What to Do If I Am Caught by A Paranoid Gong

After losing the sweet potatoes, Mi Dao lived on the potatoes for a few days. By the way, with an expression of "Dad is for your own good", he taught Xiao Fugui how to bake potatoes, and in the name of "Small Test", let He baked it for himself.

So, while eating happily, Mi Dao harvested several candles presented by the system.

Mi Dao sternly rejected the system's offer: "I really don't need a candle, and it's not thick enough."

system:"???"

Later, it was probably because the imperial kitchen was getting stricter and stricter, not to mention sweet potatoes, rice and rice have not even caught a single corn stubble in the past few days.

After three days in a row, he could only drink some porridge and water, at most a piece of steamed bread, and the hunger value of the rice was almost approaching 100%.With an extra "hungry" negative state on his body, he is listless no matter what he does, and the daily sweeping work will naturally slow down.When Eunuch Liu, who was in charge, saw him, he lost his temper with Mi Dao, and now he even ran out of porridge.

Mi Dao looked at the countless negative states on her body, as well as the declining lifespan: "...all, are you trying to murder the host?"

The system analyzed: "The completion rate of the script is 10%, even if the host deletes the file and restarts, there will not be much loss."

Mi Dao asked earnestly: "If I do it all over again, can you change my identity as capable?"

The system glanced at him: "You can do it now."

Mi Dao: "...I suspect you are driving, but I have no proof."

The system smiled and said nothing.

Although the degree of completion is not high now, even if it is restarted, the problem is indeed not big, but every time the system is reset, various random events will change, maybe next time Midao will not meet Xiaofugui, think about it It's a little pity.

Even though the NPC Xiao Fugui is a little arrogant, but he is quite grateful, even if he has not stolen sweet potatoes for him to eat now, he will still come to Fanying Hall to help him in these two days.

Mi Dao could see that the nonsense he made up did not deceive Xiao Fugui, because when he was sweeping the bookshelves, he didn't mutter any wishes silently like a fool, he was just cleaning very simply, and he got started very quickly. A shelf or two, and he knows how to deftly hide from dust.

Mi Dao, who was still disheveled after sweeping for more than half a month: "I'm a good cook."

The system agrees with this.

But no matter what, Mi Dao still felt Xiao Fugui's kind and sincere heart hidden under his arrogant appearance.He was very moved and said: "Tongtong, look at my godson, how filial he is! You should learn more from others."

System: "..." How did you become a godson?No, why does the host want it to learn from others!

However, just when Mi Dao was going to love his new godson secretly, he passed out because his hunger value reached 100%.

Before closing his eyes, Mi Dao saw that his obsidian-like eyes were stained with a bloodthirsty crimson.

Mi Dao's frightened face: "Damn it! My son won't be so hungry that he wants to eat Dad, right?"

system:"……"

He didn't know how Mi Dao got back to his residence in the end. He only knew that when he woke up, he saw Xiao Liuzi, who had been taking care of him, excitedly said to him, "Brother An, we have something to eat!"

Rice: "???"

Xiao Liuzi told him with a face full of vengeance that last night, Eunuch Liu and the eunuchs in charge of the Fanying Palace offended the little tyrant somehow, and all of them had their heads beheaded. When the father-in-law in charge came over, he didn't deprive them of any food.

After hearing this, Mi Dao felt a chill in her neck: "..."

He, Mi Dao, swears to God that when he sees the little tyrant in the future, he will worship him like his own ancestor!

System: "Oh."

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After Mi Dao raised her godson well with her own food for two days, the system reminded Mi Dao that the plot point of the blackening of Liu and An was coming.

According to the irrelevant plot automatically generated by the system to support the game's character design, in two days it will be the day when Queen Mother Zheng chooses her face-to-face.

Yes, Mi Dao heard it right, it is the empress dowager who chooses noodles.

In Mi Dao's basic character setting, the little tyrant Qi Zhao's mother, Empress Dowager Zheng, is an ambitious and dissolute woman.

The Zheng family is a prominent family in the Dasheng Dynasty, with a prominent reputation. All the children of the family occupy a place in the court, and there are not a few of them who hold important positions.This was the case in the previous dynasty, and so was the harem. Several generations of queens in the Dasheng Dynasty were all descended from the Zheng family.

However, Empress Dowager Zheng was not originally a queen.

Empress Dowager Zheng was originally the concubine's daughter of the old emperor's uncle. She and the old emperor were cousins. The two of them were quite different in age. It would not be an exaggeration to say that they looked like uncles and nephews.It stands to reason that a concubine's daughter is not qualified to be a queen, but he never expected that the old emperor fell in love with Queen Mother Zheng at first sight, and he would call her into the palace desperately.

Empress Dowager Zheng was already 15 years old at that time, and she had already engaged in a marriage, and her husband was the son of a concubine from another prominent family, so she was considered a good match.The Empress Dowager Zheng and the man could be said to be in love with each other, and they were in love with each other. The two of them were waiting for the registration of marriage. Unexpectedly, an old emperor appeared halfway.

Regardless of everyone's obstruction, the old emperor issued an imperial decree to beat the mandarin ducks with a club, and forcibly snatched the Queen Mother Zheng into the palace. Seeing that the Queen Mother Zheng was unwilling, he found a crime and ordered to kill her betrothed partner.Therefore, Queen Mother Zheng became black.

Coupled with the jealousy and oppression of the Empress Dowager Zheng's sister who was originally the empress, the Empress Dowager Zheng couldn't bear it, so she joined forces with her brother, the current regent, Zheng Guogong, and took revenge all the way. .

However, Empress Dowager Zheng's ambitions are not limited to this. In order to seize power, she gave birth to Qi Zhao, killed other princes who might inherit the throne, poisoned the old emperor, made him linger in bed, and helped Duke Zheng The superior... This person is as busy as a spinning top, going forward to the harem with both hands, and finally came to the step where she is listening to the government behind the curtain, and the power is in the hands of the people. No one dares not to listen to her.

Therefore, in this game, if the master player wants to play the HE ending of the Chaotang route, Zheng Guogong and Zheng Queen Mother must be the inevitable big bosses.

Of course, the biographies of these villains will not be deliberately introduced to the player master in the official game. To find them, you can only go to the library or the folks to find out about them.But Mi Dao remembers it clearly, because he designed these things himself.

Now the Empress Dowager Zheng is going to select the noodles with great fanfare. Mi Dao expressed her understanding very much, and the plot point of Liu and An's blackening is arranged here.

The empress dowager's face-to-face selection is a major event in the palace, and the servants are as busy as the emperor's draft.The tasteless eunuchs like Liu Hean who worked in the Fanying Hall came in handy at this time. Wherever he wanted to employ people, he had to go somewhere.

Liu He'an was born beautiful, with vivid eyes, even though he was tired and hungry, his lips were still red and his teeth were white, coupled with his femininity and beauty that became more prominent after being castrated, anyone who met him would always feel itchy in his heart .

In the beginning, Liu and An stayed in the remote Fanying Palace for more than half a month. Except for those little eunuch colleagues who had no power, the guards who kept their own way outside the door, and the few women-in-laws who were in charge Besides, no one saw him, and no one thought badly about him, so Liu and An were able to escape.

But once Liu Hean entered the Sangong Sixth Courtyard and got cold, he would be like the little lamb who entered the wolf's den.

This is Mi Dao's first day of work, after being stared at from head to toe as a sieve.

Mi Dao pretended to be vigilant and scared, and then looked at the faces of all the NPCs seriously, and then he said to the system sadly: "Tan Tong, is this your definition of handsome and handsome! You really disappoint me!"

The system replied calmly: "This is just the plot set by the system to satisfy Liu and An's blackening, and the host can skip it directly. Of course, the host can also choose to use reasonable methods to avoid the incident, but this will change Liu and An's plot. Ann's blackening setting."

Mi Dao: "Can't you choose a handsome and capable NPC to carry out this plot?"

System: "There is no NPC that meets the above conditions."

Mi Dao said angrily, "I'm going to play an 18R plot with them, I might as well masturbate myself in front of the mirror!"

The system said coolly: "You can't be hard."

Rice: "..."

Oh, what should I do if his system seems to be broken?