Don't look at me, I'm not perfect

In the end, it was just that Yan An was still having a temper tantrum, and the little green radish tree hidden in his room would unlock the lock after a while. At least tomorrow morning, he could still go in and sleep with his little friend in his arms.

Professor Gu, who had a good vision in mind, even if he didn't talk about the good night kiss, he just stood at the door with some regrets, then turned and went back to the guest room.

until the next day...

He found the master bedroom door was still locked.

Then the third day, the fourth day, the fifth day...

Even if Gu Yu could comfort himself at first that the little green radish was lazy, or that Yan An forgot to let the little green radish open the door, but after locking it for a few days, no matter how dull he was, he should have discovered Yan An's temper Not quite down yet.

The most irritating thing is that during the day, the two of them lived in peace, talking and laughing, Yan An didn't show any temper, but at night, his own children turned their faces and ruthless as usual, and went back to the room without saying a word and locked the door, and this cycle continued. Repeatedly, instead, Gu Yu couldn't find a breakthrough to ask about not letting him into the room.

No matter how I think about it, I feel a little frustrated.

So Professor Gu, who hadn't hugged anyone for four or five days, went back and forth in the guest room a few times that night, glanced at the mobile phone he had thrown on the bed, frowned and didn't know what he was thinking, and suddenly He grabbed the phone and sat on the bed with a serious face and began to do thousands of degrees.

It’s just that the results from Qiandu are either advertisements for infertility and maternity hospitals, or pop-up windows that look embarrassing with color, thousands of results...

All a little unsatisfactory.

So Professor Gu thought about it, and opened the Lotus University forum that he hadn't logged in for many years.

He decides…

Gather the strengths of a hundred schools of thought.

In the male dormitory of the Lian University, the third child is routinely slumped in a lazy chair without a human figure. While racing against the time when the lights are turned off in the dormitory building to charge the battery, while holding the mobile phone to browse the forum, just refreshed the news, and saw a message posted not long ago Your post has had hundreds of replies.

The title was written very much like some kind of small ad to deceive the amount of money—[What if my boyfriend locks me out at night? 】

Host 1L: I made a mistake a few days ago, but I apologized that night. He seemed to have nothing wrong with him. I think we have resolved the misunderstanding and there are no historical issues. He also talked and laughed with me during the day , It is to lock the door at night and not let me in. I never let me in before, but at least it will be unlocked at night, so that I can come in in the morning and sleep with him, but now he has been there for many days. , I am not allowed to hug him anymore, I would like to ask what should I do?

The third child excitedly scrolled down to reply.

Lao Tzu eats fish but not meat 2L: Landlord, did you make a principled mistake?Like cheating?

Falling in love with a Mustang 3L: Is this kind of boyfriend Liu Xiahui?The first time I saw a guy lock his girlfriend out at night, isn't it that girls are usually more defensive?What happened to the landlord's boyfriend?

There is no grassland at home 4L: Upstairs, if we meet a wolf-like girlfriend, we men will also be afraid. After all, we men also have conservative traditions. Our body and mind belong to our significant other. We must not lose our virginity before marriage. .Hold!

Hen hen clucking 5L: I said what age is it now, upstairs you still have this kind of thinking, opening a house for one day, two days for a certificate, and three days for a baby?I think that the host’s boyfriend just doesn’t love her anymore, and it happened that the host made a mistake, so he seized the opportunity to implement the strategy of letting the host quit and propose a breakup.

...

Landlord 22L:...

Landlord 23L: I am also a man.

Lao Tzu eats fish but not meat 24L:…

Falling in love with a Mustang 25L:…

...

Then the ellipsis suddenly appeared on the dozens of floors. The third child casually grabbed a pear on the table and started to chew, then raised his head and said to the eldest and second child who had already climbed into bed: "Hey, go to the school forum quickly, Ma It's been a long time since De has no gossip onlookers, and I think Gua tonight is quite refreshing."

The third child turned down a few floors, and finally saw the host appearing again.

Landlord 111L: Do you have any objections to my gender?

Hen hen clucking 112L: no no no! (I can feel a murderous aura through the screen...

There is no Grassland 113L at home: The host has an aura of [-] meters, I suddenly feel... the original guess has to be reversed, the host is messing with his wife.

My eldest brother is a fool L: Did the landlord not resist the temptation, and was caught hooking up with the coquettish little Ling outside?

The third child took a bite of the pear, and typed rapidly on the keyboard with his right thumb.

My elder brother is a fool 222L: If it’s not a mistake in principle, I’ll teach you a trick. Since the two of you live under the same roof, you must have a deep relationship. You should pour water on your own bed, and then cry with your pillow Ask for help, just say that the bed is wet and there is no place to sleep, you can’t stretch your arms and legs on the sofa, the space is too narrow, can you make do with him, it’s a test, as long as he still loves you, he will definitely not be indifferent!

Hen hen heheheda 223L: Idiot brother is really amazing, I'm waiting to admire you.

Hen hen clucking 224L: Idiot brother is really amazing, I will worship +1

My eldest brother is a fool 225L: Hen, why don't you support yourself?

Hen hen hehehe 226L: You say me?

Hen hen clucking 227L: Or me?

No Grassland 228L at home:…

Falling in love with a Mustang 229L:…

Lao Tzu eats fish but not meat 230L: Shit, couple names?

Because of the appearance of heheda and jiggada, the building suddenly tilted dozens of floors, and when everyone recalled the topic of this post, the host had disappeared.

I eat fish but not meat 555L: Stop arguing, where is the host?

Falling in love with a Mustang 556L: Scared of it?

There is no Grassland 557L at home: You, the host, come out quickly and continue to talk about the follow-up. Only when you explain the matter clearly can we give you advice.

However, at this time, the landlord had already put the phone aside, turned his head and saw the water glass on the bedside table, thought for a while, got out of bed, took the quilt, and poured the remaining half glass of water on the quilt in a serious manner.

Seeing that the sheets and quilts were getting wet, the man showed a faint smile on his face, then hugged the pillow, and knocked on the door of the master bedroom innocently: "Yangyang, Yangyang? Yangyang, you open the door, I'm having a little problem..."

He harassed him persistently, when the door was suddenly opened, and the child looked at him blankly, "What's the problem?"

"I...my bed is wet..."

107. It's school!

"Is the bed wet?" Yan An was taken aback for a moment, then looked him up and down, and asked doubtfully, "What are you doing to get the bed wet?"

Gu Yu: "I..."

As a result, I didn't come up with a result after working for a long time. It seemed that he was embarrassed. Yan An looked at him for a long time, and suddenly realized: "Did you catch it?"

Gu Yu: "???"

Yan An said: "You should go to the bathroom for this kind of thing, it's easy to get dirty on the bed."

"I'm not me without me..."

"Then how can you wet the bed at this time?" Yan An interrupted him.

Gu Yu lowered his eyes, looking a little pitiful, inexplicably made Yan An feel that the man in front of him was like a big dog who accidentally made a mistake and pulled his ears.

"I was thirsty just now. When I took the cup, I shook my hand, and the glass of water poured out on the bed..."

Hearing this, Yan An looked at him wondering what he was thinking, and the meaning in his dark pupils was unclear, until he saw Gu Yu's heart trembling, and then closed the door with a "bang".

Gu Yu: "..."? ? ?What kind of fifty cents idea did that idiot come up with? ?Obviously useless at all!

His children still ignored him!

As a result, the door was suddenly opened again, and Yan An stood behind the door holding a hair dryer: "Take it and dry it yourself."

Gu Yu: "???"

"It's not a bucket of water. Dry it up early and go to bed early. Next time, don't drink water on the bed. Although you are not Parkinson's, if your hands shake every now and then, do you want your bed?" Yan An said. The hair dryer was stuffed into his arms: "good night."

Saying that, Yan An closed the door and locked it and ignored him.

Gu Yu: "..."

Back in the guest room, Gu Yu threw the pillow and hair dryer on the bed with a cold face, grabbed his phone and clicked on the previous post.

Landlord 1021L: That method is useless at all!My eldest brother is that idiot, you probably are the same as your elder brother!

My eldest brother is an idiot 1022L: Fucking landlord appeared!But why are you insulting my IQ!

Qingqing Grassland 1023L: Front row onlookers (←←)

Hen hen clucking 1024L: The poster seems to have a max anger value, can I ask weakly... what happened?

Hen hen heheheda 1025L: Henjida, did you not examine the questions carefully? The host made it so clear. It must be because I tried the method that the silly brother said and hit a wall and failed.

Falling in love with a Mustang 1026L: Sell melon seeds and peanuts in the front row, sit down and watch, what is the result?

...

Landlord 1222L: He gave me a hair dryer :) let me dry the bed :)

My eldest brother is a fool 1223L: ...

Falling in love with a Mustang 1224L:…

No Grassland 1225L at home:…

Hen hen clucking 1226L: Forgive me for laughing first hahahaha

Hen hen hehe hehe da 1227L: I'm sorry I can't help it hahahaha x10086

My elder brother is a fool 1228L: Landlord, it’s not my fault that my method is useless. My method is aimed at normal people, but your boyfriend... obviously has a different brain circuit from us normal people