I'm Not Shouldering This Blame

Corgi shook his head suspiciously, and climbed onto the weighing scale on his short legs.

Smart dogs know Arabic numerals and can do some simple addition and subtraction operations. Some dogs have the IQ of a human child at the age of three or four. This Corgi named Tuantuan, because some influence of the "intruder" is left in the soul, It's smarter than its peers.

Although no one taught him arithmetic, Corgi still memorized the scale numbers that symbolized his weight.

Now the pointer tremblingly moved to the right of that number, a huge distance away.

"Wang!"

Look, it's getting fat!

Fat in the hearts of animals is a symbol of health and strength.

A dog with a small belly and thick hair is a symbol of majesty, and it can be so domineering that a bitch can fall in love with it at first sight!

Oh, it doesn't need the last one.

He was a house pet, had regular vaccinations and check-ups at the veterinarian, and was neutered even before the world of abandonment came.

——This is one of the reasons why someone feels that life is worse than death when they find out that they are dressed as a dog.

Now this smart and healthy corgi, standing on the weighing scale and wriggling complacently, has been misunderstood by its owner as anxiety.

"Ah, Tuantuan is getting fat! He has eaten too much recently, he needs to lose weight, Tuantuan!"

The little girl was a little worried. She knelt down and picked up the round "long bread", touching her palms from the back of her neck to her fat buttocks.

The girl tilted her head and made gestures, then struggled to hold Corgi to the sofa cushion, measured it with the teddy bear pattern on it as a comparison, and confirmed the fact that Corgi's buttocks were rounded again.

"Tuantuan, let's discuss one thing. We need to control our weight. If you continue to gain weight, you will get sick!" The girl changed direction and looked at Corgi seriously.

"Woof?" Where is today's dinner?

"It's decided, in the future, your daily exercise time will also increase!"

The winter vacation is over, and the girl will start school tomorrow. Corgi is lying on the blanket, watching the girl organize stationery and books.

"I want to tell those uncles in Red Dragon, and Auntie Guan, that they stop feeding you! The dogs over there are so big and eat a lot, they are different from you!" The girl gestured decently. There is a height difference between military dogs and corgis.

Corgi looked sideways at his belly, a bit puzzled, isn't it good that he is so cool and handsome?Besides, the little master took a fancy to him at the pet store, wasn't it because he was chubby like a ball?

Corgi moved his ears, hugged the legs of the desk and began to think about his dog life.

"Crack." The girl's mother smiled and took a photo.

The whole family gathered around to watch. Fat Bread looked sideways at the camera with a dazed expression. The contrast between Corgi and the table legs was too cute.

It's a pity that I can't post to Moments or Weibo.The members of the Red Dragon team told them about the dangers people with supernatural powers will encounter. Photos from Tuantuan to girls cannot be posted on the Internet casually. Nagging microblogs such as eating and traveling must be posted after leaving that place. .

They were smiling happily at the photo, but Corgi straightened up and looked out the window vigilantly.

"Wang Wang!"

Corgi screamed wildly and flew towards them.

After the "unprofessional training" at the Red Dragon base, even the little girl didn't even look at what happened to the pet, but left her original position immediately and got behind the closet.

"Crack!" The window glass shattered, and a dark green vine stretched in.

There were also screams from outside.

Not only their house, but also the residential building next to it also encountered such a terrifying vine attack. Everything was like in a science fiction movie, and people were horrified.

Corgi rushed to the window, staring hard at the vines that broke through the window.

This thing looks a bit like a wall-climbing tiger, with dense climbing tentacles on it, which looks particularly ferocious when enlarged.

Affected by the expulsion ability, the vine shrank and stopped there.

The girl's parents quickly hugged her and left the room.

"Tuantuan, come out!"

Corgi's fur was all fluffed up, and instead of barking wildly, he let out a threatening grunt from his throat, trying to grin only to show his teeth.

Eventually the vine exited the window, and Corgi turned his head and ran off with his owner's clothes in his mouth.

The corridor was in chaos, and the injured people opened their doors one after another. When they saw the densely packed leaves and vines on the windows of the corridor, they became even more frightened.

"No, go back!"

Green tentacles protruded from the crack of the elevator door, followed by a brute force that pulled the elevator door open.

——The elevator is still on the sixteenth floor above. It is reasonable to say that there is a dark elevator shaft inside, but it turns out to be a pile of green and unknown plant vines.

People scrambled and rushed home, and the anti-theft doors slammed shut.

Corgi didn't let the owner's family in. While blocking the direction of the elevator, Corgi shook his head wildly at the girl.

The ground shakes underfoot, and the walls tilt.

"The house is going to collapse!" Someone shouted loudly at home, followed by a dark and dark bump.

Some people saw thin white silk spewing out of the water pipe, and some saw the cover of the bathroom floor drain being lifted off, and a thing that looked like a mushroom came out, and then they seemed to be bound by something, unable to move.

Because of the Corgi, the girl's family was not entangled by the mycelium, nor directly attacked by the vines. They saw the army of mushrooms coming up to the vines, and they couldn't help saying "covering" them. The dark green vines were like dying pythons, constantly Bouncing struggled.

The duel didn't last long. After half a minute, the vine collapsed in the middle of the mushroom like shriveled green skin, and soon broke into pieces again.

After the catastrophe, the whole building was dilapidated, and the giant mushrooms slowly turned transparent. It could be seen that the outer walls of the building were damaged due to vines, and protruding steel bars abound.

The elevator door was deformed, and there were clumps of gray and white oyster mushrooms inside.

The girl's father stood up in fear, and suddenly found that the whole building was tilted, and the support did not collapse, probably because of the mushrooms.

On the evening of February 2, the first phase of Haicheng XX Washington District was viciously attacked by supernatural beings.

The truth that Red Dragon painstakingly concealed was finally untenable. The official did not explain the reason. The news of plant mutations attacking humans filled the TV screens and the Internet.

***

Jian Hua is watching Li Fei in the kitchen.Although the news brought by Lu Xi during the day was terrible, they returned home and thought about it all afternoon, but they still couldn't find any ideas other than "Korky".

Putting hope on a dog, this is really... It seems that both Red Dragon and Heiyuan are useless to the extreme.

Li Fei was unhappy, Jian Hua asked him to cook dinner in order to divert attention.He also followed up with the kitchen supervisor, because he wanted to understand how Li Fei's dark dishes with "strange flavors" and the porridge with normal color but mushy taste were made.

In some entertainment variety shows that Li Fei participated in in the early years, the tomato scrambled eggs were obviously very good. After joining Li Fei's fan support group, he found out that Li Fei had had a "cooking" related program. Jian Hua immediately searched for that episode on the Internet Watch the video behind Li Fei's back.

Li Fei felt Jian Hua's sharp eyes staring at his every move.

The stress of this culinary exam...

Half an hour later, Jian Hua stroked his chin thoughtfully. He Jian Hua realized that Li Fei's poor cooking skills cannot be blamed at all, nor is it because the film king has no talent in this area.

Li Fei followed the recipe step by step, rigorous and conscientious, except that his movements were not as good-looking and neat as the chef's, there was almost nothing to be picky about, and he didn't make the low-level mistake of pouring the vegetables into the pot before the oil was hot.

The culprit may be Li Fei's "power field"!

The overly powerful flame ability unknowingly affected the ingredients... Li Fei didn't activate the ability, but he wanted to cook things well, and subconsciously let the ability do bad things.

Thinking about it this way, Jian Hua understood the reason why Li Fei wasted so many gibbons' meat and couldn't roast it well when he encountered a big traffic jam in Haicheng last Christmas and entered the abandoned world.

The gibbon's fur is thick and there is a lot of grease underneath, which is even more difficult for Li Fei. If you don't pay attention to it, the skewers will be carbonized.If you want to grasp the degree of "eatable", you are simply reasoning with the "flaming beast", it is completely a matter of luck!

"I think you need to give up the ability more than I do."

A fan of the authorities, Li Fei only found out what the problem was after being woken up by Jian Hua: "..."

Jian Hua pretended to have just remembered, nodded and said: "I forgot, it's not safe for you to reveal your identity without supernatural powers. Apart from cooking, flame powers will not hold you back. I think you probably need A control ability that works like a switch."

"...Stop talking, I'm ordering takeaway."

The film king said that he already understood that before he became an ordinary person again, he would not even think about lighting up the skill of cooking.

Before Li Fei took out his cell phone, Jian Hua's cell phone in the living room rang first.

The caller was Mr. Cheng, and Jian Hua thought it was a phone call concerned about his physical condition today, but when he got through, he heard the old man's anxious voice from inside: "...Are you at home, turn on the TV...any station, Hai Something big happened in the city!"

Li Fei heard the sound on the TV in the kitchen. He came out to look, and it happened that there was a picture on the screen that was obviously taken temporarily by the mobile phone. He saw the plants in the green belt of the community growing wildly, twisting into a huge vine-like object, The photographer kept exclaiming, and then the rose flowers and succulents on the windowsill also changed one after another.

The branches are elongated, the shape is distorted, and the root system breaks through the soil.

The photographer finally got scared, turned around and ran away, and the lens started to blur in a flash.

Then came the sound of running, shattering glass, screaming - and finally blackness.

The video was terminated, and the news host of the Haicheng local station announced with a heavy face that it was a video uploaded by survivors of the accident on the Internet. The number of hits on the Internet has reached six figures and is still rising.

"This is the Nancheng district of Haicheng, the first phase of the XX Huafu community. What happened at around 17:10 this evening. In less than an hour, netizens at home and abroad paid attention to it... The search and rescue operation on the spot is still in progress."

Jian Hua changed a channel, which was showing the crooked building, and the terrified voice of the reporter on the scene: "This is the third residential building, and we saw that it has been seriously damaged, a building like this is in serious danger and may collapse at any time There are still seven buildings in the whole community, now is the precious time for rescue..."

No, there are mushrooms in the house that cannot be poured.

"Doctor Crazy...he has come to China." Li Fei's expression changed slightly.

A high-level ability user whose real name is unknown, S-level wood-type ability, can control plants within a certain range.

As the must-have image of Frankenstein in American hero novels, Dr. Mad mainly relies not on supernatural powers, but on the various instruments he researched and invented, one of which can make monsters grow wildly in a short period of time, and can punch a fist in half a minute. Large black fur balls become the size of a car.

This attack method of giving birth to plants and then controlling them with abilities is one of Dr. Mad's signatures. In the eyes of book walkers, it is as famous as Jian Hua's mushrooms.

"Are you coming to China to seek death?" Jian Hua said coldly.

"According to the overview in the information, he loves chaos and war, and is a complete lunatic... It seems that he is dissatisfied with the attitude of the governments of various countries to conceal the people, wants to unveil the prelude to the war of supernatural beings, and can't wait for the world to fall into panic."

The author has something to say: Little Theater

Jian Hua: Are you coming to China to seek death?

Li Fei: No, he wants to make big news