Sorry, I'm dirty!

When He Ruiqi entered the room, Bai Cen was flying in the jjc waves.

"Fuck that Cang Yun daddy on the opposite side!"

"JJC can lose, but the Beggars must die!"

"Kneel down and call me Yellow Chicken Baba...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we have something to talk about!"

"I'm so shameless, don't run away in the wild!"

"Lin Chu, why is your milk still so small, why is it big as promised?"

He Ruiqi said coolly from behind: "What's the big deal?"

"Milk!" Bai Cen was in YY, and for a moment he didn't know where the voice came from.

He Ruiqi pinched the back of Bai Cen's neck and forced him to turn his head: "Huh? Say it again?"

This tone of voice is as natural as saying "Do you eat fish or shrimp tonight?", but with Bai Cen's experience, he immediately reacted. The complete version of the uncle's words is "Huh? Do you have the guts to say it again? Look at me Don't break your legs!"

Bai Cen was not frightened, he puffed up his chest, "I said... Uncle, you look so handsome today!"

Therefore, no matter how good the posture is, no matter how heroic the expression is, it is useless. Bai Cen dare not play wild on He Ruiqi's territory even if he has the guts.

Anyway, he was handsome for only three seconds.

"Oh?" He Ruiqi gave him a sideways look, and let him go, "I'm more handsome if I don't wear it."

Bai Cen's face became hot all of a sudden, and the feeling of a hard object the night before yesterday made him really flustered...

Playing hooligans + daily molesting = doublekill

Seeing Bai Cen's absent-minded look, He Ruiqi suddenly became serious: "You haven't been out of the room for a few days and figure it out on your own. Would you mind asking Aunt Qian to knock on the door and send you to the room for a meal?"

Bai Cen felt ashamed and apologized, "Ah, I've troubled her too much..."

"I know how to play games every day, can I have some ideals?"

"My fault……"

He Ruiqi saw that Bai Cen was introspective, and said, "Weird has the same smell as you, and he doesn't go for a walk if you don't go out. Look at him, he's fat. He's almost as fat as Alaska. How can he dominate the yard? "

Guaiguai seemed to understand. He was sleeping on the carpet with half-closed eyes, but now he poked his weakness and yelled at He Ruiqi.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"What the hell!" He Ruiqi's tone became more aggressive, and he was stunned all of a sudden, "Look at your belly, scratch it with your paw, how fat you are, I don't know that my male dog owner thought you were pregnant Woolen cloth!"

Guaiguai blinked its dark round eyes, was greatly shocked, and stopped screaming, just groaned twice, walked to the corner, curled up, and looked at Bai Cen innocently...

However, Bai Cen, who is like him and calls him a confidant, blinked his almond eyes and was more innocent than he looked: "Uncle, I was wrong..."

He Ruiqi said, "Are you afraid that I will eat you?"

"Afraid? How is it possible! What am I afraid of!" Bai Cen flatly denied.

He Ruiqi gave a meaningful "Yo", and then said slowly: "Then you are not afraid to stay at home, change your clothes and go out with me."

"What are you doing out?"

"A date." After finishing speaking and closing the door, He Ruiqi snickered, as expected, children are tender, and it won't work if they are agitated.

Bai Cen still hasn't reacted in the room... What's going on?How do you feel that uncle has become a thief?Is it my illusion!

The promised date is actually just buying new year's goods, so what is Mr. He thinking every day who never goes to the supermarket?But there are always more unexpected things in reality, such as...

"Bai Cen, why are you wearing a military coat and a hat, and you still need a pair of sunglasses?" He Ruiqi asked as he pushed the car.

"I'm afraid of being recognized by others." Bai Cen turned up the collar of his military coat and lowered his voice.

He Ruiqi: "...Bai Cen, you are not popular yet."

"I know, I know, uncle, please keep your voice down, I'm afraid of being beaten by black fans!"

He Ruiqi said with a dark face, "Have you been followed by black fans?"

"Nonsense, of course..." Bai Cen subconsciously wanted to tell He Ruiqi what happened to the crew, but then changed his mind and said, "No, I'm just pissed off, and I want to say that I'm still a little popular hahaha!"

Heaving a sigh of relief, Bai Cen thought that if the gangsters were still stuck at the hotel door in the middle of the night just to scold him, and the bastards posted all kinds of ugly photos of him filming on the Internet, what else would there be to boycott the internet celebrity squad? Bombing his private messages every day and telling his uncle about these things, then Brother Su, who was threatened by him not to tell the big boss, will suffer...

Right now, Bai Cen is just thinking about the wrongdoer and the debtor. Whoever offends him will be dealt with by himself. Although he doesn't have any plans right now, but...he has determination!

So when you are sad, touch your chest and tell yourself that you are a boy and be strong!Old trouble uncle how to do a real man!

He Ruiqi was dubious: "Really?"

"Of course! Real men don't lie!"

No wonder!He Ruiqi answered in his heart, don't expect him to tell the truth, he really thinks I don't know anything.

"I think we are so similar..." He Ruiqi paused.

"Like what!"

He Ruiqi took a box of potato chips, and thought that Bai Cen should like to eat them, so he threw them in the cart, and casually said two words to Bai Cen: "Cheating."

"Look at you, date me, disguise, sneak around, is it cheating?"

Thick-skinned + hooliganism + daily molestation = triplekill

Bai Cen's temper is good, but it doesn't mean he won't get angry, especially after he got along with He Ruiqi, it seems that the number of petty tempers seems to be increasing.

He Ruiqi is also happy to see the results, he gets angry when he is angry, and makes him petty when he is petty, anyway, he is happy to coax.

So the scene turned into a young man in a military coat and sunglasses who walked slowly from one end of the shelf to the other without saying a word, grabbing things vigorously, while the tall man was pushing a trolley and followed the young man step by step. Behind him, he looked at him with a happy face, and leaned over to whisper a few words from time to time.

With you by my side, the time is just right.

Bai Cen was very puzzled. He felt that He Ruiqi's behavior of molesting you once, making you angry, and coaxing you later was simply outrageous!Isn't this the same as a boy in the third grade of elementary school who bullies you if he likes you?

Sure enough, the old man was still a childish ghost in his heart.

Thinking this way, he was out of his mind, and didn't notice the brat rushing towards him.

"You're a monster! Watch me Ultraman save the world!" The brat said in a childlike voice, and slammed Bai Cen with a huge candy cane.

Before Bai Cen could react, He Ruiqi stepped forward to push the bear away, and asked Bai Cen if he was okay.I don't know if it was pushed too hard or the brat did it on purpose. He lay on the ground and cried loudly, playing tricks.

The crying attracted customers in the supermarket, and they came to watch from all directions. There is an old Chinese saying, "It's not a big deal to watch the excitement" which is vividly reflected everywhere.

He Ruiqi has never encountered such a situation since he was so old. Usually, a phone call with the courage to play tricks on him can get the security to drag him away, or meet his lawyer directly, but for the first time he felt helpless with the brat.

Seeing that He Ruiqi's eyebrows were about to wrinkle into a Sichuan shape, Bai Cen patted him comfortingly, then walked up to the bear and squatted down.

"Ultraman, do you know who I am?"

"You are, you are a monster!" The bear boy replied with a sob.

"Oh, that's just my disguised identity on Earth." Bai Cen said nonsense in a serious manner, with a sincere expression that even He Ruiqi almost believed it, "Actually, I am the father of Ultra!"

"Liar!"

Bai Cen changed his hoarse voice: "If you continue to disrespect the father of Ultra, I will shoot you an energy beam!"

Suddenly, a ray of light blinded the bear kid, and he immediately apologized to Bai Cen, who was still plausible just now: "I'm sorry, father of Otto, please don't shoot me through!"

Bai Cen put on a show: "Okay, since you're still young, then punish yourself by hitting yourself fifty times with the candy bar you hit me just now."

The bear boy was also obedient at this time, so he hit himself, although it looked useless at first glance, and he didn't know if he was shrewd or stupid after thinking about it.

The corner of He Ruiqi's mouth twitched: Bai Cen, you use the flashlight of your mobile phone as the energy beam, the father of Ultra, do you know that!

At this time, there was a commotion not far away: "What are you doing!"

The voice is cold, the tone is indifferent, and there is no ups and downs in the voice.

Bai Cen looked up: Oh, punk boy~