What to Do If I Am Caught by A Paranoid Gong

In the past five years, Mi Dao's life has been as usual because he has no way to step out of the Fuming Palace, but the constantly advancing completion of the script reminds him that the protagonist is just doing things with his little tyrant, and it's in full swing. .

Back then, because of Xu Zuoxiang's case, veterans who were close to Xu Xiang in the court were imprisoned on trumped-up charges, and the left party was wiped out like an avalanche, leaving the Zheng family to monopolize power.

In order to reverse the situation in the DPRK and China, the protagonist and the little tyrant teamed up to win over the old officials of the left party and constantly brought in fresh talents, gradually supporting the left party. In addition, there are many veterans in the right party begging for bones or dying of illness, so the left party has been in power for the past two years. There is more and more a taste of being evenly divided with Zheng's.

However, because Liu and An did not become black, Mi Dao doesn't need to worry too much about these things. What he has to do is to observe the development of various values ​​​​of the protagonist Qi Yun every day, and estimate whether this value is in the current plot point. Meet the standard, and then according to the actual situation, occasionally reveal a little news from the script to the protagonist or the little tyrant, or use some allusions to enlighten them.

Mi Dao watched her two sons working hard like this, while sitting in the sun on a rocking chair in the backyard, she sighed: "My son really relieves my worries, my father's heart is very comforting."

system:"……"

After Mi Dao had finished basking in the early morning sun, a very good-looking court lady came over and reminded him respectfully and politely that the emperor was about to descend.

Mi Dao nodded in response, and then went to the study to start working.

This maid was one of the maids sent by Empress Dowager Zheng to study with Qi Zhao.Originally, there were no women in this Fuming Palace, except for the guards and Qi Zhao himself, all eunuchs.

But five years ago, after he took a beating, the little tyrant didn't know how he got it, and suddenly, like a different person, he slowly overcame the ability to throw up when he saw the maid, and began to accept the service of the maid.As long as he doesn't serve him too closely, Qi Zhao won't cut people down.

In addition, I don't know what Qi Zhao has done. The ladies who stayed behind have become law-abiding and obedient.

Mi Dao knew why the Empress Dowager Zheng was furious because of this matter, because Qi Zhao was about to grow up, and what the Empress Dowager Zheng needed was a puppet with the blood of the Tian family who could be manipulated by her, so she She just wanted Qi Zhao to give birth to a child as soon as possible, so that she could play against Qi Zhao, continue to support the young emperor, and become her empress dowager.

However, Empress Dowager Zheng's move may not work, because according to Mi Dao's personal observation, her little tyrant is still a baby, and it seems that she has never even solved this kind of thing by herself...

Mi Dao, who has no sex life, once again issued a sincere appeal: "If your big baby is not in use, please donate it to me!"

The system said: "The model does not match, the size is different."

Mi Dao's tears rolled in her eyes: "Then I don't care, I am the eldest!"

The system comforted: "You are older than you are, as long as the host is happy."

Mi Pao cried aggrievedly.

However, let this maid be a maid. If she doesn't have a position, she can't be regarded as the official wife of the emperor.In the past one or two years after Qi Zhao came to power, Empress Dowager Zheng, who had to retreat to the harem, became more and more anxious, clamoring every day to give Qi Zhao a queen and a concubine, so that someone could give him a pillow and turn the situation back a little.

Naturally, all the officials in the court agreed with this kind of thing that is in line with the ethical principles, but for some unknown reason, Qi Zhao insisted on not agreeing, even though the protagonist Qi Yun already had a group of wives and concubines.

Mi Dao just wanted to say, oh, this is a bit cruel, it's a script where scum gets attacked.

Then Mi Dao had just made tea when she saw Jian Gong... cough Qi Zhao came back.

I have to say, Qi Zhao, this guy, the longer he grows, the more he becomes Mi Dao's favorite. It's no wonder that when the game was still under development, Mi Dao specially bought some expensive desserts and went to the design department to make people The character designer lady helped to open a back door, focused on shaping his little tyrant, and designed the person into the appearance in Mi Dao's mind.

Therefore, when Mi Dao saw Qi Zhao, she felt that she was going to have a nosebleed.

I saw Qi Zhao wearing a majestic black dragon robe that concealed his youthful aura and made him more mature. The well-trained and aggressive body hidden under the dragon robe made people imagine, and the dark golden belt It even outlines his narrow waist just right.

Mi Dao shook her head and regretted, "Oh, this man's face! I'm so good! It's a pity that he belongs to my son... oh, oh, dad, I'm so sad, I miss the 18R plot in the last world."

System: "Then shall I send the host back?"

Mi Dao was stunned for a while, and said pleasantly: "Can I go back?!"

System: "As long as the host is willing to start from scratch."

When Mi Dao thought of Xiuzhen's super long plot, she shook her head frantically: "No, no, no, no..."

Qi Zhao walked into the house with steady steps, and when Mi Dao saw him, he greeted him at the side and said, "May your majesty be safe and happy."

Qi Zhaogang was urged to marry by the ministers in court, and he didn't have a good face all the way back. It was not until he walked into the study and saw Liu and An that his expression relaxed a little.

Walking past Mi Dao, Qi Zhao let him get up with a "hmm", then walked to the desk and sat down.Mi Dao brought over the booklets that had been sorted out earlier, and rubbed ink for Qi Zhao at the side.

Since taking power at the age of 16, Qi Zhao has snatched more and more "jobs" from the Empress Dowager Zheng and Zheng Guogong, and now he is so busy that he doesn't even have time to bake sweet potatoes.

While working, Mi Dao admired Qi Zhao's handsome profile, and exclaimed that a man who works hard is really good-looking.

Qi Zhao looked at the kung fu for a short while, and then asked: "In a few days, the riding and archery ceremony, have you packed everything?"

The riding and archery ceremony that Qi Zhao mentioned was held at the school grounds in the western suburbs of the capital. It was held every year and lasted for two days. Specifically, it was a riding competition between Korean and Chinese military officials. Let's go to see the excitement, and find someone for my daughter by the way.

When Qi Zhao was young, he was taken there by Zheng Guogong and Queen Mother Zheng. At that time, he was too young to participate, just like watching others play games but not playing games himself. He has always been lacking in interest in this grand ceremony.

But as Qi Zhao grew up, his archery ability became much stronger, and Zheng Guogong was also getting old, and those with old arms and legs could not come to the school grounds, so Qi Zhao's enthusiasm for this riding and archery ceremony gradually increased. Every time before I go, I can't sleep like an elementary school student who is going on an outing.

Mi Dao smiled softly and replied, "Don't worry, Your Majesty, everything is ready."

After hearing this, Qi Zhao's mood became even better, and he continued to review the papers briskly.

Unexpectedly, after only flipping through two volumes, Qi Zhao found the invitation to urge marriage, with the personal information of several ministers' daughters attached.Qi Zhao became unhappy when he saw it, and was about to throw his things away when he accidentally glanced at Mi Dao.

Qi Zhao looked at Mi Dao who was concentrating on grinding ink, his eyes flickered slightly, and he felt a little strange feeling in his heart. He thought about it carefully, and hesitantly said to Mi Dao: "Today, those old men are trying to persuade me to stand up again. rear."

After speaking, he just looked at Mi Dao like this, as if waiting for his reaction.

Qi Zhao didn't talk much since he was a child. He always listened to Mi Dao's blah, blah, blah, blah.

So Mi Dao was a little stunned when he heard him throwing this sentence out without thinking, and still staring at herself, not knowing what Qi Zhao wanted to express.

Mi Dao had no choice but to answer first: "Yes."

Qi Zhao: "..."

Qi Zhao pursed his lips, threw the blind date information in his hand in front of Mi Dao, stared at Mi Dao, and asked in a strange tone: "He An, do you think I should become a queen?"

Liu He'an was familiar with the Four Books and Five Classics, and occasionally had some novel insights into government affairs, so it was not uncommon for Mi Dao to hear Qi Zhao ask him questions as if asking for opinions.It's just... Mi Dao glanced at the portraits of beauties on the documents.

This was the first time he encountered such a problem.

Mi Dao also knows Qi Zhao's aversion to women, and knows that this guy will be a deep cabinet for the protagonist in the future. However, as the king of a country, he has no queen or concubine, which will indeed shake people's hearts and weaken the foundation of the country. , Liu Hean, who is familiar with the sage books, has no reason not to persuade him.

He put down the ink stick in his hand, sighed, and said in a tactful way: "Your Majesty is wise, you must understand the painstaking efforts of your lords to hope for the prosperity of the country."

Qi Zhao's eyes turned cold.

Mi Dao respectfully continued: "Naturally, this servant also knows that His Majesty hates women, so he resists so much... However, His Majesty's misogyny has improved recently, so Your Majesty might as well give it a try, and first set up a queen and concubines." So that you adults can rest assured..."

Listening to Mi Dao's calm analysis, Qi Zhao's face became even more ugly.

"Your Majesty, don't be in a hurry to get lucky. You can get along with them for a while, maybe as time goes by, Your Majesty will be able to accept the maids' service, and learn to understand that... um, love affairs..."

Hearing Mi Dao's reasonable remarks, and seeing his expression of sincerely wanting to make himself a concubine, Qi Zhao didn't know where he had started an unknown fire. , he almost lost his mind.

Don't know about love?joke!How could he not know about love? !

God knows how many times he came by himself thinking about this face when this person was not around!

"Get out!" Qi Zhao gritted his teeth and gave the order, his voice was icy cold.

Mi Dao knew that what he said just now might be a bit too exciting for a ignorant little virgin in the closet, so he went out obediently.

Seeing that he really turned around and went out again, Qi Zhao was taken aback for a moment, his face darkened immediately, and he was so angry that he picked up the memorial from the side and smashed it to the ground.

Hearing the clanging sound in the study, Mi Dao rubbed his chin: "Oh, maybe it's the rebellious period?"

System: "Candle.jpg"

Rice: "..."

Soon, the people of Fuming Palace discovered an astonishing situation. Eunuch He Anhe, who has always been the most favored by the emperor, seems to have fallen out of favor recently? !

This situation is specifically reflected in the fact that the emperor no longer keeps Eunuch He on watch at night, and he doesn't talk to Eunuch He during the day, that's all.

So every day when Mi Dao looked at Qi Zhao and wanted to say something to him, he always paused first, and then told Eunuch Zhao to convey it on his behalf.

Facing Qi Zhao who was hesitant to speak, Mi Dao: "..."

Is he a child hahahahaha this is too cute.

In this way, the unilateral cold war brought by Qi Zhao lasted until three days later, until Qi Zhao took Mi Dao to watch the riding and shooting ceremony at the school ground in the western suburbs of the capital.

Generally speaking, Qi Zhao would not take Mi Dao out of Fuming Palace, but Qi Zhao had lingering fears about the incident of Empress Dowager Zheng breaking into the palace five years ago, which made Qi Zhao have to carry Mi Dao with him just like he had to bring a key when going out. Can't go.

Mi Dao followed Yu Jia all the way to the school grounds in the western suburbs, and while Qi Zhao was going to change clothes, he went up to the Huayang Building with the widest view first.

Upstairs, the seats and other things prepared for Qi Zhao and the trusted ministers accompanying him have been arranged in place, and all the eunuchs are busy making tea and preparing fruit plates and pastries.

Qi Zhao has always been picky, so Mi Dao would naturally prepare his tea and food himself.So, Mi Dao was making tea when she heard someone approaching from the side.

The man said softly, "Eunuch He."

Mi Dao thought it was some eunuch asking him a question, but when she looked up, it was the protagonist Qi Yun.

Qi Yun was dressed in a silver riding outfit, which made him handsome and handsome.It can be said that he really deserves to be the protagonist, and just looking at it can make people feel good.

Therefore, the system: "Ding! Character Liu Hean has +1% favorability with the target character Qi Yun, and the current favorability is 82%."

Mi Dao: "Oh, okay." It's been so long since I've seen him, he almost forgot that he is Qi Yun's little fan...

Since Liu and An Qi Yun's favorability rose to 80%, they didn't continue to increase, but fluctuated up and down. For example, when they received Qi Yun's letter, they went up a little. Come down a little.

Liu He'an also knew in his heart that Qi Yun, a majestic prince, could have any thoughts about him, a lowly eunuch, so he suppressed his admiration in his heart.

But this did not prevent him from showing unconcealable joy on his face when he saw Qi Yun.

Mi Dao Qiyun showed a rare bright smile: "The slave has seen the prince, the prince is thousand years old."

In this kind of place where people come and go, Qi Yun is naturally not easy to call him "He Ange", but he still said to him in a gentle manner like an old friend: "How is Eunuch He?"

Hearing Qi Yun's concern, Mi Dao's smile became even more gentle, her face was slightly hot, she didn't dare to look directly at Qi Yun's face, she lowered her head and smiled and said: "Everything is fine, slave."

Qi Yun said again: "A few days ago there were a lot of things going on in the court, and I accidentally forgot to tell you that I have found the book I mentioned last time. If you don't mind, I will send someone to give it to you in a few days." .”

Mi Dao nodded slightly: "Thank you, my lord, for letting me bother you."

Seeing Liu Hean's low-browed and pleasing eyes, Qi Yun frowned. He suddenly thought of the handsome and high-spirited eldest grandson of the Liu family in his memory, and he couldn't bear it.

People like He An should not have been locked in this huge cage.

Qi Yun sighed, took a step closer, lowered his head and whispered in Mi Dao's ear: "Brother He An, I have wronged you."

Mi Dao trembled, her nose turned sore, and she didn't know what expression to put on for a moment.

At this time, other ministers also came upstairs one by one, and the building gradually became noisy. Hearing the sound, Qi Yun couldn't say anything more, so he smiled and nodded at Mi Dao, and went back to his seat.

Looking at Qi Yun's back, Mi Dao sighed involuntarily: "Tongtong, my son is so filial. It's not easy to miss his old father even after he's busy."

The system also sighed: "Yeah, much more filial than you."

Mi Dao was aggrieved: "...Dad, how can you say that? How can I be unfilial to my son?"

System: "How can you be filial? You bother me every day, and you want me to show you a short movie."

Mi Dao argues: "This is companionship! Companionship is the longest confession of love, Dad! Do you not love me anymore?!"

The system said perfunctorily, "Yes, yes, I only love your money."

Rice: "..."

System: "Oh no, you have no money."

Rice: "..."

There was a little more loneliness and sadness in Mi Dao's eyes, and he said sadly: "Obviously, obviously I love you so much! My father!"

system:"……"

Qi Zhao, who came back from changing clothes, saw this scene from a distance: the stupid eunuch of his family looked at Qi Yun's back with a bewildered expression, even spilled the tea made for him, and he still couldn't recover.

Qi Zhao's expression suddenly turned ugly.