【My English】Martial God

After Hong Jiaodong and Iida Tianya tied up Stein, when Hong Jiaodong turned to talk to Long San, he found that he had disappeared.

"Are you looking for that girl just now?" The only person who didn't know who she was was the native professional hero who was attacked at the beginning.

He stretched out his finger and pointed behind him and said, "She ran away just now. While running, she said [don't thank me, I will help you when you see injustice.] or something."

???

The trio of Xiongying looked at each other in blank dismay.

Is this guy playing something weird? ?

Long San over there was running fast, panting and leaning against a wall, she hurriedly took off the mask on her face, revealing her sweaty face.

"This mask is hotter than I thought!" She wiped the sweat from her face and stuffed the mask into her pocket.

Long San now feels that he has to find Ai Jixiut quickly.

"Saotome classmate!!!" Ai Jixiu Te's voice came from a distance, Long San stretched out his hand and waved his eyes brightly and shouted: "Mr. Ai Jixiu Te!!!"

Ai Jixiut heard the voice coming to her quickly, he wanted to yell at her, but he was surprised when he saw her embarrassed look: "You, why are you here?"

Long San's expression was extremely serious, she stretched out her hand and patted herself on the chest and said, "Do good deeds every day!! This trivial matter is not worth mentioning!"

……Oh.

Aijixiut doesn't have time to talk nonsense to her now, he said: "Can you still move? I'm going to support now."

"Totally OK! Follow your instructions!"

"Okay, let's go!"

After everything was dealt with, Long San lay on the bed in the hotel and turned on his phone.

Compared with the other two who were seriously injured, Long San chose to ask Hong Jiaodong, who was the least injured and had a relatively good relationship.

And this person won't say much.

Handsome and handsome Long San: Mr. Hong, which hospital did you go to?

Boom Frozen: [Position]

Hong Jiaodong: How is your injury?

Handsome Ryuzo: It's all right, how about you?Your hand seems to be injured, right?

Boom Jiaodong: No problem.

Handsome Long San: That's fine, I'll go see you tomorrow, get some rest early!Good night!

Hong Jiaodong: Good night.

After Long San asked Aijixiute for leave the next day, he went to the supermarket to buy a melon and went to the hospital to visit the sick.

As soon as she came to their floor, she saw a dog-headed gentleman and two professional heroes coming out of their ward.

After bowing to several people, she walked into the ward.

He received three pairs of resentful gazes head-on.

"Yo yo yo, this injury is so serious." Long San closed the door and put the melon he was holding with a smile and said: "What's the matter, look at me with such eyes."

Seeing that she had no intention of covering up at all, Hong Jiaodong looked at her and said, "You already knew that this kind of thing would happen?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, Mr. Hong, you are ashamed to say that I don't listen carefully in class." She stretched out her finger and shook it: "You are not allowed to use your personality outside of school, so even if you use it, you have to cover it up."

Long San propped his hand on the table and said, "Let me, a scumbag, teach the three top students a lesson."

"...too cunning, Saotome-san..." Izuku Midoriya glanced at her, and this person really wasn't serious.

Who knew that Long San clicked his tongue and said: "You guys! What are you doing so upright!? To be a human being, you have to learn to be flexible, understand!? You can't violate the rules, so let others not know that we violated the rules! When I ran, I didn't run... I really admired it."

We want to run and have no time to run! ! !

Who knows how you slipped so fast! ! !

Long San ignored their resentful gazes again, he dragged the chair over and said, "But I believe you didn't confess me!"

"No." Hong Jiaodong nodded and continued: "The wounds on Stein's body were all taken by Green Valley."

"Oh! Thank you Mr. Lugu!! Come! Please eat melon!!" She patted the watermelon on her hand and said: "I just went to the supermarket to choose it, it is absolutely sweet!"

"Then I'll go find someone to get the knife."

Long San instantly grabbed Hong Jiaodong who wanted to go out and said, "No need! Why is it so troublesome!"

She put the watermelon on the table, and then clapped her hands. First, she held the left and right sides of the watermelon. With a flash of golden light, she directly split the watermelon into two with a "snap". Then, while the other three were stunned, Then break the two-part watermelon vigorously into two parts, a total of four parts.

Then the man took out four spoons wrapped in paper towels from his bag and poked them: "Here! One serving for each person!"

What a new way to open a watermelon! ! !

What the hell! !Personality is what you use it! ! ?

Are you so different even when you open a watermelon, Saotome-san! ? ? ?

Just as Izuku was madly complaining in his heart, Hong Jiao Dong next to him was the first to pick up a piece of watermelon and started to eat, while Iida Tenya on the other side also said: "I'm starting!!" and started digging watermelon.

Izuku Midoriya looked at the three of them who had already eaten it and didn't think there was anything strange about it. He also silently picked up the watermelon and began to eat it.

For a while, the four of them ate melons in harmony in the ward.

"How did the police end this matter?" Long San asked them while eating.

"Let that guy take it down and say that he eliminated it." Hong Jiaodong replied beside him.

"That guy? Andeva?"

"Ah."

Long San pressed a spoon and thought for a while: "Hey? What about you? Nothing else?"

"No." Hong Jiaodong stuffed the watermelon on the spoon into his mouth and said, "Saotome, your watermelon is not bad."

"That's right! Let me tell you, I'm very good at picking watermelons, so you'll definitely be looking for me in picking melons in the future!" She raised her thumb to Hong Jiaodong, with a very proud look on her face.

The four chatted casually, and after eating, Long San took out the trash, but when he came back, he found that Hong Jiao Dong was the only one left.

"Huh? Why are you the only one here?" Long San was a little surprised, she just went to take out the trash, why was there only one left when she came back?

"Iida went to check his arm, and Lugu went to make a phone call." Hong Jiaodong glanced at her and said, "How is the texture of that mask?"

Long San looked at him, then stroked his chin and said, "Do you want to try it?" She took out the folded mask from her bag and handed it to him, who took it and put it on calmly.

When Long San saw it, she covered her mouth and laughed. She laughed louder and louder. Then she looked at Hong Jiaodong and tilted her head in confusion. The man took off his mask while laughing, "Forget it, forget it!" , Mr. Hong is so handsome, even wearing a mask, he still reveals a handsome aura, which is really not suitable hahahahahaha!"

"???"

"To be handsome is to be able to do whatever you want hahahaha!" Long San teased him while stuffing the mask back into his bag.

As for why she laughed, it was purely because the white-red haired big tengu was so funny.

But she was too embarrassed to say it directly, so she could only express it tactfully.

"By the way, Mr. Hong, didn't you also hurt your arm? It's nothing serious, right?" Long San glanced at his bandaged arm, which was still seeping blood.

Hong Jiaodong followed her gaze and looked at his arm and said: "It's just a small injury, how about you? It seems that you were also hit by Stein yesterday..." He glanced at her stomach.

"It's okay! I'm very hard!" She patted her stomach vigorously to show that she was very strong.

Feeling that there was something wrong with this sentence, Hong Jiaodong frowned and thought about it, but he couldn't find a place for him to complain.

And at this moment, Tenya Iida came in with his arms hanging, his expression was not very good.

Long San and Hong Jiaodong immediately interrupted the chat, the two looked at each other, and Hong Jiaodong said: "Iida, what's wrong?"

"Just finished the examination, the doctor said—" Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Lu Gu who had just entered the door.

Lugu came in from the outside and said to Iida: "Iida-kun, just now Liri classmate said..."

But Hong Jiaodong directly interrupted Lu Gu's words: "Lu Gu, just now Iida finished his inspection."

Iida said: "The doctor said that my left hand will have sequelae."

"Sequences? What sequelae?"

Iida touched the two hanging arms and said: "After all, my hands were seriously injured at that time, especially the left hand was the most serious. It seemed that a part called the carpal nerve bundle was injured. It’s just that it’s a little hard to move your fingers and it’s just numb, but it’s said that as long as you undergo surgery and receive nerve transplantation, there’s still a possibility of recovery.”

"When I discovered the hero killer, my mind went blank. I should have notified Mr. Guide first, but I lost my mind due to anger and hurt you all..."

Long San opened his mouth, but closed it again without speaking.

"Although I hate that guy, I have to admit that what he said is very reasonable. So I plan not to treat this arm until I become a real hero."

"Iida-kun! I am the same as you." Green Valley raised his hand, and he said with obvious scars on his hand: "Let's work together, let's work together!"

Looking at the friendship of the boys over there, Long San raised his head to see the unpredictable Hong Jiaodong, and asked strangely: "Mr. Hong, what is your expression?"

"I always feel... sorry."

"???" The three of them looked at the strange-faced Hong Jiaodong with question marks on their heads, and the latter stretched out his hands and said sweatingly: "I feel that as long as you have something to do with me, it will cause problems with other people's hands." It's the same for Green Valley, and it's the same for Iida..."

"Is this a curse?"

"It's almost like an arm terminator."

Long San laughed so hard that he fell back instantly, his head collided with the chair behind him and made a loud [哐——], which startled Hong Jiao Dong next to him and stretched out his hands to help her up. He waved his hand to show that he was fine.

On the same side, Green Valley and Iida also laughed without stopping at all, meaning they coughed from laughter.

"Hahahahahahahaha, arm terminator! Oh my god! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Long San laughed so hard that she was holding him He rubbed his belly that hurt so badly from laughing, and the whole person couldn't stop laughing and shaking non-stop.

"Speaking of it this way, I'll call you Boom Arm Terminator Jiao Dong from now on." Long San covered his wound and laughed aloud as he spoke.

Hearing her call out his name in a soft voice, he was stunned for a moment, then he pursed his lips and remained silent, but the roots behind his ears were a little red.

Long San saw that his ears were a little red, and then Wei Wei leaned over in surprise to take a closer look, but Hong Jiao Dong backed away.

"Pfft, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I offended you." Long San covered his mouth and laughed desperately: "But Mr. Hong's red ears are so cute!"

"..."

"Huh? Why is it more popular? Don't be shy!!"

The author has something to say:

I laughed out loud when I wrote this violent melon, but it's really easy to use! ! ! [silently envious]