[Comprehensive] I have a vulture

Bai Yutang was stunned. Looking at the person who was thrown under the bed, he suddenly raised his hand and patted his forehead vigorously. Only then did he realize that the bun on his hair was the girl's bun, and the skirt was also the skirt that the girl wore.

"You, you, I... this!" Bai Yutang almost stuttered in fright. He pointed at the person under the bed and then at himself, but he didn't know what he was talking about.

Mr. Gongsun was still knocking on the door outside to greet him, Xie Qing stuffed the three treasures into the blanket under the bed and covered them up, and comforted him: "Don't worry about me, it's urgent, bear with me, I'll explain to you later !"

"Fifth Master doesn't have such hobbies!" Bai Yutang heard Xie Qing's voice, turned around and didn't see her shadow, but seeing the skirt flying under his feet, and the gorgeous women's clothing, he thought he was dreaming.

But Bai Yutang didn't care about what she said at all, and ran to the bronze mirror of the dressing table in two or three steps, wanting to see his own appearance.

I don't know if I don't see it, but I was shocked when I saw it, he turned into Xie Qing's appearance!

Bai Yutang raised his hands and rubbed his face, but found that there was no disguise. He was shocked, and suddenly he lowered his head and touched his chest. The bulging soft mass was not very big, but it was definitely not himself. body of.

Xie Qing hurriedly put her hands away honestly, and said angrily, "Bai Yutang! If you touch your hands again, I won't be polite to you!"

There is no doubt that this is Xie Qing's body, Bai Yutang threw the mirror angrily, and cursed: "You crazy girl! Demon girl! Who wants to touch you, what did you do to Fifth Lord!"

After cursing this sentence, he became even more annoyed, because even the voice of cursing was also a thin voice like a silver bell.

He has his own thoughts, but his body has become Xie Qing.

What made him even more surprised and angry was that he seemed unable to control this body. At that moment, he felt as if he had become a wandering spirit, which could only survive by attaching to Xie Qing's body, and would not disperse.

Xie Qing didn't know what he was thinking, so she just persuaded him in a low voice: "Okay, my fifth master Bai, since you've already done this, just stay still, don't tell me you want Zhan Zhao to catch you under the bed? "

Mr. Gongsun had been knocking on the door for a while, and before Bai Yutang could reply, Xie Qing hurried to open the door. Seeing Mr. Gongsun's worried face, she said, "Mr. Gongsun, I'm fine. I accidentally shattered the mirror."

When Bai Yutang saw Mr. Gongsun, he wanted to turn around and leave, but his body didn't obey his control at all, and he was very depressed inside. He shouted in his heart: "Mr. Gongsun, maybe you can see me?"

Of course, Mr. Gongsun couldn't see or hear him. Xie Qing smiled sincerely. In order not to reveal his secrets, he had to let Mr. Gongsun into the room and ask him what happened outside.

"It's probably because Bai Yutang, the five rats who made a big fuss in Tokyo last time, came to Kaifeng Mansion to make trouble again. Qing'er, you stay in the room, close the door, and don't go out. You can come out after the fire is extinguished." Mr. Gongsun looked at it. He looked in Xie Qing's room and found nothing unusual, and was worried about Master Bao's safety, so when he confirmed that Xie Qing was fine, he carefully told her not to go out, and turned to find Master Bao.

Bai Yutang shouted in his heart until his voice was almost smoking, and no one paid any attention to him. Seeing that Mr. Gongsun closed the door again, and only Xie Qing was left in the room, Bai Yutang's mood gradually calmed down. He was silent for a while, and finally Ask: "Xie Qing, you are the soul seducer sent by Lord Yan, have you come to collect Fifth Lord's soul?"

I don't know what he thought of again, and suddenly he started talking to himself: "I don't want to think that Bai Wuye suddenly returned to the nine heavens at a young age. The man is alive, and he will die when he dies. It's just a pity that he couldn't say goodbye to the brothers. , It’s a pity that I haven’t been able to avenge the stinky cat’s broken knife! If the stinky cat rushes to the empty island, the fifth master must take good care of him, and let everyone in the martial arts see whether it is mice who are afraid of cats, or whether they are afraid of cats. Cats are afraid of mice!"

The "revenge of the broken knife" that Bai Yutang mentioned was that when he and Zhan Zhao just met, the knife was cut off by Zhan Zhao with a giant gate. This incident has always been kept in Bai Yutang's heart. He and Zhan Zhao never finished.

Xie Qing silently swept up the broken bronze mirror on the ground with a broom, listening to the sound of fire fighting outside the door, and Bai Yutang himself chattering endlessly.

To be honest, Bai Yutang really had too much to think about, and Xie Qing almost bored him to death, so he had no choice but to interrupt, "My Fifth Master Bai, you haven't reached the point of death yet, you If you want to die, you have to wait a few more years!"

"Old Jia, hurry up and tell him the truth, it's annoying me to death."

Fortunately, there is no specific plot in "Legend of Kaifeng Mansion" this time, so the future direction is not fixed. Lao Jia is not afraid that there will be serious spoilers in Xie Qing's memory, because Xie Qing has never read it. "Three Heroes and Five Righteousness", she has only watched TV dramas and cat and mouse fanfiction.

Xie Qing originally thought that after Bai Yutang knew the truth of the matter, he would be the same as Lu Xiaofeng and Chu Liuxiang. Treat it as a three-day nightmare, just shut up and wait for the dream to wake up, who knows that Bai Yutang is not, his first reaction is different from others, after digesting these memories for a while, he suddenly shouted road:

"Xie Qing! Fifth Lord, I knew you were the one who slandered me! I didn't steal your eagle at all! You deliberately lied in front of Mr. Bao! You even embarrassed Fifth Lord in front of that stinky cat!"

Xie Qing doesn't want to hear him rambling anymore, she needs to plan quickly, how can she make persistent efforts to complete all the tasks of this plot, Master Bao's three treasures have already been obtained, and she will investigate in person when the outside wind passes. The first task has basically been completed with Bai Yutang's assistance, and the last tricky task is to 'show the red official uniform of the guard'.

Seeing that Xie Qing didn't speak, Bai Yutang said again: "Good for you, Xie Qing! You want to steal the three treasures of your lord! But let the fifth master take the blame for you!"

Xie Qing was thinking, if Zhan Zhao hadn't chased Bai Yutang, then he and Mr. Bao would agree that Bai Yutang stole the Three Treasures, and the purpose of Bai Yutang's note was to lure Zhan Zhao to the empty island, Then Zhan Zhao will definitely ask Mr. Bao to let him go to Xingkong Island to find the Three Treasures. If Zhan Zhao has to take his red official uniform with him during his ten-day and half-month business trip, the task will be difficult. up.

She still had to carry this big burden on her body and go on a business trip with Zhan Zhao.

Seeing that Xie Qing ignored her, Bai Yutang asked angrily, "Xie Qing! Why didn't you answer Fifth Master's words!"

Xie Qing rubbed his swollen forehead, and replied: "Bai Yutang, if you keep yelling, I will throw your body to Zhan Zhao! Everyone in the world will know tomorrow that the Chinchilla Bai Yutang robbed you at night. If the treasure fails, the royal cat Zhanzhao will arrest you and put him in the prison of Kaifeng Mansion!"

Bai Wuye is also 20 years old, why is he still so noisy.

Bai Yutang snorted disdainfully through his nostrils: "If you really hand me over, you won't be able to get the Three Treasures either!"

Hey, this kid is quite a thief!

Xie Qing still can't scare Bai Wuye. After much deliberation, he can only think of a way to harm others and benefit himself, and that is to temporarily unite with Bai Wuye, turn around and 'entrap' his deadly enemy to show up as a hero.

She discussed: "Fifth Bai, let's steal the guard's red official uniform together, so that he can't find the clothes in court tomorrow, and Master Bao scolds him to vent your anger on you."

There are a lot of spare official uniforms in the treasury of the Kaifeng Mansion, the guard Zhan will not be able to find official uniforms to wear, she just wants to trick Bai Yutang to help him steal the official uniforms.

Who knew that Bai Yutang wouldn't be fooled, so he raised his face and said, "Hmph, how could such a villain behave like a gentleman! Fifth Master is going to beat him upright!"

Xie Qing couldn't help it. Although Bai Yutang was conceited, he had a clear distinction between good and evil, and he didn't bother to do such a thing.

And Xie Qing squatted on the roof of Bai Yutang for most of the night, and she was tired from tossing around. Hearing the movement in the Kaifeng mansion, the small fire that Bai Yutang set off had been extinguished, so she decided to sleep first. Let's talk about it tomorrow.

Thinking of this, she yawned, climbed into bed, covered the quilt and went to sleep.

But Bai Yutang couldn't fall asleep, how could he fall asleep when he suddenly had such an unheard-of experience.

He was only silent for a short while, then suddenly opened his eyes and asked: "Xie Qing! Fifth Master still has questions to ask you! Why don't you talk to Fifth Master."

"Fifth Lord, just ask whatever you want, Lao Jia will tell you." When Xie Qing was sleepy, his control over Bai Yutang's consciousness would be much reduced, so for the sake of safety, he could only be coaxed to sleep. Xie Qing Only then can I sleep peacefully.

Bai Yutang turned over, stretched out two hands to grab the head of the bed, leaned half of his body under the bed, opened his eyes to look at the blanket, hesitated for a moment, then lifted the blanket, revealing the blanket under the bed. A youthful and beautiful face.

He stretched out his heel finger and poked his own face. He felt unconscious, but still felt that this incident was a bit unbelievable, and sighed, "If my brothers know about this, they will definitely think that I have been bewitched."

He turned over, went back to the bed again, looked at the curtain at the head of the bed, tossed and turned, thought for a while, then crossed his legs and asked:

"Xie Qing, what is a system? Who is Lao Jia?"

"Xie Qing, what do you mean by playing games?"

"Xie Qing, why are Huang Yaoshi, Lu Xiaofeng, and Chu Liuxiang so famous, but I haven't heard of Fifth Master? Their world seems to be very exciting, when will you tell Fifth Master their stories?"

"Xie Qing, do you like that chivalrous man named Dugu Qiubai?"

"Xie Qing, it seems that the vulture you raise is not an ordinary vulture."

"Xie Qing, was Bianjing really captured by the Jin people? Will the Great Song really perish?"

"Xie Qing, what kind of era did you live in? Why is there still a story about me and the smelly cat?!!!"

……

Xie Qing had dark circles under her eyes and didn't sleep well all night.

She wanted to see how the dark circles on her face had changed since she hadn't slept all night, and whether she could see people, but the bronze mirror in the room was smashed to pieces by Bai Yutang. From the bundle on the back of the hall, he took out the yin and yang mirror.

This yin and yang mirror is no different from ordinary mirrors, there is a yin and yang mark in the middle of the copper surface, which should be divided into yin and yang sides, but Xie Qing saw that both sides were copper and polished very brightly. I wanted to take a look, but was stopped by Lao Jia.

Lao Jia hesitated for a while before saying, "This yin and yang mirror, like the Immortal Pillow, belongs to Mr. Bao. It is rumored that Mr. Bao came down to earth from Wenqu Xingjun. If you are an ordinary person, you may cause some trouble if you use it."

Xie Qing didn't believe the myths and rumors about the day breaking the sun and the night breaking the yin, she quietly took a look at herself in the bronze mirror, the dark circles on her face were obviously invisible.

She really wanted to kill Bai Yutang.

"Old Jia, next time I will never equip his skills again!"

The author has something to say: Bai Yutang [touched his chest]: My soul was taken away by that little witch Xie Qing!

Chu Liuxiang [touches her nose]: Brother Bai, I dare not touch her, but you did.

Lu Xiaofeng [touching his beard]: Brother, you are going to die, do you want to hear me sing a song before you die?

Ximen Chuuxue [wiping the sword]: I'm dead, but the sword is left behind.

Huang Yaoshi [glances]: It's better to commit suicide.

Bai Yutang: (⊙o⊙)?