After being mistaken for a fellow by Long Aotian

"You... Hey! Don't be joking, hahahaha. Rabbits don't even eat grass by the side of their nests, how could I attack you, hahahaha, in your eyes, what do I look like when I'm single!"

The emperor was stunned for a moment, and then he patted Zhou Xun's shoulder more vigorously, and kept laughing heartily: "You, just study hard and get a good grade, don't think so much!"

Zhou Xun: ...

Emperor: "Nothing can shake our friendship!"

The emperor stretched out his fist straightly and touched Zhou Xun.Zhou Xun didn't reach out his hand, he grabbed his hand so that he could fist bump with himself.Then the emperor said: "It's getting late, I'll go...go to court first, you should have a good rest! You didn't sleep well last night, did you?"

Without waiting for Zhou Xun to answer, he said again: "In three days, I will take you out to pretend to be aggressive!"

Zhou Xun also bent his eyes and smiled at him: "Yes."

"By the way, this is for you." The emperor suddenly pulled out something from his body, "The treasure someone sent at the banquet the day before yesterday, I saw it and thought it was very suitable for you."

Zhou Xun quietly held the hairpin in his palm.The emperor said: "This hairpin can not only be used to hold hair..."

Emperor: "It can also be used for self-defense. You carry it on your body. If anyone dares to bully you while I'm not around, you can pull it off and poke his eyes."

Zhou Xun: "Very practical."

Emperor: "Hey hey hey."

...The emperor walked away in a hurry with a smile on his face. His posture was very straight, upright, and without any extravagant thoughts.It wasn't until after the emperor left that Zhou Xun's smile came down from his face.

He thought, he's really glad that the emperor said he was nice to him, not because of another person.

He thought, he really doesn't have to worry anymore, how could a person like the emperor do ordinary things.There is no confession, no substitute, no neglect of him from now on... none of it exists.

He thought, he is very relaxed, from now on, he only needs to study hard, do his own thing well...be good friends with the emperor, and it will be fine.

Until Xiao Lizi said softly: "Young Master Zhou, do you want to find a place to put this hairpin?"

Zhou Xun raised his head.

Only then did he realize that he had been poking the hairpin at his clothes, as if trying to find a place to put it in.

But on this robe of his, there was no place to put it.

Zhou Xun then smiled: "No need."

He pushed back the others, put the hairpin in the cabinet... then took it out again, and finally put it under the pillow.

Zhou Xun thought, the emperor treated him well because he only regarded him as a friend.

Zhou Xun thought, the emperor...does he not like him, and his liking is not the same kind of liking.

But greed is not enough to swallow elephants, he already has so much, why should he want more things?

But Zhou Xun didn't know that being extremely normal was sometimes an abnormality, and sometimes an overly upright posture was actually a cover-up.

For example, when the emperor walked out of the side hall, his back was never as straight as it is today.

Three days later, Zhou Xun was taken to the ceremony.He saw the emperor standing on the altar with fluttering black robes, stern and impassioned expression.Hundreds of civil and military officials stood beside him and kowtowed to him.

Seeing everyone's solemnity, Zhou Xun looked at the emperor again, and thought, when the emperor is not in front of him, it's quite...

August?

...Then he saw the emperor turning his head to look in his direction while all the officials were not paying attention, and smiled at him.

Zhou Xun: ...

It was a sunny, confident smile.

"Why is your majesty so unserious about offering sacrifices to the gods today?" On the carriage back to the palace, Zhou Xun said to the emperor, "The gods in the sky may feel that the emperor's heart is dishonest after seeing it."

"There are no gods in the sky, and I don't want them to see that I am sincere." The emperor said carelessly, "You can see it!"

Zhou Xun's hand holding the carriage stiffened slightly.

He thought, how could the emperor speak so informally.

... Speaking of which, it seems that the emperor thinks that as long as he can see that he is sincere, it will be fine.

The emperor seemed completely unaware of Zhou Xun's thoughts.Zhou Xun raised the curtain and said, "I'll take a look at the scenery."

He only looked at it for a while, then asked in confusion: "This doesn't seem to be the way back to the palace?"

When he looked at the emperor again, the emperor smiled at him inscrutablely: "I will take you to a mysterious place."

Zhou Xun:?

What mysterious place?

The carriage turned around and turned to a quiet street.Zhou Xun remembered that this street was very close to the palace, and it didn't even take half a stick of incense to enter the palace.The emperor got out of the carriage, walked to a rather large mansion, and proudly said to him, "Come in and have a look!"

Zhou Xun:?

He got out of the car.The emperor said: "Recently, I have been thinking of giving you a gift or something... Hehe, just take it as a thank you gift for teaching me to read for so long. I asked Xiao Lizi, what kind of gold and silver treasures, hairpins Silk and satin, I guess you won't like gold, silver and jewelry, and I gave you a hairpin before, so I don't think you like it much either."

Zhou Xun: ...

The emperor: "Then I sent people to look for it among the people. That's right, it's that Chu Yunkuo. This guy bought a bunch..."

Xiao Lizi reminded: "Yu Mingzhu, gemstone."

Emperor: "Oh, yes, a pile of calcium carbonate, silicon dioxide and other broken stones came back, and they all looked exactly the same except for the color. How dishonest and shameful it is to send this kind of thing out! So I thought about it... "

Zhou Xun: ...

The little Lizi next to him: ...you can give me the gems you don't want.

"After much deliberation, I plan to give you a practical and best gift, just as someone told me before—" The emperor ordered someone to push the door open, "Dang dang dang!"

Emperor: "A house!"

Zhou Xun: ...

Emperor: "Just ask the world, who doesn't want a house?!"

"I personally selected this house from dozens of houses." The emperor led Zhou Xun in, looking like a real estate agent, "Look! This lobby is so bright and solid!"

As he said, he pointed to the huge ginkgo tree in the yard when he entered the door: "Do you like this one? I specially ordered someone to plant it here. By the way, you know that there is also a century-old ginkgo tree at Zhou's house..."

Zhou Xun nodded, of course he knew this.

Emperor: "Originally, I wanted someone to pull it out and send it to you, but the ginkgo is old, and God has the virtue of being good at life, so there is no need to uproot it again. And how can I give you the leftovers from others?"

Zhou Xun: "...um."

"I ordered someone to check it out." The emperor's expression suddenly became unpredictable, "The ginkgo tree in the Zhou family is only 100 years old."

Zhou Xun: ...

Emperor: "This tree can last for 300 years!"

Emperor: "Three times as rare!"

Zhou Xun: ...

Emperor: "Hahaha!"

Zhou Xun: ...

Forget it, he slowly gave the emperor a thumbs up.

The emperor was even more embarrassing, and he continued to show Zhou Xun: "All the rooms in this house face south and are very transparent, and they are exposed to the sun from morning to night. This is the lobby, and you will meet guests in it from now on. , the chairs are all made of mahogany, oh, I even designed it myself, which conforms to ergonomics, and the cushions underneath are all velvet cushions, and the one next to it is a display rack for tea, and there are paintings, which are also brought from the palace .”

"This one is the master bedroom where you sleep, and there is a small living room outside. Here, there is a large floor-to-ceiling window, so you can get more sunlight. The small room next to it is where the servants live."

Zhou Xun looked at the bed and said in confusion: "

This bed seems to be a bit big, and the cushion under it is..."

"The bed should be bigger! It's comfortable to sleep on!" The emperor patted Zhou Xun's shoulder, "And this one below is my newly invented mattress. It's very comfortable. Don't you believe me? Try lying on it?"

Zhou Xun smiled and said, "Just... don't lie down in front of the emperor."

"Which one of us is with whom?"

Zhou Xun: ...

"Then here are the kitchen, the study room, the guest room... There are a few rooms in the back for other people to live in. This is an exhibition hall, and you can put your favorite things in it."

"Also, the garden behind here, rockery and artificial lake, oh, there is also a study in this bamboo forest."

The garden scenery is quiet, and Zhou Xun also likes the study in the bamboo forest very much.Looking at the blank plaque on the study, the emperor suddenly became interested and wanted to name the study.

He did what he said, and when someone took a pen and paper, he was about to splash ink: "What name do you want to name the study?"

Zhou Xun thought for a while, and said: "There are all kinds of tastes in the world, ups and downs. Since this is for reading, if so..."

The emperor clapped his hands: "Then it's called...Subway, right?"

Zhou Xun:?

"It's a good name..."

"Forget it, change it, change it." The emperor touched his nose guiltily, as if he had just bullied Zhou Xun.Zhou Xun gave him a strange look, and said, "Appreciating books is like tasting life, sour, sweet, bitter and spicy... If so, call it Siwei Study?"

emperor:……

"Sweet and sour are fine, but bitterness is unnecessary." Zhou Xun's forehead was suddenly flicked by the emperor, "Change to another one."

Zhou Xun made a subtraction in his heart, and before he even opened his mouth, he heard the emperor say, "No Sanwei Bookstore!!"

Zhou Xun: ...

How did the emperor say his next thought?

"Then call it Bamboo Language Hall." Zhou Xun finally said.

"Bamboo Yutang? Cook fish soup? It sounds auspicious to have fish every year..." The emperor swiped his brush, "Then let's go to Zhuyutang!"

His movements are very chic, but his handwriting is crooked.Zhou Xun laughed at him: "Your writing is not as good as my left hand."

The emperor didn't believe it: "Then show me what you wrote with your left hand?"

Zhou Xun picked up the pen with his left hand and wrote two lines.The emperor stared at him, and suddenly said: "Er... this..."

Zhou Xun:?

"Then... can you write me a happy birthday?"

"Happy birthday?"

"This... is actually on my side. I just celebrated my birthday today. Actually, I don't celebrate my birthday very much, just..."

"Just want me to send you a letter."

Zhou Xun said casually and wrote down these four words.The emperor smiled and said, "This word belongs to me now. Oh, by the way, your house deed and land deed..."

Zhou Xun saw him cheering, and suddenly said: "By the way, is my name very common in your place?"

emperor:?

"Not often, what's the matter?"

"...Who did you recognize me as?"

The emperor hesitated to speak, stopped to speak, and finally said: "Actually, I recognized you as..."

Zhou Xun pricked up his ears, and then he heard the emperor say, "A book."

Zhou Xun:?