I'm Not Shouldering This Blame

After the concert hall cleaner and road inspector, Yang Chao started to work as a mushroom gardener, cleaning up the gibbon carcasses left over from eating mushrooms.

Walking in the densely grown mushroom bushes, the thick caps stick to the arms and body, which is better than the softest sofa. The degree of danger corresponds to their comfort.

Compared with Yang Chao who was trembling, Li Fei walked freely among the mushroom bushes. Sometimes mycelium would wrap around his arms and shoulders.

Yang Chao, who had the same experience, turned blue when he was bound by mycelium.

The mushroom quickly let go of him and went to "test" Li Fei. Yang Chao took the opportunity to drag the gibbon under the mushroom out.He mistakenly thought that Li Fei accompanied him in to "attract" Mushroom's attention, he didn't dare to waste time, he ran and moved, and ran after procrastination, when Li Fei turned his head, he found that there was an empty space after a few minutes.

"..."

With this work efficiency, maybe Mushroom will give Yang Chao a high score because of his satisfaction?

"You don't need that much, you can't finish it." Li Fei cleared his throat and reminded Yang Chao.

Hearing this, the latter squatted on the side of the road panting for breath, looking at the piles of trophies, his expression was both happy and worried.

He guessed about the lack of food. All he ate these past few days were biscuits, which were just snacks. Yang Chao ate five packs in two days.Going on like this is not an option.

He also ate the gibbon’s corpse last time he entered the abandoned world. The small half of the monkey’s arm was pulled out from under the mushroom with a long hook. After cutting it, there was not much meat, and it was too hard to bite. Yang Chao had a toothache after eating it. for three days.

But in order to survive...

With a bitter face, Yang Chao took out a knife to remove the fur, bowed his head and took a mouthful of blood.

Li Fei wanted to stop him, but he didn't have time. Seeing Yang Chao cut off another piece of meat and closed his eyes to stuff it into his mouth, the resoluteness of "I can't spit it out even if I die" made people laugh.

"and many more."

Yang Chao turned his head in a daze, then patted his head, and handed over the piece of meat: "Brother Li, you eat first."

Li Fei took a deep look at Yang Chao. He was more than clever, but not resourceful, so he couldn't diverge his thinking and connect with the facts.

"Have you forgotten what my power is?"

"..." Yang Chao was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes widened. Endless joy flowed out from his eyes, quickly spreading to his face and the corners of his mouth, until finally Yang Chao's whole body fell into ecstasy.

Fire ability!

High-level fire-controlling abilities!There is cooked food to eat! !

Before Li Fei could speak, Yang Chao jumped up and ran to a nearby hypermarket. Ten minutes later, he carried two plastic baskets in a shopping basket, a bag of steel skewers for barbecue, pepper, salt, ginger powder, and a special The grill is back.

"..."

Although in the Abandoned World, everyone doesn't pay, and just takes the clothes and wears them when they find a house, but this kind of picnic and barbecue posture is too much!

Li Fei looked up to see the name of the hypermarket, and Yang Chao had already started to salt the meat.

"It's useless to use something that didn't follow you into the abandoned world..."

"It's not disinfection, it's the taste." Yang Chao worked hard.

"Wash it off, otherwise after a few meals, you will feel like you are going to be salted to death when you return to the real world." With a wave of Li Fei's hand, the seasoning bottle flew back into the shopping basket.

"That's not necessary either."

The box containing the brand new stainless steel barbecue grill was returned before it was opened.

"It's enough to have these." In the end, Li Fei only took the steel lottery.

Yang Chao had no choice but to return to the hypermarket with the basket in hand.

He thought that he would be able to eat roasted meat when he came back, but in the end, there were more than a dozen balls of coke waiting for Yang Chao. Before Li Fei had time to destroy the corpse and wipe out the traces, he was bumped into a kitchen killer. He was not embarrassed, and calmly said to Yang Chao : "Let's continue."

An S-level fire-type user with a high level of ability control—it doesn't mean that he can make barbecue for the first time.

Chao Yang: "..."

Silently cutting the meat and continuing to skewer, this time Yang Chao saw a ball of fire floating in the air, with several strings of steel skewers hanging on it and spinning, the speed was even, and the firepower was not too fierce, but it looked uncooked.

Reminiscent of the taste of eating raw last time, Yang Chao felt that it was a problem with the meat, and had nothing to do with Li Fei's technique.

The color of the meat gradually changed, and after 10 minutes it turned into pitch black. There was no meaty smell, only black smoke.

Yang Chao said with difficulty: "Brother Li, I think half of the meat needs to be cut a few times..."

That's good advice.

In the third experiment, there was an extra knife next to the flame, and it flew over from time to time to scratch among the pieces of meat. This time, the smell of meat finally wafted out, but the burnt smell was even stronger.

Yang Chao didn't wait for Li Fei to speak, and silently began to string the fourth batch of meat skewers.

***

"What smell?" Jian Hua took a deep breath with a puzzled expression.

Walking through the traffic jam, Jian Hua found mushrooms growing vigorously all over the ground, and Jian Hua immediately knew that a monster had come.

Jian Hua also understood the reason for the peculiar smell lingering at the tip of his nose.This is the fifth day they have entered the abandoned world. Most of the water they carry is exhausted, and monster corpses have become a new source of food. Compared with people who can only eat raw, the fire ability can at least eat Cooked.

——After seeing the pile of gibbon fur remains piled high beside Yang Chao with dull eyes, and the pile of various black charcoal beside Li Fei, Jian Hua felt that he might have to eat what he just said.

What's the use of playing with fire, you can't even cook meat!

"Brother Li, these are the last two chances." Yang Chao reminded fearfully.

He thinks raw meat is also good, at least he can eat it.

The closer Jian Hua got, the more he felt the burnt smell, and he asked unbearably, "How long have you been roasting here?"

Li Fei was concentrating on pondering the inevitable connection between the heat and the meat. This time, he found that the mushroom bushes were clean and clean, and there was no half gibbon carcass in his field of vision, and there was at least one piece of fur piled up around Yang Chao. rice.

"Always learn to cook things well." Li Fei explained implicitly.

They were trapped in the abandoned world for five days this time, what about next time?If ten days, one month, what should I do?

If he is not familiar with things, Li Fei thinks that he doesn't need to drive a Porsche Cayenne when he goes out in the future, but just drive a truck.

Jian Hua asked blankly: "Then are you familiar with it?"

"..." Has figured out a hundred different roasting methods of charred monkey meat.

Li Fei looked away, showing a rare trace of guilty conscience, Jian Hua sighed heavily in his heart, if Li Fei wasn't his friend, he really didn't want to go to such trouble to persuade: "Even if you can roast raw meat, so what, Can your stomach eat this?"

Obviously, even the noodle wonton pot stickers buns at the stall in front of the hospital are not good!

Jian Hua hit the nail on the head with one sentence, Li Fei flashed, and the barbecue on the steel skewer was carbonized again.

"I don't eat, but someone can." Li Fei replied calmly, and brought the topic to Yang Chao, "There is a shortage of food in the abandoned world. If you want to accomplish your and my goals, you must not starve others to death."

As for his original plan to master this skill so that Jian Hua would not have to go out and face monkeys and mice when he was hungry, Li Fei refused to say a word.

"Brother Qiao, persuade me...the meat is really running out." Yang Chao wanted to cry.

Jian Hua deliberately concealed his name, but Li Fei still called him by his English name, or "Jodi" in front of outsiders.

Although Yang Chao didn't know the relationship between the two, it didn't prevent him from guessing that Jian Hua was also a powerful supernatural being.In the abandoned world, it is always right to fear the strong, not to mention that Jian Hua and Li Fei have saved his life.

Yang Chao looked at the meat eagerly, hesitant to speak.

I don't know whether it was the sacrifice of the meat skewers before that made someone's grilling skills finally change from quantitative to qualitative, or Jian Hua's arrival stimulated Li Fei. With a breath, the surface of the meat block cut off the texture obliquely, and cut ten parallel slits meticulously and precisely. From the inside to the surface of the meat, the color is just right, and the oil is bubbling.

It's not a success, it's amazing once it's done!

"Xiao Yang." Li Fei signaled Yang Chao to wear a scald-proof glove to pick up the steel pick.

The latter was in a hurry, almost intoxicated by the fragrance.

"Eat it when it's cold."

"Huh?" Yang Chao was surprised.

With Li Fei and Jian Hua in front, why is it his turn first?

"I ate outside." Jian Hua was telling the truth, even if he didn't, he wouldn't touch the limited food.

As for Li Fei, that is impossible...

Yang Chao, who had been hungry for a long time, finally waited for the meat to cool down, and excitedly bit down, and then his whole face wrinkled into a ball.The corner of Jian Hua's mouth twitched, feeling bad.

After swallowing hard, Yang Chao raised his head and said to Li Fei who was waiting for his answer, "No focus."

"that's it?"

"It's much better than... than raw meat." Yang Chao searched for such a compliment.

God knows that his taste buds will be stimulated by this mouthful of meat!

After roasting, the fishy smell of raw meat is gone, and you can bite it. It is very friendly to the teeth, but the friendliness to the tongue has not improved!The burnt and dry taste is like the oil residue after the fat oil is refined, and it tastes after being boiled with yellow lotus for three hours.

It was so painful that Yang Chao's eyes were so wrinkled that he couldn't find them.

"...If it tastes bad, don't eat it." Li Fei didn't want to poison Heiyuan's future subordinates.

"No, Brother Li, it's really easier to eat than raw meat." Isn't it a bit bitter, and the taste is a bit worse, it's much better than raw meat that makes you want to vomit!

The two looked at Yang Chao with delicate expressions, and finished the skewers without wasting anything.

And Yang Chao already felt that the air he exhaled smelled like yellow lotus...

The most frightening thing was that Yang Chao felt that he was not full, and he looked at the raw meat on the steel skewer in pain.

At this time, the ground suddenly shook slightly, and Yang Chao jumped up, the feeling of "being saved" almost turned into reality.

"Pack up your things and go back to the car, don't worry about the monster's body!"

The intensity of shaking is related to the stability of the abandoned world.

Li Fei Jianhua ran to the side of the car, and when he opened the door and got in, he still had time to buckle up his seat belt. Only then did he experience the familiar drowsiness, his eyes went dark, and then the sound of the horn and the noise returned.

The vehicle system shows the time, December 12.

"Did you find Corgi and that girl when you went out this time?" Li Fei, who took the co-pilot instead, turned his head and asked.

The abandonment of the world lasted too long, and the supernatural beings might starve to death. Jian Hua went out to search for it from the third day onwards. The girl mentioned that her family lived nearby.

"Well, I found it. They ran to the Luzhou River five kilometers away." Jian Hua put on driving gloves for himself, and said casually, "A new monster appeared in the river, which looked similar to a crab. They live by eating that these days. I also tasted it, and it tastes good, Yang Chao really suffers for nothing."

"..."