time, Huang Yiyuan asked clearly.

"En~" Huang Mao was about to answer, but when he said it, his words were blocked in his throat.His tongue trembled, and he uttered an ecstatic grace.At the same time, Huang Mao's face flushed strangely, and his eyes narrowed slightly with a trace of desire.

Huang Yiyuan's eyes widened in an instant, and he only saw that the boy opposite him suddenly changed into a different person.There was a hint of lust on his face, his eyes were shining, and two red clouds appeared on his handsome face.Huang Yiyuan looked a little flustered, even at a loss.He felt that he should say something, opened his mouth, but said nothing.

"I'll let go of this kind of seed, you can refine it as soon as possible, I... I'm leaving." Huang Yiyuan put down the seed in his palm, and ran out somewhat desperately.

"Your uncle! You shameless bastard, get out!" After Huang Yiyuan went out, Huang Mao grabbed his crotch and said in shame and indignation.Thinking that his virginity is reserved for his future wife, how could he be defiled by something that is not human!

"Woooo..."

Feeling the struggle to hold something in his hand, Huang Mao was afraid that he would hurt his little brother.Although he really wanted to strangle him, Huang Mao had no choice but to let go.

After a while, Xiaoyu rolled along Huang Mao's trousers with a constipated expression on his face.After coming out, he pinched his waist and scolded: "You are heartless, in order to let you get a long-term meal ticket smoothly, I even fucked up your little brother, what else do you want!? Believe it or not, I will turn my face to you!" look!?"

"You scum! Next time you touch my little brother, I'll stab your ass with a toothpick!"

Xiaoyu just wanted to answer, but seeing Huang Mao's sinister face, thinking that a man can bend and stretch, Xiaoyu immediately changed into a flattering look, and said flatteringly with lowered eyebrows: "Master, don't be like this. I bet my little dick, Huang Yiyuan is absolutely in love with you! I see, tonight I will overturn him with a drug, and then you will be stuffed with sauce, stuffed with sauce. Oh ho ho ho, raw rice cooked cooked rice, Everything will be ok!"