After being mistaken for a fellow by Long Aotian

With cautious thinking and bold imagination, Zhou Xun did not fall asleep until late at night.But until he fell asleep, he still didn't know two things——

The first thing is the emperor's clothes tomorrow.

The second thing is that in the distant Zhou Mansion, his direct brother is maliciously speculating about the reason why he can't sleep.

However, what Zhou Xun didn't know was that in the palace one mile away, a group of think tanks were nervously and excitingly preparing for tomorrow's date for the emperor.

"According to my many years of experience in wandering around the flowers, the characters of the women and the men I like the most in this world can be roughly divided into the following three categories." Chu Yunkuo pushed the glasses bought from the West like a dog-headed military adviser, "The first One category, domineering and cold, rich and rich, buy as soon as possible, I am the only one who respects me, only she is different."

The emperor turned the wrench in his hand, thinking about his experience in watching idol dramas over the years, and nodded: "You can give it a try."

"The second category is the flamboyant and gifted people, who speak well and compose poems in seven steps. Everyone has the mentality of admiring talents, and through the crushing of talents, they can be convinced."

"And the third category is the gentle and considerate category, taking care of all her feelings, giving her whatever she wants..."

The emperor twirled the wrench on his finger again.Unpredictable nodded.

He looked at the people in the entire room in front of him, and the people in the entire room also stopped their work and looked at him.

Among them, there are suave Jiangnan talents who exchange poems for wine, handsome, elegant, unrestrained middle-aged uncles, and Chu Yunkuo, who have traveled all over the world and have a rich relationship history...

There were even a few women, veiled, sitting among them.

Yes, the people in this entire room were all invited by the emperor from the capital after he invited Zhou Xun on a date for the first time, and died before leaving the school.

Love expert.

"In my opinion, the first strategy is the best." A woman wearing a veil Jiao Didi said, "The emperor is the king of a country, who can overturn the clouds and rain, and rule the world. In terms of power and financial resources, who can compare with him?" Your majesty? Women, all long to be favored and conquered by the strong..."

Chu Yunkuo coughed: "Young Master Zhou is a man."

"This, this is almost the same, who doesn't like overbearing love?" The woman smiled, "I have a list here, which is the best rare treasure pavilion in the capital. When the time comes, your majesty..."

"Take Mr. Zhou in, and buy all the things Mr. Zhou likes? Or buy the whole store?" The talented man in green sneered, "Vulgar!"

"Money, the emperor has always had it. To buy a street, it is not surprising for the emperor. What is the most important thing in falling in love with someone? It is the freshness! The novelty that makes people admire!" As he said, he shook He shook his fan, "In my opinion, Mr. Zhou is a gifted scholar. Of course what a gifted scholar likes most is to meet an opponent at chess, and to meet a bosom friend in the mountains and rivers. Your Majesty seldom discusses poetry, books, etiquette with Mr. Zhou. If your Majesty is dating tomorrow , Intentionally or unintentionally, he suddenly showed his talent. Young Master Zhou must have been taken aback by this, and he would have more desire to explore the emperor! And what is the most important thing in love?"

He opened the fan with a "snap": "It's a sense of mystery!"

"Maintaining the sense of mystery also maintains the desire to explore, and maintaining the desire to explore also maintains passion. During the day, you talk about poetry and composition with him, and you don't know that night is coming. At night, you change places. , hold a long talk, and then talk and talk, don’t you just—”

As the talented man in green said, he twiddled his two index fingers together, revealing a flirtatious and somewhat wretched expression.

The veiled woman let out a "spit", and at this moment, a monk spoke: "I come to see the poor monk..."

"Wait, who did you find for me?" The emperor quickly grabbed Chu Yunkuo by the collar, "Why did you even bring the monk?"

The monk clasped his eyebrows kindly and clasped his palms together: "The poor monk is known as abstaining from sex. When he was young, several female benefactors fought for the poor monk. The poor monk learned from the pain and retreated to Buddhism for the sake of world peace."

The emperor stared suspiciously at the other's bald head.

"According to the poor monk, if you want to pursue Mr. Zhou, you need to prescribe the right medicine and teach students according to your aptitude. If it is as the emperor said, Mr. Zhou should not be a person who values ​​glory and wealth."

The emperor nodded.The veiled woman snorted softly.

"And the emperor... pardon me for being blunt, the emperor is not like a person with outstanding literary talent..."

"This matter is not easy to handle?" the talented man in green interjected, "I have already written all the poems that the emperor may use this day!"

"Mr. Zhou should pay more attention to spiritual needs than things in the secular world. Therefore, from the point of view of poverty, if the emperor is gentle and considerate, he should..."

Several people said that the father was right, and the mother-in-law said that the mother-in-law was right. The emperor sat on the chair and felt a little headache.

"It's the first time I know that there is such a great knowledge about dating... that's all!"

When he patted the armrest, the whole palace fell silent.Everyone looked at the emperor eagerly, waiting for his answer.

"Your methods sound very good. In this case, try them all, try everything." The emperor made a final decision, "Be gentle first, then domineering, and then smart, and you will always hit a correct answer!"

"This……"

Chu Yunkuo wanted to say something else, but the emperor slapped the table and said, "That's it!"

Crowd: ...

"By the way, have the venue and streets been arranged?" the emperor said to Xiao Lizi beside him.

Xiao Lizi quickly said: "It's all arranged, everything is in order, just waiting for the two of you to arrive!"

"Okay!" The emperor nodded in satisfaction, "Everything is ready, just wait for tomorrow! By the way! Are you ready for the clothes I asked you to make?"

Xiao Lizi quickly said: "Everything is in order! But the emperor..."

He thought for a while, and said euphemistically, "Will the emperor's clothes tomorrow be a little..."

"Doesn't it look good?"

"Good-looking is good-looking. It seems that you are very heroic, Your Majesty, but..."

"Don't worry. Tomorrow, everyone will follow Brother Chu's arrangement and be on standby at Congyun Building." The emperor patted Chu Yunkuo on the shoulder and said to everyone, "Raise soldiers for a thousand days, and use them for a while. Work hard all week, right now, right now!"

Everyone: "Yes."

Emperor: "When things are done, there will be great rewards!"

Everyone: "Yes!!!"

Little Lizi: ...

That's all, as long as the emperor is happy.

When the cock crowed, the emperor fell asleep, and so did Zhou Xun.The entire capital city was buried in the dreamland.And the joys and sorrows of the Zhou family, apart from themselves, no one cares about it.

Early the next morning.

When Zhou Xun opened the door, he was startled by the emperor.

In all fairness, the emperor's outfit today is much better than the clothes he imagined the emperor might wear, and it can even be called extremely beautiful.

White base, black lining, lotus pattern embroidered with gold thread, the pattern is not ostentatious, but there is a faint brilliance flickering in every gesture.The clothes seemed to be completely compared to the size of the emperor, so it made the emperor look taller and slender.

On the emperor's head is a white jade hair crown, black hair, black eyes, black eyebrows, black fluffy fur against a white jade-like chin, and bright red smiling lips.It's just that looking at it this way, the emperor's appearance turned out to be as sharp as gold and stone-sharp, with sharp handsomeness and beauty.

however……

Black and fluffy, fur? ? ?

Zhou Xun looked at the sunny autumn sky, then at the circle of fur around the emperor's neck, showing a puzzled expression.

"On your neck..."

"Oh, there is a mink around." The emperor reached out and touched the ring of mink around his neck, "It was presented as a tribute some time ago, and this mink is worth thousands of gold, even more expensive than the previous gold chain!"

Zhou Xun: ...

Emperor: "If you don't touch it, it's easy to touch."

Zhou Xun: ...

"I don't touch it." Zhou Xun couldn't laugh or cry, "Aren't you hot?"

The emperor shook his head: "It's not hot, and look, am I—"

Just as he was about to say "Style Travertine", he thought of the entrustment of the love experts a few days ago.

'Don't always think about yourself, think about others too!Think about your date! '

'Appropriate gentle praise can narrow the distance between you and the person you admire. '

The emperor immediately changed his expression, and sincerely praised in the most affectionate tone he could do: "Zhou Xun, you are also beautiful today."

Zhou Xun: ...

He looked at the sky worriedly, and then at the emperor's head, worried that the other party was about to faint from the heat.

"Have you eaten breakfast yet?" Zhou Xun asked him.

"I've used it..." the emperor said immediately, and then, as if he remembered something, "Have you not eaten yet?"

Zhou Xun nodded.

"Oh, it's okay." The emperor waved his hand at him, "Go and eat first, I'll play outside for a while, wait for you..."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a silver light flashing in the alley not far away.

This is the secret code he and the love experts set up. Whenever he makes a wrong choice on a date, the group of love experts will hold a small diorama, reflect the sun in the alley, and flash him.

emperor:? ?Did I just say something wrong?

Zhou Xun smiled.He didn't expect the emperor to come so early, so he felt a little sorry: "Then... you go to the yard? They have planted some flowers in Lianrong these days, you can take a look..."

The emperor was still thinking about Yinguang.

Suddenly, he realized!

He understood that he shouldn't let Zhou Xun eat alone!As a boyfriend, you should always have concern and concern for your boyfriend!

This is considerate!

Zhou Xun was instructing Lemon to take the emperor for a stroll in the yard, but the next moment, he heard the emperor's deep and mellow voice.

"No need." He heard the emperor smile lowly, "You and I will go to the dining place together."

"But…

... "

"I think," he heard the emperor's more magnetic voice, "watching you eat, watching you eat."

Zhou Xun: ...

"From now on, I want to watch you eat every day." The emperor said affectionately.

Zhou Xun: ...

Zhou Xun hesitated to speak and looked at the emperor. He looked again at the big sun in the sky, and then at the ermine on the emperor.He seriously doubted whether the emperor's head was a little burnt out today.

...Besides, he felt the goosebumps on his arms, and seriously suspected that he needed a mink even more at this moment.

"You... come in."

Zhou Xun hurriedly said this, then turned and entered the door.Looking at his fleeing figure, the emperor was overjoyed, and his face was full of festive smiles.

'He's shy! ! ’ the emperor thought happily, ‘I have succeeded! ! '

The author has something to say: Emperor: What a perfect date!

Zhou Xun: (worried) Let's go to Tai Hospital first.