[Hokage] Too flirtatious, I want to sleep

As a pure Konoha ninja who has graduated from ninja school for six years, every student must study the Konoha Chronicle systematically.

For the first Hokage Konoha, known as the god of ninjas, who ended the troubled times and created a country and a village, it is absolutely thunderous in the Ninja Continent.And I, no exception, admire this great ninja very much, and his great achievements have long been recited in my heart.

"...You, wait a minute, Senshou Bashirama? You?"

"Yeah, is my name weird? Tobima?" The half-sized boy with a super rustic mushroom head and a silly, white and sweet face in front of him scratched his head with question marks all over his face. "Why does this little sister look so ugly?"

No no no, don't call me little sister!I shook my head again and again in horror, it was too terrifying!This is even scarier than Xiaozhuangzi changing Kakashi's head, bastard!

"However, thank you so much, little sister! Thank you for saving Itama!" Don't call me little sister, bastard!I wanted to retreat, but the young man in front of me who suspected to be the first generation of Hokage was holding my hand tightly with both hands, and I couldn't even break free!Help... help!

"Anijia, you scared her!" The boy from the second generation punched him in the head with a big bump.Saved me from his grasp.Thank you so much!With tears streaming down my face, I hid behind the body of the super-reliable second-generation boy with lingering fear, and wiped the sweat from my forehead with trembling hands.

"Sorry, my stupid big brother is too rude." Facing the apologetic expression on the second generation boy body, I shook my head hastily. "I... I'm just, no, not used to such enthusiastic people."

"I really want to express my gratitude, Feijian, you can't be like this, you are hated, hated..." The first generation of the boy squatted on the spot, surrounded by black air.

"No, please don't get me wrong, I'm just not used to it, and I don't mean to hate you!" Although it's a gangster's youth, but that's the first generation that established Konoha, and whoever hates you can't hate you!I'm a rookie, Shinobi who grew up bathed in your great deeds!

"Great! I knew my little sister was a good person!"

A mouthful of big white teeth almost blinded my dog's eyes, so I said don't call me little sister!Not to mention being issued a good person card, I always feel... If I can't go back to the future in a short time, the cup of the first generation of teenagers in front of me will definitely destroy the image of the great first generation in my mind little by little. left.

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Having seen the boy version of the first and second generation, I finally met someone greater than the first and second generation at dinner time!It is the current patriarch of Qianshou, the father of the first generation and second generation, Qianshou Buddhajian.I showed my most standard etiquette, the highest respect, and saluted this great father Sang.

On the contrary, this father was a little embarrassed by my solemn etiquette.Tell me to relax again and again, otherwise he will feel uncomfortable as a big bastard.I also breathed a sigh of relief and relaxed my tense shoulders. Facing his friendly inquiries, I said one thing and another.

"Although it's rude to say so, I haven't heard of the ninjas of the Haruno clan." The patriarch's father thought for a long time but couldn't remember whether there were any ninjas of the Haruno clan active on the mainland.

"Our family doesn't seem to be a ninja family or something." Uh, speaking of which, my family is indeed an ordinary ninja family, rubbing my chin.However, when the patriarch asked where my parents went, how could I be alone...

This is more embarrassing, and he said dryly, "They...uh."

Then in exchange for this family's apology, the expression that shouldn't mention your sad things.

I"……"

My parents are still alive and well! ! !It's just that I'm not in this era. Unfortunately, I can't say this. If I really want to say that, I will definitely be regarded as a psychopath.

It's been... a very exhausting day.

For me saving the kid in Banma, the patriarch’s father not only solemnly expressed his gratitude to me, but at the same time, my life in Senshou’s family was more or less neglected, um, how should I say it, it’s too ugly Alright, is it appropriate to take care of it?Well, anyway, I don't feel angry or anything like that.

On the contrary, this kind of practice is what a patriarch of a family should do.If it were me, I would also conduct necessary inspections on a ninja of unknown origin.Although I am only 12 years old, in this era where life expectancy is generally in the thirties, 12 years old is considered an adult.

Even five or six-year-old children can go to the battlefield, 12 years old is not too young, okay?

However, this is also what I don't like about this era so much.Although there are hundreds of clans in the ninja world in troubled times, but for children, this era is quite cruel.

The life in Qianshou's house is not very difficult, on the contrary, it is relatively rich, and I am also very careful not to touch things that should not be touched, honestly, practicing the ineffective instant body technique.I don't think I will forget how to tie the seal of the instant body technique until I die.On the third day here, the instant body technique was finally used!

Unfortunately, I still can't go home!Damn, what a sad truth.

The kids in Itama would come to report to me every day, chat with me and take me to places I could go to Senju’s house. The second one is Shonen II Daime!To be honest, I am a fan of the second generation, absolutely huge!After he saw the crappy instant body that I used, he discussed the coordinate formula and space calculation with me very academically for a day...

After I came back to my senses, my eyes were dim, and I felt that various calculation formulas were still floating in front of my eyes...

It won't be the founder of the school... I feel that my brain cells are almost drained, and I finally know what it feels like to be hollowed out QAQ

As for...Original Boys...well, I don't want to judge, really! ! !

The mushroom head that subverted the first generation Hokage-sama in my mind is not the first generation! !The smirking mushroom retreats and retreats!

I also stayed here for half a month, and the road home was far away, so I calmed down.The first generation is only in my teens, so I can't even think about it!The space ninjutsu master Tobema Juju is still a boy who worries about his stupid Anijia every day!The Uchiha on the opposite side is still a feud...

Damn, I've used up all my good luck!

With the second-generation boy's purpose-guiding plug-in, I have completely mastered the teleportation technique that can't go home.The increase in speed brought about a breakthrough leap in my swordsmanship.Didn’t someone say that, martial arts in the world are only fast~

What comes with it is that Master Tomona, who pursues speed, will take time to practice with me whenever he is free.His sword skills are weird and changeable, but my sword is upright and upright, responding to all changes with the same.Anyway, for me, with Tobima Dadai, my strength has really improved by leaps and bounds.At the same time, his understanding of the way of the sword has also faintly loosened.

When I had a good time practicing with Tobima, Tobima suddenly found that the stupid big brother who gave him headaches every day was very obedient these days and didn't cause trouble for him!I read traces of unscientific surprise from the expressionless face of Tobima Dada.What followed was, what the hell is the stupid brother doing!You won't hold back your big move!

Emma, ​​I can read it fairly well.At least when I told Banma, Banma’s stomach cramped from laughing.

"That's what it means, but why is it so funny to say it from Sister Sakura's mouth."

"As long as the meaning is correct, your second brother won't explain it that way anyway." I clapped my little head between clapboards, "Speaking of which, your eldest brother really refreshes my cognition every day."

"Uh... Brother, he is more naive?"

"Ah, here's another question, naive Hashirama..." Toothless, I also want to hug my stomach and laugh so badly!

After coming here for so long, we finally received the news that the Senju Clan is going to fight Uchiha again.

As an outsider, I looked at the ninjas of the Senju Clan who were all ready to go. Each of them had a hatred for Uchiha on their faces. I observed each of them carefully and found that apart from hatred, there was also There is excitement.Probably, ah, I can finally fight with the red-eyed rabbits on the opposite side!Must take revenge!Hack them all!

The only one who can rival Senju is... Uchiha.

This fucking... cognition.

I stroked the hair in Banjian, who didn't go to the battlefield and looked very disappointed. The God of Ninja and Ninja Shura, who ended the feud between the two clans, are still growing. During this period, how many child ninjas will die?What kind of prosperity will it be when they put down their hatred and form an alliance?

I suddenly became looking forward to it... Maybe it is my greatest luck that I came to this era unintentionally.

When the war was over, I still couldn't resist letting myself stay out of it, and joined the team of treating the wounded, and my medical ninjutsu was gradually proficient.

Sealing acupuncture points with needles to stop bleeding, relieve pain and paralysis, or comb the body's meridians, which seem to me to be very common treatment methods, will be very surprising to them.Hmm... this is a specialty of my florist.

Of course, if someone can learn it, I will not be mean to teach it.It took me some time to sculpt a human body model, I marked the meridian points, and the direction map of the major meridians of the human body. I hold a small pointer every day and point out to some big brothers and sisters what acupuncture point this is. What does it do...

After my teaching was over, I found that I changed the reputation of the Thousand Hands family to respect? ? ! !The name Sakura-chan came back to me =v=

Hey, I feel that my operation is very 666.

After I finished training that day, I closed my sword and took a breath, and walked to the kid in Banjian who seemed a bit distressed, "What's the matter? The little one's face is as wrinkled as your patriarch's."

"Brother made a friend."

"Wouldn't that be nice?"

Could it be that the kids in Banjian are jealous?I rubbed his head a little amusedly, "Don't the children in Banjian like your elder brother making friends?"

"It's not, it's just..." Banma squatted there, poking the ground with his fingers, "The friend you made may be an Uchiha."

"Hey, that's right, every Hokage will have a friend named Uchiha around him." I patted the young man on the shoulder and said nonchalantly.

After thinking about it with hindsight, no, there is no Hokage coming from Konoha at this time, so the fuck is bald again.Fortunately, the little boy in the board room was confused, but he probably got used to my convulsions from time to time and saying things he didn't understand.

And now, the kid is in a state of anger.

"That's Uchiha! How many of our relatives and friends died at the hands of Uchiha, how can big brother ignore these things and be friends with a Uchiha!" Itama Ki's eye circles were red.

I'm silent about it.Stretching out his hand and stroking his soft hair, it took a long time to come back to his senses, "I think the same way, the Uchiha people think the same way." Looking at Itama's eyes that didn't understand and still had some ignorance, he smiled, "Hate , there will always be a day when it will end."

"can you?"

"Yes, most people hate war."

The next day, I had just finished practicing today's share when I was dragged away by Banjian.

"where are we going?"

Ban Jian made a quiet gesture to me, I blinked, restrained my breath and followed him, and after a while, I arrived at a place I was somewhat familiar with.

I squatted on the tree with Banma, and on the river not far ahead, the patriarch's father and Toboma were confronting the people who looked like father and son on the opposite side.

Fuck me, those familiar eyes are not Uchiha!Wait, why does that little Uchiha look so hot like Sasuke! !I heard Tobima calling him Quanna?Quan... Hey! ! !

With this amazing skill, Zhujian standing on the river bank and the fried hair on the opposite river bank threw a stone at the same time, knocking away the swords that were attacking Tobima and Quanna.

"Never forgive anyone who tries to hurt my brother!"

"me too!"

We couldn't hear the intermittent talking, except for the louder sentence just now.

"spot!"

Alas! ! !So, that fried hair is Uchiha Madara! ! !I almost fell from the tree! But because I was so excited that I couldn't control my breath, I was discovered by the patriarch's father...

Banma and I were scratching our heads dryly and jumped down from the tree, just in time to see the boy Madara turning his head to look at Hashirama...

Ten thousand years at a glance... Bah, I used the wrong word.

It turns out that Uchiha Madara is because of the eyes opened by Senju Zhuma! ! WOC!I seem to know something incredible! !