[Hokage] Too flirtatious, I want to sleep

After lunch at noon, it was still early, so I sat on the bench downstairs and continued to watch the master. Thinking about me, I have been a human being for three generations, and I have never lived to be 20 years old every time. I don’t know if I will die in this life.

Just as he was freeing himself to think about it, Uchiha Sasuke came over, his face was still the same, but he sat next to me with a twisted face and told me that he wanted to kiss my forehead...

I took a deep breath, "Naruto, did you forget to take your medicine when you went out?"

"Hey! No, no, I'm not Naruto! I..." He covered his stomach and legs and ran towards the toilet billowing with smoke and dust.Big idiot!Uchiha Sasuke and I didn't even say three words, whoever gives the little golden retriever the confidence to become Uchiha Sasuke can kiss my forehead? !Are you stupid!

I hold my forehead, another Uchiha Sasuke.With a proud face and a cold body, "Hey, did you see that big idiot Uzumaki Naruto?"

Oh, here comes the real one. "Go straight and turn right, the men's restroom."

Uchiha Sasuke's face was darkened.

In the afternoon, the students were taken away one by one, and finally the three of us were left.We waited and waited, but we still couldn't wait for our guide Jonin.Naruto had grown impatient for a long time, picked up the blackboard eraser and locked the door, saying that he would be punished for being late.

Uchiha Sasuke gave you an idiot expression, "How could Jonin fall into such a childish trap."

Then he was slapped in the face, and the blackboard eraser snapped and smashed into a silver-white head.Look at Uchiha Sasuke's face, you are a fucking liar!Are you really a jonin expression? I continued to cover my face, and Naruto was covering his stomach and pointing at the teacher who was hit by the blackboard eraser and smiling.Pills, I think.

So I wasn't surprised when he said, "My first impression of you guys was disgusting."

Surprisingly, when we were sitting on the roof and listening to him say he was going to introduce himself, I looked at his silver-white hair that defies gravity, and thought of the uncle I met that night when I went crazy a few years ago.

Listen to him say that his name is Hatake Kakashi, a fool who dreams of hobbies.This voice, the teeth are white, I hugged my arms and tightened my fingers, my skin got goose bumps, my forehead was against my knees, why did I get goose bumps when I heard his voice, my little heart was trembling!

"Sakura sauce! Sakura sauce!"

"Ah?" I came back to my senses and found that they were all looking at me, blinking "What?"

"Introduce yourself, it's Sakura-chan, I said Sakura-chan, you're just in a daze, you didn't listen to me at all!" Little Golden Retriever looked aggrieved.

I blinked, turned my head away from him, and looked straight at the white hair of my future teacher, "Sakura Haruno, I have many hobbies and few dislikes. My dream is...still looking for it."

"Sakura-chan, why are you fooling people like Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto crossed his arms and squinted at me dissatisfied.

I didn't fool anyone!I gave him a blank look, and then I was told that I would go to the training ground at five o'clock tomorrow to participate in the trial with a very high elimination rate, and I couldn't have breakfast yet.After a puff of white smoke, the teacher disappeared.I also patted my ass and went home, and rejected Naruto's invitation to eat ramen, ah, I won't eat ramen for the last week!

In the middle of the night, I jumped out of bed with a cry, sweating profusely.I dreamed that I was slashing with Xiao Zhuangzi, and when I turned my face, Xiao Zhuangzi's head became Kakashi's. I watched his soaring white hair squinting the only eye that was exposed, and his little heart trembled The voice said to me, "Yo, little girl, we meet again..."

I wiped my face and I was shaking, it was so fucking scary!

With a sluggish face, I dragged my tired feet to the training ground, sat under the root of the tree and couldn't move. After being critically attacked by Xiao Zhuangzi and Kakashi, I was left with only a trace of blood up.Thinking about it for a while, I have to face Kakashi's voice that made me tremble——

Sit cross-legged, put the long sword across your knees, close your eyes, sink your breath into the dantian, recite silently and meditate, and discard all complicated things.

When a slight ripple washed away, I opened my eyes and saw the stunned dumb face of the little golden retriever, and I, holding the hilt of the sword, the tip of the sword shining with cold light was only a punch away from Naruto's brow.

Tsk, I let out a sigh of annoyance, raised my wrist and retracted my sword, and then gave the little golden retriever a mace, "I've said it many times, don't just approach me who is meditating casually!"

"It hurts, hurts! Sakura, I accidentally forgot." Naruto squatted on the ground with his head in his arms.

"You remember ramen, don't you?"

"No!"

"Hmph, idiot." I didn't say that, and sure enough, the next second Naruto jumped up and pointed at Uchiha Sasuke and started yelling.

I yawned bored with my chin resting on my ear, and I heard the super naive quarrel of those two guys. According to Kakashi’s late peeing yesterday, I have to wait again today. It is said that their tenth class is Konoha's traditional family secret art class, Inoka Butterfly, and they are fighting in coordination.

And our seventh class, one Uchiha orphan, one at the end of the crane, and the first-year-old me at home, those two people have always been at odds with each other, and I probably don't know much about cooperative warfare.Cover your face, if the focus of Kakashi's assessment is the team battle, I think we will be finished.If you fail, you will be sent back to the ninja school for re-education—it’s embarrassing to think about it.

Glancing at the two people who turned their heads, "I said, I went to another class to investigate yesterday, and the results I got were that the focus of today's assessment should be teamwork. All the rookie shinin are based on the class system, led by the johnin. For the mission, how about it? Do you want to cooperate? It is said that Kakashi is an elite Jnin. The three of us plus one are not his opponents. Instead of letting him kill the three of us one by one, it is better to cooperate. The chances are higher. At least it won't kill immediately."

"I don't want to cooperate with the bastard Sasuke!"

"Hmph, the one at the end of the crane, I should say that."

"..." I can't communicate with these two bastards.

Wait, wait, wait until the sun is high and the stomach is hungry, and then I wait for a certain master who came late.

"Yo, oh ha yo~"

Oh, my sister, I squinted my eyes and tried my best to minimize the influence of that lazy and deep voice.Naruto jumped and pointed at him and yelled it's too late for you.

"Ahaha, that's because there's a black cat blocking the way."

Ahh, boring excuse.

"Okay, from now until twelve o'clock at noon, you have to snatch the bell from me, whether it's a shuriken or anything, as long as you can snatch the bell, you're qualified. Hold on to the will to kill me."

The sound of jingling bells came from the palm of his hand, it was two bells worn with red thread.

"Why are there only two?" Naruto asked after counting the number of people to make sure there was no mistake.

"Well, that's because one of you is destined to be unqualified." Looking at the smiling guy, I stroked the hilt of my sword, clumsily provoking discord.

But someone was fooled, looking at the two people who were staring at each other while braving the electric current, looking at the sky speechlessly, master, my hands are itchy.So, I stepped forward and pushed the back of my head with one hand.

chirp~

Hahaha, the second kiss was successful!

The two who couldn't stare glaringly pinched their necks and vomited. I ignored Kakashi, who was holding a bell and looking at me dully.

"Sakura-chan! What are you doing!"

"Haruno Sakura, kill you!"

Button your ears, "Ah, you two have a tacit understanding~"

"Who has a tacit understanding with the bastard Sasuke!"

"Who has a tacit understanding with the one at the end of the crane!"

Oh, shrugging his shoulders indifferently, I think Kakashi is about to collapse.

The flying test started, Uchiha Sasuke and I hid ourselves for the first time, only Naruto, that idiot, was upright to fight Kakashi.As a result, Kakashi took out the little yellow book in contempt, blocked all his attacks with one hand, and then killed him in a thousand years.

I pressed the blue veins on my forehead, damn it, poking the chrysanthemum is also considered as the mystery of the Konoha body technique? !Konoha is sure to take jujube pills!Raise your fingers, stand in front of your body, rub the corners of your lips silently, change your fingerprints, a few sparrows suddenly fly out from the branches, pick up a few fallen leaves, lightly tap your toes, quickly change positions, a few changes , fell under the tree where Naruto was hanging, using his finger as a sword, a sword energy broke the rope hanging Naruto.

"Thanks, Sakura-chan!"

Grabbed Naruto by the neck who was going to seek revenge on Kakashi, "Go to Sasuke first"

"Why are you looking for Sasuke, Sakura-chan, I..."

boom!He knocked on his head hard, "Shut up!" One or two are not worry-free!

When the two of us found Sasuke, what we saw was a little boy buried in the soil with only one head full of displeasure. Naruto hugged his belly and pointed at him, tears flying all over the place. The angry Uchiha Sasuke almost exploded on the spot .A punch smashed the ground into pieces, successfully shutting up both of them.

"Now, cooperate with me! Don't care about the bell or not, even if you want to go back to repair it, you have to beat that annoying teacher who is playing with people first!" I took a deep breath and let it out with a smile, "Hey, You two, did you hear that?"

"Yes!"

"Humph"

So, the next formation is, Naruto's countless shadows, body frontal attack, Uchiha Sasuke's side support took the opportunity to seize the bell, and I, waiting for the opportunity, wanted to beat the culprit who bothered me and made me have nightmares An old punch from one of the bad masters.

The fireballs flew wildly, bouncing off rocks, and sometimes startled a few birds.

When the alarm clock rang on time, the chaotic test calmed down.