Don't look at me, I'm not perfect

The sun-dried rabbit is like a young master who grew up in a honey pot and didn't know the world.

Being pampered by Gu Yu, loved by the old man, even holding the big yellow mouse's cup to drink water.

But at this time, he found that Yan An seemed to be no different from him.

There are always more eyes than others.

The soft and glutinous is just the appearance, cut it, it is probably really black.

Yan An calmly hugged the cushion and let him look at him, and asked: "If those people really want to attack you, if they fail this time, there will definitely be a next time. manage?"

"Well... Godfather will check it out."

Yan An said: "I think the best way is actually... beat me up every time I see you."

"what??"

The child squinted his eyes and smiled contentedly: "If you hit a bad mouse, just beat him to be good."

"This…"

"Well, if you don't go on, they will definitely not let go of such a good opportunity, and they will definitely find a way to come up. When the time comes, we will let those people in, beat them up, and send them to the police station." Yan An explain.

Ji Qinian was a little silly: "Huh?"

How did you get involved with the police station?

Yan An tilted his head: "For these bad guys, shouldn't we just let them bathe in the sacred glory of our country? And there are policemen around, why should we do it ourselves?"

Ji Qinian: "..."

It seems to make sense.

But he still remembered: "Didn't Professor Gu tell you not to let you run around and open the door?"

"I didn't run around and I didn't open the door either. It opened the door...it was it." Yan An hooked his finger, and the lucky bamboo beside the entrance suddenly grew, and Ji Qi Nian was lying on his face.

"It will open the door later, I'll change clothes and come out again." Yan An patted Fuguizhu's head, and Fuguizhu crawled up to Ji Qinian, shaking its leaves, as a greeting to him.

Phalaenopsis beside the TV said: "Xiao Zhu, you are going to scare people."

"No, this person looks so similar to the master, and he is also a brother, maybe he can understand us?" Fu Guizhu retorted.

The little Mimosa on the balcony snorted coldly: "It's just a purebred person, how is it possible, hmph."

"Oh, our Xiaocao is angry, the master didn't let Xiaocao accompany him today, but let Xiaozhu come out for activities, Xiaocao is unhappy." Phalaenopsis giggled: "It seems that Xiaocao really likes Master. "

"Master and I are of the same race, I just like it, hey, you are not as good as me as a bamboo for decoration!" The little mimosa is like a high-spirited calf, humming and chirping, and the bamboo next to it A leaf of the old mimosa patted on the tip of its bud: "Don't talk to the elders like this!"

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Little Mimosa felt aggrieved: "Huh...it's not an elder..."

"The master spoils you too much, and raised you up like this!"

Lucky Bamboo is nothing. Little Mimosa is young and was born in this family. It is normal to rely on Yan An. It has lived for decades, so how could it be so fussy with a baby in its infancy.

Little Mimosa began to wail with a whimper: "You all bully me——"

Yan An just came out after changing clothes, long trousers, socks, and a pair of white gloves, holding a gauze cap in his hand, wrapping himself tightly.

"Why are you crying?" Yan An asked subconsciously when he heard the cry of Little Mimosa as soon as he went out.

Ji Qinian turned to look at him: "What did you say?"

"Ah, I said my plants are crying." Yan An said.

He is often more sensitive to plants during the flowering period, and there is a strong smell of plants in this room, and he can communicate without any obstacles even without touching them.

"Plant?" Ji Qinian looked puzzled: "Crying?"

Yan An walked to the balcony, reached out his hand and touched the little mimosa that was crying and trembling with leaves: "What's wrong?"

"Wuah, the master's mother scolded me... Do you not like me anymore and don't want me to open the door anymore..."

Yan An: "..."

61. No fingerprints

"What are you thinking about?" Yan An didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "I asked Xiao Zhu to open the door because it was so close that no one would bump into it later, and I didn't call you back usually, so I just cried like this today."

Little Mimosa slumped: "They were the ones who talked about me first..."

Yan An scratched its twig: "Okay, good boy, I know you are wronged, but if you howl like this, you will disturb others, so let's not be an example, huh?"

"it is good…"

Ji Qinian didn't know when he stood behind him, leaning against the window frame of the floor-to-ceiling window, watching him curiously as if he was talking to himself.

But he didn't really think that his younger brother was having a convulsion. Instead, he looked at him with admiration and said, "Amazing! Yangyang, you are so amazing. You are just like a superhero on TV. He has special powers and needs to be rescued." world!"

Yan An: "..."

"Before saving the world, I think I should save you first." Yan An stood up on his knees.

Just as Ji Qinian was about to speak, the two heard a knock on the door from the living room.

Yan An stretched out his index finger to his lips: "Shhh, here we come."

The person who knocked on the door seemed to be extremely patient and polite. He knocked slowly three times, then stopped for a while, and then knocked again after a few seconds.

Yan An leaned over the cat's eye to watch, and there were two ordinary-looking middle-aged men standing outside, wearing overalls and carrying toolboxes in their hands.

Yan An asked, "Who is it?"

The person outside the door replied: "Sir, we are from the maintenance department. The residents downstairs just reported a water leak from the ceiling. May I ask if the water pipe in your house is broken?"

Ji Qinian lay behind Yan An and couldn't help laughing: "My God, liars still use this trick these days."

Yan An thought for a while, and said: "In fact, there are not many tricks, as long as they are useful, although everyone has seen news about similar deceptions, but because these people are often particularly easy to let people relax their vigilance, and human beings have great forgetfulness, maybe in They will be cautious for a day or two when they see the news, but after a few days, they will forget about these things, so this trick still deceives many people every year."

The people outside the door probably didn't expect that the last time he and Gu Yu went upstairs, they used this excuse of your house leaking water.

"You're right." Ji Qi Nian nodded in agreement: "So the essence of human beings is not only repeaters and lemon essences, but also carp essences, seven-second memory, love to koi, just think about the future of our country Dongliang is the group of people whose exams all depend on transferring to koi, so I feel that the future is bleak."

Yan An snorted: "You are also very reasonable."

Ji Qiannian made a funny expression: "I didn't say it. The netizens who worried about the country and the people turned to koi said it themselves. I saw it by accident when I checked Weibo last time, and I still have a little impression."

The two were chatting at the entrance, and the people outside the door had already frowned slightly and looked at each other. Could it be that their identities were discovered so they ran away?

Yan An asked Ji Qinian to enter the bedroom, sat on the sofa by himself, put the gauze cap on his head, and completely wrapped himself up like a mummy.

Then he waved his hand, motioning for Lucky Bamboo to open the door.

The two middle-aged men outside the door didn't seem to expect that the people inside would open the door as soon as they said it. They were wondering if someone ran away. It seems that the house was too messy just now, and it took a long time to clean up inside. order it.

So sometimes, making excuses for the words and deeds of the enemy is already setting the tone for your fiasco.

Whenever, especially when the two sides are hostile, if you can think of the other side as bad, don't guess well.

Two men entered the door, and the last one turned and closed the door, then locked it silently.

Yan An was already lazily lying on the sofa, his face was tightly covered by the gauze hat, and only the outline of his face could be vaguely seen.

"My house was overhauled last month, and no problems were found at that time. You can take a look at the bathroom first. Generally speaking, water leakage is

The pot in the bathroom. "

"Okay, I'm really sorry, did you interrupt your rest?" The fat middle-aged man looked like a real maintenance worker, with a sincere smile and a sincere greeting to Yan An.

Yan An said: "I'm not bothering you... It's just that I have chickenpox recently, so it's not easy to go out to see people, so I have to cover it up."

"Then be careful, or you will easily get scars." The man smiled, and then took another tall middle-aged man to the bathroom to check the situation. After walking a few steps, he seemed to have discovered something suddenly, and said, "I see There are two pairs of shoes at the door, are there any guests? They can’t be in the bathroom, can they? Then let’s wait a while.”

The child on the sofa replied faintly: "He's not here..."

As if a little sleepy, he even yawned.

The middle-aged man asked calmly, "Then where is he?" Then he quietly waved his hand at the tall man, signaling him to go behind Yan An and wait for an opportunity to make trouble.

"He...he's..." The child's head was shaking bit by bit, as if he was really sleepy, and his speech was a little vague.

The fat man didn't hear clearly: "Where is it?"

The child muttered again, just when the tall man quietly appeared behind him, intending to strangle him with a wire, the child suddenly reached out and grabbed his arm, lifted him up, and drew a circle in the air, Hit the ground.

"He's waiting for you to enter the police station."

The slightly fat man's face changed, he took out the knife hidden in the toolbox and rushed towards Yan An. A fat man with agility is often more feared.

It's just that Yan An didn't seem to feel that he was a big threat. When he stood still and watched him cut the kitchen knife towards him, he suddenly turned over and jumped behind him.

The man was in vain, paused slightly, and was just about to turn around when the junior was kicked.