[Hokage] Too flirtatious, I want to sleep

What is the most fucking thing in the world?

Yes, I'm right beside you, but you can't see me anyway!

Kakashi's strange-colored pupils were soaked in tears, and he stood in front of the sink in a daze, staring blankly at himself in the mirror. His hand had already been rubbed red and even bloodshot, but he and I was still scrubbing vigorously as if I didn't feel any pain.

I really can't stand it anymore, it's your hand!Isn't it a pig's trotter? !Floating over, wanting to hold his wrist, but piercing through again!Oh shit!Grinding the back molars, I can't catch your hand Can't I turn off the faucet!

Creak...the tap is turned off.

Kakashi who was in a daze, like a frightened cat, suddenly tensed up, and the murderous aura that erupted at that moment made me, a piao, feel chilly.

"Who?!"

...This is embarrassing, I am your student, dear Kakashi-sensei~~~

I followed Kakashi and watched him go back, forth, left, right, left, right, and left to check the bottom of the room. Hey, hey, everything was checked out, a little bit~

Glancing at his bloodshot hand, he sighed helplessly, why do you think you are so uneasy, no matter how old you are? !snort!

I put my hand on top of his hand, a ball of green chakra popped out suddenly, and then... I just watched Kakashi holding a handful of kunai through my head...

... Scratching his head, it seems that he was scared? ? ?

"Who are you! Come out!"

Damn, if I could come out, I would have come out sooner!I rolled my eyes, and took out a piece of paper and a pen from the drawer he was rummaging through just now, and started writing.

"I mean no harm, your hands need healing."

So, I witnessed the scene where the young version of Kakashi was frightened by the automatic screen of the pen and paper... Oh, Kakashi who was blown up is so cute! ! !Pick up a pen and draw a cute smiling face on the paper.

"You...you, are you human?"

"No, I've been dead for years." Smile...

"...Cheat, lie!"

"I never lie."

"Then what's your name?"

"...Well, it's been too long since I've been dead, so I forgot."

"..." Kakashi stared dead fish, he really is a big liar! ! !

Putting down the pen and paper, seeing that Kakashi was not so nervous, the green chakra lit up again, and approaching him a little bit, seeing that although he was still full of guard, he did not intend to resist after all, he was relieved, and put His hands are healed.

"Don't hurt yourself casually!"

"...Thank you." Kakashi looked down at the intact hand, if possible...

"...You're welcome, if you really want to express your thanks..." Hey hey "Let me see what you look like" with a big smile.

The white paper with words written on it was shaking in front of Kakashi... Kakashi twitched the corners of his mouth and turned his head, "Don't!"

...... Brat! ! !

The two of us were in the living room, he asked me questions and chatted until dawn, Kakashi got up to wash up, went out into the kitchen, and went to prepare breakfast, although I can’t eat it, but it’s rare, I can’t tell, Kakashi is still a home type of man?

...... Snatch it away, the chopsticks in Kakashi's hand, what a fart at home!A bowl of white rice, a raw egg and soy sauce is breakfast! ! !The guy who can't even cook an omelet is his sister's home type! !How did this guy eat this kind of anti-human food every day to grow to a big man of 1.8 meters! !Totally unscientific! !

"Hey! Give me back..."

"What a fart, just sit down!" Angrily threw down the pen and paper, and went straight to the kitchen...

Using the original few ingredients, I made egg fried rice, and tomato and egg soup...

"Go out and buy vegetables for me, idiot! There is nothing in the refrigerator except eggs! This tomato is half rotten!"

Kakashi glanced at the paper floating in front of his eyes, just by the several bold exclamation marks, he could tell how angry the owner who wrote this sentence was, but...he picked up the spoon and clasped his hands together, whispering I'm gonna start now.A mouthful of hot fried rice exuding aroma was stuffed into his mouth.

"Understood, long-winded aunt."

……… "You spit out the rice for me!"

Kakashi's arrival seems to have opened up a new map for me. Coincidentally, just like Mr. Madara and Stupid Wood couldn't stay too far away from me back then, I also couldn't stay away from Kakashi.

Seeing Kakashi buying the wilted vegetables without knowing anything, he finally reached into his knife bag when he picked up a tomato that was still half green and poked him hard with a shuriken.Kakashi immediately jumped on the spot,

The terrified grocery shopping aunt was dumbfounded...

Finally, after paying the price of Kakashi's thighs that were supposed to be tied into a sieve, I bought the dishes I was satisfied with, and Kakashi went home with a blink. I once again felt what it means to be dragged away .

Kakashi dodged left and right to avoid the attack of hidden weapons such as cups, chairs and cushions, while walking towards the kitchen to sort the vegetables and put them into the refrigerator. "Don't mess with you."

"Bastard Kakashi!!"

"Hey, are you being unreasonable? I didn't say anything even if my legs were pierced into blood holes by you."

………………

"...You deserve it, you deserve it, who told you that you can't pick vegetables! Can't you see the vegetables that are about to rot?!"

"...Hey, I got it, I got it."

"Dare to call my aunt to kill you!"

"Whispering little girl!"

! ! !Fuck! !

Kakashi glanced at the pen and paper frozen in mid-air, and a smile flashed in his eyes, "You really are a little girl."

…………Oh shit!This bastard blew me up! ! !

"Kakashi, go to hell!"

At night, Kakashi was plagued by nightmares again. I was helpless, and I put a very soft and comforting chakra on his forehead, trying to relieve the pain caused by the nightmare. I watched his brows gradually loosen. , I am full of joy, as long as it works.

Kakashi, who woke up from the nightmare, looked too fragile, and the tearful eyes full of pain were deeply imprinted in my heart, and I couldn't get rid of it... Kakashi like that was really, really frustrating. People are distressed.

After a peaceful night's sleep, Kakashi sat up in a daze, opened the door, looked at the living room filled with sunlight, and the fragrant breakfast on the dining table, all of this was as beautiful as a dream...

On the paper that suddenly floated over, next to a big smiling face was the word "Good morning" full of vigor, which made Kakashi's nose slightly sour, and his slightly round eyes slowly curved "Good morning"

...the snail girl.