Don't look at me, I'm not perfect

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"Who?!" The vines at the entrance of the cave disappeared, and Zhu Liankang realized that something was wrong, and walked out from inside, holding a knife, his eyes full of vigilance: "Who is here?"

Dashu asked Yan An: "Aren't you going out?"

Yan An said, "Wait a minute, let him be afraid for a while."

Dashu: "..." This person is not only mysterious, but also a bit dark-hearted, and his interests are a bit beyond Shu's understanding.

"Who! Who picked off Lao Tzu's vines! Do you dare to come out to meet people!"

Yan An and Dashu complained: "It's shameless to return his vine."

Dashu said, "Are you not afraid that he will run away?"

"If he dares to run, I will break his legs."

As a result, Yan An's voice fell, and Zhu Liankang really ran away with the knife in his hand.

The child was ruthlessly ridiculed by the big tree: "Hahahahahahahaha, do you see? Isn't this running?"

Yan An: "..."

Zhu Liankang ran through the mountains according to the escape route he had planned. He was out of breath, and when he felt that it was time to throw people away, he took a few breaths with the knife.

As a result, before he could catch his breath, Zhu Liankang raised his head, his feet went limp in fright, and he collapsed on the ground.

The bare cave entrance in front of him indicated that he ran back to the same place.

"No...impossible..." Zhu Liankang's hairs stood on end. He was very familiar with this mountain, so it was impossible for him to run back to the same place.

As if he didn't believe in evil, Zhu Liankang swallowed, and cautiously approached the cave with a knife in his hand. After visiting for a while, he had to admit that he did run around and came back.

"This...how is this possible..." The man's forehead began to ooze fine sweat, and he suddenly felt that someone had tapped his shoulder, and he turned around and swung the knife, but there was nothing behind him.

It was so quiet that even the chirping of insects could not be heard.

Zhu Liankang felt as if he had stepped into the scene of a ghost movie, and what he encountered was the ghost hitting the wall that only dying people would encounter.

Dashu clicked his tongue twice: "Why don't you give him a good time? How tiring playing like this."

With a leaf of a big tree in his mouth, Yan An spoke vaguely: "I'm in a bad mood today, and I don't want to give him a good time."

"Then how do you give others a good time when you are in a good mood?" Dashu asked with a smile. He actually didn't believe that the boy with slender arms and thin legs and soft, waxy and white skin could directly meet the fierce-looking man with a knife. Positive bar.

The difference between the two is obvious from the outside.

Yan An pondered for a moment: "When you're in a good mood...you'll probably be beaten into a pig and you'll be done."

Dashu: "..."

Kazuki was still chatting alone, and then watched Zhu Liankang stumble and run away with great interest, but in the end he ran around in a circle and returned to the original place, yelled in collapse, continued to run, and ran back again.

Back and forth and back and forth, until he was too tired to run anymore, and then he collapsed on the ground, a little resigned to his fate.

"You...you come out...you are a human or a ghost, what do you want to do!"

Hearing this, Yan An patted the dust off his body, straightened up from the tree trunk, stepped out of the grass and walked out.

The child had both hands in his pockets and a leaf in his mouth. His ruffian movements looked completely different from his baby face. Not only was he not fierce enough, but he was inexplicably cute.

"Do you recognize me?" Yan An asked in an unnatural voice, biting a leaf.

Zhu Liankang was shocked when he saw Yan An: "Ji Qinian?!"

Then after regaining consciousness, he retorted: "No, you are not him, who are you?"

Yan An said: "Of course I am not him, as long as you are not blind, you can tell. As for who I am..."

The child thought for a while, and finally choked out a sentence: "Liangshan Lu Zhishen!"

Zhu Liankang: "..."

The surrounding flowers and plants: "..."

Knowing that the demon was a person, Zhu Liankang seemed to run back with the courage to be scared away, stood up with a knife, and looked at Yan An with sinister eyes: "I didn't want to start killing, but it's fun for you to play me like this son?"

The child nodded honestly: "It's fun."

"you!"

"Didn't you ask me to answer it? Why? Not happy?" Yan An said.

Zhu Liankang slashed directly without saying a word: "I will make you happy today!"

As a result, the soft and cute child tidied up his sleeves slowly, lifted his foot and kicked the hand that Zhu Liankang had chopped off with the knife, kicked the machete aside, and then smashed down with the raised foot, chopping Zhu Liankang coherently The back of the neck, Zhu Liankang's whole body went limp, and he was smashed to the ground.

The surrounding flowers and trees: "..."

The child stepped on his back, and after thinking about it, he simply squatted on it. Ignoring Zhu Liankang's yelling and grinning, he pulled his hair with a smile: "Is it still horizontal?"

"You... who are you? We have no grievances, why are you... ah..."

Yan An smiled without sincerity: "I'm sorry, my hands slipped and I tore off a strand of your hair."

The moment Zhu Liankang's hair was ripped off, tears splashed out: "You...don't go too far..."

"Is this too much?" The child raised his eyebrows, smiled coldly, and lifted the other's head up, bringing his own face closer: "Then when you send people to break into my house and carry my brother away, Have you ever thought about what is too much?"

"You, your brother?"

"You just caught him, and you forgot?"

Zhu Liankang yelled: "Impossible! He is an only child and has no brothers at all!"

Yan An directly threw him face down on the ground: "You still don't allow others to have a brother who has been lost for many years? If you don't have a brother and you are the only child, you can do whatever you want? Today I will teach you what it means to be self-righteous and overestimate yourself!"

"what--"

The wailing startled the birds in all directions, and reached the ears of Gu Yu who was waiting outside the battle circle. Professor Gu couldn't help but shudder.

The flowers, plants and trees around him also shook their leaves, whispering: "My mother, that person is too miserable, right?"

"This howling scared me to the point where several leaves fell off."

"News from the front line! That man was beaten into a pig!"

"Fucking awesome, I can't tell, Shaoxia is still a martial arts prodigy with clear bones."

"I would say the most awesome is the one sitting next to us."

"What?"

"Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, he prefers to travel to the mountains. This person must know the virtues of that child, and dare to be his boyfriend. This is going to be domestic violence in minutes."

The flowers, plants, and trees that had been clamoring and insisting on their opinions were quiet for a rare second, and then they all agreed: "What you said really makes sense!"

"Respect him for being a man!"

After a while, Gu Yu came back to his senses and found a bunch of fruits, leaves and petals smashed down on him.

"What the hell are you doing?! Don't hit your face when you hit someone! Hey, hey! I told you not to hit your face—"

67. It's hard to hear

When Yan An dragged Zhu Liankang's leg out of the woods, he happened to see Gu Yu sitting in the middle of a pile of flowers, leaves and fruits with a paralyzed face.

Petals and leaves were still floating on his head, and his gold-rimmed glasses were taken off, Yan An actually felt that he saw a wronged expression from his coffin.

The child originally wanted to speak to comfort his boyfriend, but threw Zhu Liankang on the ground. When he approached Gu Yu, as soon as he opened his mouth, he smiled respectfully.

Professor Gu who was waiting for his child to comfort him: "..."

Yan An smiled and said, "How did you provoke them?"

Gu Yu was innocent and helpless: "I don't know..."

Yan An pointed his forehead with his index finger, and said, "You are a typical profanity, worthy of the name hahahahahahahahaha."

Gu Yu hummed as if wronged: "Do you not love me anymore, you don't care about me anymore, and you still laugh at me."

The child blushed when he said it: "Who... whoever fell in love with you, shameless!"

Then she reached out to him and said, "here, hurry up."

Gu Yu groaned and groaned as he went downhill, but before he could stand up, he pulled the child and rolled on the ground holding him.

Yan An scolded him: "What's wrong with you!"

As a result, there was a sound of breaking through the air, and a green vine fell down from their original position.

Gu Yu got up and pulled the child up: "Go and call the people in the research institute, and ask them to send someone over quickly."

"What about you?" Yan An asked.

Lu Teng flung towards the two of them again, Gu Yu pushed the child forward, and then dodged himself: "I'm dragging him."

Yan An said, "Then it's better to let me take care of it."

Said that the child rolled up his sleeves and wanted to swing this green vine.

"Yangyang!" Gu Yu hurriedly grabbed his hand: "Don't be impulsive."

"I'm not impulsive, I'm called seeking truth from facts."

Gu Yu knocked on his forehead: "I beg you, please be honest. It's an exception to ask you to clean up Zhu Liankang just now. Forgot that you still want to bloom?"

"Blossoms don't prevent me from beating people." The child said and wanted to rush over, but Professor Gu pulled him back, dumbfounded: "Be obedient!"

He had inquired with Zhang Fangzheng that Yan An's flowering period was unstable and accidents were prone to happen. Regardless of how lively he is now, it is impossible to predict what will happen in the next second.

No matter how powerful Zhu Liankang is, he is only a purebred businessman. At most, he has a sword and a fox pretending to be a tiger. The left and right are no match for Yan An's move. If the child wants to throw fire, it's okay to let him go.

But the plant parasite that suddenly appeared now is not the same kind of person as Zhu Liankang.

No matter what you say, you can't let him go.

Yan An said: "But I won't go, will you go? Do you carry on?" The child was forced to speak the Northeast dialect of whether to carry on or not.

Professor Gu had a knee pain. No one had looked down on him so much since he was a child, but it was the first time he was raped by his own wife.

The two planned to argue with the scriptures, but Lu Teng didn't wait for anyone, and directly chased and fought them. The two fought for a long time, and finally Yan An obediently hid and called.

Let Gu Yu get entangled with the parasite.