[Hokage] Too flirtatious, I want to sleep

My name is 【Haruno Sakura】——now.

I am three years old this year, and I live at No. xx, a certain street, Muye Village, Country of Fire...

Although the name is a code name, I changed my name unexpectedly. Sometimes I still can’t react when people call me Sakura or Sakura sauce. It took me a long time to get used to it before I slowly remembered that I am Haruno Sakura now. , not Yayoi.

Speaking of it, I am a lucky person. Although I have no parents, I grew up without illness or disaster. After school and graduation, looking for a job has always been smooth.One day a guy named Duang who called himself a system hit me and started the so-called mission.

But now the system doesn't want me anymore.

... Well, how should I put it, when I was picked up covered in blood by a man who was revered as the God of Swords by my first master, the guy named System cried out and then fell silent.It doesn't respond no matter what I call it.Over time I don't care about it.

After following the master, my daily life is filled with swords.Practicing sword, practicing sword, still practicing sword, after a few years, it became sword practice, being tortured by master... Occasionally, a guy named Lu Xiaofeng would flirt with him.Well, to me, those things he said were indeed teasing.

However, I don't actually dislike this uncle in his 30s with such a strange beard.It was only when he came to the house that the master became more popular.In normal times, he is a god, cold and ethereal, as if he is about to become a fairy in the next second.

Even if the master becomes an immortal, he will probably be a god of killing. He has nothing to do with immortals. If you want to talk about immortals, the beautiful brother named Hua Manlou is the right one.That's right, it's my brother, although his age is about the same as Lu Xiaofeng's, but with that face, it's really hard to call him uncle.

Day after day, year after year, when I finished all the master's experiences, the master was very gentle to me, but I felt very sad, it was a feeling that I would never see the master again , So I challenged the master.

When I tried my best and finally left a deep sword mark on the master's immaculate white clothes, the master's perennially frozen face showed a gratified smile, and then...my price was lying on the bed for half a year , the master never appeared again.They all say that the master shattered the void.I was left to inherit everything from him.

However, I was not happy at all, because when I opened my eyes, I changed another place and was picked up by a bad old man named Guiguzi.

I started doing odd jobs on the old man's site.Yes, doing chores.Washing and cooking have to face the pickiness of the bad old man.In this regard, I said that it is better to drink porridge and eat pickles every day. Eating light food is good for your health when you are older.Who told him to say I have a wooden face!That's ice cube face, okay? !I am the woman who inherited everything from the master!Ice cube face is inherited from my teachers! !I curse you bad old man, you will be a fool if you accept apprentices in the future!

Then, ahahaha, the old man’s two apprentices are really stupid =v=

I am so relieved.

With two more people, my life didn't change much, but there was one more guy called Wei Zhuang who was picky about my food with the bad old man. Fortunately, Brother Ge Nie was not picky and helped me chop firewood and clean up the dishes.I never wash his clothes, and although his face is expressionless, he guides my sword.Yes, even if I change places, I will not forget my sword in a place where there is no master.

But that nasty little Zhuangzi taunted me that my sword was just a replica.In response to this, I raised my sword and stabbed him very, very furiously.I want to poke this bastard who laughed at me and slandered my master into a hornet's nest, but the truth is, I have injuries all over my body, and he...slightly injured.

……Oh shit.

I didn't cook that night, hum, go drink cold water!

Sitting on a tree and looking at the moon holding the wooden sword I sharpened myself, I was also very disappointed in myself. Master practiced ruthless kendo, but I couldn’t be ruthless. I tried my best to chase after master, even if he had become God, I think as long as I work hard, one day I can see His figure.But until now, I have not caught up. Xiao Zhuangzi is right, I am a copy, or a failed copy.

I am not so persistent in the way of swordsmanship, the master said, be honest with the sword.Sincerity in the sword, sincerity in the heart.I did it sincerely, but I am sincerely the master.The last challenge I spent half a year lying on the bed, reminiscing over and over again every detail, until the picture was frozen on the master's gratifying smile, tears just fell down, fuck the sword, fuck the sincerity , I just really miss Master...

After chasing for so many years, I still can't catch up with him.

"Only the weak would hide and cry, useless brat."

"Go away, bastard Xiaozhuangzi!"

He was squatting next to me, with his arm in front of my eyes. It was a deep sword mark, and the incision was extremely smooth and neat.With a nasty smile on his disgusting face, he pressed my head hard to prevent me from looking up, "It doesn't look hopeless."

"Your uncle!" The neck is about to break!

The master has left too deep traces in my life, just like the sky, I will never get rid of it in my lifetime, and I don't want to get rid of it. To change my mind, looking at the sky is like the master watching me, I can face the unknown without fear.

……Hmm, so, I practiced the sword even more desperately.

Because when I look up at the sky, I will think of the days when I was watched by my master... that is, I was abused endlessly.The hairs are standing up!Why the fuck am I so cheap!

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Day after day, year after year, practicing swords and cooking, picking herbs and catching wild game...

Damn, I'm thinking too much about making Xiao Zhuangzi dumb!Don't come looking for me if you think my bandages look bad, you bastard!If you dislike the pain of medicine, you stand up for me!I am also a famous doctor, bastard!You treat me as the one who eats rice with the master!

I am the woman who inherited everything from the master!

Finally one day, Zongsha graduated.One to the left and one to the right...on different paths.Xiao Zhuangzi lost in the last competition, I thought I would gloat, then I just took a deep breath and ran to the kitchen to cook a big table of dishes to celebrate their graduation.

When the two of them walked out of the valley, I was also kicked out of the house by the bad old man and threw me a package, which is said to be the reward for so many years.I sat at the entrance of the valley with my parcel in my arms for three days, and the old man just didn’t come to see me. In the end, I kowtowed three times to the valley, wiped my face and left without looking back, so I didn’t cry. , even if I saw the little black shadow behind the tree, I didn't look back, I hope you won't eat white porridge with pickles every day in the future.

The old man left me a book of internal strength and sword formulas that he tailored for me.There is also a snow-white sword, which I named Wangchuan.You see, I'll just say I've been lucky and everyone I've met has been a nice person.Although there is Wangchuan, it lives up to each other.They are an integral part of my life.

Wandering, practicing swords, practicing swords and wandering.It is said that Gai Nie went to Qin State and became a civil servant with establishment, and it is said that Xiao Zhuangzi... I don't know where he went.

So, I belatedly learned that now is the era of Seven Kingdoms ruling the roost!Spring and Autumn and Warring States Period! !Your uncle!At this time, where is the seasoning of prickly ash aniseed and thirteen spices!Where are the steamed buns and big rice at this time! !At this time, where did the bastard Xiaozhuangzi get his young hair! !I broke down and pulled my hair, as if I heard the ridicule from the deep system!

Just know that this is not a serious Warring States period!

I just broke down all the way to South Korea... I found an inn, cleaned myself up, ate a full meal, and went for a walk on the street.I regret it... really.

When I was taken to a flower building called Zilanxuan by a bastard who was a head taller than me after taking hormones, I wanted to rewind and start over. If I had known he was here, I would not have set foot in Korea. step!

"Hey, brother Wei Zhuang, you have to be sympathetic to the beauty, and you can't treat the beauty so rudely."

I slapped the hoof that was holding me away with my backhand, and the next second I drew my sword and stabbed at Xiao Zhuangzi. The two of us ruined a house.

In the end, the bastard pinned his head and couldn't lift his head, and even laughed at him for "not making progress".

"Go away, you bastard little Zhuangzi!"

Pfft... laughed the whole room down.

One is Han Fei, one is Zhang Liang, and the other is Zi Nu.I covered my face weakly, this f*ck is indeed an unscrupulous Warring States!Famous people in history are so handsome. I have already taken the history department exam!

I can't run away, so I can only continue to mess with the bastard.If you mix and mix, you will become familiar with each other.After getting familiar with it, I realized that such a small South Korea is calm on the surface, but whirlpools are tumbling inside.But these have nothing to do with me, do they?What is quicksand, can it be eaten? !

So I can only use Wang Chuan to support that bastard's shark teeth and continue to demolish the house.How I want to tear down that bastard Xiaozhuangzi! "Tell me, did you brush your hair with shark teeth!"

Another burst of hahahaha, I was almost combed by shark teeth.

"I think I'll come to Zilanxuan a few more times. I'm so happy to have Yayoi here." Han Jiu, are you taking me for dinner?I don't care about you.Roll your eyes at him.Let's sit next to Future Mousheng, at least he won't laugh at me so blatantly.It would be perfect if he didn't rub my head.

The turbulent days followed day by day, until one day Gai Nie came with his boss Ying Zheng.They hit the ground with thunder and fire, from the house to the outside, from the outside to the roof, and finally smashed the whole house. The night sky also opened up the background for the two of them, fireworks all over the sky.

Holding Wang Chuan in my arms, I watched the two of them walking towards me, both of them had subtle smiles on their usual wooden faces.

"You two should just get married."

I was knocked into two big bags by the famous Yuanhong and Sharktooth, which are very symmetrical.

A pair of... nasty ghosts!

Later on, many things happened, but I don't know anymore, I died, I don't know if my efforts were in vain, I don't know if I helped the bastard Xiaozhuangzi a little bit...Everyone here People are not simple, and every word they say seems to contain another layer of meaning. This is too painful for me, and it makes me too tired to guess what I have to say.

This was my first real death and I thought I was done with it.

Then I became Haruno Sakura, a girl with pink hair and green eyes who has been three years old since birth.Damn, this is so indecent.

Then I was told by the soy sauce system that it gave up on me and sent me to this space to let me love it, and it will not accompany me anymore.By the way, leave me my Wangchuan.Ya, you are such a good system.I sent it a good person card without hesitation.Then it just disappeared crying.

It said, what the hell is the love system between labor and capital!It was hard to pick a host, but in the first scene, I met the sword god who was cut off from love and love, and it cried in despair.Finally, in the second scene, the host was picked up by a bad old man, and it cried again, and finally had two good-looking boys... It just hoped that the host would understand the sweetness of love... Damn, it's not a practice The sword is to practice the sword, and labor and management did not let you practice the sword! !Can't even trigger the mission!If the host can't trigger the mission itself, it can't even release the mandatory mission, yes, it is such a waste material system... Desperate, the good love line, finally turned into a family relationship line by the stupid host

……Oh shit!I quit!Substitution!

Sakura put away the small wooden sword, took a breath, and calmed down, today's practice is completed.Wipe off the sweat and look up at the sky, master, what is love, can it be eaten?

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Well, just write indiscriminately, you can read indiscriminately, and I will modify =v=