What to Do If I Am Caught by A Paranoid Gong

Mi Dao was on duty in Fanying Hall, and all he did was sweeping and sweeping.The Fanying Hall is not as big as usual, and because there are books in it, there are many shelves and books, and it is easy to accumulate dust. In addition, there is still an intricate beam structure on the top of the head, so Mi Dao is in the same class as him. The seven little eunuchs, after cleaning once, they can start to sweep again.

Fortunately, the Fanying Hall is located in a remote place, few people come here, and it is very close to the Royal Garden. Eunuch Liu, who is in charge, does not come too often, so Mi Dao can take an hour of free time every day to go to the Royal Garden. Garden squats his little tyrant.

That day, because the system reminded that it was time for Eunuch Liu to inspect his work, Mi Dao hurriedly said goodbye to the little eunuch and ran back to Fanying Hall.

Later, while he was working in a hurry, he sighed regretfully to the system that he hadn't thought of inquiring about the little tyrant's whereabouts with him just now.

System: "Oh."

Generally speaking, this kind of encounter with an NPC with important clues is randomly triggered in the game, so Mi Dao thought that he missed this opportunity, and it is estimated that it will be difficult for him to see that little eunuch again.But he never expected that he would see this little NPC in the imperial garden almost every day in the next few days.

After getting along for many days, Mi Dao found that the little eunuch was actually quite easy to get along with. Although he didn't talk much, and his personality was a little arrogant, sometimes he would stare at him intently. Scared...but!He could calm down and listen carefully to what he had to say.

This makes the daily teasing of the system fruitless, and the tuber Midao is very happy when he is suffocated.

On the surface, Mi Dao cares about the little eunuch, but in reality she just wants to gossip about all the secrets she has heard in the palace these days.

For example, one of Empress Dowager Zheng hit another face head, remember to take a detour next time you see the face head; another example is that the eunuch cheated on a little maid and was punished, if you have a girl you like But don’t have an affair; what else is there to hear that the little tyrant wets the bed again today, have you been implicated in Fuming Palace...

Little eunuch: "..."

In short, the more Mi Dao confides, the happier he is, and the happier he is, the more sweet potatoes he gives out.

Afterwards, Mi Dao, who ate less and less, frowned, thinking about it with horror: "Fuck! This little clever guy! He must be so obedient to set up my roasted sweet potatoes!"

system:"……"

Of course, Mi Dao also tried to inquire about the little eunuch, but he didn't say much, and he didn't know anything about the little tyrant.But with his eyes full of wisdom, Mi Dao still understood the loneliness and loneliness deep in the child's heart.

Mi Dao thinks that this child's personality must be very pitiful. A child of seven or eight years old is probably due to some family reasons. His parents have no choice but to send him into the palace. eunuch.

Maybe the little eunuch originally thought that he would be able to make a living after entering the palace, but he didn't expect to be sent to the little tyrant's palace as a plaything.He was named "Fugui" by the little tyrant, so he might have been favored by the little tyrant at first, but the little tyrant has a temperamental mood, and after a while he got tired of him and threw him in a corner to fend for himself , poor and helpless.

Immediately afterwards, when the other older eunuchs saw that he had fallen out of favor, they would surely make trouble, denying him food or clothing, and in the end starved him into such a skinny appearance...

Mi Dao, who had imagined a big drama in his head, shed tears of sympathy: "Woooooooooo little rich is so pitiful, next time I will steal a few more sweet potatoes for him to eat."

system:"……"

However, I didn't expect that after a day or two, the sweet potatoes were out of stock.

Rice: "..."

"Brother An, I heard that the imperial chef sent an order to confiscate all the sweet potatoes." Xiao Liuzi, the eunuch who got along well with Mi Dao during the sweep this day, leaned into Mi Dao's ear , said exaggeratedly.

After hearing this, Mi Dao asked, "Why?"

Xiao Liuzi said: "I heard that the emperor ate an extra bite of candied sweet potato two days ago."

Rice: "???"

Xiao Liuzi sighed and said: "Brother An, you also know that the little emperor is not easy to serve, and the people below all look at his face and do things. Since the emperor likes it, then the royal chefs must cook for him in different ways... "

Oh, it's cold, so it seems that I will change to stealing potatoes recently.

Seeing that Mi Dao fell silent, Xiao Liuzi seemed to be worried about his own livelihood, so he persuaded him earnestly: "Brother An, don't steal any sweet potatoes for the eunuch anymore, you are so beautiful, you can find someone Why bother to find a eunuch! There are quite a few guards outside who like you! If you are willing, I will ask my lover to introduce one to you tomorrow. You will be satisfied if you have a thin waist and long legs."

Rice: "..."

As soon as Xiao Liuzi finished speaking, he heard a voice from the other end saying hello to Eunuch Liu.

Xiao Liuzi was startled, quickly patted Mi Dao's hand, and said quickly: "Brother An, please listen to my advice, two eunuchs have no future together!"

After the words fell, Xiao Liuzi slid off with oil on the soles of his feet.

Watching the background of Xiao Liuzi going away, Mi Dao stroked his chin thoughtfully, and said with great appreciation: "Tongtong, this kid has a bright future..."

system:"……"

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It was very cold in the huge Fuming Palace, and the current emperor's personal eunuch, Eunuch Zhao, secretly shuddered while guarding the little tyrant.

This is the emperor's dormitory that is so big that there are not many living people walking around, plus this little Hades in front of him... If the heart is not strong, I'm afraid I can scare myself to death—— Eunuch Zhao Straightening his back, he continued to look at the little tyrant Qi Zhao in front of him.

Little Qi Zhao was lying on the beauty's couch and reading a story book. He flipped through the pages one by one, his face was pale, and he looked a bit bored, but Eunuch Zhao, who had successfully stayed by Qi Zhao's side for more than two months, knew that this little girl Yan Wang is in a pretty good mood now.

I saw Qi Zhao wearing a well-cut bright yellow dragon robe, his figure was supported by the clothes, and he didn't look too thin, but looking at his small face with white hair and blue hair, he didn't look like a pampered little emperor at all.

Eunuch Zhao secretly sighed.There is no way, this little Hades is a picky eater, he doesn’t like to eat, sometimes even if he eats, he will vomit it out, and after vomiting, his temper becomes inexplicably irritable. Live on your belt, write a suicide note before cooking.

Well, the Empress Dowager didn't care if she knew about it, and it was useless for the imperial doctor to see it. Those who just prescribed some tranquilizing medicine were still alive, and those who dared to say it was a heart disease would all be beheaded.

But recently, the temper of this little Hades has obviously improved a lot. Although he still doesn't eat much, he doesn't vomit anymore, and he doesn't kill people anymore. He can sleep a little peacefully at night, and even his complexion looks better. quite a few...

Eunuch Zhao glanced at the sky thoughtfully, this matter must have something to do with Little Hades sneaking out of the dormitory every afternoon to play!

Just as he was thinking about it, he saw Qi Zhao on the couch close the script with a snap, turned over and got off the couch, and said to Eunuch Zhao: "I'm going out for a walk, don't come with me."

As soon as Eunuch Zhao said "Respectfully send off Your Majesty", Little Qi Zhao paused, turned his head and warned fiercely: "The story of my bed-wetting is purely nonsense! If I hear any more rumors, I will Take your head off!"

Eunuch Zhao recalled the quilt he had just burned with his own hands not long ago: "..."

Yes yes yes, you are the emperor, you are right in everything you say.