I'm Not Shouldering This Blame

What's the difference between bringing mushrooms home and hiring thieves?

Even if the customs is locked and no Chinese are allowed to enter, the Devourer has a new ability that is not recorded in the original book. Mushrooms can take people around the world!

At that time, the biggest villain in the original book can come and go freely in his own country, and he can kill whoever he wants. How will this matter end? , Britain, France, Russia and the United States ignored it, some small countries actively came to order, the country has no money, it doesn't matter, mineral resources can be used as money!For those who have long-term cooperative relations with China, Colonel Lu also presented several bottles of mycelia on behalf of the country.

Jian Hua who witnessed the whole process: ...

What is the three-day validity period, others are here, and they can replenish the goods at any time.

Colonel Lu is very principled. He gave the mycelium bottle an effective setting of three days, and he resolutely sold it for only two days. If someone came to look for it evasively, Colonel Lu just pretended that he had worked in the SARTV for more than ten years. With a kind smile from the deputy director, he said that the shelf life had expired, and he had to wait for the special plane for domestic airlift supplies to bring the mycelium bottle.

The location of this meeting is not on the high seas, but an island country in Southeast Asia, because the consumption at sea is too much.

The venue is very shabby, not to mention the accommodation conditions. It is a resort of local attractions. Because of the destruction of the abandoned world, the whole is dilapidated. When you walk out of the guest room and turn two corners, you can see that one wall of the corridor has been turned down. The resort has its own power generation machine, so it can barely be used.

Some countries can still send a plane every few days to deliver some food and drink to people in their own country, while others can only suffer.They eat compressed biscuits, drink filtered fresh water, and roll up their sleeves every day to participate in quarrels.

The island is close to the equator, so there are no four seasons, and it is unbearably hot in April.

The heat is not a problem, and the mosquitoes are rampant.

High-level power users have a "field" and will not be bitten by mosquitoes, but people with weak strength have a limited field and will be disturbed by mosquitoes so that they can't sleep.

Chinese people are not very stressed. There are hyphae on the walls and doors of their rooms. Unless mosquitoes don’t rest their feet, they won’t be able to fly after touching them.

For this reason, ten days later, someone sneaked up to Senior Colonel Lu, gritted his teeth and bought some mycelium bottles—if he didn’t bring them back to his country, he would use them here!This day can't be passed.

Call it a meeting, but quarrel every day.

Regarding the energy-directing device, the United States has a set of ready-made equipment, and of course it requires payment. How can other countries not provide the planned research funds?The response of various countries is that it is okay to pay, the technology is open, and everyone studies together to complete cooperation as soon as possible to save the future of mankind.The United States was unwilling again, and proposed to let other countries send scientists over.

The world is so dangerous, who can guarantee safety if you send people there casually?

So it comes to the question that scientists from various countries must be protected by personnel from various countries. Is the number of people in accordance with the model of the United Nations peacekeeping force?How to sign relevant agreements and supervise each other...

This quarrel has lasted for more than half a month, and the meeting process has not yet reached a result.

That night, Li Fei routinely touched the door of Jian Hua's room, and there was a smell of canned luncheon meat inside, and the plane delivering supplies had just arrived today.

Put some freshly caught shrimp and shellfish, and cook noodles and meat in a small pot. This is a very decent meal.

The chef in charge of cooking is a fire-type supernatural being from Red Dragon, who knocks on the door every day to deliver food. Now that he has just left, Li Fei glanced at the pot on the table and knew that Jian Hua hadn't eaten a single bite.

Jian Hua didn't like to talk very much, and when Li Fei came over, he didn't even need to say hello, he just had to sit down, pick up his chopsticks, and eat together.

Li Fei already knew Jian Hua's taste through observation.

Jian Hua is not very picky about what he eats. People who have lived through a hard life can make do with what they have to eat, but there is always a difference between what people like to eat and what they don't like. Jian Hua never mentions his preferences, just like Li Fei, who eats with him, will naturally pick out the food that Jian Hua doesn't like.

If people who don't know them see it, they must think that Li Fei is very domineering, and pick out the dishes first, and leave the "unnecessary" ones to Jian Hua.

In the pot in front of him, Li Fei's behavior was even more "outrageous". He not only picked up the shellfish, but also captured the shrimp into his bowl.If you don't look at the process, after the pot is empty and the bowl is cleaned, the shrimp shells are all piled up on Li Fei's side, which is really solid evidence.

In fact, someone finished eating the shrimp without peeling the shell once.

Needless to say anything, the occasional pause when the chopsticks cross each other, looking at each other's eyes... This kind of peaceful and uninterrupted getting along is the life Jian Hua likes.

The water in the room is not drinkable directly, and there is no problem with washing dishes.

Because the weather is hot, the water is also warm. When fingertips plunge into the water to scrub the utensils, the other hand will often reach in.The work is very serious, but the fingers and wrists are inevitably rubbed, and there are oily flowers floating in the water, which are often avoided by slipping.

After washing all the things that should be washed, the person with impure thoughts also becomes slightly short of breath.

The original facilities of the resort were very good. Although they were damaged later, after being repaired by supernatural beings and remedied by mushrooms, it is not too uncomfortable to live in. For example, the bathtub in the bathroom is very large, but there is no massage function.

The person who was going to do the laundry was taken into the bathtub with the clothes and the person.

The walls of the bathtub were too smooth, and Jian Hua couldn't find a support point. He tried his best to lean on the mushroom that served as a soap holder, fearing that it would slip down, and subconsciously summoned mycelium. On, showing a strange erotic atmosphere.

The number of hyphae is not large, they only appear when Jian Hua loses control of his emotions, however, they follow their instincts, greet Li Fei happily, hook up and crawl on his body, it's not a big deal, they grow and spread to the hot joint hour……

Li Fei's body froze suddenly.

The force of the collision disappeared, and Jian Hua's blurred consciousness gradually recovered. He immediately realized that something was wrong, and stretched out his hand to tear off the mycelium.His fingers inevitably rubbed his own, Li Fei's important part.

Afterwards, most of Jian Hua's body was pushed into the water, and he was forced to bump into Li Fei's arm sticking to the inner side of the pool wall again and again. The sharp pain swept through the nerves, and soon transformed into a sore and unbearable pleasure.

The water was turbulent, mixed with low, uncontrollable groans.

Melting hot.

The night on the island came late, and after the sky was completely dark, there was a sudden knocking sound outside the door.

The two had just cleaned up the bathroom, and deliberately avoided a certain distance, lest the over-excited dark behemoth swallow up more abilities belonging to Li Fei.Jian Hua gradually got used to Li Fei's closeness, and his willpower allowed him to restrain his abilities at the last moment, avoiding the embarrassing situation where Li Fei would take a long time to recover his strength.

If the dark behemoth is not satisfied, of course there will be opinions.

Fortunately, it is lazy, as long as the excitement period is over, it doesn't matter if Li Fei gets closer to Jian Hua.

The knock on the door was very urgent, and the people from the Red Dragon would not come to disturb them. Jian Hua pretended to be Senior Colonel Lu's entourage, and even some Chinese diplomats did not know his identity, and Senior Colonel Lu would not show any kindness to Jian Hua Special attention, so no one will come to him at night.

Signaling Li Fei not to go out, Jian Hua quickly put on his clothes and went to open the door.

Outside the door was Senior Colonel Lu's guard, who was also a member of the Red Dragon team. As soon as he saw Jian Hua, he immediately made a gesture and walked in.

"Evacuate everyone immediately... Can you swim?"

Jian Hua nodded subconsciously, and then felt that it was not good, because he remembered that Li Fei seemed not good at this.

"The submarine is parked three nautical miles away, and there are boats on the shore, but in order to prevent accidents, we must be prepared." The Red Dragon crew stuffed Jian Hua with a life jacket, and turned to go elsewhere.

"Give me another one, Li Fei is with me." Jian Hua stretched out his hand naturally.

"..."

With you or in your bed?

The corners of the Red Dragon crew's eyes twitched, and they didn't have time to say more, so they distributed another life jacket and came out again, telling them again: "Don't bring anything, the situation is critical."

What else is there to say, the two quickly put on the life jackets, and after 2 minutes, everyone was called up, and everyone walked quietly to the beach.

Colonel Lu arrived first, his face was livid, he motioned for everyone to get on the boat without saying anything.

The boat is very dilapidated, it belongs to the tourist boat of the resort, and I dare not drive the motor near the shore, but this is not a problem. The resort is full of scattered wooden boards, which are collected in advance and used as oars.

Except for the two familiar faces who often appear in the news, most of the other diplomats are from the military, and when they are selected, they are looking for those with strong skills. It is not difficult to row a boat.

The coastline gradually moved away, and after the motor started, Li Fei finally knew what happened.

"The United States wants to drop a nuclear bomb here."

"..."

"This matter has received strong support from Japan, oh, there are several other countries." Colonel Lu cursed a few words in dialect in a low voice, "There are not many high-level supernatural beings present at this meeting, I thought they would not I will use this crooked brain, but after going around, some idiots still brought up this matter."

Li Fei was silent.

If it is the global conference of supernatural beings recorded in the original book, dropping a nuclear bomb can indeed wipe out 90.00% of nine high-level supernatural beings. This is not done in the original book, because the conference was initiated by the United States, with double S-level In the name of the superhuman Huracan, discuss how to deal with the Devourer.

"Someone saw through the disguise and guessed that I'm here?" Jian Hua frowned.

Just to kill the Balrog, throwing a nuclear bomb is not worthwhile. If it is true that Jian Hua and Li Fei are here, it is not surprising that someone has this idea.

Extreme radicals have always advocated using the most direct means to solve problems.

"No, they're just fluke."

I would rather kill the wrong than let it go.

"Those Americans have run away?" There are quite a few people on this island.

"No, if the Red Dragon hadn't intercepted a piece of intelligence and deciphered the content, we would have been kept in the dark." Colonel Lu said upsetly, "There is a two-party system over there, and there are too many stabbings at each other. We have no concrete evidence to identify, and now the order from above is to retreat immediately."

The people attending this global security summit call the political leaders of various countries, but in fact they are not even the second in command or the third in command. In short, they are all insignificant deputies. Have to leave?

"Give you supernatural beings a scapegoat for suddenly attacking and killing dignitaries from various countries... Anyway, they didn't kill their people, and human rights and democracy are easy to fool. Small equivalent nuclear bombs are enough to destroy this island. Now In this world, there are no journalists who can travel far and wide to see ruins and find problems to expose."

"It's crazy!" Li Fei said to himself.

Colonel Lu waved his hand: "You can't use the IQ of normal people to play politics. In fact, there is no United States, and there are other countries that have used their brains on nuclear weapons." Are some countries in the history of international wars doing less unreliable things?

"Is there a discussion over there, or is there really a launch plan?"

"According to intelligence, it is really going to be launched...but they have domestic objections. In order to stop this, they will leak the matter and let other countries put pressure on it."

The sound of the motor starting on the sea is very harsh.

"Wait, it seems like it's not just ours..."

Li Fei looked into the distance, and saw only a few shadowy ships, and the sea in the distance was churning, as if a submarine was floating up.

"Probably ran away." Li Fei curled his lips.

Crowd: ...

Although they don't have magic eyes and can't see clearly, they also know that the submarines waiting to pick up in the open sea should have discovered the submarines of other countries through sonar, which is embarrassing.

The author has something to say: —— Li Fei is with me.

—with you or in your bed?

—Neither, in my bathtub.