Misdiagnosed after being granted last wish by roommate

In the hot comments on the official blog of a dignified swimming team, there is actually not a single item related to swimming. Gu Yang doesn't know whether to lament the decline of the world, or to despise that even the captain is defeated by the world and joins the ranks of everyone.

Originally, the kid was a little furious when he saw that he was robbed of sweet potatoes, so he ordered Qin Xian to edit it out: "After all, this is the daily routine of our swimming team, and the others are all taken during training. What's the point of eating sweet potatoes thing!"

Later, I saw that there were too many comments about that picture in the comments, and I was so desperate that I didn’t dare to put pressure on it. I even changed my style of painting: "It seems to be eaten on the way back from training. It can barely be regarded as a part of daily life."

It's really faster to turn faces than to turn books, Captain Xu's speed of selling his soul for reality is amazing.

Although Gu Yang didn't show it, but the first time he was discussed like this, he was put together with Jiang Zhihai. He felt a little strange in his heart. He held his phone and flipped through the comments in the middle of the night. He didn't know how he fell asleep in the end. When I woke up one day, the phone was still on the Weibo comment page even after unlocking it.

After waking up, apart from "Morning Exercise CP", the other couples also had their own names. Needless to say, "Sweet Potato" is such a distinctive name. What surprised Gu Yang was that someone named his The name was also leaked, and the CP name of "Ocean" is no surprise. The slogan "One river reaches the ocean, Gu Shui becomes the sea" has been built into a small supermarket in just one night. talk.

He has thoroughly seen how idle netizens can be when they are really idle.

In a word, an unintentional contribution to the campus confession wall, directly fueled by Captain Xu Xiaobei, turned into a CP chaos of the Luo University Swimming Team.

Gu Yang even saw someone standing with Xu Xiaobei and him, because in a group photo, they were completely reduced to the background and just happened to smile at each other.

And the reason why they laughed back then was so common that Gu Yang couldn't even think about it.

The power of netizens' brain supplements is really powerful. Gu Yang only knew that in recent years, people have become more and more tolerant of same-sex feelings, but he didn't expect that such a situation that just a person can form a CP has been derived.

If he said this, Qin Xian would probably tell him that it's okay to not be a human.But in order to avoid embarrassment in front of Jiang Zhihai, Gu Yang acted as if he had completely forgotten the grand occasion of last night and everything was as usual.

Because he stayed up too late last night, he didn't even get up for morning exercises this morning, and now, Jiang Zhihai has already returned from running, and he just came out of the shower to change clothes.

Gu Yang couldn't help but pray silently in his heart that he didn't know anything about these things, but it's a pity that his roommates were too hardworking, and he failed in just a few words.

"'One river reaches the ocean, Gu Shui becomes the sea', this is a good statement, I decided to print it out and paste it on the door of our dormitory." Zhou Di happily followed Chaohua.

Zhao Xukai went even further, using his Wannian trumpet, which has been watching the news and gossip, to edit a Weibo in Chaohua, and handed it to Jiang Zhihai: "Brother Hai, I want to use your name to win the favor of some girls, you Don’t disagree! I swear, just post this one.”

Gu Yang hurried over: "What are you posting? Show me! Hey!"

Unfortunately, after obtaining Jiang Zhihai's permission, Zhao Xukai avoided him and pressed the send button.

Zhou Di suddenly realized: "Why didn't I think of such a shameless trick?"

"Nonsense! Is the title of my number one warm man just for fun? Of course, I need to meet the needs of all girls, not to mention looking at other people, even if they want me to kiss you now—" He moved closer Zhou Di also looked at the other party's greasy face when he got up early in the morning, his tone paused, and he couldn't help retching.

"Forget it, sometimes you don't have to make such a big sacrifice." He stroked his chest, still in shock.

The two of them quickly wrestled into a ball again, Gu Yang didn't even bother to pay attention, he just rushed to the super chat of "One River to the Ocean".

That super talk was very popular, but there were no new posts in the morning, so Gu Yang saw the Weibo post by Zhao Xukai at a glance.

"The world is mysterious. Who would have thought that one day I would get my roommate's CP on Weibo. To be honest, the CP that Didi and I gave them in private was named 'Jiangyang Bandit'. In comparison, emmmmm... Everyone It's really gentle."

The photo below this Weibo is of course another photo of Gu Yang and Jiang Zhihai.

Gu Yang was originally afraid that he didn't check his phone thoroughly last time, so this kid directly sent the video of them embracing and sleeping together, but in comparison, Zhao Xukai's method was still a bit softer, and the group photo was still when he moved into this dormitory Afterwards, after getting to know everyone well.

At that time, Jiang Zhihai spoke much less than he does now, most of the time he could only say a few words because Gu Yang pestered him.

In the photo, Gu Yang is hugging his basin and preparing to wash clothes. The weather is not too cold, and there are not many clothes in the basin, and Jiang Zhihai happened to come back at night to take off his clothes. As soon as he took off his shirt, he was full of enthusiasm He went over and pulled his T-shirt into his hand, and wanted to help him wash it out together.

Jiang Zhihai really couldn't bear his enthusiasm for a while, so he hurriedly pulled the other side to refuse. Under the tugging, Gu Yang staggered, and rushed towards him with the basin in his arms. Jiang Zhihai hurriedly took him into his arms again. .

Thus, there was such a strange posture between the two, a basin was sandwiched between the bodies, one of them was pulling the clothes with one hand, and Jiang Zhihai even stretched out his arms to wrap around Gu Yang's waist.

At that time, Zhao Xukai was narcissistically turning on the camera to take pictures of himself. Seeing this situation, he immediately switched the camera and captured their moment of stupefaction in the lens.

It's just that he didn't have the guts to make such jokes with Jiang Zhihai at the time, and even though it was taken, he didn't show them this photo. Gu Yang still didn't know that there was such a photo in this world.

Zhao Xukai also kept an eye on the photo when he posted it, and directly posted a sentence on the photo: "How can a normal roommate rush to help each other with laundry?"

I have to say that his question really got the essence of it.

"To have a roommate give candy, so happy! Jiangyang Bandit, I can use the name hhh!"

"It's hard to understand the feelings between boys. Is there any male roommate who can help with laundry? I can transmigrate and change my gender!"

"This is so damn real! I've only seen boys want to be each other's daddy, but I've never seen each other want to wash each other's clothes!"

"They probably wanted to be each other's boyfriends."

"Roommate and classmate! Ask for the original picture!!!"

"..."

Gu Yang dared to bet that the reason why Zhao Xukai put the word P on the photo must be to make the girls take the initiative to ask him for the original picture, this scheming man!

"Being your team doctor in the swimming team, being your human being in our room, I never thought that one day I would be cute again, help me! I clearly love Qiangqiang now!"

"People are really hammered!"

Gu Yang secretly went to Baidu to look up the meaning of "human beings suffer", and his heart was already filled with shame and anger.

God bless Jiang Zhihai not interested in these messy things, if these comments are read by him, Gu Yang feels that he really doesn't even have the courage to face him.

God knows, he also felt that the aura of himself in that photo really matched the aura of the word "human qi".

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sneak a look at Jiang Zhihai.

Who knew that Jiang Zhihai was also looking at him, and seeing him turn around, a faint smile appeared on his lips.

Gu Yang's chest suddenly thumped like a drum, and he quickly turned his gaze away.

Jiang Zhihai picked up the changed clothes and put them directly on his head: "Speaking of which, I haven't washed my clothes for a long time, so let's wash this one by the way."

Gu Yang tore off his clothes in a hurry, and argued eagerly, "I'm no one!"

"Huh?" Jiang Zhihai raised his eyebrows.

"Pfft—" The two people next to him laughed at the same time.

Gu Yang put his clothes back on his face again, lay back on the bed and pretended to be dead.

"One thing to say, sister-in-law, the way you usually treat Brother Hai is really quite human." Zhou Di said sincerely.

Zhao Xukai looked at the extra private messages on Weibo, his eyes lit up: "You said that if I record this moment and put it on the Internet, will there be more girls who will come to see me?"

Gu Yang lifted his T-shirt and stared at him viciously: "I don't know if there will be more, but you will definitely be silenced by me before you receive it!"

"He's in a hurry, he's in a hurry." Zhou Di added fuel to the fire.

Jiang Zhihai stood over and blocked Gu Yang: "Okay, stop bullying him, he's going to be late for class and don't clean up."

His apparent favoritism provoked another wave of complaints from the two of them, but Gu Yang, who was blocked by him, found that... this situation seemed to be really true, a bit beneficial to him.

And he obviously underestimated the influence of the Internet, the four of them walked together when they went out to class today, which immediately attracted the attention of many people.

The attention-grabbing this time is obviously not just relying on Jiang Zhihai's appearance as in the past. Gu Yang clearly saw that two little girls looked at him, then at Jiang Zhihai, and then at each other, with weird smiles on the corners of their mouths. Smile.

What's even more frightening is that there are more than one pair of such little girls.

Gu Yang hastily separated from them by taking different routes, but even so, when he arrived in the class, there were still female students who excitedly asked: "Gu Yang, you are in the swimming team now! The most searched photos from last night It's you, right!"

As a man, the former roommate was also very gossip: "So you insisted on changing the dormitory because you wanted to live with your boyfriend?"

Gu Yang hastily explained: "He's not my boyfriend! He's just a roommate!"

The female classmate just now gave his ex-roommate a blank look: "Don't knock on the real person, okay!"

Gu Yang: "..."

Should he silently praise her?

I don't know how other people are, anyway, after receiving so many people's attention, Gu Yang's biggest feeling is that he is physically and mentally exhausted. Let alone in the current school, even his former classmates and friends would send him text messages from time to time, asking about trending topics. impressions.

As soon as get out of class time came, Gu Yang saw the phone buzzing and vibrating as if he didn't want money, Gu Yang almost threw the phone out on impulse.

After he calmed down, he realized that the voice call was from Xu Xiaobei.

Gu Yang hurriedly connected, and when he came up, he immediately raised an issue: "Look at your bad idea! Even my cousin asked me what happened to Brother Hai!"

"Oh, don't worry about that, I'm serious!" Xu Xiaobei was very excited, "We have a coach!"

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Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 80 bottles of sugar rolls; 4 bottles of Siji Q[-];

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