[Hokage] Too flirtatious, I want to sleep

Looking around, devastated...

The war... finally broke out.

This land is full of gunpowder smoke, and the blood is soaring, lingering on the tip of the nose for a long time.No matter how much effort we have made, what should happen will still move forward along the track and will not stop abruptly. This sudden recognition made me suddenly feel discouraged and tired.

The top of the head was lightly patted twice by Kakashi's hand.I looked up at him, and in his hand was my faded snow-white hair...

I bent the corner of my mouth, and felt relieved for a moment at this moment, what else should I ask for, at least... Kakashi is still standing in front of me alive, isn't he?People...you have to be content.

"Kakashi, our hair colors are very similar, this is a couple's color~"

Kakashi looked at me, rolled his eyes, kissed the hair in my hand, turned around and stood facing Uchiha Obito.At this time, no matter who it is, there is no way to retreat.

And I covered the fiery face that Kakashi teased, and rubbed vigorously, obviously it was a very pure action, why in my eyes, Kakashi just now was so...

Hey... I'm hopeless!Always thinking of those indescribable images facing Kakashi, I really want to die!

Pat on the face, I'll do what I should do.

Mercedes all the way to the rear medical unit.Fortunately, I found Miss Jingyin who was busy.

So... I was questioned by the teary-eyed Kunai from Ms. Jingyin with a shocked face. She almost asked me about how old I was and didn't drink milk...

Depressed, I shamelessly told the size of Ms. Jingyin's bust...

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Squatting on the ground holding the big bag on the head that was beaten by Ms. Jingyin, tears streaming down my face...

"You idiot! Where did you go!"

I was imprisoned by my rival in love... well... this probably... can't be said. ==

"It's a long story. Can you tell me what happened next, Miss Jingyin? I need to find out."

Xiao attacked Konoha that day. Although Konoha had prepared a lot, it was still severely damaged. Most of Konoha was blasted into a big hole.

In the end, Naruto and Jiraiya, who practiced celestial arts, defeated Akatsuki's leader Payne and said that the mouth escaped successfully. In fact, it was Jiraiya's apprentice Nagato many years ago who finally resurrected the person who died that day with reincarnation. Konoha people.The Uchiha brothers were also thrown back to Konoha by the slug that day, but the two of them did not participate in Naruto's battle, but...killed Danzo.

At the same time, the Uchiha extermination case was solved in Danzo's arm's blood wheel eye, and the master angrily smashed the Hokage building that had escaped the catastrophe into pieces... and then transplanted Shisui's other eye to Uchiha Itachi.

Raikage initiated the five-kage talks after Jinchuriki of the Eight Tails was captured by Akatsuki, and the masked man who claimed to be Uchiha Madara initiated the war declaration of the Fourth World War.The master also took the opportunity to clear the stigma of Uchiha Itachi's rebellion. After all, the opportunity is not lost. No matter how reluctant the other kages were, when the war was approaching, they had to hold their noses and agree to revoke the stigma against Uchiha. Itachi's rebellious killing order.Of course, this does not include Kazekage Gaara.He basically had no objection to Hokage's proposal.

In the end, it was Naruto. He lost his mind and exploded his eight tails during the battle with Payne, and almost lost himself. Nine-tailed golden body mode.In a nutshell...he's screwed up.

The person who played for him... is a couple of four generations.It turned out that before they died, they also sealed a part of their consciousness in Naruto's body, which also allowed Naruto to spend a short time with them.

After that, it is time to form a coalition army and start a war...

What's disgusting is that Yao Shidou mastered the reincarnation of the dirty soil. At the beginning of the war, many dead ninjas were killed by the dirty soil, including the former shadowmen of various villages who had died for many years.This doesn’t count, there are hundreds of thousands of Bai Jue’s army... This Bai Jue can transform into that ninja as long as he touches the chakra of a human being, and Bai Jue’s perception can’t be deciphered. That’s why I was asked to the end by Ms. Jingyin just now. .

So far, the [-] ninja coalition army has lost nearly [-], and the Baijue army has also been eradicated by nearly [-].It seems that our side has a better chance of winning, but the ones who died on our side were human beings, and the ones who died on their side were just white artificial humans.

The Uchiha brothers went to Yakushito to solve the ninjutsu of reincarnation.

I wiped the biscuit crumbs from the corner of my mouth, and drooled, "A lot of big things really happened."

Sister Jingyin sighed, "This is war. Human life is worthless."

"Hey, this doesn't sound like what you said, Ms. Jingyin."

"Huh?... It's just a moment of emotion." Jingyin smiled helplessly, "Take the time to rest, I will be busy after dawn."

"Hi"

They took a protective formation around them, and fell into darkness in the next second.

When Yoyo woke up, weapons clashing and painful groans gradually came from her ears!With a groan, a Jiling jumped up and ran out of the tent, before he had time to freshen up and start the treatment.One by one, they gradually forgot about the time numbness and received one wounded after another.He was also numb and had no time to feel sorry for his companion who lost his breath before being rescued in time. At this moment, time is life.

It wasn't until I walked out of the bloody tent full of exhaustion that I didn't know what to do, only to find that even after I got out of the tent, the bloody smell permeating the tip of my nose hadn't dissipated. There is a layer of scarlet blood, which lasts for a long time...

Suddenly a little confused, the person who caused all this...or was used to drive him to cause all this, Obito Uchiha... Is he really worth saving?Yes, he has a tragic past, but at this moment...

Are these lives, one after another, just paying for his misery?

After everything is over, can he who survived really bear these heavy human lives?

"Kakashi..." It seemed that Kakashi's gentle smiling eyes could be seen in front of his eyes.He lowered his head and rubbed his dry eyes.Dejected wry smile.In this world, life is probably the least valuable thing.

"Fate?...What a fucking fate!" Shaking his head irritably, he stood up and took the time to wash up, feeling like he was going to stink!

I raised my head suddenly, and a black spot appeared in the cold full moon hanging high in the sky, and then it became bigger and closer, until it turned into a black shadow and landed not far from me.He stood up slowly, raised his head...

"……Yo."

"Where the hell did you go!"

I held my head that had been knocked out again and gritted my teeth fiercely, and kicked "Uchiha bastard, you fucking court death!"

"Is it me who is looking for death?! Do you know how long we have been looking for you, and you don't know how to send us a letter if you are still alive!"

"I'm a jungler, you can send messages when you are circled! It's my luck that I didn't starve to death!"

"Fool!"

"Go away! Bastard!"

After a crackling mess, I couldn't take the clothes anymore. I gave Sasuke a hard look, put on a water bottle, washed my face and changed my clothes, and casually tied my hair into a ponytail and walked to Sasuke who was eating biscuits. Sitting down, "Did the pharmacist solve it?"

"Yeah," Sasuke replied, and then put down the unfinished biscuit in his hand with an ugly face, "Tsk, it's as disgusting as seeing the second Orochimaru, it's really disgusting."

"What do you mean?"

So Sasuke stared at the red eyes and gave me an immersive replay of the scene.

I'm just dumbfounded...

This image...

"Isn't the snake's tail behind his butt? Why is his tail on his belly?"

Sasuke Black Line "Is that what you should focus on!"

"Hey! Isn't this the point? How obvious! Wait... I remember I read it on Wikipedia, it seems that there are two snakes, so it's not strange to poke a tail on his stomach. .”

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Sasuke looked horrified, "..." Are you really a fucking woman! ! !

"By the way, you came here just to fight with me?"

Sasuke seemed to have had enough rest, stood up and pulled my ponytail along the way, frowning to see my hair color, "What's wrong with your hair?"

"Oh, I want to have a romantic relationship with Kakashi."

"I believe you are a ghost." Sasuke glanced at me, as if he was too lazy to care about me, and sighed, "Let's go, I'm here to find you."

"What's the matter?"

"Before Yakushido, Uchiha Madara controlled the second generation of Mizukage."

………………"ha?!"

"That's it, Gokage temporarily stopped him, and Itachi also rushed to join Gokage."

...Sasuke drew his sword while walking and slashed an allied ninja who was walking in front, and turned into a pale Baijue under the flickering thunder. "Naruto's shadow! Body will be here soon, just give these things to him."

"it is good."

I followed Sasuke and galloped all the way, halfway, but met Itachi Uchiha...

"Five Kages are defeated, Uchiha Madara has gone to join Uchiha Obito over there."

...As expected of Uchiha Madara, they are all super powerful existences...

"Master, how are they doing?"

"Oshemaru saved the five generations, and five generations have no problem in the other four shadows."

"Oshemaru?!!" Why hasn't the world changed so fast in a few days! ! !

"Using the curse seal on Mitarai Anko's body and the flesh and blood of Yakushitou, Orochimaru was resurrected, and by the way, he made the second and fourth Hokage of Konoha's first generation dirty." Sasuke explained plainly.

"I can understand the first generation and the second generation. Isn't the fourth generation's words in the belly of the god of death?"

"So Orochimaru used himself as a sacrifice to psychic death, released four generations, and by the way used Bai Ze to change his body."

————— Damn, you can still operate like this!This is too coquettish!

I followed behind the Uchiha brothers flickeringly, pieced together my shattered three views little by little, and when I got to the battlefield, I saw a red...

Naruto actually wrapped all the ninjas with Nine-Tails Chakra!

……… The guy who opened and hung up is different!

It's just that the durability is not enough, waiting for the fox clothes to gradually dissipate, when Naruto was weak, the elusive branch of Uchiha Obito suddenly appeared in front of him! !Hinata fearlessly stretched out her hand in front of Naruto, and the next second behind Hinata, Neji opened his arms with his back facing him...

"Sasuke!"

"Hmph, the idiot at the end of the crane, I still have to save it."

The purple chakra swallowed violently, and the huge armored giant soared into the sky, protecting Naruto and the others behind them...

And I have already arrived behind Naruto, the yin seal was released, and the rich celestial chakra seeped into his meridians along his back.

"It's hard work!"

"Big idiot!"

"Sakura-chan!! Sasuke!!" Although I couldn't see Naruto's expression, I could tell how excited he was just by hearing his voice.

The painting style of this battle is simply magical. The captured tailed beast is pulled closer into a huge hideous shell, and the situation changes in an instant.The dead shell screamed and squirmed like a parasitic maggot, and finally turned into an ugly huge monster waving ten long arms.

"This is... Ten Tails?" It's too ugly!

The overwhelming coercion condensed in the mouth of the ten tails. Facing such a giant monster, the ninja coalition forces almost lost their resistance, and the whole audience was filled with despair.

Cold sweat rolled down my forehead, and I took a deep breath, "It's not good." It is true that I have no fear of approaching death, but in terms of strength, fighting against such a monster is really... powerless.

To be honest, facing this kind of cognition is quite annoying.The depressive mood urgently needs to be relieved. The Yin seal has been completely released, and the traces of the seal are attached to my body and spread around me and Naruto as the center. Survivors gathered together, "Everyone, gather in the sealing formation!" Ino pressed Shikamaru's head and passed on Shikamaru's battle plan. In front of us, Sasuke and Itachi's purple and red Susan were ready to go...

Ten-tails' charge ended, and the giant tailed beast jade that could destroy the heavens and the earth swept over. Everyone, at this moment, was on the line between life and death... Just when the tailed beast jade collided with us, suddenly... ...the clouds dispersed and the wind stopped.The huge tailed beast jade suddenly disappeared in front of his eyes...

I "..." I took off my fucking pants, so there's nothing left? !It's funny! ! !

A three-pronged kunai poked into the ground without a sound, and a white robe embroidered with red flames fell slowly. His figure was light and handsome, and his golden hair was blowing by the wind, revealing a smile at the corner of his mouth.

"Am I late? Naruto?" His voice was clear and gentle like jade.

Naruto chuckled, "It's just in time, Dad!"

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………………… My day!Four generations! ! !God! ! !

I looked at the man with the fourth Hokage embroidered on the back in surprise and turned around with a smile, "I used Flying Thunder God to transfer the Tailed Beast Jade to the sea. Be careful, an explosion is coming."

After his words fell, the sky in the distance was suddenly dyed red, and a violent airflow swept in, blowing the coalition forces here to the side...

I raised my hand to wipe the sand that covered my face, and silently rolled my eyes, this is also a black heart.

... Mom sells batches!The bosses are all black-hearted ghosts!Either natural black or clear black!In short, they are all black-hearted guys! !

"Well, is this your girlfriend? Naruto?"

Looking at the dead fish... Oh, the fourth generation's first concern is not about the health of his son, but whether he is single or not...

—Dad!

Naruto cried like a dog in an instant, with snot and tears, "Dad! Kakashi-sensei stole my sweetheart for being old and disrespectful! Dad, you must teach me a good lesson! You My son, I haven't fallen in love with him yet, I've already fallen out of love..."

Continuing with the dead fish eyes, in the astonished eyes of everyone, he raised his hand and condensed a giant sword to slap Naruto into the pit...

The Fourth Hokage Namikaze Minato hadn't recovered from the shock of his student prying his child into the corner of the wall, but he was tortured by my calm blow and broke out in a cold sweat...

He rubbed the back of his head with a dry smile, "Please... please be kind to my son..."

I dissipated the energy body in my hand, smiled dignifiedly, and dragged Naruto out of the pit by the neck of the ghost-spitting Naruto, a green light flashed in the palm of my hand, and Naruto jumped up and down.

Resurrected with full blood, he accused me of "Sakura-chan! You are biased, so you protect Kakashi!"

Leaning, "I've always been eccentric!"

Naruto crying...

The short-lived laughter dilutes some of the tense atmosphere. At this moment, the second generation and the first generation all come together, and the third generation who wanted to play their leftover heat was stunned by the second generation. Those who are old and frail should stay in Konoha to look after the house!

I found that Uchiha Madara here was as excited as seeing the first generation, and he confessed to the first generation when he came up, "Hashirama! I have been waiting for you for a long time!!"

The first generation stretched out his hand and pointed, "Madara, I will talk to you later!"

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…………………Why do I feel that the bosses in our world are also poisonous! ! !

The three Hokages plus the temporary Uchiha Itachi opened the Four Ziyang Formation and encircled the Ten-Tails inside. Even if it spit out a Tailed Beast Jade that was bigger than before, it still couldn't destroy the barrier.

Super powerful!The enchantment of four shadow-level ninjas!

— Al!Why does the male god also have a nine-tailed mode!This pair of golden father and son!

"By the way, bastard... uh, Sasuke, I thought something was wrong with you from the very beginning, tell me if you farted!"

Sasuke, damn it, you meant to say jerk just now!Don't think I can't hear it if you change it quickly! "Can you look a little girly?" She turned her face in disgust.

...... Fuck!This bastard actually said that I am not a girl!Damn you, do you drink that breast enhancement soup for nothing? ! !

Sasuke stabbed it with a sword, and the veins popped in his forehead, "No matter what you're thinking, that's not what I want to express!"

"whispering sound!"

"Tsk!" Why haven't I killed this guy yet? !Sasuke thought with a dark face.

"I said, don't change the subject for me!"

Sasuke sighed helplessly, "The teacher said, bring him back to the psychic at the right time, there is something he wants."

... "What does he want?"

"Darkness."

……oh!A thousand-year-old mother boy.

"Why can't it be called now... Well, I didn't say it."

Sasuke gave me a look that you are not stupid enough, I really want to slap him with an epee!

Rao is blood flowing like a river here, and corpses are everywhere... This is our war.Since it cannot be changed from the source, the current war can be regarded as the battle of breaking out of the cocoon and becoming a butterfly in this world.The world needs to change to have peace...

He let out a long breath... the sea of ​​corpses was exchanged for peace.

This kind of price... is really heavy.

The first generation was divided into wooden escape points!As the coalition forces opened the entrance to the barrier, with the booster from the Hokages, the depressed momentum of the coalition forces suddenly became enthusiastic, howling and rushing into the barrier.

The ten tails split into densely packed split bodies to prevent the coalition forces from approaching the main body.

The fight starts instantly!

Boom!The giant sword swayed with a wave of ripples, blocking the split bodies in front of them and snapped at their waists, jumping high, the giant sword is ruthless!insert!Entering the ground, the rumble of the earth was ripped apart...

In a daze, I seemed to hear Naruto whispering that he would never dare to joke with me again, and would be split in two...

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To be honest, I haven't split Naruto in half until now, so I have a different kind of true love for Naruto!

Sasuke, who hasn't stabbed Haruno Sakura to death until now, "..." God damn true love!

The author has something to say:

Kakashi "Shouldn't your male god be me?"

Me: No, you are a beauty.

Uchiha Madara "..."

Me: You are the ancestor!