Immortal cultivators are cheap and invincible

Chapter 3 The scenery under the pants at that moment

Huang Yiyuan has a resolute personality. He grew up in elementary school in the original world, and his character has long been established.Otherwise, after he came here, he found that all the talents of this body had disappeared, and he could still grit his teeth and survive as a waste material that could not cultivate immortality.

He usually doesn't like to talk to people, and when he came to the martial arts arena, he just beat his body without saying a word.He was beaten by Huang Mao the day before yesterday, and his body was still injured, which made him feel a little uncomfortable today.Now seeing Huang Mao brought a group of people to the Martial Arts Arena again, the people around knew the grievances between him and Huang Mao, and they all looked at him pointingly, showing faint gloating expressions.

Huang Yiyuan wiped the sweat from his forehead, pulled off the clothes that were thrown aside, casually hung them on his body, and planned to leave with a cold face.

Seeing that Huang Yiyuan was about to leave, Huang Mao was still wondering what method he should use to greet Huang Yiyuan now.Huang Yiyuan looks like his father Huang Chaoyang. Even though he is only twelve or thirteen years old now, he has sharp edges and corners, but he is a little more indifferent than Huang Chaoyang.Huang Mao sees Huang Yiyuan's unapproachable appearance, give him a handkerchief, and he can bite it for you.

For a happy life in the future, brother is going all out!Thinking about it, Huang Mao yelled loudly: "Stop!!"

The three Huang Bo brothers quickly stood up in front of Huang Yiyuan, humming, "The young master came to see you on purpose, why are you running away!?"

Huang Mao was about to cry, (no, I just wanted to say that I love you so much) he could only wave his hand, walked up to Huang Yiyuan, and asked in a caring tone: "Brother Yiyuan, your How's the injury?"

The three Huang Bo brothers, ground squirrel: %&$%&...

"...Are you here to mock me!?" Huang Yiyuan's face darkened, and he took two steps back in shock from Huang Mao's appearance, secretly said: This brat has a brain twitch! ?

"Forget it if you don't believe me. Here, this is the ten-turn pill I stole from my father. At the family meeting, I will beat you upright!" Huang Mao threw out a bottle of pill, with his head raised high, characteristic Fan Er said. (Aren’t you very touched, do you think that I’m not bad at all, it’s just a teenage irritability before. Please say forgive me and don’t be angry, quickly say I’m not angry)

Huang Yiyuan couldn't hear Huang Mao's inner monologue. He took the medicine bottle and put it under his nose to smell it.Huang Yiyuan's pupils shrank slightly, and returned to normal in an instant.He just smelled the ten-revolution elixir, and all kinds of information about the ten-revolution elixir automatically appeared in his mind.

Ten Zhuan Pill, a low-grade human-level elixir, mainly treats trauma and blood stasis, contains 20.00% impurities, has low therapeutic effect, and is non-toxic. The prescription is three grams of snake letter, one gram of wind grass...

Huang Yiyuan was overjoyed, the last time he was beaten by Huang Mao, his inexplicably awakened talent turned out to be so heaven-defying!But everything can't be so perfect, just analyzing such a low-grade low-level elixir, Huang Yiyuan felt that [-]% of his strength was consumed, and his legs were weak.

"Thank you!" This elixir is indeed non-toxic, at least it shows that Huang Mao is not too lowly, Huang Yiyuan thanked him coldly, and turned around leaving a ruthless back.

"Look at my elder brother Yiyuan, although he walks slowly, he walks so resolutely! He is teaching us that to be a human being is like walking. It's okay to be slow, but you must be firm in your beliefs!" Huang Mao's face was full. said the Holy Spirit.

Huang Yiyuan, who was walking ahead, heard this, and suddenly staggered, he obviously just lacked strength, okay?The four ground squirrels blushed, and finally couldn't help it, covered their faces with their hands, and laughed loudly.

After Huang Yiyuan disappeared, the squirrel was puzzled and said, "Master, why are you..."

"Stupid, the young master just wants to change the game, why do you care so much!?" Huang Mao patted the ground squirrel's head with his hand, looking like a child who can't be taught.

Huang Yiyuan left, and Huang Mao didn't stay in the martial arts field any longer.He has all the knowledge about the original body's cultivation in his mind, and the "Chaos Sutra" that the original body cultivated, despite the domineering name, is actually nothing.Although there is nothing to buy on the street, this is what all the promising juniors of the Huang family practice.

"Chaos Sutra" is a non-attribute skill, as long as you have spiritual roots, you can practice it. When the sect of cultivating immortals comes to select disciples, they will test your spiritual roots.Congratulations, then you can choose the exercises that match the attributes of your spiritual root to practice. There is no way, the treasures that test the spiritual root are very precious, and it is very difficult for the family to own them privately!

In order to be able to enter the Dao sect, the original owner was almost only studying the "Chaos Sutra", and rarely studied attack spells.That's why Huang Zhen didn't trust him, and assigned him the three brothers Huang Bo.

Huang Mao didn't know if he had lost his original talent when he passed through.But he knew one thing, he didn't seem to have gold fingers, it was a sad story, and he couldn't think of anything else to do but hug his thighs.

He is different from Huang Yiyuan. Huang Yiyuan has a firm personality, and cultivation has always been what he pursued in his previous life.So when he came to this world, Huang Yiyuan was excited and excited.

But Huang Mao is different, to put it bluntly, he is a lazy person, otherwise he can become the scum of society?Let him, like Huang Yiyuan, go through many barriers, kill, and finally climb the fairy road, he probably can't do it.For those who can't even persist in the military training in junior high school, it's better to wash up and go to bed early.

Although he said to wash up and go to bed early, at night when the moon was high, Huang Mao came out of his room quietly with his butt pouted, and then closed the door secretly.

He tiptoed and walked out of the yard. There were no guards outside his house tonight. Hehe, he deliberately found excuses to send them away during the day.Fortunately, his cheap father has been busy recently and has no time to take care of him.

"Finally got out, I thought it would be so difficult, hum!" Huang Mao, who had slipped to the back hill of Huang Mansion, said proudly.

"Master, what are we doing out here?"

"You...you, ground squirrel, you are so insane! You followed me!"

"No, no, young master, don't misunderstand. The master asked me to protect you, of course I will follow you. And you think, young master, without me, would you be able to come here so swaggeringly?"

"I'm not so swaggering, I obviously relied on my brilliance and martial arts to get here!" Huang Mao tried his best to deny it.

Three strands of beard fluttered under the squirrel's chin, and he immediately flattered: "That is, that is, there is no villain, and you must be able to come here without disturbing anyone, young master! By the way, young master, why are we here?"

"Shh, since you're here, follow me. Let's hide and climb up that tree. Hurry up."

A quarter of an hour later.

The ground squirrel hugged the tree trunk, hid in the thick leaves, and asked nervously, "Master, what are we going to do?"

Two quarters later.

The ground squirrel hugged the tree trunk and said calmly: "Master, don't shake your hands, and be careful not to fall.

After half an hour.

The ground squirrel yawned and said boredly, "Master, I'm so sleepy."

"Ha, I'm sleepy too." Huang Mao hugged the tree trunk with one hand, rubbed his fighting eyelids, and kept cursing Huang Yiyuan in his heart.You can't get out, are you a good student after all, as a protagonist, bad review!

"Go down, my body is full of itchy bumps, it's really uncomfortable." Huang Mao scratched his arm, displeased.

Although it is a big night, the night is very good, the sky is full of stars.The road can also be seen very clearly, so there is no need to worry about the problem of being black.

"Let's go, let's take a bath." Leading the ground squirrel, Huang Mao found a stream.He wiped the mosquito bag with cold water, and the cool feeling really reduced his itching a lot.

It's a very hot day now, and his body is not invulnerable to cold and heat, so he can't bear the heat naturally.Huang Mao ignored the ground squirrel, threw his clothes aside, and walked barefoot into the creek.

The ground squirrel also began to take off his clothes, but he didn't know it, thinking that the ground squirrel was going to do something wrong to that young man with red lips and white teeth in the creek.Who told him to look so wretched, with the action of undressing, he became even more wretched.

"Young master, what are we doing out at night?" The chinchilla sat not far from Huang Mao, wondering.

"Stay away from me, look at your mean look, I want to beat you up." Huang Mao waved his hand annoyed.

"Hey, master, I actually know that I look wretched, and I also know that you just say you dislike me, but you don't treat me like a dog in your heart. I am not a good person, but it is not bad to follow you."

"You're a human, what kind of dog! I'm here looking for Huang Yiyuan. It's said that he doesn't sleep at night and comes here to steal someone. I just want to see if the person he stole is pretty, hehe." Huang Mao smiled wretchedly. road.

"Hey, hey..." The ground squirrel immediately laughed in unison.

"Shua!" A wooden stick came towards him, and it was inserted into the stone in front of Huang Mao's eyes.

"Who!?" The chinchilla stood up and looked around vigilantly.Suddenly, the ground mouse's small eyes widened in vain, its hands curled up, the veins on the back of the palms protruded, and it grabbed a place violently.

boom! !All the stones standing in front of the ground squirrel were crushed under his claws.Ding!Finally, there was the sound of metal hitting.

"Stop it, I don't mean to kill Huang Mao, otherwise the stick isn't stuck in a rock!"

"Chinchilla, stop!" Hearing Huang Yiyuan's voice, Huang Mao immediately shouted.

At this moment, the squirrel actually had a bit of majesty, put his hands back on his back, and stared at Huang Yiyuan with sharp eyes.Huang Yiyuan held a scimitar with a black scabbard in his hand, and the knife was lying across his chest at the moment, looking at the chinchilla as if facing a formidable enemy.At this moment, he is far from being the opponent of the opponent. The palm just now caused him to suffer serious internal injuries.

"Huang Mao, it's dangerous here, let the ground squirrel take you back!" Huang Yiyuan frowned and reminded him, he only risked reminding him just now for the sake of Huang Mao's gift of medicine.But he didn't expect the ground squirrel to react so strongly that it almost killed him.

Both Huang Yiyuan and the chinchilla looked like masters at the moment, but they didn't even look at their virtues.The ground squirrel is skinny, what do you pretend to be wearing a pair of underpants.There is also Huang Yiyuan, who also has a pair of underpants, or a pair of wet underpants, is he holding a knife and intending to swing it out of the palace!

Huang Mao complained silently in his heart, but he also knew what danger Huang Yiyuan was talking about. Isn't it that the moonlight grass has matured tonight.Although a monster equivalent to the eighth level of Qi training level ran out, but in the end, both sides were hurt.

Huang Mao suddenly had a flash of inspiration, knowing that the plot could be his golden finger! ?But this golden finger is too weak, and he doesn't know the plot completely.

Huang Mao was trying to find some reason to prevaricate, but the ground underneath shook unexpectedly.Huang Mao suddenly yelled: "Earthquake! The year is not good!" Then he grabbed the clothes on the side and started to run. Clothes run again.

"Huang Mao, give me back my clothes!" Huang Yiyuan shouted angrily.

"Master, don't take my clothes!" This is the anxious chinchilla shouting.

Since Huang Mao had just watched the fight between the chinchilla and Huang Yiyuan, Huang Mao was the farthest away from his pile of clothes, and he couldn't get them.Under such circumstances, he cheated with two piles of clothes and ran away, but none of the piles belonged to him.

If someone looks down from a high altitude, they will find a very strange present.The one who ran to the front was a boy holding a pile of clothes, and on the right were followed by two people in underpants running wildly.And behind everyone, a monster with only three legs was roaring loudly, chasing Huang Yiyuan who was at the end very fast.

"Master Ben...Master Ben is about to climb a tree, run...I can't run anymore." Huang Mao just hugged the clothes, and he didn't have time to put them on.Now that I don't need any more clothes, I threw it aside and started climbing the tree.

After a while, the ground squirrel also came.Hearing the movement behind him, he saw Huang Mao climbing a tree, so the chinchilla climbed up with a whoosh, and gave Huang Mao a hand.

When the two reached the top of the tree, the ground squirrel said with lingering fear: "Young master, the three-legged monster behind is from the eighth level of Qi training. We won't die here tonight."

"Isn't Huang Yiyuan still down here? Don't worry, he will lure him away...Damn it, Huang Yiyuan, are you cheap? If you want to climb a tree, don't climb this one!!" Huang Yiyuan was also extremely fast at this moment. Climbing up the same tree at a high speed, Huang Mao's face turned black.

"Your root is the thickest and biggest!" Huang Yiyuan shouted from below.

"I love to hear that, young master, I'm the thickest and biggest, haha!" The chinchilla looked at it with enthusiasm, boy, at this time, can you be different!

"Master, shall I kick Huang Yiyuan off?" the chinchilla said in a dark tone.

boom!boom!boom! ...

Before Huang Mao could answer, the monster was already hitting the tree.Huang Yiyuan didn't stand still halfway through the climb, and slid down a bit.The monsters bumped into one after another, and Huang Yiyuan crawled unsteadily amidst the huge shaking.

"Huh, huh...it's almost there at last." Huang Yiyuan also pulled out a huge branch, panting.

tick, tick...

"What is this?" Huang Yiyuan wiped off the sudden drop from his head, and when he looked up, his face was covered with black lines.As Huang Mao had just crawled out of the water, he ran furiously again, leaving only a pair of underpants, and Huang Mao, whose underpants were still firmly stuck to his skin, was actually on top of his head.What he saw below was too 'ecstasy', the water was still dripping!Huang Yiyuan suddenly felt that his life was gloomy.

Coincidentally, Huang Mao also lowered his head to look for Huang Yiyuan, who knew that his foothold happened to be not far from Huang Mao's bottom, so it was strange to see Huang Yiyuan under his crotch!

"What are you looking at? Didn't the young master pee out of fear? This is water, do you know!? Do you know that you just crawled out of the water!? What are you looking at? Bow your head! The young master's little brother is a gift that he intends to give to his future wife , Look at that ass!"

Huang Yiyuan moved in embarrassment and wanted to change direction, but the three groups of monsters below collided hard, so he gave up after trying.

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