Don't look at me, I'm not perfect

"Okay, okay." Yan An said helplessly, "Is it okay if I don't go out? Professor Gu...you are really getting more and more verbose."

Gu Yu: "..."

After a while, the two hung up the phone. Immediately there was a knock on the door of Yan An's house. Yan An went over to the cat's eye and saw Cheng Yu in a fluorescent green hoodie standing at the door with a milk cat in his arms. , with a bunch of things in his hands——

It looks like he came to Tuogu.

Yan An hurriedly turned around, picked up the mask, put it on, put on the hat, and made sure to cover himself tightly before opening the door.

Cheng Yu glanced at him and was taken aback: "Fuck, little ancestor, what are you doing? Agent 007?"

Yan An's voice was muffled: "I've been a little unwell recently, what's the matter?"

"Oh, Lao Gu asked me to bring the cat to you, saying that he is not at home these two days, and you are too lonely by yourself. It just so happens that you don't have to go to school recently, so I will return the cat to you to keep." After a pause, Cheng Yu added another sentence: "This way you won't just run out with nothing to do."

Yan An: "..."

The cat in Cheng Yu's arms "meowed", the milk cat was growing fast, and now it was much bigger than when Yan An first saw it, with blue eyes and pure white fur, it still looked milky.

Yan An was silent for a moment, but still stretched out his hand to pick up the cat. Cheng Yu looked silly and happy, and couldn't see his emotions clearly in his narrowed eyes.

Until he saw Yan An's outstretched hand was still wearing gloves.

"...Xiao Yanyan, tell me... Are you feeling unwell, or are you suffering from some kind of infectious disease with skin ulcers?" Cheng Yu stared at him up and down and looked around: "You are fully armed, I almost put on the sterile gown and entered the sterile ward.”

Yan An said: "Just give me the cat, why ask so many questions?"

Cheng Yu: "..."

My lovely little Yanyan became my brother Yan after getting sick?

Passing the cat to Yan An, the little milk cat took his hand and meowed at him childishly.

Yan An raised his hand to scratch its chin, and the little milk cat purred comfortably. Yan An smiled slightly, and Cheng Yu took the opportunity to say: "This little ancestor is very difficult to serve, and he raises his hand to scratch people every now and then. Don't think it's comfortable to scratch its chin, if you dare to grab the back of its neck, you will definitely..."

Young Master Cheng hadn't finished speaking when he suddenly silenced like a duck with its throat choked.

I saw Yan An pinching the back of the little milk cat's neck, but Cheng Yu's scratchy little ancestor only cared about being cute in his milk, and kept pawing at his arm with his two little paws, meowing. Shouting to please.

Cheng Yu: "..."

Yan An said with a half-smile, "Is there anything else?"

Young Master Cheng shook his head blankly.

"Then go slowly."

Seeing that Yan An was about to close the door, Cheng Yu came back to his senses and raised his hand to stop him: "Wait a minute!"

"What's the matter?"

Cheng Yu handed over a large bag of things in his hand: "This is the little ancestor's cat food, cat litter, cat litter, and cat climbing frame. Everything is here."

Yan An raised his hand to take it: "Thank you."

After seeing off Cheng Yu, Yan An hugged the cat and sat back on the sofa, took off his hat, mask, and gloves, and then squinted his eyes to groom the little milk cat.

The newborn milk cat's fluff is soft and warm to the touch, and Lucky Bamboo smiled maliciously and said, "Oh, our little grass is really going to fall out of favor this time, it just looks like it likes this cat very much. "

Unsurprisingly, the little Mimosa on the balcony yelled again: "You liar!"

Phalaenopsis placed its flower branches: "I said, Laozhu, you are already old, why do you always like to tease children?"

"I didn't tease him, I was telling the truth, or you can see for yourself whether the owner likes that cat very much."

The whole room started to yell again, Yan An, who originally planned to stay out of it, could only stop it: "Okay, stop arguing, and Xiao Zhu, don't tease it, knowing that it is too young to be teased."

"Who told you, master, to protect him every time, this child is about to be spoiled so much by you, master."

One person, one cat, and one house of plants seemed particularly lively. Suddenly, the wall-climbing tiger hanging on the balcony yelled: "Master is not good! Someone is here again!"

"Huh? Who?"

"Two or three strange people, on them... Fuck, master, master, master, they climbed the wall with their bare hands—"

Yan An frowned, put down the cat in his arms and went over, only had time to pull up the hat, and when he poked his head, he saw three stiff-faced people, like Spider-Man, crawling along the wall nimbly and at an extremely fast speed up.

Passers-by below had already noticed the three people climbing the wall with bare hands, and some people took out their mobile phones to take pictures outside. Yan An hurriedly retracted his head and turned back into the room to make a call.

The body's movements are always faster than the brain's. When Yan An regained consciousness, Gu Yu's number appeared on the dialing page.

After hesitating for a second, Yan An still called Yao Xi.

"Hey?"

"Brother Yao, there are three parasitic human beings in my house. They climbed up along the wall, and now there are a group of ordinary people around them. It is estimated that someone has already taken photos and videos and sent them..." Yan An hadn't finished speaking yet. , I heard the sound of glass breaking on the balcony's floor-to-ceiling windows.

Yao Xi on the other end of the phone was shouting, "What's wrong with Yang Yang? What happened?"

Yan An turned around and looked at the three people approaching him, and said softly to Yao Xi with no expression on his face: "It's nothing, the three of them have already entered, what needs to be controlled now is the pedestrians below and the public opinion on the Internet."

"We'll come right now!"

Yan An hung up the phone, tilted his head to look at the three of them, moved his hands slowly, and rolled up his cuffs: "Evolved?"

"Host...perfect..."

Yan An raised his eyebrows: "No matter how perfect I am as a host... none of your business?"

74. Deadly Racing

The numb and stiff parasite humans look like zombies in the last days.

Or the kind that has advanced——

It looks rigid, but it is flexible.

The glass of the floor-to-ceiling windows was shattered all over the place, and the sharp edges and corners reflected the cold light, and a lot of creeper leaves were scattered outside, hanging pitifully on the balcony, whistling to myself distressedly.

"Occupy, occupy you..."

"delicious…"

Seeing this, the Phalaenopsis orchid next to the TV shook its leaves in distaste: "Vulgar! Disgusting! What an insult to politeness!"

Yan An also raised his eyebrows and smiled, and asked warmly, "Want to eat my brain?"

The three parasites nodded honestly.

The child raised his hand and hooked his index finger, and spoke slowly: "If you have the ability, then do it yourself."

Provocation and ridicule, no one will fall.

The three of them looked at each other, and then attacked together, surrounded Yan An in the middle, and cooperated tacitly.

"Yo, I've become smarter." He said something half-mocking, and the child walked among the three of them like a ghost, facing the attack from different directions of the three.

Over there, Yao Xi's brow was sweating, urging Zhang Yong to drive faster, and he almost turned a spacious and heavy SUV into a deadly racing car.

The monkey-like researcher in the back seat comforted: "Brother Yao, don't worry, Brother Yong can't turn the car into a rocket no matter how anxious you are."

Yao Xi glared at him: "What time is it, you still have the heart to make fun of me!"

He sighed, and gripped the armrest harder to maintain his expression: "Really...Brother Yong has already exceeded the speed limit, I

Now there's a... roller coaster vertigo. "

Another researcher next to him turned pale: "Yao... Brother Yao, I really can't go any faster... And look behind, the traffic police are chasing you all the way..."

Only then did Yao Xi concentrate on looking at the rearview mirror. Several police cars were chasing after their car, and the traffic policemen kept holding their horns and yelling at them to stop.

The handsome-looking researcher who pissed off Yan An last time sarcastically said: "According to this speed, the traffic police will also explode the watch? It seems that everyone has the potential to kill the racer. Why should the driver make things difficult for the driver?"

"Okay, don't say a word." Yao Xi felt a headache for this poisonous-mouthed child, and reprimanded helplessly: "Your mouth will cause trouble sooner or later."

Du Kang pouted, not paying attention.

The SUV was drifting and turning on the elevated road, and the traffic police were still chasing him. Yao Xi frowned, took out his phone and muttered, "What's going on with the Liaison Department? Haven't you talked to the Public Security Department yet?"

"Brother Yao, I think the handover is over. You see, the road we are going to take has been cleared. The traffic policemen in the back may be newcomers, and there is probably something wrong with the intermediate message transmission." Monkey King Monkey The fine researcher said.

"It makes sense..." Yao Xi had just opened his mouth when the cell phone in his hand rang suddenly. He looked down at the caller ID, Yao Xi choked and his eyes widened.

Professor Gu's three words were like a reminder, and the people in the back seat saw that his expression was wrong, and asked one after another, "What's wrong?"

"It's...Professor Gu's call..." They didn't tell Gu Yu when they came out, and no one revealed the news. After all, it was about Yan'an. If Professor Gu knew, he would definitely not be obedient and recuperate.

That's why Yan An called him.

"What should I do?" Yao Xi panicked. He was always honest and would not lie. As long as Professor Gu asked, he would definitely reveal the truth.

"Hurry up and pick it up!"

"What did you say after that?"

"Look at what Professor Gu said first, what if it's just trivial matters?"

Yao Xi felt that he was holding a hot potato in his hand, and wanted to cry without tears: "But I'm guilty now!"

The ringtone of the phone suddenly disappeared, looking at the missed call displayed before the screen of the phone went dark, Yao Xi couldn't help swallowing.

"It's over..."

As a result, Gu Yu quickly called again, this time Du Kang directly leaned over and grabbed Yao Xi's phone, and slid to the call button.

"Hello? Professor Gu?"